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Why are you an Atheist?

 
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Can you give an intelligent response?

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Because as far as I've seen, there is no god, and I don't believe in fairy tales.

And if there is a god, he/she/it relates to us much in the same way humans (who are the creators of computers and other technologies) relate to software (or, "artificial intelligence"). Do you want your computer to start having a meaningful personal relationship with you? If it did, would you take it seriously?

Perhaps I'm not technically an atheist, because I'll admit to the possibility of there being a "Creator". But humans are creators, too. We are capable of creating new forms of "life". But it doesn't make us gods. Or does it? Oh, semantics.

If there is a god, he/she/it is welcome to pull up a chair at my table and start explaining a few things. I won't hold my breath waiting.
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Atheists only have the brain equal to an ape. Don't expect them to understand much of anything.
 Quoting: Mike Hawk


oh, but bible thumping retards like you that are controlled by a book writen by men are so much smarter.. whatever.. You are one of the more brain washed butt fucks of GLP I see
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I like how anonymous faggotfuck cowardfucks with nothing to loose and no credibility like to pretend to have brains and balls on this site. Your religion of atheism is of a tender young retarded baby with the least believable creation story. If it wasn't pushed by the elites no one would believe it. Keep drinking more milk, baby faggotfuck and maybe your brain stem will grow a little nodule that you can claim to be a brain.
 Quoting: Mike Hawk


So I guess Mike Hawk is your real name? You're using anonymity here as well dumbass. Doesn't your god teach forgiveness? You're an angry person Mike Hawk I suggest you calm the fuck down.

It's clear your level of intelligence is below average from your minimal, yet butchered, vocabulary. You fit right in with the christian crowd. It's people like you that steer me away from religion. If a half-wit like yourself is a part of the religion, I already know I'm above it.
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First of all. Human>canadian

Second. A person of my greatness cares not what a monkeytard like you says or thinks. I made some statements that you are afraid that your monkeytard people might listen to so you want to make sure I'm put in a bad light. Do what you have to. Don't expect me to take advice on how to live, or how to post from you. I'm not going to argue with you. To argue with a retard is retarded so you can understand my position. On your conversion, I don't care what the fuck you think or do. I don't care if wonder one day if your asshole is smarter than your head, then shove your head in your asshole to talk to it to find out, then suffocate and die. I learned from national geographic that you are only to observe nature, not dissrupt it.
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Because I have never witnessed a super natural event ... ever. I even flatlined once for about 11 minutes according to the doctor and don't remember shit about angels, god, whatever ... Because I would rather follow science than some book written by death fearing retards a couple thousand years ago that has been changed several times. Because god doesn't exist and until one of you bible thumping people can prove otherwise besides quoting scripture just please STFU !!
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Re: Why are you an Atheist?
A better question is why are you not athiest?

I do think believing in stories about people walking on water or creating food out of thin air is a little wild.
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"A person of my greatness cares not what a monkeytard like you says or thinks."

Wow, you sure think highly of yourself. The Jesus I've heard bible-thumpers talk about didn't have 1/1000 of the ego you exhibit. You're a real role-model for christianity. Think I'll convert back to it tomorrow.

"I made some statements that you are afraid that your monkeytard people might listen to so you want to make sure I'm put in a bad light."

People who repeatedly use words like 'monkeytard' put themselves in a bad light. No one needs to help you with that.

"I'm not going to argue with you. To argue with a retard is retarded so you can understand my position."

Yes, we understand your position. You're so retarded that you just called yourself a retard, retard.

"I don't care if wonder one day if your asshole is smarter than your head, then shove your head in your asshole to talk to it to find out, then suffocate and die. I learned from national geographic that you are only to observe nature, not dissrupt it."

That's very insightful. Did you learn to talk like that in sunday school? PS - "I don't care if wonder..." huh??? Is it past your bed time? PPS - it's 'disrupt'. Simple mistake. For a simpleton to make.
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Because the universe and nature is so magical that it just appeared and developed out of nothing. I'm also a coward and can't stand the thought of something greater than us and prefer to live blindly and foolishly.
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Re: Why are you an Atheist?
Basically, what happened is that Jesus contacted me via Satan (who was disguised as a cockroach) and told me that if I eat Twinkies™, I'll end up having to work really hard and my wife will have severe constipation for ever.

He also told me that I should cut my testicles off and drink the blood of sea urchins, but not on days when my nose is runny.

He then told me to build a giant asbestos suit and load in 2 of every kind of calibre round because he was going to burn the earth, and he wanted to make sure that all the calibres would be available afterwards.

And then he said...
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That went south fast.
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That went south fast.
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I know. What's wrong with these fags?
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"A person of my greatness cares not what a monkeytard like you says or thinks."

Wow, you sure think highly of yourself. The Jesus I've heard bible-thumpers talk about didn't have 1/1000 of the ego you exhibit. You're a real role-model for christianity. Think I'll convert back to it tomorrow. Oh wait, what am I talking about, you've never brought up religion, and already explained you don't take advice from humans on how to live and how to post, and you mentioned that you don't care about people's conversion status.

"I made some statements that you are afraid that your monkeytard people might listen to so you want to make sure I'm put in a bad light."

Thank you for your greatness once again. It's like my IQ goes up points just reading your posts and interacting with you.

"I'm not going to argue with you. To argue with a retard is retarded so you can understand my position."

Hmm...as I am a retard this is really speaking to me. I'm soo retarded that I should just start repeating to myself, I'm a retard, I'm a retard.

"I don't care if wonder one day if your asshole is smarter than your head, then shove your head in your asshole to talk to it to find out, then suffocate and die. I learned from national geographic that you are only to observe nature, not dissrupt it."

That's very insightful. Did you learn to talk like that in sunday school? Oh wait, sorry. Once again, I'm so retarded that I keep bringing up religion even though you've never mentioned religion and I'm soo retarded that I'm not sure why I keep trying to argue atheism with religion unless atheism is a religion itself. I mean I'm not on Forrest Gump level although maybe that was the secret to his success so I'm not hating on him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31122956



Well I see you are starting to come around to my philosophy and starting to see that you were very presumptuous with your premature judgment of my great words. Continue on the road I have shown to you.

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Basically, what happened is that Jesus contacted me via Satan (who was disguised as a cockroach) and told me that if I eat Twinkies™, I'll end up having to work really hard and my wife will have severe constipation for ever.

He also told me that I should cut my testicles off and drink the blood of sea urchins, but not on days when my nose is runny.

He then told me to build a giant asbestos suit and load in 2 of every kind of calibre round because he was going to burn the earth, and he wanted to make sure that all the calibres would be available afterwards.

And then he said...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31280528


You too eh! 'cept I don't have testicles so he told me to flay my breasts.
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"A person of my greatness cares not what a monkeytard like you says or thinks."

Wow, you sure think highly of yourself. The Jesus I've heard bible-thumpers talk about didn't have 1/1000 of the ego you exhibit. You're a real role-model for christianity. Think I'll convert back to it tomorrow. Oh wait, what am I talking about, you've never brought up religion, and already explained you don't take advice from humans on how to live and how to post, and you mentioned that you don't care about people's conversion status.

"I made some statements that you are afraid that your monkeytard people might listen to so you want to make sure I'm put in a bad light."

Thank you for your greatness once again. It's like my IQ goes up points just reading your posts and interacting with you.

"I'm not going to argue with you. To argue with a retard is retarded so you can understand my position."

Hmm...as I am a retard this is really speaking to me. I'm soo retarded that I should just start repeating to myself, I'm a retard, I'm a retard.

"I don't care if wonder one day if your asshole is smarter than your head, then shove your head in your asshole to talk to it to find out, then suffocate and die. I learned from national geographic that you are only to observe nature, not dissrupt it."

That's very insightful. Did you learn to talk like that in sunday school? Oh wait, sorry. Once again, I'm so retarded that I keep bringing up religion even though you've never mentioned religion and I'm soo retarded that I'm not sure why I keep trying to argue atheism with religion unless atheism is a religion itself. I mean I'm not on Forrest Gump level although maybe that was the secret to his success so I'm not hating on him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31122956



Well I see you are starting to come around to my philosophy and starting to see that you were very presumptuous with your premature judgment of my great words. Continue on the road I have shown to you.
 Quoting: Mike Hawk


Oh, I'm sorry, were you talking? What was your philosophy again? I wasn't paying attention.
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Let me start by stating that I was raised in the Catholic church. I went to Catholic school, I was baptized and confirmed, and went to church every Sunday.

At a certain age, my mom told me that from that point on, I would not be 'forced' to go to church anymore....that I could make up my own mind. I have not stepped foot in a church since.

Deep in my heart, I never believed any of what was being shoved down my throat. It just didn't make sense.

Religion is the attempt by humans to explain that which can not be explained. HOW did we get here? WHY are we here? WHAT happens after death?

Human nature dictates that we naturally fear the unknown. Hence, we make up stories and explanation for thagt which we can't explain. Enter religion.

For most people, without a 'default' explanation of those three questions, they couldn't move on with their lives.

I am just fine with no explanation.

Hence, I am Atheist.
 Quoting: LittleMonsterNSI 30471250


I was raised the same way almost to a T. Catholic schooling till I was in high school. The only diffrence is I realized atheism is the dumbest form of a belief system. So I'm an agnostic-thiest.

Plus I get 'fucked with' by something that controls every action of everything... So I know something is somewhere lol or I would be an Agnostic-Athiest. Lol, ontop of that I had a UFO expeierence which just makes me say "fuck this shit" to a lot of everyday crap we go through lol

Btw, praying and stuff really eases my mind especially if I smoke to muh and get paranoid lol. Sometimes I pray and I literally just tell god I hve no clue if he's real and what's his deal... Obviously I get no spoken answer but it eases my mind and I find it really does gives you the feeling of control or something..evolution. Let me quote;

Faith gives control over the uncontrollable.


I love my security blanket lol, even tho I know it's just a blanket.
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"A person of my greatness cares not what a monkeytard like you says or thinks."

Wow, you sure think highly of yourself. The Jesus I've heard bible-thumpers talk about didn't have 1/1000 of the ego you exhibit. You're a real role-model for christianity. Think I'll convert back to it tomorrow. Oh wait, what am I talking about, you've never brought up religion, and already explained you don't take advice from humans on how to live and how to post, and you mentioned that you don't care about people's conversion status.

"I made some statements that you are afraid that your monkeytard people might listen to so you want to make sure I'm put in a bad light."

Thank you for your greatness once again. It's like my IQ goes up points just reading your posts and interacting with you.

"I'm not going to argue with you. To argue with a retard is retarded so you can understand my position."

Hmm...as I am a retard this is really speaking to me. I'm soo retarded that I should just start repeating to myself, I'm a retard, I'm a retard.

"I don't care if wonder one day if your asshole is smarter than your head, then shove your head in your asshole to talk to it to find out, then suffocate and die. I learned from national geographic that you are only to observe nature, not dissrupt it."

That's very insightful. Did you learn to talk like that in sunday school? Oh wait, sorry. Once again, I'm so retarded that I keep bringing up religion even though you've never mentioned religion and I'm soo retarded that I'm not sure why I keep trying to argue atheism with religion unless atheism is a religion itself. I mean I'm not on Forrest Gump level although maybe that was the secret to his success so I'm not hating on him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31122956



Well I see you are starting to come around to my philosophy and starting to see that you were very presumptuous with your premature judgment of my great words. Continue on the road I have shown to you.
 Quoting: Mike Hawk


Oh, I'm sorry, were you talking? What was your philosophy again? I wasn't paying attention.
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You are ready to learn my philosophies. First I'll give you a new name. You will now be called Moon Sparrow. For the next 10 years, ponder what my philosophies might be. At the end of the 10 years, they will be revealed to you. Now you must walk the earth. Return in 10 years.
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Atheism is the natural birth state. Theism is the invention of men.
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I remember this to be true. Printed images I saw of Jesus, as a young child, seemed to be as contrived as my imagination for fairies. I trusted myself more than the adults in my life.
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I'm agnostic, atheism is stupid.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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Re: Why are you an Atheist?
OP I don't believe in your god for the same reason you don't believe in Odin or Zeus.
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Leave the Atheists alone, they have evolved and moved on from this silly human imagination.

Look how rational and scientific they are!
So down to earth, unlike all those wacky spiritualists rolleyes

But what a shame they choose to live as expandable drones.
A living example of a dead society.

Atheists are the ultimate SHEEP.
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I'm agnostic, atheism is stupid.
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Does that mean you don't know whether you believe in any deities or not?

There seems to be some confusion about what the words (a)gnostic and (a)theist actually mean.
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Atheists only have the brain equal to an ape. Don't expect them to understand much of anything.
 Quoting: Mike Hawk


oh, but bible thumping retards like you that are controlled by a book writen by men are so much smarter.. whatever.. You are one of the more brain washed butt fucks of GLP I see
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I like how anonymous faggotfuck cowardfucks with nothing to loose and no credibility like to pretend to have brains and balls on this site. Your religion of atheism is of a tender young retarded baby with the least believable creation story. If it wasn't pushed by the elites no one would believe it. Keep drinking more milk, baby faggotfuck and maybe your brain stem will grow a little nodule that you can claim to be a brain.
 Quoting: Mike Hawk

WOW, try to contain your hate, kiddo. I think Jesus said you should try to love your enemies. And he said that the road to heaven is narrow. I hardly think you are on the narrow road with a heart full of hate like yours. Love is the message of the Bible, and you are failing miserably.
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Re: Why are you an Atheist?
We are all born atheists. We learn religion.
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half athiests, i dont believe in any religion, but i know astral projection is real and that ghosts are real.
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athiest*
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I was born an atheist, why would I change?
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


Actually, you were born Agnostic. (Not knowing whether God exists or doesn't exist)

Atheism is as much a faith as Christianity.
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No u retard, when u are born you dont believe in anything. you dont even know what the word god means. so you are athiest from birth.
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I still don't know what the word god means.
Nobody has been able to explain it to me in a way that makes sense.

So a invented my own definition: A person with eternal existence, unlimited magical powers, and complete knowledge.
Anything less than that would be a wizard, not a god.
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It's so simple to understand why somebody is an atheist, For instance you probably look at Gods like Zeus or Odin or many of the other countless Gods mankind has invented throughout history and dismiss them as being untrue because they are simply "myths" or maybe it's just because you believe your God to be the one true God which is a very biased claim to make in the first place, for instance the word you call God now was mistranslated from the word Elohim which is plural and stood for "Many gods" Not one so even there your bible is wrong, i mean many cultures throughout time have had many Gods and you don't believe in them so no Atheist needs to believe in yours either it's as simple as that, most religions are based off Sumerian tablets anyway including your bible, And Sumerian tablets are a lot more logical and less supernatural than the bible, and it doesn't exactly depict us as being special in any way since according to them we were the product of alien DNA manipulation to create a slave race, i mean they even have the story of Noah just with a few twists for god sake.

So my answer is this, i'm an atheist for the same reason you don't believe in other Gods.

(I don't completely dismiss something that intervened in human evolution, or the possibility of God to some extent but in my mind the possibility of God existing is about 1%)

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Why are you an idiot? (No one expects an intelligent response).
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Who said I was? However, here is the thing I have a problem with...

Christians that have been "spoken to" are not going to ever be convinced of anything ever again. Some people endure very tough times and then when He comes and speaks to them and they are then free of whatever burden they were carrying, you will never ever argue with them because you have not heard Him so you cannot possibly understand.

It would be the same way if I had my grand hallucination that an Alien spoke to me and said he was my master and blah blah blah, you would never convince me otherwise that your hallucination was more correct than mine because you don't know.
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because there not a single shred of evidence for the
existence of a "God", and Science and Education give a very compelling
explanation for why and how all of this stuff is here.
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I was born an atheist, why would I change?
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


Actually, you were born Agnostic. (Not knowing whether God exists or doesn't exist)

Atheism is as much a faith as Christianity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9788321


No u retard, when u are born you dont believe in anything. you dont even know what the word god means. so you are athiest from birth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31350123


This is a perfect example of how Atheists can be just as simple-minded as Theists.

At birth, how can you be Atheist? In order to not believe in something, you have to have a concept of that something first.

The question posed above is far beyond the mental capabilities of the quoted poster, therefore it's rhetorically posed for the sake of exposing the irony of those who label others retards.

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