Why hookers are better than women.

Guess those Australian women are so stretched out that even a kangaroos pouch is a helluva lot tighter.......

Dogs give you worms when they kiss you and they lick their own ass. Besides, I've never once seen a dog respect a woman. All of the Dog Whisperer's clients are women cause their dogs are the leaders.

Awww, MO, you are the font of wisdom here on GLP :-D I can't help but agree with your sentiments.

You see, it takes some effort to find, get and keep a decent woman. That just won't do for a guy that is looking for a vagina to masturbate his schlong. To this special breed of man-tard, everything else around the vagina is just an annoying complication that gets in the way of his infantile sexual desires and fantasies.

not even funny at all.. doesnt even make sense most of that.

why do you suck so much?

You know what? You don't pay a ho to fuck you. You pay her to leave.

~ Victor Sweet

funny when men try to act like this they are labeled gay etc and no women wants to fuck them. Dont kid yourselves ladies, you only want someone that can dominate and abuse you and turn you into meat.

#11 is fucking gross.

That is a really stupid list.

Lucky for me I don't need hookers. Never had a problem getting laid. Even seduced a married woman in a mall in the middle of the afternoon once. And I was 16.

Banged over 250 or so women since. And that wasn't even trying. Never got a disease. But I never used a rubber either. Well with one chick I did. Glad too. But the rest got sprayed. Forever my DNA chimera will live in their bodies and be carried on in their own offspring. It is a blessing for them. Some of them might have my babies though. But I always used an alias cause women are liars. Gotta protect yourself.

Think I'll pick up a cougar tonight. Maybe an 18 yr old tomorrow. All for free.

You guys have no sense of humor. your list sucks.

Hookers aren't women???

Poor OP. Women won't give you sex? Those bitches! Who do they think they are?! If you want sex, they should give it to you, is that right?

Hahahahaha. You seem buthurt OP. Sex is meant for adults ;-)

vibrator is not the real thing !!

Good for you. You sound like quite a catch ;-) Still single I take it?

Now this is funny, because when women complain and bitch about men, it's ok, but if a man complains then he just needs to grow up or it's his fault or he's just a sexist pig? Here's a list for you women. If the poster of the dog list isn't sexist, I guess I'm not.....

Top 10 reasons a gun is better than a woman.

#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 and even get money back!

#9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.

#8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

#7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!

Get back in the kitchen you ugly useless cunts.

Dang! Harsh.

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For those into amputee sex.....

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You don't pay a hooker to fuck you, you pay her to leave.


Thread would have been a lot shorter if you asked why women are better than hookers.

Haha...or ya get da aidz.

If you preffer sex without love with a sex pro, go for it. Better yet get one of those dolls and change her wigs for variety.

Some people like to have partners and meaningful relationships and sex is completely different as a very important part of a relationship, plus you get to know each other better with time, prefferences, etc.
Maybe you can ask your next gf if you're lucky enough to find one to play pretend she is a hooker you pick up at some losers bar.

6K for one of those? Ouch. No thanks.

Men no longer need a womb to have babies. Women no longer need sperm. The only reason thus far a War between the sexes has not broke out, was the perpetuation of the species.

Better start getting in shape, learning hand to hand, and how to shot straight.

Like it or not, its coming.

Actually, a woman does need sperm. How else will the egg get fertilized? What they don't need is the natural injection method

Sure they do .. I completely believe everything you said

Unless you're a fire victim or severely obese 6 g's is equivelent to 6 badass dates. Potentially with 6 different babes. Just sayin'.

Sleeping with a hooker is like sharing the same vagina with hundreds of other penises. They are used and worn out with no tread left on the tyres.

You dont keep up with Science, and know nothing of the Alien Agenda either.

30 years from now, Women will not have wombs at all. They will be removed via Genetic Alterations. So will the reproductive abilities of Men, though the penis will be left intact, but mostly for the purpose of humor.