Anderson Cooper in Rare Form During the Israeli Palestinian Conflict (Shapeshifting Reptilian) | |
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offthahook08 (OP) User ID: 3284624 United States 01/01/2013 03:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my cam does the same to my face when i video chat on skype.. i guess i'm a reptillian too. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3284855 Yep you are and your eyes slit too you fuccing reptilian... Last Edited by offthahook08 on 01/01/2013 03:38 AM |
CleverMoniker User ID: 19931300 Canada 01/01/2013 04:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my cam does the same to my face when i video chat on skype.. i guess i'm a reptillian too. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3284855 Yep you are and your eyes slit too you fuccing reptilian... OP, the solution to all this is very simple. Film YOURSELF talking into your webcam for a few hours. And when a compression glitch makes your face go squiggly for a second, or the general amount of blur and artifact noise makes your pupil momentarily look like a 'slit' then you'll realize that YOU TOO are an alien shapeshifter, and you can promptly terminate yourself. I know crazy is par for the course on this site, but these nutbags that slowmo newscasters blinking are by far the dumbest human beings on the planet. |
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offthahook08 (OP) User ID: 3284624 United States 01/01/2013 12:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my cam does the same to my face when i video chat on skype.. i guess i'm a reptillian too. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3284855 Yep you are and your eyes slit too you fuccing reptilian... OP, the solution to all this is very simple. Film YOURSELF talking into your webcam for a few hours. And when a compression glitch makes your face go squiggly for a second, or the general amount of blur and artifact noise makes your pupil momentarily look like a 'slit' then you'll realize that YOU TOO are an alien shapeshifter, and you can promptly terminate yourself. I know crazy is par for the course on this site, but these nutbags that slowmo newscasters blinking are by far the dumbest human beings on the planet. That compression glitch is getting real old, and nothing else is effected but him, so that's a bunch of bull your talking... |
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Thorz Hamster User ID: 29656734 United States 01/02/2013 08:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes, Anderson Cooper shape-shifted. His sphincter went from: )o( To: )O( How did he achieve this seemingly supernatural feat? He visited a "leather bar" in Tel Aviv. Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. Tip the butler. Blow the shofar. |
Thorz Hamster User ID: 29656734 United States 01/02/2013 08:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Does that mean he's the passive one in the couple ? Oh well, they don't call him Anderson Popper for nothing... That Anderson Cooper is related to the Rothschild Anderson Vanderbilt Cooper, c/o Langley, VA. Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. Tip the butler. Blow the shofar. |
offthahook08 (OP) User ID: 3284624 United States 01/02/2013 08:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Does that mean he's the passive one in the couple ? Oh well, they don't call him Anderson Popper for nothing... That Anderson Cooper is related to the Rothschild Anderson Vanderbilt Cooper, c/o Langley, VA. "Le Goût Rothschild, (pronounced: [lə ɡu ʁɔtˈʃild]; English: the Rothschild taste), describes a detailed, elaborate style of interior decoration and living which had its origin in France, Britain, and Germany during the nineteenth century, when the rich, famous, and powerful Rothschild family was at its height. The Rothschild aesthetic and life-style later influenced other rich and powerful families, including the Vanderbilts, Astors, and Rockefellers, and became hallmarks of the American Gilded Age. Aspects of le goût Rothschild continued into the twentieth century, affecting such designers as Yves Saint Laurent and Robert Denning." |