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I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

 
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I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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lol thats terrible
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12/30/2012 05:27 PM
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Oh FFS, can we stop with this juvenile shit now?

And, no, I'm an old bloke who's heard and seen this stupid crap like, forever.

Just go jerk off, or fuck yourself, or something more useful.
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12/30/2012 05:28 PM
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i dont get it, what did i miss?
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12/30/2012 05:30 PM
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i dont get it, what did i miss?
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12/30/2012 05:32 PM
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Re: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Take me down to the paradise city where the girls don't bleed and the cops aint shitty!
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12/30/2012 05:34 PM
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Take me down to the paradise city where the girls don't bleed and the cops aint shitty!
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Your either a pedo or into grandmas. Either way you need help.
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12/30/2012 05:37 PM
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dance
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trust? you should be damned impressed

and a little frightened

anything which manages to bleed that long every month and not die is one tough mofo

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12/30/2012 05:46 PM
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dance
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Guess so huh? LOL
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12/30/2012 06:10 PM
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Re: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Considering the excruciating agony a woman goes through to have children in a damn terrible world full of problems and the pain she goes through even if she doesn't have children, well it gets tiring there's so much damn disrespect for women. It really gets old. Men are so juvenile. The funny thing about the bible too, is how men get a punishment they can get out of (working hard) well I know alot of men who don't, but women, they can't get out of it no matter what, Im tired of this messed up heartless, perverse, psychotic patriarchal society. Oh lol! I suffer I can't be trusted, good don't trust me, like I care or need or want your damn trust? What should I do with it? What do I need it for? Does your trust pay the bills, hell you'd be with me even if you didn't trust me. Some men are okay but most are really getting on my nerves.
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12/30/2012 06:11 PM
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Hey what's up SugaFree :)
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12/30/2012 06:12 PM
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Re: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Kate Middleton will probably bleed throughout her whole pregnancy, with that bloodsucking creature inside her womb!

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12/30/2012 06:13 PM
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Considering the excruciating agony a woman goes through to have children in a damn terrible world full of problems and the pain she goes through even if she doesn't have children, well it gets tiring there's so much damn disrespect for women. It really gets old. Men are so juvenile. The funny thing about the bible too, is how men get a punishment they can get out of (working hard) well I know alot of men who don't, but women, they can't get out of it no matter what, Im tired of this messed up heartless, perverse, psychotic patriarchal society. Oh lol! I suffer I can't be trusted, good don't trust me, like I care or need or want your damn trust? What should I do with it? What do I need it for? Does your trust pay the bills, hell you'd be with me even if you didn't trust me. Some men are okay but most are really getting on my nerves.
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It seems to me that being a woman is easier. Socially.
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12/30/2012 06:14 PM
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HaHaHa! Sounds like we are all going crazy!
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12/30/2012 06:15 PM
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i dont get it, what did i miss?
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Op is indicating his exclusive interest in post menopausal women.

Either that or he is gay.
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12/30/2012 06:18 PM
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Re: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Considering the excruciating agony a woman goes through to have children in a damn terrible world full of problems and the pain she goes through even if she doesn't have children, well it gets tiring there's so much damn disrespect for women. It really gets old. Men are so juvenile. The funny thing about the bible too, is how men get a punishment they can get out of (working hard) well I know alot of men who don't, but women, they can't get out of it no matter what, Im tired of this messed up heartless, perverse, psychotic patriarchal society. Oh lol! I suffer I can't be trusted, good don't trust me, like I care or need or want your damn trust? What should I do with it? What do I need it for? Does your trust pay the bills, hell you'd be with me even if you didn't trust me. Some men are okay but most are really getting on my nerves.
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It seems to me that being a woman is easier. Socially.
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Try trying to get an abortion because you messed up, yeah trust me, physically being a woman is not easier and neither is it socially. Its a learning experience, but it's a damn hard ass lesson for a soul to be a woman. It really is, you aren't missing out a bit. Physically it feels awful and sex isn't even good. Societally you get no respect. It just all around blows. There are also other women who are traitors, and you'd think there would be some comradery amongst women, but there isn't. I really do not like life as a female.
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Not again nothing ...
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Re: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Considering the excruciating agony a woman goes through to have children in a damn terrible world full of problems and the pain she goes through even if she doesn't have children, well it gets tiring there's so much damn disrespect for women. It really gets old. Men are so juvenile. The funny thing about the bible too, is how men get a punishment they can get out of (working hard) well I know alot of men who don't, but women, they can't get out of it no matter what, Im tired of this messed up heartless, perverse, psychotic patriarchal society. Oh lol! I suffer I can't be trusted, good don't trust me, like I care or need or want your damn trust? What should I do with it? What do I need it for? Does your trust pay the bills, hell you'd be with me even if you didn't trust me. Some men are okay but most are really getting on my nerves.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31168268


It seems to me that being a woman is easier. Socially.
 Quoting: pi


Try trying to get an abortion because you messed up, yeah trust me, physically being a woman is not easier and neither is it socially. Its a learning experience, but it's a damn hard ass lesson for a soul to be a woman. It really is, you aren't missing out a bit. Physically it feels awful and sex isn't even good. Societally you get no respect. It just all around blows. There are also other women who are traitors, and you'd think there would be some comradery amongst women, but there isn't. I really do not like life as a female.
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Honey, God Bless you!

hf
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Re: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Considering the excruciating agony a woman goes through to have children in a damn terrible world full of problems and the pain she goes through even if she doesn't have children, well it gets tiring there's so much damn disrespect for women. It really gets old. Men are so juvenile. The funny thing about the bible too, is how men get a punishment they can get out of (working hard) well I know alot of men who don't, but women, they can't get out of it no matter what, Im tired of this messed up heartless, perverse, psychotic patriarchal society. Oh lol! I suffer I can't be trusted, good don't trust me, like I care or need or want your damn trust? What should I do with it? What do I need it for? Does your trust pay the bills, hell you'd be with me even if you didn't trust me. Some men are okay but most are really getting on my nerves.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31168268


It seems to me that being a woman is easier. Socially.
 Quoting: pi


Try trying to get an abortion because you messed up, yeah trust me, physically being a woman is not easier and neither is it socially. Its a learning experience, but it's a damn hard ass lesson for a soul to be a woman. It really is, you aren't missing out a bit. Physically it feels awful and sex isn't even good. Societally you get no respect. It just all around blows. There are also other women who are traitors, and you'd think there would be some comradery amongst women, but there isn't. I really do not like life as a female.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31168268


Well that is a shame. It would seem to me that men make all kinds of compromises for women, and that women form closer (though perhaps more mutable) bonds to each other.

The women I have talked to have all been proud of their right to abort.

As a socially submissive male I would often wish for the role of "chased". I suppose the grass is always greener on the other side.

Furthermore... it would seem to me that the female orgasm is the enviable one. Just sayin'.

Last Edited by pi on 12/30/2012 06:24 PM
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12/30/2012 06:26 PM
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The moral of the story is don't listen to snakes and you won't be cursed by god to bleed monthly and to pop out children from a whole that is too small.
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faggot thread.
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When men poop their bits dangle in the toilet. Enough said...
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faggot thread.
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...

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Re: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Considering the excruciating agony a woman goes through to have children in a damn terrible world full of problems and the pain she goes through even if she doesn't have children, well it gets tiring there's so much damn disrespect for women. It really gets old. Men are so juvenile. The funny thing about the bible too, is how men get a punishment they can get out of (working hard) well I know alot of men who don't, but women, they can't get out of it no matter what, Im tired of this messed up heartless, perverse, psychotic patriarchal society. Oh lol! I suffer I can't be trusted, good don't trust me, like I care or need or want your damn trust? What should I do with it? What do I need it for? Does your trust pay the bills, hell you'd be with me even if you didn't trust me. Some men are okay but most are really getting on my nerves.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31168268


It seems to me that being a woman is easier. Socially.
 Quoting: pi


Try trying to get an abortion because you messed up, yeah trust me, physically being a woman is not easier and neither is it socially. Its a learning experience, but it's a damn hard ass lesson for a soul to be a woman. It really is, you aren't missing out a bit. Physically it feels awful and sex isn't even good. Societally you get no respect. It just all around blows. There are also other women who are traitors, and you'd think there would be some comradery amongst women, but there isn't. I really do not like life as a female.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31168268


Well that is a shame. It would seem to me that men make all kinds of compromises for women, and that women form closer (though perhaps more mutable) bonds to each other.

The women I have talked to have all been proud of their right to abort.

As a socially submissive male I would often wish for the role of "chased". I suppose the grass is always greener on the other side.

Furthermore... it would seem to me that the female orgasm is the enviable one. Just sayin'.
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yak

You fuckin' homo baby-murderer!

Damn you to Hell!
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12/30/2012 06:39 PM
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I ain't got time to bleed. banana2

No seriously, if I had tits and a clit that was 10x more sensitive than my schlong, I'd never make it out of the shower or get dressed. I'd just stay at home playing with my tits all day long.

popcorn
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I ain't got time to bleed. banana2

No seriously, if I had tits and a clit that was 10x more sensitive than my schlong, I'd never make it out of the shower or get dressed. I'd just stay at home playing with my tits all day long.

popcorn
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I feels that.
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yak

You fuckin' homo baby-murderer!

Damn you to Hell!
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...

What's your problem man?
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Re: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Yes, the baby murderer bit. We have to deal with that when the time comes to have to make such a horrid decision. As if I would ever want to repeat what I am going through with that (have you even thought of how it feels to wonder and worry if it's all aborted right or if its now deformed and still inside you and you only have up till week 12 to do something and its too small or nonesistant to get the procedure until week 7) Thats a small window to have hundreds of dollars and access to a clinic, (where men and traitor women will hold fake signs and protest) while the guy can just not care and brag about dodging a bullet cuz he ran off) The thing is people think too much their brains are too fking big, so because of how much we ponder and ruminate, life and giving birth becomes impossibly hard. We can't even fit the skull through our pelvis. The more you think, the harder it gets, now its so hard, people die, they actually die from it. Whens the last time you heard of a cat dying in childbirth?

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