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Absolute proof the Bible is a LIE.

 
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I do believe I answered this thread a few pages with the current Pope's addressing of this very issue.

Here is a small excerpt from the book I was talking about:

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You scoffers and mockers have been warned about what happens to you if you don't wake up! You demons leap for joy anytime some moron thinks he's smarter than God and points out something that he THINKS mean God doesn't exist. LOL You're an egotistical lot as dumb as a bag of hammers but maybe just maybe some of you can figure it out that YOU don't have all the answers by the time you die. Many of you will burn because you just aren't smart enough to know that atheism was created by the Devil to fool you into turning against God. Your really just can't fix STUPID.

But for those of you that might still be able to figure it out. Here's a couple of videos to chew on.

Ron Wyatt Converts Every Israeli Scientist who examines the blood of Jesus! It is found this blood has the normal 23 chromosomes by the mother but only ONE chromosome from the father. This is the blood of Jesus and his father was God. Maybe this will wake a few up.

[link to www.youtube.com]




Also, here's another one that proves that YES Moses did part the RED SEA with the help of Jesus and YES they found the remains of the chariots at the bottom of the Red Sea all in a line exactly where God told Ron where to look.

[link to www.youtube.com]



Oh and don't forget Ron also found Noah's Ark and guess what - it was EXACTLY the size as described in the Bible when he measured it with ground penetrating radar - down to the INCH!


So before you lick the boots of Satan and burn in hell you MIGHT want to seriously wake up! The Bible has been proven accurate again and again. Over 300 prophesies foretelling the coming of Jesus written before he arrived came true too!

Again I know there will be the demonically controlled that will fly the BS flag but you won't be able to fly the BS when you are in hell if you don't wake up.
I want you to wake up!
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itis the seed that makes the blood in the egg.

So you see, it was the seed in the egg of Mary's womb that made the saving blood of Jesus the Christ.

That seed, of Father, could have been planted in Eve and carried and passed from mother to daughter for hundreds of years, before it penetrated that egg. Or the egg was fertilized and lay dorment in the ovary and carried an passed from mother to daughters for hundreds of years before dropping into the womb to grow.

This would explain why Father was obsessed with the genealogic line of Adam and Eve, plus each womb couldnot be contaminated until Jesus was born and out, away and gone.
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It's called the Godhead. The Hebrew word 'Elohim' is both singular and plural, referring to the Godhead of the Father and Jesus Christ. Both were involved in the act of Creation, however, it was Jesus Christ who spoke the words and formed man.

In other words, absolute proof one should think before he speaks.
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" it was Jesus Christ who spoke the words and formed man."

How ?, seeing as Jesus didnt turm up untill the New testament you idiot.
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A missing page has been found and reads:

"All characters in this book are purely fictional and should not be taken as gospel as this action will render you a moron" loser
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A missing page has been found and reads:

"All characters in this book are purely fictional and should not be taken as gospel as this action will render you a moron" loser
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If that helps you sleep at night go right ahead. I'm going to go with they knew what they were talking about.

Joh:21:24:
This is the disciple which testifieth of these things,
and wrote these things:
and we know that his testimony is true.
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A missing page has been found and reads:

"All characters in this book are purely fictional and should not be taken as gospel as this action will render you a moron" loser
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If that helps you sleep at night go right ahead. I'm going to go with they knew what they were talking about.

Joh:21:24:
This is the disciple which testifieth of these things,
and wrote these things:
and we know that his testimony is true.
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Thank you... I feel so much better now....
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Jeremiah 3:12: ... for I am merciful, saith the Lord, and I will not keep anger forever.

hmm....



Jeremiah 17:4: Ye have kindled a fire in mine anger, which shall burn forever.
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Genesis (Bereshit) 1:1 to 2:4 the elohim (plural) gods created everything including man and rested.

Starting with 2:4 a brand new god (singular) makes a man out of the dust of the earth and a woman out of his rib...you all know the story.

How is this possible?

Why does the preacher NEVER touch on this. EVER. Go read it for yourself it will only take a few minutes and you will be amazed. There are two completely different creation stories. I do not think anyone has ever posted on this contradiction. Which story is right or are they both lies. If the Bible is a LIE from the first few words at the get-go in Genesis, can you accept anything at all coming after?

Please, do me a big favor and go read the first two chapters and tell me what you think. I would appreciate it.
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I am sorry if someone else has posted this to this thread as i didn't have the time to read more than your original post, but I would ask you to read the Book of Enoch. It's an apocryphal text, eight copies of this book were found amongst the Dead Sea Scrolls, and after reading it you will see why it was not included in the "version" of the Bible found in most of our homes today. It should be the first book of the Bible. Please read it... it will explain everything...

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WOW, just WOW! I watched the first video about the blood of Jesus and the Ark being found. I even went to that guy's website. I was stunned. I started shaking. My whole body was shaking. There were tears in my eyes...yes, I was laughing that hard! :-D Nah, I wasn't laughing really, I was more...sad. I saw and heard not the tiniest skerrick of CREDIBLE evidence for a single claim out of that Indiana Jonezzezez (of Middle Eastern biblical archaeology and sheeyat) mouth. Just HIS word that it is all so. What lab in Israel? What are the names of these scientists that examined this miracle blood? Can they be contacted to verify, well, ANYTHING this snake oil salesman is selling? Where is the blood sample now? Has it been shared with other IMPARTIAL scientists specialising in genetics, to be examined? Peer reviewed data/evaluations/reports? Same for the Ark? No? No? No to everything? It even says on Wyatt’s OWN website (BY HIS WIFE’s STATEMENT) that there is NO PROOF WHATSOEVER of claims on the Ark etc, except from Mr. Honest’s, buy my sweet DVDs and cure all Jeebus oil, Wyatt. And then there were Somatids. AMAZING! AMAZING BUNK science, or perhaps pseudo science is more apt. What do they teach the kids at university these days? Why don’t they know about Somatids? I mean, that BRILLIANT guy was able to show them at only 1000x magnification with tricky lighting, why hasn’t anyone else found them...I mean, someone credible and QUALIFIED to comment on such things. So the water that was used to prepare the slides was sterile huh? Well, if that dude says so, must be true, no need to check. It looked like a drop of water with water borne bacteria and whatever to me – perfectly normal stuff. There may have been an Amoeba in there – was that you? :-P If this is the HARD HITTING, QUALITY, CREAM OF THE CROP, MIND-BLOWING >PROOF< that you offer up to silence the nay-sayers...well...I only see proof that believers of this drivel are as dumb as an Antonov AN-225 filled to capacity with hammers dipped in Jee-zus! freak shit, sprinkled with !GOLD SHAVINGS FROM THE ARK! magic fairy dust ™.

While I’m here with my holy, anti-JEEEEZUS! freak ray-gun of truth, I see another problem with some Jee-zus! freak comments about what us non-believers think. Wow, looks like you guys are mind readers too :-O I didn’t see anyone say “I AM SMARTER THAN GOD”. I know I didn’t. Where did I say that I am an atheist? I’m actually an Agnostic, douche man. Do you know what that is? Prolly not, google it ;-) I don’t claim to know FOR CERTAIN, AMEN!, that there is NO supreme type being, NO SOUL, no consciousness after physical death and so on. I see pretty credible evidence for some of these things, but not from the bible or other religions that have all the answers, don’t ya know! I have an open mind and am humble enough to say that there are a lot of interesting possibilities regarding “spiritual” matters, which may well one day be part of known human knowledge/science. What will the tele-evangelists do then? I guess they’ll have their drugs and gay male prostitute hobby to fall back on?

It’s human nature to seek knowledge, and the wise one says “I’m still searching, and I want to know more.” It’s the height of ignorance and stupidity to say “I HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS RIGHT HERE! STOP LOOKING! AMEN TIMES TEN!”

That lake of fire sounds mighty nice :-) I will bring marshmallows and other assorted treats to snack on. PLEASE, someone remember to bring the cookies! Oh, and don’t forget the holy Twinkies! AAAAAA-FUCKING-MEEEEEN BROTHAS AND SISTAS!

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hbird Jer 5:31 The prophets prophesy falsely, and the priests bear rule by their means; and my people love [to have it] so: and what will ye do in the end thereof?
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I am sorry if someone else has posted this to this thread as i didn't have the time to read more than your original post, but I would ask you to read the Book of Enoch. It's an apocryphal text, eight copies of this book were found amongst the Dead Sea Scrolls, and after reading it you will see why it was not included in the "version" of the Bible found in most of our homes today. It should be the first book of the Bible. Please read it... it will explain everything...


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How is a few chapters that expand on what Jude covers and one chapter on the Son of Man going to clear things up. Enoch was left out because it was too large for the value of the information it contained. Revelation can be applied to the OT and the NT, whys do Jews reject it if the author was a disciple of John the Baptist?
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Thank you all for repeatedly introducing Jehovah into the conversation. You must like the letter J. Did you know that there is NO letter J in the hebrew alphabet. That's right, no J. It does not exist. Not now, not ever. No letter J.
The old testament is written in hebrew. There is no J in hebrew. Therefore there is NO JEHOVAH. Got it?
Does this information make you think?
Are you capable of rational thought?
Are you pissed off at religion for LYING to you?
Are you guilty as hell for spreading the LIE, also?
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Now, many of you keep mentioning Jesus. What language did this Jesus speak. Yes, predominately hebrew as he was a hebrew. Let me ask you this...since there is No J in the hebrew language, how did he get this name? Is this not another LIE that has been perpetuated? Should you not be totally pissed off at being LIED to?
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How 'bout John, Jeremiah, Joshua, Jude and on and on.
Since there is No J in hebrew how did these names come about. This is so simple and basic. If they cannot even translate the right names for these characters it it all a bunch of hookum and a bunch of LIES.
Does it irritate you to have been lied to all these years?
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pathetic little grasshopper you are OP. lost.
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Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one. This is your opinion of OP. Do not get confused by the facts, kill the messenger.
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Without trudging through 12 pages of bollocks I'm just going to wade in and give my 2 pennies.

People have a right to believe or not believe whatever they want, that said OP - this was a bait post and a fruitless one - you aren't going to change anyone's mind, people will find out things and decide for themselves.

To the Christians and agno/atheiests, it works both ways, believe what you want and I'll believe what I want - there is no need to de-respect or overzealously defend or condemn.

Count your blessings, empathize and relax.
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Again, kill the messenger. This one presented facts for discussion, not emotional trite phrases. Certainly you do not want to be confused by facts or participate in an open discussion. You make the statement "people will find out things and decide for themselves". Perhaps this thread will help them to "find out things". Is that not what communication is all about? Did you "find out" anything at all on this thread or is your mind so closed it cannot?
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Genesis (Bereshit) 1:1 to 2:4 the elohim (plural) gods created everything including man and rested.

Starting with 2:4 a brand new god (singular) makes a man out of the dust of the earth and a woman out of his rib...you all know the story.

How is this possible?

Why does the preacher NEVER touch on this. EVER. Go read it for yourself it will only take a few minutes and you will be amazed. There are two completely different creation stories. I do not think anyone has ever posted on this contradiction. Which story is right or are they both lies. If the Bible is a LIE from the first few words at the get-go in Genesis, can you accept anything at all coming after?

Please, do me a big favor and go read the first two chapters and tell me what you think. I would appreciate it.
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The answer is dead simple.

In Genesis 1:1 to Genesis 2:4 mankind is created by God and his angels.

In the beginning of Genesis 2 God rests.

AND AFTER God had rested, He creates Adam. This was approximately 6,000 years ago.

The biggest lie is that Adam was the first created man.

He was not.

Once you realize this, the whole artificially created conflict between creationism and evolution disappears.

Unfortunately most people won't find out this truth for themselves, because they were not meant to.

Yahshua spoke in parables for a reason and that reason is that only those that possess the holy spirit that was blown into the nostrils of Adam would understand.

OP know this. You were not meant to understand the truth, for the truth does not lie within you. Now go and be all you can be, whether it is good or evil.
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Unfortunately, I have to live in a society with other people. History is replete with accounts of torture and death to others that do not go along with the bible and their belief in it.
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So did you figure straightening out corrupt religion was easier than straightening out corrupt Governments or the corrupt money-changers. If the RCC and the Evangelical Christians agree on their definition of the trinity then the you have a increase in the number that are in the 'wrong' isle, God will straighten that out. Peter thought saving Jesus from the cross was part of 'a better plan', obviously it wasn't or Jesus would not have stopped him. If God says there will be false christians around until the very end are you trying to 'improve the plan'?
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Add one more to the list that cannot or will not participate in a discussion of literature and facts. If you cannot present pertinent information or rebuttal, attack the messenger personally. Hey man, I do not wish to "straighten" out anyone or anything. I am having a discussion of literature here talking about the first few words of the bible. You got a problem with that?
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Now, many of you keep mentioning Jesus. What language did this Jesus speak. Yes, predominately hebrew as he was a hebrew. Let me ask you this...since there is No J in the hebrew language, how did he get this name? Is this not another LIE that has been perpetuated? Should you not be totally pissed off at being LIED to?
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His name in Hebrew is Yahshua.
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OP know this. You were not meant to understand the truth, for the truth does not lie within you. Now go and be all you can be, whether it is good or evil.

Add another to the list. How fucking dare you Judge me. You offer Your opinion. Your opinion is faulty. Man was created six thousand years ago, you say. Horseshit and poppycock. Go get educated before you judge someone else.
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How 'bout John, Jeremiah, Joshua, Jude and on and on.
Since there is No J in hebrew how did these names come about. This is so simple and basic. If they cannot even translate the right names for these characters it it all a bunch of hookum and a bunch of LIES.
Does it irritate you to have been lied to all these years?
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You are like a lost child.

Here for example is John's name in Hebrew.
[link to www.blueletterbible.org]
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OP know this. You were not meant to understand the truth, for the truth does not lie within you. Now go and be all you can be, whether it is good or evil.

Add another to the list. How fucking dare you Judge me. You offer Your opinion. Your opinion is faulty. Man was created six thousand years ago, you say. Horseshit and poppycock. Go get educated before you judge someone else.
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Are you a fawking moron.

Where did I say mankind was created 6,000 years ago? Can you not read you fucking poes?

hahahaha

Read my post again you dumb cunt.

Mankind was created millions of years ago.

Adam was only created 6,000 years ago.

Adam was not the first man.

Fawking scum like you will burn, because it has been foretold.

hahahahaha

I'll be laughing, because YOU, you deserve it.
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Genesis (Bereshit) 1:1 to 2:4 the elohim (plural) gods created everything including man and rested.

Starting with 2:4 a brand new god (singular) makes a man out of the dust of the earth and a woman out of his rib...you all know the story.

How is this possible?

Why does the preacher NEVER touch on this. EVER. Go read it for yourself it will only take a few minutes and you will be amazed. There are two completely different creation stories. I do not think anyone has ever posted on this contradiction. Which story is right or are they both lies. If the Bible is a LIE from the first few words at the get-go in Genesis, can you accept anything at all coming after?

Please, do me a big favor and go read the first two chapters and tell me what you think. I would appreciate it.
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the bible isn't a lie - its just not what all the 'shheple-religitards' believe it is.

simply put the old testament is a catalogue of very advanced technology - the new testament is the instructions on how to use it.

we are talking electro- conductive time-shifting magnetics and cellular rejuvination warp phase-shifting and the ability to act like what we perceive 'god' to be the control of nature itself
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pathetic little grasshopper you are OP. lost.
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Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one. This is your opinion of OP. Do not get confused by the facts, kill the messenger.
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Fact is that you have an asshole for a soul.

FACT, you fawking EDOMITE.
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Thank you all for repeatedly introducing Jehovah into the conversation. You must like the letter J. Did you know that there is NO letter J in the hebrew alphabet. That's right, no J. It does not exist. Not now, not ever. No letter J.
The old testament is written in hebrew. There is no J in hebrew. Therefore there is NO JEHOVAH. Got it?
Does this information make you think?
Are you capable of rational thought?
Are you pissed off at religion for LYING to you?
Are you guilty as hell for spreading the LIE, also?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23761823


So fawking what? There were no letter J. The original letter used before J was Y.

Fawk you make a point and that point only serves to highlight your own stupidity.

Why don't you kill yourself you Edomitic piece of shit?

I have no sympathy with your kind. Yahshua brings the sword next time round and this is to kill your kind.
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this is your lucky day guys, you're finally gonna know the truth about the bible
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In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there
was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas.

The Bible says,'The Lord thy God is one,' but I think He must be a lot older than that. Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' and someone did.

Then God made the world. He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked,but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet.

Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden .....Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars.

Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel.

Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for
Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something.

One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check.

TOTALLY COOL, I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF. LOVE IT. AS GOOD AS CARLIN IF NOT BETTER!

By the way, did you know Moses was a sick man?
He was always going up the mountain to get some tablets!

After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in exchange for some pot roast.

Jacob had a son named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat.

Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was
Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh's people. These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable.

God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti.

Then he gave them His Top Ten Commandments. These include: don't lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your neighbor's stuff. Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more: Humor thy father and thy mother.

One of Moses' best helpers was Joshua who was the first Bible guy to use spies. Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell over on the town.

After Joshua came David. He got to be king by killing a giant with a slingshot.He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500 porcupines.

My teacher says he was wise, but that doesn't sound very wise to me.

After Solomon there were a bunch of major league prophets. One of these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then barfed up on the shore.

There were also some minor league prophets, but I guess we don't have to worry about them.

After the Old Testament came the New Testament. Jesus is the star of The New Testament. He was born in Bethlehem in a barn.

(I wish I had been born in a barn too, because my mom is always saying to me, 'Close the door! Were you born in a barn?' It would be nice to say, 'As a matter of fact, I was.')

During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the Republicans. Jesus also had twelve opossums.The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.

Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount.But the Republicans and all those guys put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn't stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead. Anyways, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again. He went up to Heaven but will be back
at the end of the Aluminum. His return is foretold in the book of Revolution.
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Thank you all for repeatedly introducing Jehovah into the conversation. You must like the letter J. Did you know that there is NO letter J in the hebrew alphabet. That's right, no J. It does not exist. Not now, not ever. No letter J.
The old testament is written in hebrew. There is no J in hebrew. Therefore there is NO JEHOVAH. Got it?
Does this information make you think?
Are you capable of rational thought?
Are you pissed off at religion for LYING to you?
Are you guilty as hell for spreading the LIE, also?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23761823


So fawking what? There were no letter J. The original letter used before J was Y.

Fawk you make a point and that point only serves to highlight your own stupidity.

Why don't you kill yourself you Edomitic piece of shit?

I have no sympathy with your kind. Yahshua brings the sword next time round and this is to kill your kind.
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Whoa, another follower of the God of Love.
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Thank you all for repeatedly introducing Jehovah into the conversation. You must like the letter J. Did you know that there is NO letter J in the hebrew alphabet. That's right, no J. It does not exist. Not now, not ever. No letter J.
The old testament is written in hebrew. There is no J in hebrew. Therefore there is NO JEHOVAH. Got it?
Does this information make you think?
Are you capable of rational thought?
Are you pissed off at religion for LYING to you?
Are you guilty as hell for spreading the LIE, also?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23761823


So fawking what? There were no letter J. The original letter used before J was Y.

Fawk you make a point and that point only serves to highlight your own stupidity.

Why don't you kill yourself you Edomitic piece of shit?

I have no sympathy with your kind. Yahshua brings the sword next time round and this is to kill your kind.
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Whoa, another follower of the God of Love.
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Yes fawkface, the time of coddling snakes in the bosom is nearly over.

The time for stepping on the head of the snake is at hand.

You are the seed of the Nakash.
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Thank you all for repeatedly introducing Jehovah into the conversation. You must like the letter J. Did you know that there is NO letter J in the hebrew alphabet. That's right, no J. It does not exist. Not now, not ever. No letter J.
The old testament is written in hebrew. There is no J in hebrew. Therefore there is NO JEHOVAH. Got it?
Does this information make you think?
Are you capable of rational thought?
Are you pissed off at religion for LYING to you?
Are you guilty as hell for spreading the LIE, also?
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So fawking what? There were no letter J. The original letter used before J was Y.

Fawk you make a point and that point only serves to highlight your own stupidity.

Why don't you kill yourself you Edomitic piece of shit?

I have no sympathy with your kind. Yahshua brings the sword next time round and this is to kill your kind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31331522


Whoa, another follower of the God of Love.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23761823


Yes fawkface, the time of coddling snakes in the bosom is nearly over.

The time for stepping on the head of the snake is at hand.

You are the seed of the Nakash.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31331522


Religious people have some of the funniest empty threats on all of the online world.
Keep chasing that carrot you can never reach until the day you die, little sheep.
jadksn
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Re: Absolute proof the Bible is a LIE.
Thank you all for repeatedly introducing Jehovah into the conversation. You must like the letter J. Did you know that there is NO letter J in the hebrew alphabet. That's right, no J. It does not exist. Not now, not ever. No letter J.
The old testament is written in hebrew. There is no J in hebrew. Therefore there is NO JEHOVAH. Got it?
Does this information make you think?
Are you capable of rational thought?
Are you pissed off at religion for LYING to you?
Are you guilty as hell for spreading the LIE, also?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23761823


So fawking what? There were no letter J. The original letter used before J was Y.

Fawk you make a point and that point only serves to highlight your own stupidity.

Why don't you kill yourself you Edomitic piece of shit?

I have no sympathy with your kind. Yahshua brings the sword next time round and this is to kill your kind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31331522


Whoa, another follower of the God of Love.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23761823


Yes fawkface, the time of coddling snakes in the bosom is nearly over.

The time for stepping on the head of the snake is at hand.

You are the seed of the Nakash.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31331522


Religious people have some of the funniest empty threats on all of the online world.
Keep chasing that carrot you can never reach until the day you die, little sheep.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/03/2013 08:50 AM
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Re: Absolute proof the Bible is a LIE.
Fawking scum like you will burn, because it has been foretold.

hahahahaha

I'll be laughing, because YOU, you deserve it.

JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED.