Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 1,255 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 611,088
Pageviews Today: 765,516Threads Today: 167Posts Today: 3,319
06:54 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

Why hookers are better than women.

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 19004483
United States
01/02/2013 10:14 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
Top Eleven Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Men

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.

3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.

4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.

5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)

7. You can train a dog.

8. Dogs are easy to buy for.

9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.

10. Dogs understand what "no" means.

11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30908887


Men no longer need a womb to have babies. Women no longer need sperm. The only reason thus far a War between the sexes has not broke out, was the perpetuation of the species.

Better start getting in shape, learning hand to hand, and how to shot straight.

Like it or not, its coming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19004483


Actually, a woman does need sperm. How else will the egg get fertilized? What they don't need is the natural injection method
 Quoting: WhoAmEye


[link to www.geekosystem.com]

Like I said "ape", we are way ahead of you. The work done in secret would shake you to your core.
Manu-Koelbren

User ID: 1312616
Spain
01/02/2013 10:14 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
Top Eleven Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Men

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.

3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.

4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.

5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)

7. You can train a dog.

8. Dogs are easy to buy for.

9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.

10. Dogs understand what "no" means.

11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30908887


Men no longer need a womb to have babies. Women no longer need sperm. The only reason thus far a War between the sexes has not broke out, was the perpetuation of the species.

Better start getting in shape, learning hand to hand, and how to shot straight.

Like it or not, its coming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19004483

THISS
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
Manu-Koelbren

User ID: 1312616
Spain
01/02/2013 10:16 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
Sleeping with a hooker is like sharing the same vagina with hundreds of other penises. They are used and worn out with no tread left on the tyres.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31311573


Worn out? haha regular women fuck themselves with dildos way bigger than your penis every night, what different is that from taking an average cock with a condom? And besides which women out there in the dating market hasn't been screwed over and over already? show me your virgins mr Allah lmao
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31085156
United States
01/02/2013 10:19 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
Polly Urethane its such a pretty name. Wish I could find that whole song online its fucking hilarious.

Be patient guys , stack away some chocolate , hard candy , coffee , tobbacco and cheap powdered formula , midol , tampons etc.

Them bitches will take it ass to mouth for formula to feed their squaling missng links in the not too distant future.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28815729
United States
01/02/2013 10:23 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
Do you know what you pay a hooker for?..........to leave.
Manu-Koelbren

User ID: 1312616
Spain
01/02/2013 10:25 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
Polly Urethane its such a pretty name. Wish I could find that whole song online its fucking hilarious.

Be patient guys , stack away some chocolate , hard candy , coffee , tobbacco and cheap powdered formula , midol , tampons etc.

Them bitches will take it ass to mouth for formula to feed their squaling missng links in the not too distant future.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31085156


chuckle
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31352237
United Kingdom
01/02/2013 10:26 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
I feel sorry for men who want to have sex but can't get it. It is super easy for me to get sex as a woman. For free. :) But I am interested in love as well, and that is much harder.
But even if I just wanted to stay single, and not sleep with anyone, a vibrator is much cheaper than a fleshlight, a hooker, or any other male sex substitute.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


vibrator is not the real thing !!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19315397

youre right, its better
Manu-Koelbren

User ID: 1312616
Spain
01/02/2013 10:27 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
Polly Urethane its such a pretty name. Wish I could find that whole song online its fucking hilarious.

Be patient guys , stack away some chocolate , hard candy , coffee , tobbacco and cheap powdered formula , midol , tampons etc.

Them bitches will take it ass to mouth for formula to feed their squaling missng links in the not too distant future.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31085156


chuckle
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


You know what's worse, when TSHTF women will be whining about why men don't protect them from the gangs and scavengers. They won't remember anything else of equal rights or any of that.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
Manu-Koelbren

User ID: 1312616
Spain
01/02/2013 10:27 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
I feel sorry for men who want to have sex but can't get it. It is super easy for me to get sex as a woman. For free. :) But I am interested in love as well, and that is much harder.
But even if I just wanted to stay single, and not sleep with anyone, a vibrator is much cheaper than a fleshlight, a hooker, or any other male sex substitute.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


vibrator is not the real thing !!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19315397

youre right, its better
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31352237



Can you expound on that?
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 22022484
United States
01/02/2013 10:29 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
OP likes male hookers
 Quoting: CatBTX


weirdo
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31352237
United Kingdom
01/02/2013 10:30 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
you men don't realize how damaging your words are.
every time you say/write nasty things about women, you create more division between the sexes. you are personally responsible for fewer men getting laid.
of course the same thing goes for women. but there are far fewer women who hate men here at glp than the hordes and hordes of men who hate women here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


pretty much, they are victims of their own whineyness

OP, like many, many men before him, are clearly bitter little men who either got dumped or played or just cant find anyone to fuck him

cant think why any of these men would have any women problems whatsoever, tis a mystery hmm
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31352237
United Kingdom
01/02/2013 10:32 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
I feel sorry for men who want to have sex but can't get it. It is super easy for me to get sex as a woman. For free. :) But I am interested in love as well, and that is much harder.
But even if I just wanted to stay single, and not sleep with anyone, a vibrator is much cheaper than a fleshlight, a hooker, or any other male sex substitute.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


vibrator is not the real thing !!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19315397

youre right, its better
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31352237



Can you expound on that?
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


less hassle. does exactly what you want, when you want. doesnt demand a sandwich
Crackerman

User ID: 26860321
United States
01/02/2013 10:35 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
getting with a hooker now and then has probably saved me time, money and mental pain.

i just always cover up but i live in a small city not some cesspool like NY or LA

then when I meet a chick i like i'm not all horned up. Or see a super hot babe and put up with her shit for sex.. i'v have had way better
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30967869


Your a smart person.
"Fuck is a good word, it covers a lot of shit."
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 19004483
United States
01/02/2013 10:39 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
you men don't realize how damaging your words are.
every time you say/write nasty things about women, you create more division between the sexes. you are personally responsible for fewer men getting laid.
of course the same thing goes for women. but there are far fewer women who hate men here at glp than the hordes and hordes of men who hate women here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


pretty much, they are victims of their own whineyness

OP, like many, many men before him, are clearly bitter little men who either got dumped or played or just cant find anyone to fuck him

cant think why any of these men would have any women problems whatsoever, tis a mystery hmm
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31352237


Its an agenda honey.

And its not Human.

You see, the ones that rule this planet(not Human) have some problems they need to fix.

It is going to cost you your womb, and those little dinkies you like so much.

I have never understood Human sexual relations. Disgusting. Animals you all are.

So anyway, those problems are going to be solved. Testosterone and Estrogen have been the leading problems in Human intersexual relations for a long time.

(snicker) Why do you think all receipts have Estrogen on them, and saturated into the paper? lol.

No honey, when the World wide ban on having children, and then the genetic alterations of your reproductive systems are implemented, you, and all the boys, are going to choke on your words.

Like a hive, some Women will be kept intact naturally for breading purposes, but before birth, the genetic modifications will be introduced, before cell division happens.

NO wombs from then on, and the dicks will be impotently limp.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31352237
United Kingdom
01/02/2013 10:41 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
ya know, we all know about the serial killers, the prostitute murderers, the women-killers, the rapists. we see it on the news. ive never experienced it though, and just sort of thought of it as a rare thing that only rare, evil men did

but after spending some time here, and seeing the copious, awful, misogynistic crap posted here all day everyday, seems that anonymity has given vent to, well, mens need to vent

not just your usual bitching, no. nasty, scary stuff. stuff that really should get you arrested for inciting hatred

clearly there are far more psychologically damaged men out there than you would think

this place is a real eye-opener
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 19004483
United States
01/02/2013 10:45 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
ya know, we all know about the serial killers, the prostitute murderers, the women-killers, the rapists. we see it on the news. ive never experienced it though, and just sort of thought of it as a rare thing that only rare, evil men did

but after spending some time here, and seeing the copious, awful, misogynistic crap posted here all day everyday, seems that anonymity has given vent to, well, mens need to vent

not just your usual bitching, no. nasty, scary stuff. stuff that really should get you arrested for inciting hatred

clearly there are far more psychologically damaged men out there than you would think

this place is a real eye-opener
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31352237


Not all is what it appears.

Not everyone here is Human.

Not everyone here has a "sex".

You need to get out more, and look around, and see what is really going on.

You are being taken over, not overtly, but by subtle means.

Your DNA.

DNA for some is worth more than all the Gold and Diamonds you lust after so much.
JJJ
User ID: 22912311
United States
01/02/2013 10:46 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
At least you know hookers are after your money.

At least hookers will give you sex.

Hookers will not be offended when you compliment them.

Hookers will not fuck with your head.

Hookers do not think they are better than you just because they have a vagina.

Seriously, women need help.

Its a long, slow, slide into insanity.

And you ladies have front row seats on the bus.
 Quoting: SE7EN 30769075


Those who are failures as men are into hookers, and real men are into real women.

It's as simple as that.
Manu-Koelbren

User ID: 1312616
Spain
01/02/2013 10:48 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
ya know, we all know about the serial killers, the prostitute murderers, the women-killers, the rapists. we see it on the news. ive never experienced it though, and just sort of thought of it as a rare thing that only rare, evil men did

but after spending some time here, and seeing the copious, awful, misogynistic crap posted here all day everyday, seems that anonymity has given vent to, well, mens need to vent

not just your usual bitching, no. nasty, scary stuff. stuff that really should get you arrested for inciting hatred

clearly there are far more psychologically damaged men out there than you would think

this place is a real eye-opener
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31352237


Well you have to understand, we live in a world that sexually objectifies women and publicize them on the media like a commodity. When you go to the real world you have a lot of men who are not desirable as mates or sexual partners, yet these man are also exposed to the sexualization of society. It's normal some of these men recur to paying for sex, just like the product they're being advertised with, just like ordering a goddamn pizza. Be thankful that they do that and not vent their impotence by killing and raping.

Those of you who criticize these men are hypocrites, because you expect them to get laid somehow yet will refuse them yourselves. Thus leave people alone, if whores offer a service and some men pay for them no one gets hurt, it's a voluntary contract.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31346699
Canada
01/02/2013 10:52 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
Get one of these,best investment you'll ever make! [link to www.google.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31341955


Base model $6K. Does it swallow? ;)
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31346699
Canada
01/02/2013 10:53 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
At least you know hookers are after your money.

At least hookers will give you sex.

Hookers will not be offended when you compliment them.

Hookers will not fuck with your head.

Hookers do not think they are better than you just because they have a vagina.

Seriously, women need help.

Its a long, slow, slide into insanity.

And you ladies have front row seats on the bus.
 Quoting: SE7EN 30769075


Those who are failures as men are into hookers, and real men are into real women.

It's as simple as that.
 Quoting: JJJ 22912311


bsflag you sanctimonious prick!
Seer777
Ride the wings of the mind

User ID: 31248385
United States
01/02/2013 10:54 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
At least you know hookers are after your money.

At least hookers will give you sex.

Hookers will not be offended when you compliment them.

Hookers will not fuck with your head.

Hookers do not think they are better than you just because they have a vagina.

Seriously, women need help.

Its a long, slow, slide into insanity.

And you ladies have front row seats on the bus.
 Quoting: SE7EN 30769075


Perhaps you should attempt to think with your other head.

As no woman in her right Mind would give a Man who believes as such the time of day.

From a mile away...

rolleyes
Difficulties strengthen the Mind as labor does the body...
~Seneca
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1420811
United States
01/02/2013 10:54 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
Get one of these,best investment you'll ever make! [link to www.google.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31341955


imagine making reservations for dinner for two at a 5 star resteraunt and lugging that thing in with you.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


No, imagine making one reservation, eating the food for half price and not having to drag any woman with you at all.
Manu-Koelbren

User ID: 1312616
Spain
01/02/2013 10:56 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
Also it's not only the media that sexualizes women, women themselves go out in the streets in a manner that activates men's sexual biological receptors big time, creating a need that has to be relieved somehow.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31352529
United States
01/02/2013 11:01 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
you men don't realize how damaging your words are.
every time you say/write nasty things about women, you create more division between the sexes. you are personally responsible for fewer men getting laid.
of course the same thing goes for women. but there are far fewer women who hate men here at glp than the hordes and hordes of men who hate women here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742




And they complain that they can't "find love"
The ones who disrespect women the most call them whores; not realizing of course that males can be whores also
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31366976
United States
01/02/2013 11:04 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
because hookers do a really good job. and they take pride in their work.
New Age Messiah

User ID: 9993365
United States
01/02/2013 11:05 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
I like Sandy Hookers.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31311573
Australia
01/02/2013 11:07 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
Sleeping with a hooker is like sharing the same vagina with hundreds of other penises. They are used and worn out with no tread left on the tyres.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31311573


Worn out? haha regular women fuck themselves with dildos way bigger than your penis every night, what different is that from taking an average cock with a condom? And besides which women out there in the dating market hasn't been screwed over and over already? show me your virgins mr Allah lmao
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


The fact is, most hookers are drug addicts and are only supporting their habit. They have a lot of mental and psychological issues hence the reason they prostitute themselves to dirty men like yourself who see a woman as an object and not a human being.

I'm not saying all women are virgins, but statistically speaking, a hooker is more likely to give you an STD.
Manu-Koelbren

User ID: 1312616
Spain
01/02/2013 11:09 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
[link to i.dailymail.co.uk]

This is Ms modern liberated woman. She goes out to the street dressed like a whore, gets piss drunk and flaunts her sexuality to every male stimulating their natural sexual biological receptors. But of course this woman will attract many sexually interested males of which possibly the vast majority will be below her zone of sexual acceptance.

So what happens with all the rejected males? Most of them are low IQ individuals, lacking self control and educated in a materialistic society that foments intoxication and degeneracy. These males with a sexually stimulated psyche AND organism will need to find an outlet for their horniness. Where do they find it? If they have prostitutes freely available they will pay for their services, otherwise they may feel like taking someone's sexual favors by force.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 27489647
United States
01/02/2013 11:09 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
OP likes male hookers
 Quoting: CatBTX


pimping male hookers is way better than pimping females.
alot less static. most of the males are a class above in maturity.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31311573
Australia
01/02/2013 11:10 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why hookers are better than women.
At least you know hookers are after your money.

At least hookers will give you sex.

Hookers will not be offended when you compliment them.

Hookers will not fuck with your head.

Hookers do not think they are better than you just because they have a vagina.

Seriously, women need help.

Its a long, slow, slide into insanity.

And you ladies have front row seats on the bus.
 Quoting: SE7EN 30769075


Those who are failures as men are into hookers, and real men are into real women.

It's as simple as that.
 Quoting: JJJ 22912311


clappa

News