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Why hookers are better than women.

 
SE7EN
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01/02/2013 02:07 PM
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Why hookers are better than women.
At least you know hookers are after your money.

At least hookers will give you sex.

Hookers will not be offended when you compliment them.

Hookers will not fuck with your head.

Hookers do not think they are better than you just because they have a vagina.

Seriously, women need help.

Its a long, slow, slide into insanity.

And you ladies have front row seats on the bus.
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01/02/2013 02:09 PM
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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
yeah but hookers make your wee wee burn
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01/02/2013 02:10 PM

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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
OP likes male hookers
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01/02/2013 02:16 PM

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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
Hookers are a third gender now?
book
Hatred is a cancer upon the world.
It rots the mind and blackens the heart.


Hi! My name is Halcyon Dayz and I'm addicted to morans.
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01/02/2013 02:20 PM
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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
getting with a hooker now and then has probably saved me time, money and mental pain.

i just always cover up but i live in a small city not some cesspool like NY or LA

then when I meet a chick i like i'm not all horned up. Or see a super hot babe and put up with her shit for sex.. i'v have had way better
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01/02/2013 02:21 PM

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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
OP likes male hookers
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Exaclty what i was thinking.
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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01/02/2013 02:22 PM

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Hookers are a third gender now?
book
 Quoting: Halcyon Dayz, FCD


OP likes chicks with dicks hookers!
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
Enia

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01/02/2013 02:22 PM
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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
Are you for real?....you pay them to be like that....its called customer service!! :-)
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01/02/2013 02:23 PM
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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
Get one of these,best investment you'll ever make! [link to www.google.com]
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01/02/2013 02:23 PM
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Dude I completely for got Hookers are legal and regulated in Australia in some places.
So hooray for clean legal prostitution thank god Australia.
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01/02/2013 02:24 PM
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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
OP likes male hookers
 Quoting: CatBTX


Fred Garvin male prostitute?
Enia

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01/02/2013 02:25 PM
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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
Get one of these,best investment you'll ever make! [link to www.google.com]
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Haha.....she looks better than I do!!! :-)
Anonymous Coward
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01/02/2013 02:26 PM
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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
And best of all, when your done with them, they leave.
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01/02/2013 02:27 PM
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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
I feel sorry for men who want to have sex but can't get it. It is super easy for me to get sex as a woman. For free. :) But I am interested in love as well, and that is much harder.
But even if I just wanted to stay single, and not sleep with anyone, a vibrator is much cheaper than a fleshlight, a hooker, or any other male sex substitute.
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Get one of these,best investment you'll ever make! [link to www.google.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31341955


imagine making reservations for dinner for two at a 5 star resteraunt and lugging that thing in with you.
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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01/02/2013 02:29 PM
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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
I feel sorry for men who want to have sex but can't get it. It is super easy for me to get sex as a woman. For free. :) But I am interested in love as well, and that is much harder.
But even if I just wanted to stay single, and not sleep with anyone, a vibrator is much cheaper than a fleshlight, a hooker, or any other male sex substitute.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


You should totally move to Australia.
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01/02/2013 02:30 PM
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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
Why go human at all?

Why not just get yourself a piece of liver?
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01/02/2013 02:31 PM
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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
I feel sorry for men who want to have sex but can't get it. It is super easy for me to get sex as a woman. For free. :) But I am interested in love as well, and that is much harder.
But even if I just wanted to stay single, and not sleep with anyone, a vibrator is much cheaper than a fleshlight, a hooker, or any other male sex substitute.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


You should totally move to Australia.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27764698


Why? Are guys more loving there? Or are you being sarcastic?
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01/02/2013 02:32 PM
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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
I feel sorry for men who want to have sex but can't get it. It is super easy for me to get sex as a woman. For free. :) But I am interested in love as well, and that is much harder.
But even if I just wanted to stay single, and not sleep with anyone, a vibrator is much cheaper than a fleshlight, a hooker, or any other male sex substitute.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


You should totally move to Australia.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27764698


Why? Are guys more loving there? Or are you being sarcastic?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


Both?
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01/02/2013 02:32 PM
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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
Why go human at all?

Why not just get yourself a piece of liver?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10783814


lol
whose liver though? that is the question.
if op was jack the ripper, it would be a hooker's liver!
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01/02/2013 02:32 PM

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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
Dumbass Aussie.



Piece of fucking trash.



Try being worth a fuck, OP.



Then you might find yourself getting fucked more often.



sstfu
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01/02/2013 02:32 PM
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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
I feel sorry for men who want to have sex but can't get it. It is super easy for me to get sex as a woman. For free. :) But I am interested in love as well, and that is much harder.
But even if I just wanted to stay single, and not sleep with anyone, a vibrator is much cheaper than a fleshlight, a hooker, or any other male sex substitute.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


You should totally move to Australia.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27764698


Why? Are guys more loving there? Or are you being sarcastic?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


Both?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27764698


awww.
have you been to australia?
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01/02/2013 02:34 PM
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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
Get one of these,best investment you'll ever make! [link to www.google.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31341955


imagine making reservations for dinner for two at a 5 star resteraunt and lugging that thing in with you.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


At least "she" would keep her fucking gob shut, and not ruin your meal!

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01/02/2013 02:36 PM
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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
you men don't realize how damaging your words are.
every time you say/write nasty things about women, you create more division between the sexes. you are personally responsible for fewer men getting laid.
of course the same thing goes for women. but there are far fewer women who hate men here at glp than the hordes and hordes of men who hate women here.
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01/02/2013 02:39 PM
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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
Why go human at all?

Why not just get yourself a piece of liver?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10783814


lol
whose liver though? that is the question.
if op was jack the ripper, it would be a hooker's liver!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


Nah, just plain old cow's liver.

And a baby food jar to catch the jiz.
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01/02/2013 02:40 PM
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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
"I got a girl with a lil' rubber head!
Rinse her out, every, night
Just before I got to bed.
She never talk back
Like a lady might do!
An' she looks like she loves it
Every time I get through ...
An' her name is
P ...I ...N ... K ... Y
P ...I ...N ..., no lie.
K ... Y, don' be shy.
Sixty-nine!
Mighty fine, boy,
Give 'er a try!
"

- Frank Zappa

cruise
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01/02/2013 02:42 PM
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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
They all whores but yo mama!
And I am not sure about her.
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01/02/2013 02:43 PM
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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
Ya know, with these "Real Dolls" (only $5,999 plus tax!), there's a B-movie horror script almost writing itself!

drevil

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01/02/2013 02:46 PM
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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
At least you know hookers are after your money.

At least hookers will give you sex.

Hookers will not be offended when you compliment them.

Hookers will not fuck with your head.

Hookers do not think they are better than you just because they have a vagina.

Seriously, women need help.

Its a long, slow, slide into insanity.

And you ladies have front row seats on the bus.
 Quoting: SE7EN 30769075


MY FUCKING PET GOAT YOU ARE AWESOME OP

thank you for this!

bump
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01/02/2013 02:48 PM
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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
Top Eleven Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Men

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.

3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.

4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.

5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)

7. You can train a dog.

8. Dogs are easy to buy for.

9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.

10. Dogs understand what "no" means.

11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
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Re: Why hookers are better than women.
Ya know, with these "Real Dolls" (only $5,999 plus tax!), there's a B-movie horror script almost writing itself!

drevil

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31352604


I'm jus' blue-skyin' here, but how about ...

Stepford Wives, except a porno-slasher version, with razors, vagina dentata and chainsaws!

I think it could work!

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