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The only proper way for a lady to ride a bicycle is side saddle

 
indiandave

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01/03/2013 06:37 PM

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Re: The only proper way for a lady to ride a bicycle is side saddle
Well, woman seem to like to ride on the back of my Harley. they don't ride side saddle though. But it's better when they can ride their own.
To me a female biker is sexy.
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01/03/2013 06:46 PM
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Re: The only proper way for a lady to ride a bicycle is side saddle
And give the left pedal a good kick every time it comes around the top again in order to maintain momentum.

bike
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why is crap like this pinned
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01/03/2013 06:47 PM
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Re: The only proper way for a lady to ride a bicycle is side saddle

 Quoting: BRIEF


Sniff that saddle, boy, but SNIFF IT GOOD!

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01/03/2013 06:48 PM
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Re: The only proper way for a lady to ride a bicycle is side saddle
THIS.....



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Awesome.... tasty....
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01/03/2013 11:02 PM

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01/03/2013 11:19 PM

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 Quoting: BRIEF


That went from hot to weird very quickly LOL
kangablue

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01/03/2013 11:24 PM
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Re: The only proper way for a lady to ride a bicycle is side saddle
I'd say it's with a skirt, no underwear, no seat on the bike - just the greasy pole that the seat normally clamps onto.

What? What's wrong with this response?

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01/03/2013 11:33 PM
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Re: The only proper way for a lady to ride a bicycle is side saddle
Hey brief.......you manhood like a bicycle pole? Id like to talk to you about a business opportunity.
Enia

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01/03/2013 11:36 PM
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Re: The only proper way for a lady to ride a bicycle is side saddle
And if its like a Rally burner, its urgent!!!!:-)
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01/04/2013 12:11 AM
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Re: The only proper way for a lady to ride a bicycle is side saddle
I'd say it's with a skirt, no underwear, no seat on the bike - just the greasy pole that the seat normally clamps onto.

What? What's wrong with this response?

afro
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AHAGNAGNAHAGHAGNAGNAGNA I peed a little


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01/04/2013 12:24 AM
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Re: The only proper way for a lady to ride a bicycle is side saddle
Get back on your meds, please.
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lol
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01/04/2013 12:39 AM

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Re: The only proper way for a lady to ride a bicycle is side saddle
This lady does it right!




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01/04/2013 12:39 AM
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Re: The only proper way for a lady to ride a bicycle is side saddle
Well, woman seem to like to ride on the back of my Harley. they don't ride side saddle though. But it's better when they can ride their own.
To me a female biker is sexy.
 Quoting: indiandave


just near the bag. lol

great post
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01/04/2013 12:55 AM
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Re: The only proper way for a lady to ride a bicycle is side saddle
And give the left pedal a good kick every time it comes around the top again in order to maintain momentum.

bike
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093935


I agree totally. It is for the protection and modesty of the young girls and women...thanks very much for that.
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01/04/2013 12:56 AM
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Re: The only proper way for a lady to ride a bicycle is side saddle

 Quoting: BRIEF



Holy crap! What an awesome video! I hope this is real. I've had some decent trim in my life, but one in particular that stuck out amongst the rest.

"For hers was a snatch that would not quit...Nicely coiffed equalateral triangle...Twas as tight as a virgin on prom night...Her natural aroma was that of wild honey suckle and the taste....well, as fine as a vintage Pinot
Grigio."

Unfortunately I didn't marry that choice piece of ass. I hope that "fragrance" can somehow replicate that once taste of heaven I was so lucky to encounter.

Thanks for the vid dude, you kick ass!!!!
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01/04/2013 01:19 AM
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Re: The only proper way for a lady to ride a bicycle is side saddle
Real women don't need bike seats.
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Five stars for the most hilariously original troll I've seen in a while. Kudos :)
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01/04/2013 02:01 AM
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01/04/2013 04:32 AM
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01/04/2013 04:35 AM
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Re: The only proper way for a lady to ride a bicycle is side saddle
Is take the seat off
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01/04/2013 04:41 AM
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01/04/2013 04:44 AM
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Re: The only proper way for a lady to ride a bicycle is side saddle
Look - if a girl is environmentally concious enough to ride a bike instead of a car or a guy, i say do it, and sit however you like. yeesh dumb thread.
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load of crap...
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01/04/2013 04:52 AM

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Re: The only proper way for a lady to ride a bicycle is side saddle
And give the left pedal a good kick every time it comes around the top again in order to maintain momentum.

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I was thinking that something else needs a good kick...yellowbike
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01/04/2013 07:05 AM
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Re: The only proper way for a lady to ride a bicycle is side saddle
So I'm thinking my invention of the giant dildo bike seat won't sell too good in muzzie land?
 Quoting: BRIEF


No, but I'm sure it will in godless, immoral, jewified filthy shit sewer America.
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Wow, why did you move?
BRIEF
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01/04/2013 07:08 AM

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Re: The only proper way for a lady to ride a bicycle is side saddle
Hey brief.......you manhood like a bicycle pole? Id like to talk to you about a business opportunity.
 Quoting: Enia


Bike seat poles are normally slender yet long...so, um, I'm not sure what you are getting at.
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01/04/2013 07:14 AM
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Congratulation on being dense.

Religion prosecution is one of the thing why immigrants fleed to America. To escape shitty jewish religions.
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01/04/2013 07:39 AM
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Re: The only proper way for a lady to ride a bicycle is side saddle
LOL heard that on the radio early this morning... how does she peddle uphill..
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01/04/2013 07:51 AM
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Re: The only proper way for a lady to ride a bicycle is side saddle
So I'm thinking my invention of the giant dildo bike seat won't sell too good in muzzie land?
 Quoting: BRIEF


No, but I'm sure it will in godless, immoral, jewified filthy shit sewer America.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31382212


Brief has a way of bringing out the muzzies ;)
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