Absolute proof the Bible is a LIE.

I do believe I answered this thread a few pages with the current Pope's addressing of this very issue.

Here is a small excerpt from the book I was talking about:

[link to www.catholicbridge.com]

itis the seed that makes the blood in the egg.

So you see, it was the seed in the egg of Mary's womb that made the saving blood of Jesus the Christ.

That seed, of Father, could have been planted in Eve and carried and passed from mother to daughter for hundreds of years, before it penetrated that egg. Or the egg was fertilized and lay dorment in the ovary and carried an passed from mother to daughters for hundreds of years before dropping into the womb to grow.

This would explain why Father was obsessed with the genealogic line of Adam and Eve, plus each womb couldnot be contaminated until Jesus was born and out, away and gone.

A missing page has been found and reads:

"All characters in this book are purely fictional and should not be taken as gospel as this action will render you a moron"

If that helps you sleep at night go right ahead. I'm going to go with they knew what they were talking about.

Joh:21:24:
This is the disciple which testifieth of these things,
and wrote these things:
and we know that his testimony is true.

Thank you... I feel so much better now....

I am sorry if someone else has posted this to this thread as i didn't have the time to read more than your original post, but I would ask you to read the Book of Enoch. It's an apocryphal text, eight copies of this book were found amongst the Dead Sea Scrolls, and after reading it you will see why it was not included in the "version" of the Bible found in most of our homes today. It should be the first book of the Bible. Please read it... it will explain everything...

WOW, just WOW! I watched the first video about the blood of Jesus and the Ark being found. I even went to that guy's website. I was stunned. I started shaking. My whole body was shaking. There were tears in my eyes...yes, I was laughing that hard! :-D Nah, I wasn't laughing really, I was more...sad. I saw and heard not the tiniest skerrick of CREDIBLE evidence for a single claim out of that Indiana Jonezzezez (of Middle Eastern biblical archaeology and sheeyat) mouth. Just HIS word that it is all so. What lab in Israel? What are the names of these scientists that examined this miracle blood? Can they be contacted to verify, well, ANYTHING this snake oil salesman is selling? Where is the blood sample now? Has it been shared with other IMPARTIAL scientists specialising in genetics, to be examined? Peer reviewed data/evaluations/reports? Same for the Ark? No? No? No to everything? It even says on Wyatt’s OWN website (BY HIS WIFE’s STATEMENT) that there is NO PROOF WHATSOEVER of claims on the Ark etc, except from Mr. Honest’s, buy my sweet DVDs and cure all Jeebus oil, Wyatt. And then there were Somatids. AMAZING! AMAZING BUNK science, or perhaps pseudo science is more apt. What do they teach the kids at university these days? Why don’t they know about Somatids? I mean, that BRILLIANT guy was able to show them at only 1000x magnification with tricky lighting, why hasn’t anyone else found them...I mean, someone credible and QUALIFIED to comment on such things. So the water that was used to prepare the slides was sterile huh? Well, if that dude says so, must be true, no need to check. It looked like a drop of water with water borne bacteria and whatever to me – perfectly normal stuff. There may have been an Amoeba in there – was that you? :-P If this is the HARD HITTING, QUALITY, CREAM OF THE CROP, MIND-BLOWING >PROOF< that you offer up to silence the nay-sayers...well...I only see proof that believers of this drivel are as dumb as an Antonov AN-225 filled to capacity with hammers dipped in Jee-zus! freak shit, sprinkled with !GOLD SHAVINGS FROM THE ARK! magic fairy dust ™.

While I’m here with my holy, anti-JEEEEZUS! freak ray-gun of truth, I see another problem with some Jee-zus! freak comments about what us non-believers think. Wow, looks like you guys are mind readers too :-O I didn’t see anyone say “I AM SMARTER THAN GOD”. I know I didn’t. Where did I say that I am an atheist? I’m actually an Agnostic, douche man. Do you know what that is? Prolly not, google it ;-) I don’t claim to know FOR CERTAIN, AMEN!, that there is NO supreme type being, NO SOUL, no consciousness after physical death and so on. I see pretty credible evidence for some of these things, but not from the bible or other religions that have all the answers, don’t ya know! I have an open mind and am humble enough to say that there are a lot of interesting possibilities regarding “spiritual” matters, which may well one day be part of known human knowledge/science. What will the tele-evangelists do then? I guess they’ll have their drugs and gay male prostitute hobby to fall back on?

It’s human nature to seek knowledge, and the wise one says “I’m still searching, and I want to know more.” It’s the height of ignorance and stupidity to say “I HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS RIGHT HERE! STOP LOOKING! AMEN TIMES TEN!”

That lake of fire sounds mighty nice :-) I will bring marshmallows and other assorted treats to snack on. PLEASE, someone remember to bring the cookies! Oh, and don’t forget the holy Twinkies! AAAAAA-FUCKING-MEEEEEN BROTHAS AND SISTAS!

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Jer 5:31 The prophets prophesy falsely, and the priests bear rule by their means; and my people love [to have it] so: and what will ye do in the end thereof?

How is a few chapters that expand on what Jude covers and one chapter on the Son of Man going to clear things up. Enoch was left out because it was too large for the value of the information it contained. Revelation can be applied to the OT and the NT, whys do Jews reject it if the author was a disciple of John the Baptist?

Thank you all for repeatedly introducing Jehovah into the conversation. You must like the letter J. Did you know that there is NO letter J in the hebrew alphabet. That's right, no J. It does not exist. Not now, not ever. No letter J.
The old testament is written in hebrew. There is no J in hebrew. Therefore there is NO JEHOVAH. Got it?
Does this information make you think?
Are you capable of rational thought?
Are you pissed off at religion for LYING to you?
Are you guilty as hell for spreading the LIE, also?

Now, many of you keep mentioning Jesus. What language did this Jesus speak. Yes, predominately hebrew as he was a hebrew. Let me ask you this...since there is No J in the hebrew language, how did he get this name? Is this not another LIE that has been perpetuated? Should you not be totally pissed off at being LIED to?

How 'bout John, Jeremiah, Joshua, Jude and on and on.
Since there is No J in hebrew how did these names come about. This is so simple and basic. If they cannot even translate the right names for these characters it it all a bunch of hookum and a bunch of LIES.
Does it irritate you to have been lied to all these years?

Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one. This is your opinion of OP. Do not get confused by the facts, kill the messenger.

Again, kill the messenger. This one presented facts for discussion, not emotional trite phrases. Certainly you do not want to be confused by facts or participate in an open discussion. You make the statement "people will find out things and decide for themselves". Perhaps this thread will help them to "find out things". Is that not what communication is all about? Did you "find out" anything at all on this thread or is your mind so closed it cannot?

The answer is dead simple.

In Genesis 1:1 to Genesis 2:4 mankind is created by God and his angels.

In the beginning of Genesis 2 God rests.

AND AFTER God had rested, He creates Adam. This was approximately 6,000 years ago.

The biggest lie is that Adam was the first created man.

He was not.

Once you realize this, the whole artificially created conflict between creationism and evolution disappears.

Unfortunately most people won't find out this truth for themselves, because they were not meant to.

Yahshua spoke in parables for a reason and that reason is that only those that possess the holy spirit that was blown into the nostrils of Adam would understand.

OP know this. You were not meant to understand the truth, for the truth does not lie within you. Now go and be all you can be, whether it is good or evil.

Add one more to the list that cannot or will not participate in a discussion of literature and facts. If you cannot present pertinent information or rebuttal, attack the messenger personally. Hey man, I do not wish to "straighten" out anyone or anything. I am having a discussion of literature here talking about the first few words of the bible. You got a problem with that?

His name in Hebrew is Yahshua.

OP know this. You were not meant to understand the truth, for the truth does not lie within you. Now go and be all you can be, whether it is good or evil.

Add another to the list. How fucking dare you Judge me. You offer Your opinion. Your opinion is faulty. Man was created six thousand years ago, you say. Horseshit and poppycock. Go get educated before you judge someone else.

You are like a lost child.

Here for example is John's name in Hebrew.
[link to www.blueletterbible.org]

Are you a fawking moron.

Where did I say mankind was created 6,000 years ago? Can you not read you fucking poes?

hahahaha

Read my post again you dumb cunt.

Mankind was created millions of years ago.

Adam was only created 6,000 years ago.

Adam was not the first man.

Fawking scum like you will burn, because it has been foretold.

hahahahaha

I'll be laughing, because YOU, you deserve it.

the bible isn't a lie - its just not what all the 'shheple-religitards' believe it is.

simply put the old testament is a catalogue of very advanced technology - the new testament is the instructions on how to use it.

we are talking electro- conductive time-shifting magnetics and cellular rejuvination warp phase-shifting and the ability to act like what we perceive 'god' to be the control of nature itself

Fact is that you have an asshole for a soul.

FACT, you fawking EDOMITE.

So fawking what? There were no letter J. The original letter used before J was Y.

Fawk you make a point and that point only serves to highlight your own stupidity.

Why don't you kill yourself you Edomitic piece of shit?

I have no sympathy with your kind. Yahshua brings the sword next time round and this is to kill your kind.

Whoa, another follower of the God of Love.

Yes fawkface, the time of coddling snakes in the bosom is nearly over.

The time for stepping on the head of the snake is at hand.

You are the seed of the Nakash.

Religious people have some of the funniest empty threats on all of the online world.
Keep chasing that carrot you can never reach until the day you die, little sheep.

Religious people have some of the funniest empty threats on all of the online world.
Keep chasing that carrot you can never reach until the day you die, little sheep.

Fawking scum like you will burn, because it has been foretold.

hahahahaha

I'll be laughing, because YOU, you deserve it.

JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED.