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Why hookers are better than women.

 
SE7EN (OP)
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I sleep much better at night knowing I don't have a gold digger in my house plotting how to take everything away from me.
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that's why Jesus befriended one
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Jesus befriended a male hooker?
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well 12 of those and one female whore
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Make a hooker your girlfriend. All the good qualities for free.
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01/03/2013 05:56 AM
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i think you'll find that hookers often ARE women...

wtf
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01/03/2013 06:00 AM
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Hookers are women unless it is a male prostitute or a transvestite you are referring to.
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I feel sorry for men who want to have sex but can't get it. It is super easy for me to get sex as a woman. For free. :) But I am interested in love as well, and that is much harder.
But even if I just wanted to stay single, and not sleep with anyone, a vibrator is much cheaper than a fleshlight, a hooker, or any other male sex substitute.
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Sometimes women just want no-strings-attached sex, like our Canadian friend here admits, but any time there's a high-value man involved, one who they think they might want for more than just a cheap fuck, some type of financial transaction immediately becomes part of the equation. Women will deny it all day long, but they become immediately interested in what he does for a living, how much money he has, if he'll be able to make more in the future, etc. The distinction between "women" and "hookers" is becoming blurred, as women's hypergamous nature goes into overdrive, fueled by fucked-up Western media that turns them all into whores and gold diggers. I personally have no interest in hookers myself -- seducing women has always been one of my favorite sports -- but I definitely get OP's point. Learning to accept women's true nature takes time, but it's necessary if a man is going to come to terms with his relationship with them (and rid himself of the desire to ever marry one). I think Mencken said it best: "Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another."
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you men don't realize how damaging your words are.
every time you say/write nasty things about women, you create more division between the sexes. you are personally responsible for fewer men getting laid.
of course the same thing goes for women. but there are far fewer women who hate men here at glp than the hordes and hordes of men who hate women here.
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Don't confuse acceptance of reality for misogyny. Most of us don't hate women, we just understand their agenda and want no part of it. And a man who understands a woman's agenda actually gets laid far more often than a man who doesn't; the man who understands a woman's agenda learns game so he can use it to his advantage.
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01/03/2013 06:49 AM
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Get one of these,best investment you'll ever make! [link to www.google.com]
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One on the way as we speak.
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They make 'em with dicks?

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Good for you!

damned
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01/03/2013 07:24 AM
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Anyone that buys one of these dolls is a total loser..Enjoy cleaning it!
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01/03/2013 07:25 AM
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11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.


Nothing says true love with devotion like sharing shit slime licked off balls and ass with that special person in a frenchy kiss
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damned

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01/03/2013 07:41 AM
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I hear what OP says and it's taken me 60 circles to realise how much I was mesmerised by various women during the course of that time and now all these years later I am free and shooting posable blanks.

Ah the power of the Pussy is mightier than the Sea.

It's a big thing when you look into it, If you can bear the smell. ;)
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01/03/2013 07:59 AM
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As a female I can't advise but...my husband swears he is a slut. Works out well for us. chuckle
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I HATE THEM IM A GIRL AND THEY ARE DIRTY FILTHY THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT EXIST HOW WOULD THEY LIKE IT IF WE FUKKKED THEIR PARTNERS!!!THEY ARE NOTHING BUT LOWLIFE SCUM OF THE EARTH THAT ARE GOIN TO BURN IN HELL WHERE THEY BELONG DIRTY SMELLY AIDS BITCHES!!!AND AS FOR CONDOMS THEY ARE NOT 100% YUKKK MAKES ME SIK EVEN THINKING BOUT THESE MOLES!!!AND I WAS READING WHY THEY DONT KISS I THINK ITS ONLY THE ASAIN ONES ITS CAUSE THEY ARE TO SHY GIGGELY N WEIRD THATS WAT I THINK ANYHOW DIRTY FILTHY BAGS!!!!!
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01/03/2013 08:03 AM
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Hookers are women, unless you're having sex with a man, then you're title's inaccurate and misleading.
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01/03/2013 08:05 AM
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Are you talking about male hookers? Because otherwise, if they're female, in case you haven't noticed, hookers are women too.
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Top Eleven Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Men

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.

3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.

4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.

5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)

7. You can train a dog.

8. Dogs are easy to buy for.

9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.

10. Dogs understand what "no" means.

11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
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Men no longer need a womb to have babies. Women no longer need sperm. The only reason thus far a War between the sexes has not broke out, was the perpetuation of the species.

Better start getting in shape, learning hand to hand, and how to shot straight.

Like it or not, its coming.
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Actually, a woman does need sperm. How else will the egg get fertilized? What they don't need is the natural injection method
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[link to www.geekosystem.com]

Like I said "ape", we are way ahead of you. The work done in secret would shake you to your core.
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I can see that you're way ahead, because an advanced being has to resort to name calling. I'm impressed! Show your incredible wisdom by insulting people on the internet like a cyber coward! Oh teach me wise one!
"There's always a cost for letting your guard down"
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01/03/2013 08:36 AM
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Top Eleven Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Men

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.

3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.

4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.

5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)

7. You can train a dog.

8. Dogs are easy to buy for.

9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.

10. Dogs understand what "no" means.

11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30908887


Hey damnit, I'm easy to buy for!! LOL!!!
"Fuck is a good word, it covers a lot of shit."
Manu-Koelbren

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01/03/2013 06:14 PM
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Worn out? haha regular women fuck themselves with dildos way bigger than your penis every night, what different is that from taking an average cock with a condom? And besides which women out there in the dating market hasn't been screwed over and over already? show me your virgins mr Allah lmao
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The fact is, most hookers are drug addicts and are only supporting their habit. They have a lot of mental and psychological issues hence the reason they prostitute themselves to dirty men like yourself who see a woman as an object and not a human being.

I'm not saying all women are virgins, but statistically speaking, a hooker is more likely to give you an STD.
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STD's are transmitted by unprotected sex, you're much more likely to get one from some chick you met on a club who might have been blowing some dude just a few minutes before french kissing you, than a hooker that won't have any sexual contact without a condom.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren

Just so you know, condoms can break or slip off.
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Well good luck finding yourself a virgin then, as all women have been fucking around before you get to them. At least with hookers you know for sure they used a condom (as they're not usually suicidal), the regular chicks begin fucking without condoms whenever they fuck a guy more than a couple times because they "already know him" chuckle
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01/03/2013 06:31 PM
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you men don't realize how damaging your words are.
every time you say/write nasty things about women, you create more division between the sexes. you are personally responsible for fewer men getting laid.
of course the same thing goes for women. but there are far fewer women who hate men here at glp than the hordes and hordes of men who hate women here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


Don't confuse acceptance of reality for misogyny. Most of us don't hate women, we just understand their agenda and want no part of it. And a man who understands a woman's agenda actually gets laid far more often than a man who doesn't; the man who understands a woman's agenda learns game so he can use it to his advantage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31354160


your comment does not address how men communicate about women. of course, men can hold all sorts of opinions about their perspective on a woman's 'agenda', and not hate women. misogyny is hatred of women. and a lot of men here at glp hate women. it comes through in their language. it has come through in this thread.
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I feel sorry for men who want to have sex but can't get it. It is super easy for me to get sex as a woman. For free. :) But I am interested in love as well, and that is much harder.
But even if I just wanted to stay single, and not sleep with anyone, a vibrator is much cheaper than a fleshlight, a hooker, or any other male sex substitute.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


Sometimes women just want no-strings-attached sex, like our Canadian friend here admits, but any time there's a high-value man involved, one who they think they might want for more than just a cheap fuck, some type of financial transaction immediately becomes part of the equation. Women will deny it all day long, but they become immediately interested in what he does for a living, how much money he has, if he'll be able to make more in the future, etc. The distinction between "women" and "hookers" is becoming blurred, as women's hypergamous nature goes into overdrive, fueled by fucked-up Western media that turns them all into whores and gold diggers. I personally have no interest in hookers myself -- seducing women has always been one of my favorite sports -- but I definitely get OP's point. Learning to accept women's true nature takes time, but it's necessary if a man is going to come to terms with his relationship with them (and rid himself of the desire to ever marry one). I think Mencken said it best: "Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another."
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i think you are being disingenious here senor argentina.
i am sure that we can both agree that men look for health and beauty in women. women look for ability to provide and keep safe in men. it is a biological need.

are all men superficial assholes because they are more attracted to youth and beauty?

yes, some shallow women put more emphasis on money and prestige. just as some shallow men put more emphasis on certain female body parts, and very specific looks.

but not all men nor women are superficial and shallow.
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hookers vs. women? Guess OP likes guy hookers.

Well, everyone to his own taste.
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I feel sorry for men who want to have sex but can't get it. It is super easy for me to get sex as a woman. For free. :) But I am interested in love as well, and that is much harder.
But even if I just wanted to stay single, and not sleep with anyone, a vibrator is much cheaper than a fleshlight, a hooker, or any other male sex substitute.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


Sometimes women just want no-strings-attached sex, like our Canadian friend here admits, but any time there's a high-value man involved, one who they think they might want for more than just a cheap fuck, some type of financial transaction immediately becomes part of the equation. Women will deny it all day long, but they become immediately interested in what he does for a living, how much money he has, if he'll be able to make more in the future, etc. The distinction between "women" and "hookers" is becoming blurred, as women's hypergamous nature goes into overdrive, fueled by fucked-up Western media that turns them all into whores and gold diggers. I personally have no interest in hookers myself -- seducing women has always been one of my favorite sports -- but I definitely get OP's point. Learning to accept women's true nature takes time, but it's necessary if a man is going to come to terms with his relationship with them (and rid himself of the desire to ever marry one). I think Mencken said it best: "Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31354160

i think you are being disingenious here senor argentina.
i am sure that we can both agree that men look for health and beauty in women. women look for ability to provide and keep safe in men. it is a biological need.

are all men superficial assholes because they are more attracted to youth and beauty?

yes, some shallow women put more emphasis on money and prestige. just as some shallow men put more emphasis on certain female body parts, and very specific looks.

but not all men nor women are superficial and shallow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


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You lads wanna believe this....if had I had no morals I swear Id take all your money and buy your houses......dumb fucks.....down there for dancing.....up there for thinking.....

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You lads wanna believe this....if had I had no morals I swear Id take all your money and buy your houses......dumb fucks.....down there for dancing.....up there for thinking.....
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Superficial and shallow!
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Hookers will never try to get themselves pregnant so they can ruin your life.
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Hookers will never try to get themselves pregnant so they can ruin your life.
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Another excellent point. Not only do I know women who married their husbands solely because they made a certain amount of money (love was not part of the equation in any way, as the women admitted to me), but I even know a couple who married and divorced MULTIPLE guys in order to get even MORE money. Why do you think those chicks who wrote that "Rules" book sold so many copies? They were teaching women how to fuck with a man's head so they could "hook" him. And I forgot about the cases where women try to get pregnant so they can steal a bunch of money from the guy that way.

I dated a girl in the U.S. who had dated a famous athlete before I started dating her, and she actually had the gall to tell me that she was sorry he always wore condoms when they had sex, that she wanted to get pregnant so she'd never have to work again (since then she'd be getting child support from him). I am NOT kidding. I was like blink
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Jesus, if some of you men really beleive this shit and are not joking, I am sorry. You are the ones who have hate now due to you choosing the wrong women and now blame them all? What bull shit. Grow a pair and take some responsibility. I mean to each their own, if you like whores, that's your prerogative, but no need to bad mouth all woman because of your own mistakes. I love woman, not whores.
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win the mega millions, and this is the way to go

different high class hooker, every week till you croak.

5a
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i think you'll find that hookers often ARE women...

wtf
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yes, but a woman under a temp contract.

once your finished, shake hands, (then wash them) and that's it!
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If men were treated better by their women wouldn't be any reason for hookers. ;). When I see a young guy getting married I think, boy, is he fucking up. Women outnumber men ten to one. You better be on your game ladies.peace

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