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Step aside, Bronson Pelletier; you'll never guess who else was caught pissing in public!

 
Davy Wicklecockstein
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Step aside, Bronson Pelletier; you'll never guess who else was caught pissing in public!
I have it on good authority that GLP's favorite punching bag, David Wilcock, who has also gone under many aliases including Gayvid Shillcock, David Willtakecock, David Ra-Cock, David 'Lil Cock, and more...has finally been caught after an extensive manhunt that crossed both state and even national borders.

Wilcock was reportedly on the run for several weeks after being implicated in a major sperm bank robbery in California.

It seems that Wilcock was finally apprehended in Tokyo, Japan, where police believe he was staying with a partner in crime, the world-renowned ninja master and Phil Spector impersonator, Benjamin Fulford. Police attempted to bring Fulford in for questioning, but the officers dispatched to his house have gone missing and Fulford is nowhere to be found. Fulford is armed, dangerous, and is possibly protected by an army of over 9000 ninjas. Japanese authorities are still searching for him.

Wilcock, meanwhile, was taken in by Tokyo police after he was found, visibly drunk, in a neighborhood fish market. Angry stall owners called the police after Wilcock repeatedly urinated on their products and solicited several nearby schoolboys with promises of 'enlightenment' and 'ascension' if they would return to America with him.

Wilcock is now awaiting extradition back to the US to face charges related to the sperm bank robbery.
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Re: Step aside, Bronson Pelletier; you'll never guess who else was caught pissing in public!
See, now this is why I wade through all the bullshit on this site!
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Re: Step aside, Bronson Pelletier; you'll never guess who else was caught pissing in public!
David Spade must be the reincarnation of Edgar Cayce too.

Those too look so similar you couldn't tell them apart if you stood them next to eachother.
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Re: Step aside, Bronson Pelletier; you'll never guess who else was caught pissing in public!
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Re: Step aside, Bronson Pelletier; you'll never guess who else was caught pissing in public!
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Re: Step aside, Bronson Pelletier; you'll never guess who else was caught pissing in public!
This is real breaking news.

Pin it immediately! Or something.
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Re: Step aside, Bronson Pelletier; you'll never guess who else was caught pissing in public!
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Re: Step aside, Bronson Pelletier; you'll never guess who else was caught pissing in public!
I give up, yuo won!
Your bullshit is far more advanced than mine.

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Re: Step aside, Bronson Pelletier; you'll never guess who else was caught pissing in public!
David Spade must be the reincarnation of Edgar Cayce too.

Those too look so similar you couldn't tell them apart if you stood them next to eachother.
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Re: Step aside, Bronson Pelletier; you'll never guess who else was caught pissing in public!
I have it on good authority that GLP's favorite punching bag, David Wilcock, who has also gone under many aliases including Gayvid Shillcock, David Willtakecock, David Ra-Cock, David 'Lil Cock, and more...has finally been caught after an extensive manhunt that crossed both state and even national borders.

Wilcock was reportedly on the run for several weeks after being implicated in a major sperm bank robbery in California.

It seems that Wilcock was finally apprehended in Tokyo, Japan, where police believe he was staying with a partner in crime, the world-renowned ninja master and Phil Spector impersonator, Benjamin Fulford. Police attempted to bring Fulford in for questioning, but the officers dispatched to his house have gone missing and Fulford is nowhere to be found. Fulford is armed, dangerous, and is possibly protected by an army of over 9000 ninjas. Japanese authorities are still searching for him.

Wilcock, meanwhile, was taken in by Tokyo police after he was found, visibly drunk, in a neighborhood fish market. Angry stall owners called the police after Wilcock repeatedly urinated on their products and solicited several nearby schoolboys with promises of 'enlightenment' and 'ascension' if they would return to America with him.

Wilcock is now awaiting extradition back to the US to face charges related to the sperm bank robbery.
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