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I found out how to detect Aliens.

 
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I found out how to detect Aliens.
Aliens are real and they're here.
I found this out using a dog whistle.

Aliens cannot stand this noise and immediately try to get away from it and quickly try to bock their ears with anything, without trying to make themselves conspicuous.

I was out walking my dog and he got away from me, a good distance, so I used my whistle and as we all know, it cannot be heard by humans but dogs hear it very well.

Whilst blowing the whistle, I noticed two people looking around, looking irritated and putting their hands to their ears.
They were a few hundred metres away.

I found that to be weird, so later that day, I went into a crowded street and blew on my whistle for 5 minutes, in bursts and saw at least 40 people out of many many hundreds, put their hands to their ears or put things into their ears.

If these are Aliens, then these people must have dog hearing, which I doubt in that number.

I'm currently trying to look up, which animals become irritated by dog whistles, to find out just what these Aliens are.

I don't believe in Alien Lizards, or I should say, I didn't, yet can anyone tell me if Lizards get irritated by dog whistles.

If you don't believe it works, just get a dog whistle and go into a crowded street and you will see the reactions of some quite clearly.

They are among us and probably have been for a long time.
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01/01/2013 10:18 AM

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Quit ruining people's hearing, lol.
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01/01/2013 10:21 AM
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Re: I found out how to detect Aliens.
i have glasses that show there true identity ,oh, wait, that was a movie. did i ever tell you i rescued the president from when his plane crashed into ny city . my name is snake.
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You're sure to get a no bell prize for that, OP.
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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01/01/2013 10:25 AM
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Re: I found out how to detect Aliens.
Quit ruining people's hearing, lol.
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Hahahahaha.
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i have glasses that show there true identity ,oh, wait, that was a movie. did i ever tell you i rescued the president from when his plane crashed into ny city . my name is snake.
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Snake Plissken?
I thought you were dead.tounge
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01/01/2013 10:26 AM
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Re: I found out how to detect Aliens.
You're sure to get a no bell prize for that, OP.
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny

Hahaha.

Actually, if you have a dog whistle, go into a crowded mall or something and use the whistle and observe. It's weird.
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01/01/2013 10:28 AM
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Re: I found out how to detect Aliens.
trained musicians have better hearring too you know...i hear noises way beyond the "normal" reach, that doesn't make me an alien now does it...


the problem is that most people are a shadow, of what they should be

you could be onto something, but don't forget most reptile species don't hear that well...instead they rely on heat/vibration, some even are completely earless, like snakes

so keep blowing that whistle, at least you're investigating stuff and not waiting for it to appear on screen ;)

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01/01/2013 10:30 AM
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Re: I found out how to detect Aliens.
You're sure to get a no bell prize for that, OP.
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny

Hahaha.

Actually, if you have a dog whistle, go into a crowded mall or something and use the whistle and observe. It's weird.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16766028


some people can hear way above normal range.
like that weird high pitch squeal older tvs made.
doesnt mean theyre aliens.
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Re: I found out how to detect Aliens.
trained musicians have better hearring too you know...i hear noises way beyond the "normal" reach, that doesn't make me an alien now does it...


the problem is that most people are a shadow, of what they should be

you could be onto something, but don't forget most reptile species don't hear that well...instead they rely on heat/vibration, some even are completely earless, like snakes

so keep blowing that whistle, at least you're investigating stuff and not waiting for it to appear on screen ;)

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I can imagine musicians having a better hearing tone etc but this dog whistle I have, seems to irritate certain people yet has no effect on others.
If trhey are musicians, would the dog whistle irritate them like that for them to quickly try and shut out the noise?
If so, maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree.
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Re: I found out how to detect Aliens.
You're sure to get a no bell prize for that, OP.
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny

Hahaha.

Actually, if you have a dog whistle, go into a crowded mall or something and use the whistle and observe. It's weird.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16766028


some people can hear way above normal range.
like that weird high pitch squeal older tvs made.
doesnt mean theyre aliens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31235131
Yeah , maybe that's it.
Anyway, try it out and see what you think.
I just thought it appeared weird but if others try it, maybe more light can be shed on this just to put it to bed either way.
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Re: I found out how to detect Aliens.
trained musicians have better hearring too you know...i hear noises way beyond the "normal" reach, that doesn't make me an alien now does it...


the problem is that most people are a shadow, of what they should be

you could be onto something, but don't forget most reptile species don't hear that well...instead they rely on heat/vibration, some even are completely earless, like snakes

so keep blowing that whistle, at least you're investigating stuff and not waiting for it to appear on screen ;)

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 Quoting: ...333...
I can imagine musicians having a better hearing tone etc but this dog whistle I have, seems to irritate certain people yet has no effect on others.
If trhey are musicians, would the dog whistle irritate them like that for them to quickly try and shut out the noise?
If so, maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16766028


id slap you for being an annoying ignoramous for blowing it near me.
its annoying.and im not an alien.
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01/01/2013 10:32 AM
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Re: I found out how to detect Aliens.
i live- snake
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01/01/2013 10:34 AM
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Re: I found out how to detect Aliens.
OMG so I'm an alien too charlie
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01/01/2013 10:36 AM

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Re: I found out how to detect Aliens.
OMG so I'm an alien too charlie
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We should start an alien support group.
Apparently annoying humans have discovered dog whistles.
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01/01/2013 10:37 AM
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Re: I found out how to detect Aliens.
trained musicians have better hearring too you know...i hear noises way beyond the "normal" reach, that doesn't make me an alien now does it...


the problem is that most people are a shadow, of what they should be

you could be onto something, but don't forget most reptile species don't hear that well...instead they rely on heat/vibration, some even are completely earless, like snakes

so keep blowing that whistle, at least you're investigating stuff and not waiting for it to appear on screen ;)

3 stars
 Quoting: ...333...
I can imagine musicians having a better hearing tone etc but this dog whistle I have, seems to irritate certain people yet has no effect on others.
If trhey are musicians, would the dog whistle irritate them like that for them to quickly try and shut out the noise?
If so, maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16766028


id slap you for being an annoying ignoramous for blowing it near me.
its annoying.and im not an alien.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31235131
How do I know you're not an Alien and that you're just saying you're not an Alien to stop me from blowng the whistle. tounge
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01/01/2013 10:38 AM
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Re: I found out how to detect Aliens.
OMG so I'm an alien too charlie
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We should start an alien support group.
Apparently annoying humans have discovered dog whistles.
 Quoting: Anti Vortex

I didn't discover it, I bought it because I heard that my dog responds to it.
I just didn;t expect to blow it in the street and find a portion of a crowd of people to be covering their ears , some from hundreds of feet away.
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01/01/2013 10:39 AM
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Re: I found out how to detect Aliens.

annoying
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Re: I found out how to detect Aliens.
All the aliens need to do is back-engineer the whistle technology and reprogram the frequency to one producing more melodious and pleasant tones.
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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01/01/2013 10:42 AM

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All the aliens need to do is back-engineer the whistle technology and reprogram the frequency to one producing more melodious and pleasant tones.
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


That sounds like work.
I'm going to go watch some bad tv while you do it, kay?

tomato
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01/01/2013 10:43 AM
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annoying
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17,000 was mine.
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01/01/2013 10:59 AM
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Re: I found out how to detect Aliens.
I think i hitted an eye while scrolling.
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I think i hitted an eye while scrolling.
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verysad

That hurt.
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01/01/2013 11:35 AM
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Yeah, and I figured out if I shoot off some fire crackers next to someone's head, they flinch and try to get away. I think they must be aliens. tounge
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Re: I found out how to detect Aliens.
Aliens are real and they're here.
I found this out using a dog whistle.

Aliens cannot stand this noise and immediately try to get away from it and quickly try to bock their ears with anything, without trying to make themselves conspicuous.

I was out walking my dog and he got away from me, a good distance, so I used my whistle and as we all know, it cannot be heard by humans but dogs hear it very well.

Whilst blowing the whistle, I noticed two people looking around, looking irritated and putting their hands to their ears.
They were a few hundred metres away.

I found that to be weird, so later that day, I went into a crowded street and blew on my whistle for 5 minutes, in bursts and saw at least 40 people out of many many hundreds, put their hands to their ears or put things into their ears.

If these are Aliens, then these people must have dog hearing, which I doubt in that number.

I'm currently trying to look up, which animals become irritated by dog whistles, to find out just what these Aliens are.

I don't believe in Alien Lizards, or I should say, I didn't, yet can anyone tell me if Lizards get irritated by dog whistles.

If you don't believe it works, just get a dog whistle and go into a crowded street and you will see the reactions of some quite clearly.

They are among us and probably have been for a long time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16766028


bump will try this for kicks around my group of friends muaha
i get on this site... way too much
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Re: I found out how to detect Aliens.
Aliens are real and they're here.
I found this out using a dog whistle.

Aliens cannot stand this noise and immediately try to get away from it and quickly try to bock their ears with anything, without trying to make themselves conspicuous.

I was out walking my dog and he got away from me, a good distance, so I used my whistle and as we all know, it cannot be heard by humans but dogs hear it very well.

Whilst blowing the whistle, I noticed two people looking around, looking irritated and putting their hands to their ears.
They were a few hundred metres away.

I found that to be weird, so later that day, I went into a crowded street and blew on my whistle for 5 minutes, in bursts and saw at least 40 people out of many many hundreds, put their hands to their ears or put things into their ears.

If these are Aliens, then these people must have dog hearing, which I doubt in that number.

I'm currently trying to look up, which animals become irritated by dog whistles, to find out just what these Aliens are.

I don't believe in Alien Lizards, or I should say, I didn't, yet can anyone tell me if Lizards get irritated by dog whistles.

If you don't believe it works, just get a dog whistle and go into a crowded street and you will see the reactions of some quite clearly.

They are among us and probably have been for a long time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16766028


So all your neighbors are aliens?
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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annoying
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17,000 was mine.
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I was able to hear 18,000
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i think we should send binary codes into space telling the aliens to land instead of hiding
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alien03
youre surrounded OP
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Re: I found out how to detect Aliens.
OP I tried it. Its amazing. Check out what happened.

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Re: I found out how to detect Aliens.
A dog whistle.

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Hmmmm......

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A dog whistle.....

thinking44

Aliens can't stand DOG WHISTLES.....

thinking44

D o g W h i s t l e s ! ! !

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