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Those of you who voted for Obama.....

 
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The real stupid ones...yes!
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You got 45 - 50% of the country to vote for Obammy Nov 6th....so the "stupid ones" are plentiful.


useful
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You would be wrong....it was 53% - a clear majority.

Get use to it!
 Quoting: ShillsRUs


No. you would be wrong. I don't give a fuck if it was 53%. When Obammy(or more likely Congress) cuts off your free shit, you are screwed. Me, not so much because I get nothing for free now. No big deal, just a little smaller paycheck.
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Fuck off! You don't know shit about me! I've earned everything I have and stupid ass Bush almost fucked me! Glad Obama and the Dems are back in charge and so are all of my retirement accounts that the Repubs try to rape from me. DOW to 16,000 by 2016 - mark my word you dumb fuck.
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You got 45 - 50% of the country to vote for Obammy Nov 6th....so the "stupid ones" are plentiful.


useful
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You would be wrong....it was 53% - a clear majority.

Get use to it!
 Quoting: ShillsRUs


No. you would be wrong. I don't give a fuck if it was 53%. When Obammy(or more likely Congress) cuts off your free shit, you are screwed. Me, not so much because I get nothing for free now. No big deal, just a little smaller paycheck.
 Quoting: last one


Fuck off! You don't know shit about me! I've earned everything I have and stupid ass Bush almost fucked me! Glad Obama and the Dems are back in charge and so are all of my retirement accounts that the Repubs try to rape from me. DOW to 16,000 by 2016 - mark my word you dumb fuck.
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You got 45 - 50% of the country to vote for Obammy Nov 6th....so the "stupid ones" are plentiful.


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 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


You would be wrong....it was 53% - a clear majority.

Get use to it!
 Quoting: ShillsRUs


No. you would be wrong. I don't give a fuck if it was 53%. When Obammy(or more likely Congress) cuts off your free shit, you are screwed. Me, not so much because I get nothing for free now. No big deal, just a little smaller paycheck.
 Quoting: last one


Fuck off! You don't know shit about me! I've earned everything I have and stupid ass Bush almost fucked me! Glad Obama and the Dems are back in charge and so are all of my retirement accounts that the Repubs try to rape from me. DOW to 16,000 by 2016 - mark my word you dumb fuck.
 Quoting: ShillsRUs


Genius here is going to have to discover the hard way, his checks aren't going to be what they used to be anymore. (And he voted for it)
He'll figure it out when he goes grocery shopping.

Wait.....No, I don't think he will.
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God wanted us to vote for the antichrist so we are following his plan.
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You would be wrong....it was 53% - a clear majority.

Get use to it!
 Quoting: ShillsRUs


No. you would be wrong. I don't give a fuck if it was 53%. When Obammy(or more likely Congress) cuts off your free shit, you are screwed. Me, not so much because I get nothing for free now. No big deal, just a little smaller paycheck.
 Quoting: last one


Fuck off! You don't know shit about me! I've earned everything I have and stupid ass Bush almost fucked me! Glad Obama and the Dems are back in charge and so are all of my retirement accounts that the Repubs try to rape from me. DOW to 16,000 by 2016 - mark my word you dumb fuck.
 Quoting: ShillsRUs


Genius here is going to have to discover the hard way, his checks aren't going to be what they used to be anymore. (And he voted for it)
He'll figure it out when he goes grocery shopping.

Wait.....No, I don't think he will.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19980561


like I said. we can check the score Jan 2016. As a matter of fact, we will know about taxes in about week once the deal is finalized. And since I am not quite at 250K (or 400K) - I do not expect much change for myself.
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God wanted us to vote for the antichrist so we are following his plan.
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what a lame ass response.

at least bring something relevant to the conversation.

jackass.
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God wanted us to vote for the antichrist so we are following his plan.
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what a lame ass response.

at least bring something relevant to the conversation.

jackass.
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Yea and posting obamas face 15 times is relevant.
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God wanted us to vote for the antichrist so we are following his plan.
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what a lame ass response.

at least bring something relevant to the conversation.

jackass.
 Quoting: ShillsRUs


Yea and posting obamas face 15 times is relevant.
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nah. that's just as fucking stupid.

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A Liberal voting for a democrat is like a Chicken voting for Colonel Sanders. They are to stupid to know they are voting AGAINST THEMSELVES...
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And a vote for the Retards errr republicans is a vote somehow for "We the people"? BTW...I didn't vote at all but no way the Mormon retard would have got a vote from me even if i had..... And now I'll take this time to remind all you die hard right winger TARDS and you left winger TARDS to remind you......YOUR VOTE DON'T COUNT!
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Obama voters really are dumbasses. There's a guy at work who is an avid Obama supporter, I can't tell you how many times I had to pull his fat out of the fire on the projects we work on. And he NEVER learns. Never. I have to teach him the same thing over and over and OVER again.
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No. you would be wrong. I don't give a fuck if it was 53%. When Obammy(or more likely Congress) cuts off your free shit, you are screwed. Me, not so much because I get nothing for free now. No big deal, just a little smaller paycheck.
 Quoting: last one


Fuck off! You don't know shit about me! I've earned everything I have and stupid ass Bush almost fucked me! Glad Obama and the Dems are back in charge and so are all of my retirement accounts that the Repubs try to rape from me. DOW to 16,000 by 2016 - mark my word you dumb fuck.
 Quoting: ShillsRUs


Genius here is going to have to discover the hard way, his checks aren't going to be what they used to be anymore. (And he voted for it)
He'll figure it out when he goes grocery shopping.

Wait.....No, I don't think he will.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19980561


like I said. we can check the score Jan 2016. As a matter of fact, we will know about taxes in about week once the deal is finalized. And since I am not quite at 250K (or 400K) - I do not expect much change for myself.
 Quoting: ShillsRUs


When we go into a tailspin they'll take your shit. My 401k too. Watch.
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Congratulations dummies. Your pay checks are about to take a big hit in taxes. This means you'll see a reduction in pay.
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What are paychecks?
Is that what they gives you at one of them workey type jobs?
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Dear Red States:

We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving.

We in New York intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.

We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).

To sum up briefly:

You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard. You get Ol' Miss.

We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

We're taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico.

Sincerely,

Citizen of the Enlightened States of America



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A Liberal voting for a democrat is like a Chicken voting for Colonel Sanders. They are to stupid to know they are voting AGAINST THEMSELVES...
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says the jackass repub!

what part of raising taxes on the top 2% don't you get.

you are the stupid fuck voting against his/her own interest.
 Quoting: ShillsRUs


Whoa there leftist non-thinker it is time you accurately look at the situation you are in.

What part of obamacare do you not understand?
What part of crap rolls downhill do you not understand?
What part of medical deductions will move upwards and exceeds 10 percent of your adjusted gross income do you not understand?
What part of insurance premiums will rise especially on long term care do you not understand?
What part of Investment Tax raises 3.8% after capital gains and dividends jumping from 15% to 18.8%.do you not understand?
What part of new taxes on small businesses do you not understand?
What part of medical devices will be taxed 2.3% of the price of the product do you not understand?
What part of Individual Mandate Tax do you not understand?
What part of Flexible Spending Account (FSA) Cap do you not understand?
What part of Health Savings Account (HSA) Withdrawal Tax hike do you not understand?
What part of the Obamacare Medicine Cabinet Tax do you not understand?

Obamacare: Seven New Taxes on Citizens Earning Less than $250,000
[link to www.breitbart.com]

Read Biden’s Lips: new taxes in 2013!
[link to www.redstate.com]

Taxmageddon: Massive Tax Increase Coming in 2013
[link to www.heritage.org]

New Taxes in 2013: What to Expect From IRS After Election
[link to www.aarp.org]

5 New Obamacare Taxes Coming in 2013
[link to swampland.time.com]

New 2013 Investment Tax: What it Means For You
[link to www.mydollarplan.com]

If the mandate is a tax, Obama lied his way into office
[link to www.atr.org]
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Dear Red States:

We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving.

We in New York intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.

We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).

To sum up briefly:

You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard. You get Ol' Miss.

We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

We're taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico.

Sincerely,

Citizen of the Enlightened States of America



ohappy
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clappa

they can't handle the truth.

Last Edited by ShillsRUs on 01/01/2013 12:30 AM
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Dear Red States:

We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving.

We in New York intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.

We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).

To sum up briefly:

You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard. You get Ol' Miss.

We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

We're taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico.

Sincerely,

Citizen of the Enlightened States of America



ohappy
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Sounds like you're going to solve about 95% of our problems for us. So, what's your point?
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Dear Red States:

We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving.

We in New York intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.

We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).

To sum up briefly:

You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard. You get Ol' Miss.

We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

We're taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico.

Sincerely,

Citizen of the Enlightened States of America



ohappy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30859943


clappa

they can't handle the truth.
 Quoting: ShillsRUs


Pfffffff.
You'll be borrowing from Red states in no time flat. If California, Chicago, Massachusetts, N.Y is any indicator for 'your failed economic policies' Then yea, Let's lose the dead weight. You'll be borrowing just to survive. You guys never learn...
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Guy asking question: Gov. Romney do you mind talking about your plans for foreign policy?

Miit Romney: Well.. As Governor of Massachusetts I managed to lower taxes...

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LMAO Romney was an idiot, anyone who voted for him was voting against their own interest unless they belong to the Elite class. Always avoiding to answer what his foreign policy plans were.
Fucking hicks deal with it, 2 terms baby.


We avoided WWIII and pissing Russia off, a country who has nuclear weapons. Sure we have them as well but what's the point of just bombing each other to death?
I assume non of you want to look like this
[link to rogerhollander.files.wordpress.com]

that is if you survive the nuclear bomb dance
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Dear Red States:

We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving.

We in New York intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.

We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).

To sum up briefly:

You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard. You get Ol' Miss.

We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

We're taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico.

Sincerely,

Citizen of the Enlightened States of America



ohappy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30859943


clappa

they can't handle the truth.
 Quoting: ShillsRUs


Pfffffff.
You'll be borrowing from Red states in no time flat. If California, Chicago, Massachusetts, N.Y is any indicator for 'your failed economic policies' Then yea, Let's lose the dead weight. You'll be borrowing just to survive. You guys never learn...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19980561


Shouldn't you be out farming or something? Or making out with your cousin?
I guess you forgot that the world no longer relies on agriculture really, the world is mostly industrial now. This is why you dumb fucks were so behind back in the 1800's. With the market revolution and all that. Shit even today you're all still behind, it's ok. Eventually you Jerry Springer hill billies will catch up to us. Least we hope you do..

Sincerely, a southern californian who doesn't just think he's better than you. He knows he is.

PS If anyone's living off of welfare its those damn southern states smh
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Dear Red States:

We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving.

We in New York intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.

We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).

To sum up briefly:

You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard. You get Ol' Miss.

We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

We're taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico.

Sincerely,

Citizen of the Enlightened States of America



ohappy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30859943


clappa

they can't handle the truth.
 Quoting: ShillsRUs


Pfffffff.
You'll be borrowing from Red states in no time flat. If California, Chicago, Massachusetts, N.Y is any indicator for 'your failed economic policies' Then yea, Let's lose the dead weight. You'll be borrowing just to survive. You guys never learn...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19980561


Shouldn't you be out farming or something? Or making out with your cousin?
I guess you forgot that the world no longer relies on agriculture really, the world is mostly industrial now. This is why you dumb fucks were so behind back in the 1800's. With the market revolution and all that. Shit even today you're all still behind, it's ok. Eventually you Jerry Springer hill billies will catch up to us. Least we hope you do..

Sincerely, a southern californian who doesn't just think he's better than you. He knows he is.

PS If anyone's living off of welfare its those damn southern states smh
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preach.
last one
I just don't give a fuck

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Dear Red States:

We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving.

We in New York intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.

We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).

To sum up briefly:

You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard. You get Ol' Miss.

We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

We're taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico.

Sincerely,

Citizen of the Enlightened States of America



ohappy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30859943


clappa

they can't handle the truth.
 Quoting: ShillsRUs


Pfffffff.
You'll be borrowing from Red states in no time flat. If California, Chicago, Massachusetts, N.Y is any indicator for 'your failed economic policies' Then yea, Let's lose the dead weight. You'll be borrowing just to survive. You guys never learn...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19980561


Shouldn't you be out farming or something? Or making out with your cousin?
I guess you forgot that the world no longer relies on agriculture really, the world is mostly industrial now. This is why you dumb fucks were so behind back in the 1800's. With the market revolution and all that. Shit even today you're all still behind, it's ok. Eventually you Jerry Springer hill billies will catch up to us. Least we hope you do..

Sincerely, a southern californian who doesn't just think he's better than you. He knows he is.

PS If anyone's living off of welfare its those damn southern states smh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30859943


What do you guys eat? Silicon chips, parts off of junk Volvos, or a whole lot of Obama dung?cruise
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Dear Red States:

We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving.

We in New York intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.

We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).

To sum up briefly:

You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard. You get Ol' Miss.

We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

We're taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico.

Sincerely,

Citizen of the Enlightened States of America



ohappy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30859943


clappa

they can't handle the truth.
 Quoting: ShillsRUs


Pfffffff.
You'll be borrowing from Red states in no time flat. If California, Chicago, Massachusetts, N.Y is any indicator for 'your failed economic policies' Then yea, Let's lose the dead weight. You'll be borrowing just to survive. You guys never learn...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19980561


Shouldn't you be out farming or something? Or making out with your cousin?
I guess you forgot that the world no longer relies on agriculture really, the world is mostly industrial now. This is why you dumb fucks were so behind back in the 1800's. With the market revolution and all that. Shit even today you're all still behind, it's ok. Eventually you Jerry Springer hill billies will catch up to us. Least we hope you do..

Sincerely, a southern californian who doesn't just think he's better than you. He knows he is.

PS If anyone's living off of welfare its those damn southern states smh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30859943


The Facts speaks for itself. Why do you suppose people are leaving Cali for Texas....

Useful idiot indeed.
ShillsRUs

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A Liberal voting for a democrat is like a Chicken voting for Colonel Sanders. They are to stupid to know they are voting AGAINST THEMSELVES...
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says the jackass repub!

what part of raising taxes on the top 2% don't you get.

you are the stupid fuck voting against his/her own interest.
 Quoting: ShillsRUs


Whoa there leftist non-thinker it is time you accurately look at the situation you are in.

What part of obamacare do you not understand?
What part of crap rolls downhill do you not understand?
What part of medical deductions will move upwards and exceeds 10 percent of your adjusted gross income do you not understand?
What part of insurance premiums will rise especially on long term care do you not understand?
What part of Investment Tax raises 3.8% after capital gains and dividends jumping from 15% to 18.8%.do you not understand?
What part of new taxes on small businesses do you not understand?
What part of medical devices will be taxed 2.3% of the price of the product do you not understand?
What part of Individual Mandate Tax do you not understand?
What part of Flexible Spending Account (FSA) Cap do you not understand?
What part of Health Savings Account (HSA) Withdrawal Tax hike do you not understand?
What part of the Obamacare Medicine Cabinet Tax do you not understand?

Obamacare: Seven New Taxes on Citizens Earning Less than $250,000
[link to www.breitbart.com]

Read Biden’s Lips: new taxes in 2013!
[link to www.redstate.com]

Taxmageddon: Massive Tax Increase Coming in 2013
[link to www.heritage.org]

New Taxes in 2013: What to Expect From IRS After Election
[link to www.aarp.org]

5 New Obamacare Taxes Coming in 2013
[link to swampland.time.com]

New 2013 Investment Tax: What it Means For You
[link to www.mydollarplan.com]

If the mandate is a tax, Obama lied his way into office
[link to www.atr.org]
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thanks for regurgitating shit from Karl Rove network....NOT!

Now back to the real world where real shite gets done.
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clappa

they can't handle the truth.
 Quoting: ShillsRUs


Pfffffff.
You'll be borrowing from Red states in no time flat. If California, Chicago, Massachusetts, N.Y is any indicator for 'your failed economic policies' Then yea, Let's lose the dead weight. You'll be borrowing just to survive. You guys never learn...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19980561


Shouldn't you be out farming or something? Or making out with your cousin?
I guess you forgot that the world no longer relies on agriculture really, the world is mostly industrial now. This is why you dumb fucks were so behind back in the 1800's. With the market revolution and all that. Shit even today you're all still behind, it's ok. Eventually you Jerry Springer hill billies will catch up to us. Least we hope you do..

Sincerely, a southern californian who doesn't just think he's better than you. He knows he is.

PS If anyone's living off of welfare its those damn southern states smh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30859943


The Facts speaks for itself. Why do you suppose people are leaving Cali for Texas....

Useful idiot indeed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19980561


California is doing quite well....thank you.
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LMAO please, no one is leaving to go to texas. Texas really, of all states. Texas one of the fattest, most racists states in the US? LMAO
Texas has nothing to offer, i've been there before. Saw nothing.
Bro you're funny. Anyone knows that its expensive to live in Cali. especially in certain cities, my city for example. San Diego aka America's Finest city :)
Not many people can actually afford to live here, so if people are indeed leaving that's probably why. Houses in AZ and texas are so damn cheap, but then again there's nothing there.
Least here I have everything I want and need.
It's not one of the most desired cities to retire in for no reason.
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LMAO please, no one is leaving to go to texas. Texas really, of all states. Texas one of the fattest, most racists states in the US? LMAO
Texas has nothing to offer, i've been there before. Saw nothing.
Bro you're funny. Anyone knows that its expensive to live in Cali. especially in certain cities, my city for example. San Diego aka America's Finest city :)
Not many people can actually afford to live here, so if people are indeed leaving that's probably why. Houses in AZ and texas are so damn cheap, but then again there's nothing there.
Least here I have everything I want and need.
It's not one of the most desired cities to retire in for no reason.
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preach.