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Why hookers are better than women.

 
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Guess those Australian women are so stretched out that even a kangaroos pouch is a helluva lot tighter.......
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Top Eleven Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Men

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.

3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.

4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.

5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)

7. You can train a dog.

8. Dogs are easy to buy for.

9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.

10. Dogs understand what "no" means.

11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30908887


Dogs give you worms when they kiss you and they lick their own ass. Besides, I've never once seen a dog respect a woman. All of the Dog Whisperer's clients are women cause their dogs are the leaders.
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Dumbass Aussie.



Piece of fucking trash.



Try being worth a fuck, OP.



Then you might find yourself getting fucked more often.



sstfu
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Awww, MO, you are the font of wisdom here on GLP :-D I can't help but agree with your sentiments.

You see, it takes some effort to find, get and keep a decent woman. That just won't do for a guy that is looking for a vagina to masturbate his schlong. To this special breed of man-tard, everything else around the vagina is just an annoying complication that gets in the way of his infantile sexual desires and fantasies.
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Top Eleven Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Men

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.

3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.

4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.

5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)

7. You can train a dog.

8. Dogs are easy to buy for.

9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.

10. Dogs understand what "no" means.

11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30908887


not even funny at all.. doesnt even make sense most of that.

why do you suck so much?
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At least you know hookers are after your money.

At least hookers will give you sex.

Hookers will not be offended when you compliment them.

Hookers will not fuck with your head.

Hookers do not think they are better than you just because they have a vagina.

Seriously, women need help.

Its a long, slow, slide into insanity.

And you ladies have front row seats on the bus.
 Quoting: SE7EN 30769075



You know what? You don't pay a ho to fuck you. You pay her to leave.

~ Victor Sweet
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Top Eleven Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Men

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.

3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.

4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.

5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)

7. You can train a dog.

8. Dogs are easy to buy for.

9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.

10. Dogs understand what "no" means.

11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30908887


funny when men try to act like this they are labeled gay etc and no women wants to fuck them. Dont kid yourselves ladies, you only want someone that can dominate and abuse you and turn you into meat.

pigchef
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Top Eleven Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Men

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.

3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.

4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.

5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)

7. You can train a dog.

8. Dogs are easy to buy for.

9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.

10. Dogs understand what "no" means.

11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30908887


#11 is fucking gross.

That is a really stupid list.
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Lucky for me I don't need hookers. Never had a problem getting laid. Even seduced a married woman in a mall in the middle of the afternoon once. And I was 16.

Banged over 250 or so women since. And that wasn't even trying. Never got a disease. But I never used a rubber either. Well with one chick I did. Glad too. But the rest got sprayed. Forever my DNA chimera will live in their bodies and be carried on in their own offspring. It is a blessing for them. Some of them might have my babies though. But I always used an alias cause women are liars. Gotta protect yourself.

Think I'll pick up a cougar tonight. Maybe an 18 yr old tomorrow. All for free.
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You guys have no sense of humor. your list sucks.
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At least you know hookers are after your money.

At least hookers will give you sex.

Hookers will not be offended when you compliment them.

Hookers will not fuck with your head.

Hookers do not think they are better than you just because they have a vagina.

Seriously, women need help.

Its a long, slow, slide into insanity.

And you ladies have front row seats on the bus.
 Quoting: SE7EN 30769075


Hookers aren't women???
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Poor OP. Women won't give you sex? Those bitches! Who do they think they are?! If you want sex, they should give it to you, is that right?

Hahahahaha. You seem buthurt OP. Sex is meant for adults ;-)
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I feel sorry for men who want to have sex but can't get it. It is super easy for me to get sex as a woman. For free. :) But I am interested in love as well, and that is much harder.
But even if I just wanted to stay single, and not sleep with anyone, a vibrator is much cheaper than a fleshlight, a hooker, or any other male sex substitute.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


vibrator is not the real thing !!
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At least you know hookers are after your money.

At least hookers will give you sex.

Hookers will not be offended when you compliment them.

Hookers will not fuck with your head.

Hookers do not think they are better than you just because they have a vagina.

Seriously, women need help.

Its a long, slow, slide into insanity.

And you ladies have front row seats on the bus.
 Quoting: SE7EN 30769075


clappa
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Lucky for me I don't need hookers. Never had a problem getting laid. Even seduced a married woman in a mall in the middle of the afternoon once. And I was 16.

Banged over 250 or so women since. And that wasn't even trying. Never got a disease. But I never used a rubber either. Well with one chick I did. Glad too. But the rest got sprayed. Forever my DNA chimera will live in their bodies and be carried on in their own offspring. It is a blessing for them. Some of them might have my babies though. But I always used an alias cause women are liars. Gotta protect yourself.

Think I'll pick up a cougar tonight. Maybe an 18 yr old tomorrow. All for free.
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Good for you. You sound like quite a catch ;-) Still single I take it? jerkit
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Top Eleven Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Men

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.

3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.

4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.

5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)

7. You can train a dog.

8. Dogs are easy to buy for.

9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.

10. Dogs understand what "no" means.

11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30908887



Now this is funny, because when women complain and bitch about men, it's ok, but if a man complains then he just needs to grow up or it's his fault or he's just a sexist pig? Here's a list for you women. If the poster of the dog list isn't sexist, I guess I'm not.....

Top 10 reasons a gun is better than a woman
.

#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 and even get money back!

#9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.

#8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

#7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!
"There's always a cost for letting your guard down"
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OP likes male hookers
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Exaclty what i was thinking.
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stfu
Get back in the kitchen you ugly useless cunts.
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Touch my Harley i'll fuckin' kill ya!"
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Top Eleven Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Men

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.

3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.

4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.

5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)

7. You can train a dog.

8. Dogs are easy to buy for.

9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.

10. Dogs understand what "no" means.

11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30908887



Now this is funny, because when women complain and bitch about men, it's ok, but if a man complains then he just needs to grow up or it's his fault or he's just a sexist pig? Here's a list for you women. If the poster of the dog list isn't sexist, I guess I'm not.....

Top 10 reasons a gun is better than a woman
.

#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 and even get money back!

#9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.

#8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

#7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!
 Quoting: WhoAmEye


LMAO
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Get one of these,best investment you'll ever make! [link to www.google.com]
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Haha.....she looks better than I do!!! :-)
 Quoting: Enia


For those into amputee sex.....

[link to www.realdoll.com]


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01/02/2013 09:39 PM
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You don't pay a hooker to fuck you, you pay her to leave.


Thread would have been a lot shorter if you asked why women are better than hookers.
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yeah but hookers make your wee wee burn
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If you preffer sex without love with a sex pro, go for it. Better yet get one of those dolls and change her wigs for variety.

Some people like to have partners and meaningful relationships and sex is completely different as a very important part of a relationship, plus you get to know each other better with time, prefferences, etc.
Maybe you can ask your next gf if you're lucky enough to find one to play pretend she is a hooker you pick up at some losers bar.
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Get one of these,best investment you'll ever make! [link to www.google.com]
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6K for one of those? Ouch. No thanks.
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Top Eleven Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Men

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.

3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.

4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.

5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)

7. You can train a dog.

8. Dogs are easy to buy for.

9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.

10. Dogs understand what "no" means.

11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30908887


Men no longer need a womb to have babies. Women no longer need sperm. The only reason thus far a War between the sexes has not broke out, was the perpetuation of the species.

Better start getting in shape, learning hand to hand, and how to shot straight.

Like it or not, its coming.
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Top Eleven Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Men

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.

3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.

4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.

5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)

7. You can train a dog.

8. Dogs are easy to buy for.

9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.

10. Dogs understand what "no" means.

11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30908887


Men no longer need a womb to have babies. Women no longer need sperm. The only reason thus far a War between the sexes has not broke out, was the perpetuation of the species.

Better start getting in shape, learning hand to hand, and how to shot straight.

Like it or not, its coming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19004483


Actually, a woman does need sperm. How else will the egg get fertilized? What they don't need is the natural injection method
"There's always a cost for letting your guard down"
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If you preffer sex without love with a sex pro, go for it. Better yet get one of those dolls and change her wigs for variety.

Some people like to have partners and meaningful relationships and sex is completely different as a very important part of a relationship, plus you get to know each other better with time, prefferences, etc.
Maybe you can ask your next gf if you're lucky enough to find one to play pretend she is a hooker you pick up at some losers bar.
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Sure they do .. I completely believe everything you said nanni2
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Get one of these,best investment you'll ever make! [link to www.google.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31341955


6K for one of those? Ouch. No thanks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31197155


Unless you're a fire victim or severely obese 6 g's is equivelent to 6 badass dates. Potentially with 6 different babes. Just sayin'.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda ~David Mills ~ Se7en!

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Sleeping with a hooker is like sharing the same vagina with hundreds of other penises. They are used and worn out with no tread left on the tyres.
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Top Eleven Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Men

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.

3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.

4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.

5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)

7. You can train a dog.

8. Dogs are easy to buy for.

9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.

10. Dogs understand what "no" means.

11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30908887


Men no longer need a womb to have babies. Women no longer need sperm. The only reason thus far a War between the sexes has not broke out, was the perpetuation of the species.

Better start getting in shape, learning hand to hand, and how to shot straight.

Like it or not, its coming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19004483


Actually, a woman does need sperm. How else will the egg get fertilized? What they don't need is the natural injection method
 Quoting: WhoAmEye


You dont keep up with Science, and know nothing of the Alien Agenda either.

30 years from now, Women will not have wombs at all. They will be removed via Genetic Alterations. So will the reproductive abilities of Men, though the penis will be left intact, but mostly for the purpose of humor.
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Dumbass Aussie.



Piece of fucking trash.



Try being worth a fuck, OP.



Then you might find yourself getting fucked more often.



sstfu
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Oh come on!, get off his back MO cruise
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