Aussies, british, canadians are just jealous. USA #1

The USA has always been the envy of you inferior nations, but why do you have to be so jealous? Maybe because you use USD to pay for your petro? Maybe because every ounce of pornography you jerk to comes from here? Maybe because we have better teeth? Perhaps we have real mens sports like football and not girly soccer or boring hockey? Do you despise the fact that twenty seven of the worlds top thirty corporations are American? Do you fill with rage when you realize that we can impose our will upon the world with ease? Are you blinded by fury knowing that while you have inbred populations, we Americans have diversity? Do you loathe the fact that you are molesting kangaroos, your women are sleeping with Americans just so they can feel like part of the better team? We have armed drones over your countries at all times yet you have none here. Why so jealous? I would wager to say it is all of the above. God bless the USA