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Wife just got paid......62.00 less every two weeks....2013 taxes are in effect!!!!

 
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Just wait until ObamaCare taxes kick in.

Fricken' government taxation without representation... unless you're an illegal or a government worker or a union slacker getting paid whether you work or not or just a FoB... Friend of Barry.

Another red mark against king Barry and his band of merry criminals like Reid, Pelosi and Feinstien.
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Whoohoo, I just ran my payroll for January and although some rates went up, ei and cpp, my tax rate went down and I'll be bringing home an extra $5 on each paycheque this year.

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Re: Wife just got paid......62.00 less every two weeks....2013 taxes are in effect!!!!
FUCK BARRY!!!! My wife makes less than 40k......and now another 1612.00 less.

That would be what it cost us to drive for a year!!!!

Tighten that belt one more time!
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i never understood why the people put his non thinking reflecting ass back in power,what benefits have come from his actions,the pollies over there are manufacturing hang man nooses for the populace,take care over there as aussies know fair well the milking machine taxstralia.
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seeing that it is only the 3rd day of 2013, her paycheck would reflect earnings from 2012 and taxed at the 2012 rates.

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sheeple don't realize the George W Bush tax cuts weren't meant to last forever they were only meant to last long enough to get him reelected so him and his buddies would have eight full years to empty the treasury and fill their pockets but this is what happens when you give a baby a lollipop then take it away from them.
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This has nothing to do with Bush tax cuts, but rather with the temporary 2% social security tax break for employees which was enacted in 2011 end extended into 2012.
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Re: Wife just got paid......62.00 less every two weeks....2013 taxes are in effect!!!!
FUCK BARRY!!!! My wife makes less than 40k......and now another 1612.00 less.

That would be what it cost us to drive for a year!!!!

Tighten that belt one more time!
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So your wife gets paid for January even though she hasn´t worked a full month yet,,,, good boss that:)


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Fuck Barry? I thought he was the one that wanted to let the tax cuts for the ultra-wealthy expire and maintain the payroll tax cuts for the working class.
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the neo-cons just are too blind with hate to see that the issue with this negotiation was Beohner and his cronies

Barry had nothing to do with an increase in taxes for the middle class and lower
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Re: Wife just got paid......62.00 less every two weeks....2013 taxes are in effect!!!!
FUCK BARRY!!!! My wife makes less than 40k......and now another 1612.00 less.

That would be what it cost us to drive for a year!!!!

Tighten that belt one more time!
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So your wife gets paid for January even though she hasn´t worked a full month yet,,,, good boss that:)


bsflagbsflag
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Sorry, it's just the opposite. Here in the States, we get paid two weeks (or one month) AFTER we've already earned it. That's why starting a job is so traumatic, you instantly lose your Unemployment, but you don't get paid until you've been there for two weeks or longer. Even people who do get paid on a weekly basis (fewer and fewer because it is too much paperwork) usually have to wait for two weeks for their first check. So you will get bupkus for income while all of your "outgo" continues, or even expands as you must come up with gas to get to work, lunchmoney, and possibly a uniform for your new job. Oh, and dues if you have been hired at a Union job.

American employers may be many things, but they are not dummies! They will DEFINITELY make sure that they get the work out of you before you get paid!
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Re: Wife just got paid......62.00 less every two weeks....2013 taxes are in effect!!!!
Mean while my deadbeat brother got a raise on his disability.....hope somebody is laughing at this......just isn't me
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Re: Wife just got paid......62.00 less every two weeks....2013 taxes are in effect!!!!
FUCK BARRY!!!! My wife makes less than 40k......and now another 1612.00 less.

That would be what it cost us to drive for a year!!!!

Tighten that belt one more time!
 Quoting: CtYankee


So your wife gets paid for January even though she hasn´t worked a full month yet,,,, good boss that:)


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OK.....once for the German.....you get taxed on the day you get your paycheck....even though she worked the last two weeks in 2012....she got paid in 2013 and the new taxes apply to the pay you receive in 2013.....regardless that you worked for it in 2012. In the US you get paid the week AFTER you work.....not the last day of the pay period ends....K

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FUCK BARRY!!!! My wife makes less than 40k......and now another 1612.00 less.

That would be what it cost us to drive for a year!!!!

Tighten that belt one more time!
 Quoting: CtYankee


So your wife gets paid for January even though she hasn´t worked a full month yet,,,, good boss that:)


bsflagbsflag
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Sorry, it's just the opposite. Here in the States, we get paid two weeks (or one month) AFTER we've already earned it. That's why starting a job is so traumatic, you instantly lose your Unemployment, but you don't get paid until you've been there for two weeks or longer. Even people who do get paid on a weekly basis (fewer and fewer because it is too much paperwork) usually have to wait for two weeks for their first check. So you will get bupkus for income while all of your "outgo" continues, or even expands as you must come up with gas to get to work, lunchmoney, and possibly a uniform for your new job. Oh, and dues if you have been hired at a Union job.

American employers may be many things, but they are not dummies! They will DEFINITELY make sure that they get the work out of you before you get paid!
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clappa OMG......someone that totally gets it
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Re: Wife just got paid......62.00 less every two weeks....2013 taxes are in effect!!!!
FUCK BARRY!!!! My wife makes less than 40k......and now another 1612.00 less.

That would be what it cost us to drive for a year!!!!

Tighten that belt one more time!
 Quoting: CtYankee


So your wife gets paid for January even though she hasn´t worked a full month yet,,,, good boss that:)


bsflagbsflag
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Sorry, it's just the opposite. Here in the States, we get paid two weeks (or one month) AFTER we've already earned it. That's why starting a job is so traumatic, you instantly lose your Unemployment, but you don't get paid until you've been there for two weeks or longer. Even people who do get paid on a weekly basis (fewer and fewer because it is too much paperwork) usually have to wait for two weeks for their first check. So you will get bupkus for income while all of your "outgo" continues, or even expands as you must come up with gas to get to work, lunchmoney, and possibly a uniform for your new job. Oh, and dues if you have been hired at a Union job.

American employers may be many things, but they are not dummies! They will DEFINITELY make sure that they get the work out of you before you get paid!
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LOL...the only time you get your pay check on the last day of your pay period is if they fire you....then you get your LAST paycheck as they are walking you to the door and tell you your out.

I have had my own business for 35 years.....I have had people come and go but I have taken zero pay to keep everyone else paid and working.....I have 5 of my 7 guys with me since they started working for me....two for the 35 years since I opened.
I am very proud of the people that work for me and for being a honest employer

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Re: Wife just got paid......62.00 less every two weeks....2013 taxes are in effect!!!!
um yeah ya know whatever, Barry doesn't control the congress which controls the budget which determines your wife's taxes, it was the republicans who stopped this shit from happening before the cliff but ya know I understand you right wingers can't see that, EVERYTHING is Obama's fault, the good ol' GOP LOVES you and would never just cater to the interests of the wealthy now would they? fucking sheeple, why are y'all on a conspiracy forum? isn't there a Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity forum you could frequent instead?
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omg dude wow you just stepped into the wrong forum with that, lol and no everything isn't obamas fault, everything is at fault for the dumbass porch monkeys like yourself who decided to vote for him in the first place, go sip some promethazine and sprite in a white foam cup while grown ups talk
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um yeah ya know whatever, Barry doesn't control the congress which controls the budget which determines your wife's taxes, it was the republicans who stopped this shit from happening before the cliff but ya know I understand you right wingers can't see that, EVERYTHING is Obama's fault, the good ol' GOP LOVES you and would never just cater to the interests of the wealthy now would they? fucking sheeple, why are y'all on a conspiracy forum? isn't there a Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity forum you could frequent instead?
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omg dude wow you just stepped into the wrong forum with that, lol and no everything isn't obamas fault, everything is at fault for the dumbass porch monkeys like yourself who decided to vote for him in the first place, go sip some promethazine and sprite in a white foam cup while grown ups talk
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Thank youclappa
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IN THIS THREAD I AM GOD.....asshole comments will be deleted!!!yoda
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Ya know I'm just fooling around....righthf

Don't want what I see as offensive replies....lets play nice

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What, the 8 million plus people on disability just got a raise?
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Should have prepared.


I warned everybody I knew this was coming and to free up approximately 500 a month.

Nobody believed me. I was called paranoid, racist, idiot, and a few other things.


That 1612 needs to be multiplied by 2 if your spouse works. Also don't forget about the SS tax expiring and the 1 trillion in new Obama Care taxes.

If you and your spouse make a combined income of 60-100k you will be forking over about $444.66 extra a month according to my calculations.


But don't fret. Come 2014 the new Obama Care payroll tax hits and it will round that number up to around $500.00.


And then 2015 all the coal plants will have to be shut down so your electric bill will be 700% higher in many states.
But don't listen to me. Proof is in the paycheck and on your bills.

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What, the 8 million plus people on disability just got a raise?
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Yes they did.....brother went from 1332 to 1351......a "cost of living/dying" raise...LOL
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Should have prepared.


I warned everybody I knew this was coming and to free up approximately 500 a month.

Nobody believed me. I was called paranoid, racist, idiot, and a few other things.


That 1612 needs to be multiplied by 2 if your spouse works. Also don't forget about the SS tax expiring and the 1 trillion in new Obama Care taxes.

If you and your spouse make a combined income of 60-100k you will be forking over about $444.66 extra a month according to my calculations.


But don't fret. Come 2014 the new Obama Care payroll tax hits and it will round that number up to around $500.00.


And then 2015 all the coal plants will have to be shut down so your electric bill will be 700% higher in many states.
But don't listen to me. Proof is in the paycheck and on your bills.
 Quoting: FatalW1shes


My accountant had me in tears last year.....me and the guys I work with simply plan on being a success and fuck with the system as much as possible.....after all I'm/were just little fishes
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Just what we all need. Less money.

There is no end to the confiscation of labor and wealth in this country. They do come up with some really elaborate ways to rob us though, don't they?

Fuckers. Must be nice not to have to worry about rent, food or gas money. That is not even something the highly paid scum suckers at the top of this pitiful heap have to even consider AT ALL. For the rest of us, or many of the rest of us, that is ALL we can think about because it is a matter of survival.
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Do you know what...

When I was younger and had my first child there was enough money for rent/bills/food and hardly anything left , why keep moaning , I was a very young mum in the 80's and both my partner and myself worked , he worked all day then I would go out to work evenings......we had very little but accepted it , when I listen to people thesedays they really annoy me.....think they should have mobile phones/Sky/holidays etc....bloody hell!!! I was ecstatic with a takeaway once a month if I was lucky.......seriously most people just expect too much , normal working class folks dont have all the trappings of luxury so get over it.....or go to college and educate yourself to the standard of the polititions and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.....
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That sucks dude, we get paid on Friday; well my Hubby gets paid. NOT looking forward to the numbers :( Good luck onthe belt tightening. I don;t know about you, but we are running out of tightening places to go. We are down tot he basics here; Utilities, rent, transportation (not a car payment), food and those insurances. Not sure what to cut this time?
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Should have prepared.


I warned everybody I knew this was coming and to free up approximately 500 a month.

Nobody believed me. I was called paranoid, racist, idiot, and a few other things.


That 1612 needs to be multiplied by 2 if your spouse works. Also don't forget about the SS tax expiring and the 1 trillion in new Obama Care taxes.

If you and your spouse make a combined income of 60-100k you will be forking over about $444.66 extra a month according to my calculations.


But don't fret. Come 2014 the new Obama Care payroll tax hits and it will round that number up to around $500.00.


And then 2015 all the coal plants will have to be shut down so your electric bill will be 700% higher in many states.
But don't listen to me. Proof is in the paycheck and on your bills.
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My accountant had me in tears last year.....me and the guys I work with simply plan on being a success and fuck with the system as much as possible.....after all I'm/were just little fishes
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You do realize the big game being played is to wipe out the republican party right?

How else to get the masses behind you then to take 500 a month of their income then blame congress via the news outlets

The Press is 100% under liberal control. They do the bidding of the Democrats and they will assassinate the republican party over this missing money.

Come the mid term elections the house will be swung over to the liberals as they promise via the news outlets to restore peoples money. Money is the root of all greed and evil.

People will sell out their country for a few hundred dollars...and do as the press tells them to do. They will vote in a new Congress and the liberals will be in total control to get their money back on their paychecks because that is easier then budgeting their money.

The game will be in check mate with the Republican party dead and wiped off the face of the map.

We lose, they win.

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YES I'm know your entertained.....we here don't pay 9.00 a gallon for gas yet and we can still own guns.....you with no boasting can say been there done that.

England=nanny state
America=pre nanny state

And when i used to fly went to UK once......wonderful people....shithole government

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FUCK BARRY!!!! My wife makes less than 40k......and now another 1612.00 less.

That would be what it cost us to drive for a year!!!!

Tighten that belt one more time!
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Mine is now about $30 less per week, but I also got a 2% on top of that so that would make it effectively about $50 a week less.
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mans I just gots me a letter a saying my food stamps going up $62. That works out well now then dont it.
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mans I just gots me a letter a saying my food stamps going up $62. That works out well now then dont it.
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Enjoy it while it lastshf

And don't forget the steaks!

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FUCK BARRY!!!! My wife makes less than 40k......and now another 1612.00 less.

That would be what it cost us to drive for a year!!!!

Tighten that belt one more time!
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hey there is more to come...wait till the UN tax mandate on carbon footprint kicks in....





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