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He describes the landscape in heaven, by stating that everything is alive.

Notice the similarity of the GLP member's description of his experience in heaven.

ALL was alive..in a life that was LIFE..not just living things..but LIVING beings..they were not just alive..they WERE life in its essence...each leaf..blade of grass..creature and fish..bird and reptile..were not JUST alive..its like they WERE EMANATING life...
Thread: Trippy vision of heaven REPOST...broken into three parts.
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When people write about their DMT "trips", it is nothing like NDE experiences where people are in lush landscapes, in perfect nature, and see a human Jesus.

I always assumed that if there is an afterlife, it will be something like a DMT dimension with just energy and nothing like nature as we know it.

This is one reason that I do not believe these NDE stories.

I'm also curious, if there are any NDE accounts from atheists?
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When people write about their DMT "trips", it is nothing like NDE experiences where people are in lush landscapes, in perfect nature, and see a human Jesus.

I always assumed that if there is an afterlife, it will be something like a DMT dimension with just energy and nothing like nature as we know it.

This is one reason that I do not believe these NDE stories.

I'm also curious, if there are any NDE accounts from atheists?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31256290


NDE accounts of multiple former atheists, including a college professor:

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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How much longer?

I need out of this world Asap but suicide hurts way too many people.

I feel trapped.
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wether its truth or lies it changes not my life or beliefs. I'm happy to say that.

hf

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He went from a particle form to a wave form and back again.
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What's with the NDE-themed recruitment campaign that always gets posted here?

Why not create a thread encompassing the wide-ranging experiences of people who have had NDE's and then allow people to decide what to make of them?

This phenomena is a heck of a lot more complex & fascinating than the stereotypical 'Atheist sees hell' and 'Boy sees Jesus' videos that are so frequently cherry-picked and posted here.

The variablility and uniqueness of NDE's speaks to there being no universal 'reality' as far as what is experienced behind the veil or in this state.

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The Truth.
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What's with the NDE-themed recruitment campaign that always gets posted here?

Why not create a thread encompassing the wide-ranging experiences of people who have had NDE's and then allow people to decide what to make of them?

This phenomena is a heck of a lot more complex & fascinating than the stereotypical 'Atheist sees hell' and 'Boy sees Jesus' videos that are so frequently cherry-picked and posted here.

The variablility and uniqueness of NDE's speaks to there being no universal 'reality' as far as what is experienced behind the veil or in this state.
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


God made the Animals, each and every one unique in form and personality.

God communicates with them on a regualr basis, and they in turn communicate with God on a regualr basis.

Animals are Gods creatures, like your Wolf Avi.

People often report that with NDE's they see and communicate with their pets in Heaven.

As Animals are not held to the same judgement as Humans in Gods eyes (per the Bible) because they know not right from wrong, and can only be stubborn at their worst. All Animals go to Heaven. Such as your Wolf.

Yet, Jews do not, for they disgrace themselves in front of Our Lord Jesus Christ.

So will you go to Heaven to be with your beloved Wolf? Perhaps, or perhpas not---Let us see what Romans II (in the "Cat" translation says about that)

ROMANS II (Cat Translation)

Ceiling Cat has teh Judjements

1 So! Yu no has xcuse for judjing ppls becuz u do dat same stuff too.2 We knows teh Ceiling Cat judjes us wif truth,3 But if we ses sumwon iz bad, an we doz teh same stuff too, den u think Ceiling Cat no can judje u?4 Dun u no teh Ceiling Cat givs yu cookies so u no do bad stuffs nemore?

5 K, yu iz stuburn, an u makes Ceiling Cat mads.6 An yur gonna "get wut yu deserv." It ses dat in teh skripchurs.7 If yu wants gud stuff u can has!8 But if u wants ebil stuff, u can has anger from teh Ceiling Cat.9 If u dose bad stuff u gonna git 'n truble,10 Thers cookies an cheezburgrs if u dose gud an dosnt mattr hoo yu ar.11 Cuz teh Ceiling Cat r fare to evrwon.

12 If u dun kno teh rulez, wen u die den u not judje by teh rulez. But wen u can knos teh rulez an u still has teh invisible errors, yu can has judjemnt by teh rulz.13 Cuz Ceiling Cat ses u haf to obey to b gud.14 (Sumtims peepul hoo dun kno teh rulz dose gud stuff NEwai15 cuz dey kno wats rite in ther harts.)16 So yeh, wun day Ceiling Cat r judje yu, kthx.


Teh Joos an teh Rulez

17 K, if yu be joos, u no teh rulez.18 An yu no wat teh Ceiling Cat want becuz of teh rulez.19 Yu want to halp teh ppls hoo ar lost an yu can be a flashlite if thy ar in teh dark.20 Cuz u knows teh rulez yu think u can teech evrbdy abowt teh wai of teh Ceiling Cat.

21 Wy for dose yu teech utter ppls but yu no teech self? Yu ses ppls cant steel then yu go steels.22 Yu say teh idolz r bad an thn u gose in teh idolses tempelses.23 Yu so prwd of teh rulz yu kno an u still brakes them.24 Thas why teh old skripchurs sai "Yu maeks teh un-joos blasfeem teh Ceiling Cat."

25 If yu onlee follows part uf teh rulez, u no bettr than them.26 An if they follows teh rulz bettr than yu, u thinks teh Ceiling Cat wont call them his peepol?27 They r betr than u, k?28 Yu rnt speshul jus cuz ur born jooish.29 Ur speshul if yu luv teh Ceiling Cat in yur hart.


So you see, about Animals now, and about the Rules.

And a Link to the Cat Bible if you would like to read it:

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Hate these fucking threads. I swear one day I'm gonna fake my death and make up a stupid predictable story copied from the bible and write a book so i can be rich.

dafuckisthisshit
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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The people controlled by demons fly the BS flags and Hate stuff like this

Come out Demons! I want all on GLP to go to heaven!
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The people controlled by demons fly the BS flags and Hate stuff like this

Come out Demons! I want all on GLP to go to heaven!
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cruise

It's just annoying.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

:ftwpanda:

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right so your telling me some poor guy who went thru hell on earth and happened to believe in something else besides the bible doesnt get to go to heaven or have eternal loving peace. he just gets more shit. yeahhhhh go f yourself.
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see my problem isnt that you believe, its that you believe people are going to hell. hell is revenge, which is a human emotion. nothing godly about it.
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see my problem isnt that you believe, its that you believe people are going to hell. hell is revenge, which is a human emotion. nothing godly about it.
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Yep, Hell is a tool used by Christians to put fear into people followed by a hope to join their religion.

Hope doesn't exist without fear. So Christians plant a seed of fear that the person never had before and told them there is hope if they follow their religion. Talk about terrorism.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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When people write about their DMT "trips", it is nothing like NDE experiences where people are in lush landscapes, in perfect nature, and see a human Jesus.

I always assumed that if there is an afterlife, it will be something like a DMT dimension with just energy and nothing like nature as we know it.

This is one reason that I do not believe these NDE stories.

I'm also curious, if there are any NDE accounts from atheists?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31256290


[link to near-death.com]
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What's with the NDE-themed recruitment campaign that always gets posted here?

Why not create a thread encompassing the wide-ranging experiences of people who have had NDE's and then allow people to decide what to make of them?

This phenomena is a heck of a lot more complex & fascinating than the stereotypical 'Atheist sees hell' and 'Boy sees Jesus' videos that are so frequently cherry-picked and posted here.

The variablility and uniqueness of NDE's speaks to there being no universal 'reality' as far as what is experienced behind the veil or in this state.
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


They push Jesus but deny the reality of most people who don't encounter "jesus", "allah" or any other religious figure. That fact just doesn't help their agenda. Here's a good site that explores NDEs of many different cultures and religions:

[link to near-death.com]
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When people write about their DMT "trips", it is nothing like NDE experiences where people are in lush landscapes, in perfect nature, and see a human Jesus.

I always assumed that if there is an afterlife, it will be something like a DMT dimension with just energy and nothing like nature as we know it.

This is one reason that I do not believe these NDE stories.

I'm also curious, if there are any NDE accounts from atheists?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31256290


NDE accounts of multiple former atheists, including a college professor:

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31255288


Awesome video. That first account is pretty powerful.
The lamb part in the kids life is so sad.
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I have yet to see examples that make MSM of so-called near-death experiences where the voyagers/whatever-you-want-to-call-them actually TEST the spirits encountered.

Which renders all more than suspect.

Spoken as a universe/multiverse/astral/etheric vagabond of no small repute in the nethers.
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How much longer?

I need out of this world Asap but suicide hurts way too many people.

I feel trapped.
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hi there,happy new year.i just wanna say that your not alone in what your feeling.i too want out of this place desperatly but would never consider suicide as ive got a family to think about.just hang on in there,your nearly home and when you get there it will be worth all the crap that youve gone through in your life.trust in jesus,love everyone and just hold on a lil longer.i will pray that your spirits be lifted,just call on his name,he loves you and understands your pain.hold on a lil longer my friend,the desire of the ages is coming. hfhfhfhfhf with love and hugs.
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Anything is possible I guess as we cannot prove otherwise. But my feeling here is it's all bsmeter2
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Anything is possible I guess as we cannot prove otherwise. But my feeling here is it's all bsmeter2
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It is not really helpful merely to pass this off as nothing more than "bs". It is really much more serious than that:

All of these near-death-experiences are intensely seductive images created by the 'fallen', "beast of the sea" consciousness of the "self" for the purpose of distracting from the Truth that there is no metaphysical heaven at all.

On the contrary, the metaphysical heaven and hell originate in the pagan religions and metaphysical philosophies.

Jesus taught the Doctrine of "resurrection" as a Doctrine of 'Rebirth'--to which the images created by the consciousness of the "self" are directly and intensely opposed.

Michael
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What's with the NDE-themed recruitment campaign that always gets posted here?

Why not create a thread encompassing the wide-ranging experiences of people who have had NDE's and then allow people to decide what to make of them?

This phenomena is a heck of a lot more complex & fascinating than the stereotypical 'Atheist sees hell' and 'Boy sees Jesus' videos that are so frequently cherry-picked and posted here.

The variablility and uniqueness of NDE's speaks to there being no universal 'reality' as far as what is experienced behind the veil or in this state.
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


God made the Animals, each and every one unique in form and personality.

God communicates with them on a regualr basis, and they in turn communicate with God on a regualr basis.

Animals are Gods creatures, like your Wolf Avi.

People often report that with NDE's they see and communicate with their pets in Heaven.

As Animals are not held to the same judgement as Humans in Gods eyes (per the Bible) because they know not right from wrong, and can only be stubborn at their worst. All Animals go to Heaven. Such as your Wolf.

Yet, Jews do not, for they disgrace themselves in front of Our Lord Jesus Christ.

So will you go to Heaven to be with your beloved Wolf? Perhaps, or perhpas not---Let us see what Romans II (in the "Cat" translation says about that)

ROMANS II (Cat Translation)

Ceiling Cat has teh Judjements

1 So! Yu no has xcuse for judjing ppls becuz u do dat same stuff too.2 We knows teh Ceiling Cat judjes us wif truth,3 But if we ses sumwon iz bad, an we doz teh same stuff too, den u think Ceiling Cat no can judje u?4 Dun u no teh Ceiling Cat givs yu cookies so u no do bad stuffs nemore?

5 K, yu iz stuburn, an u makes Ceiling Cat mads.6 An yur gonna "get wut yu deserv." It ses dat in teh skripchurs.7 If yu wants gud stuff u can has!8 But if u wants ebil stuff, u can has anger from teh Ceiling Cat.9 If u dose bad stuff u gonna git 'n truble,10 Thers cookies an cheezburgrs if u dose gud an dosnt mattr hoo yu ar.11 Cuz teh Ceiling Cat r fare to evrwon.

12 If u dun kno teh rulez, wen u die den u not judje by teh rulez. But wen u can knos teh rulez an u still has teh invisible errors, yu can has judjemnt by teh rulz.13 Cuz Ceiling Cat ses u haf to obey to b gud.14 (Sumtims peepul hoo dun kno teh rulz dose gud stuff NEwai15 cuz dey kno wats rite in ther harts.)16 So yeh, wun day Ceiling Cat r judje yu, kthx.


Teh Joos an teh Rulez

17 K, if yu be joos, u no teh rulez.18 An yu no wat teh Ceiling Cat want becuz of teh rulez.19 Yu want to halp teh ppls hoo ar lost an yu can be a flashlite if thy ar in teh dark.20 Cuz u knows teh rulez yu think u can teech evrbdy abowt teh wai of teh Ceiling Cat.

21 Wy for dose yu teech utter ppls but yu no teech self? Yu ses ppls cant steel then yu go steels.22 Yu say teh idolz r bad an thn u gose in teh idolses tempelses.23 Yu so prwd of teh rulz yu kno an u still brakes them.24 Thas why teh old skripchurs sai "Yu maeks teh un-joos blasfeem teh Ceiling Cat."

25 If yu onlee follows part uf teh rulez, u no bettr than them.26 An if they follows teh rulz bettr than yu, u thinks teh Ceiling Cat wont call them his peepol?27 They r betr than u, k?28 Yu rnt speshul jus cuz ur born jooish.29 Ur speshul if yu luv teh Ceiling Cat in yur hart.


So you see, about Animals now, and about the Rules.

And a Link to the Cat Bible if you would like to read it:

[link to www.lolcatbible.com]
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