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TSA screening results

 
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TSA screening results
FULL BODY SCANS AT THE AIRPORT:

The T.S.A. disclosed the Airport Screening Results

October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates
8,249

Breast Implants 59,351

Natural Blondes 3

It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.
Thought you'd like to know.dance
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Re: TSA screening results
Just as I suspected.
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