Why are you an Atheist?

Can you give an intelligent response?

Thanks.

So I guess Mike Hawk is your real name? You're using anonymity here as well dumbass. Doesn't your god teach forgiveness? You're an angry person Mike Hawk I suggest you calm the fuck down.

It's clear your level of intelligence is below average from your minimal, yet butchered, vocabulary. You fit right in with the christian crowd. It's people like you that steer me away from religion. If a half-wit like yourself is a part of the religion, I already know I'm above it.

That went south fast.

"A person of my greatness cares not what a monkeytard like you says or thinks."

Wow, you sure think highly of yourself. The Jesus I've heard bible-thumpers talk about didn't have 1/1000 of the ego you exhibit. You're a real role-model for christianity. Think I'll convert back to it tomorrow. Oh wait, what am I talking about, you've never brought up religion, and already explained you don't take advice from humans on how to live and how to post, and you mentioned that you don't care about people's conversion status.

"I made some statements that you are afraid that your monkeytard people might listen to so you want to make sure I'm put in a bad light."

Thank you for your greatness once again. It's like my IQ goes up points just reading your posts and interacting with you.

"I'm not going to argue with you. To argue with a retard is retarded so you can understand my position."

Hmm...as I am a retard this is really speaking to me. I'm soo retarded that I should just start repeating to myself, I'm a retard, I'm a retard.

"I don't care if wonder one day if your asshole is smarter than your head, then shove your head in your asshole to talk to it to find out, then suffocate and die. I learned from national geographic that you are only to observe nature, not dissrupt it."

That's very insightful. Did you learn to talk like that in sunday school? Oh wait, sorry. Once again, I'm so retarded that I keep bringing up religion even though you've never mentioned religion and I'm soo retarded that I'm not sure why I keep trying to argue atheism with religion unless atheism is a religion itself. I mean I'm not on Forrest Gump level although maybe that was the secret to his success so I'm not hating on him.

Basically, what happened is that Jesus contacted me via Satan (who was disguised as a cockroach) and told me that if I eat Twinkies™, I'll end up having to work really hard and my wife will have severe constipation for ever.

He also told me that I should cut my testicles off and drink the blood of sea urchins, but not on days when my nose is runny.

He then told me to build a giant asbestos suit and load in 2 of every kind of calibre round because he was going to burn the earth, and he wanted to make sure that all the calibres would be available afterwards.

And then he said...

Well I see you are starting to come around to my philosophy and starting to see that you were very presumptuous with your premature judgment of my great words. Continue on the road I have shown to you.

Let me start by stating that I was raised in the Catholic church. I went to Catholic school, I was baptized and confirmed, and went to church every Sunday.

At a certain age, my mom told me that from that point on, I would not be 'forced' to go to church anymore....that I could make up my own mind. I have not stepped foot in a church since.

Deep in my heart, I never believed any of what was being shoved down my throat. It just didn't make sense.

Religion is the attempt by humans to explain that which can not be explained. HOW did we get here? WHY are we here? WHAT happens after death?

Human nature dictates that we naturally fear the unknown. Hence, we make up stories and explanation for thagt which we can't explain. Enter religion.

For most people, without a 'default' explanation of those three questions, they couldn't move on with their lives.

I am just fine with no explanation.

Hence, I am Atheist.

Oh, I'm sorry, were you talking? What was your philosophy again? I wasn't paying attention.

Atheism is the natural birth state. Theism is the invention of men.

I'm agnostic, atheism is stupid.

I like how anonymous faggotfuck cowardfucks with nothing to loose and no credibility like to pretend to have brains and balls on this site. Your religion of atheism is of a tender young retarded baby with the least believable creation story. If it wasn't pushed by the elites no one would believe it. Keep drinking more milk, baby faggotfuck and maybe your brain stem will grow a little nodule that you can claim to be a brain.

Actually, you were born Agnostic. (Not knowing whether God exists or doesn't exist)

Atheism is as much a faith as Christianity.

No u retard, when u are born you dont believe in anything. you dont even know what the word god means. so you are athiest from birth.