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Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness -- Immediately Banned in Nova Scotia

 
Anonymous Coward
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01/03/2013 05:19 PM
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Do you realise this is satire? Go to 'home' at the website ..

sorry Hate Monsanto too.
Anonymous Coward
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01/03/2013 05:20 PM
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Do you realise this is satire? Go to 'home' at the website ..

sorry Hate Monsanto too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11899033


yes pls. unpin, it's not true.
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SATIRE -> see Home of the website

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*Darkzen*

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01/03/2013 05:27 PM
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But why just pubic hair ? there must be something more sinister behind this.
 Quoting: Omniscient1


First it's your hair, then your nuts drop off in 6 months then comes cancer, then you wish you never ate them.
 Quoting: ..11:11..


Minor details...
R&y

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01/03/2013 05:38 PM
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This is funnier than the Navy bath salts video and it didn't cost taxpayer dollars.
MarkinAZ

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01/03/2013 05:39 PM
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Monsanto is loosing a fortune trying to market this as food!

Growing these "franken-cucumbers" in a lab however, and then extracting the active ingredients and marketing them as "a Brazilian in a Bottle" could make them rich! Wonder if the effects wear off after one stops consuming this stuff or are they permanent in switching off the genital hair growth?

Do you have any idea of how many women (and some men) pay dearly for waxing and removal of genital hair? And this could be a painless way to get rid of it (providing it doesn't wipe out your liver and your immune system, too, of course...) Amazing stuff but being sold to the wrong market for the wrong use!

Next thing you know they'll come up with corn or barley or oats that makes you loose fat, build muscle, and makes men grow larger penises, while making them tan without the sun and takes wrinkles out of the skin, too!

I wonder if Monsanto will market that as just corn or will they figure out that they've got a genuine wonder frug on their hands? Maybe they should get out of the GMO Food business and get into the cosmetic/drug industry! Sounds like that's where they're going anyway!
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01/03/2013 06:06 PM
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You know where they can shove their dodgy cucumbers!

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Biotechnology brings such abomination, it must be stopped at all costs.We should burn down that evil company to ground.Folks, grab your pitchforks and torches before its too late...

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01/03/2013 06:22 PM
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I reserve the right to inspect all female victim's for shaving rash-closely.
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01/03/2013 06:28 PM
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Unpin. It is da funny Canadian acting up and punking youse!
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01/03/2013 06:29 PM
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good bye nair, hello cucumbers!
 Quoting: SmuRidley


That's what I thought! Lol!
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01/03/2013 06:30 PM
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But why just pubic hair ? there must be something more sinister behind this.
 Quoting: Omniscient1


First it's your hair, then your nuts drop off in 6 months then comes cancer, then you wish you never ate them.
 Quoting: ..11:11..


Minor details...
 Quoting: *Darkzen*


Haven't seen you in a while Zen...how ya been?
The Sonic Dreamer

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01/03/2013 06:32 PM
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WOW...hairless heinies
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


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Monsanto is the devil! Anything they touch is poison.
Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
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Anonymous Coward
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01/03/2013 06:48 PM
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Haha!
Anonymous Coward
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01/03/2013 06:48 PM
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Im sure the baldness is just one the side effects... Just think of what its doing inside you...

wtf
 Quoting: DILKe


Good point!!!


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Eagle # 1
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01/03/2013 06:49 PM
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Monsanto = CORRUPTION = CONTROL = GREED = POWER over people = POWER over FOOD GROWING = Part of NWO ! Simple analysis !

You have to work with one of their personnel to understand just how RUTHLESS and UNCARING they are towards anyone working under them, and thus the whole of humanity.

They ARE the definition of INHUMAN, IMHO !

Eagle
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01/03/2013 06:50 PM
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It's a fricking joke. They are trying to make fun of the conspiracy theorists who question monsanto.

Doncha see how they work by now?
Anonymous Coward
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01/03/2013 06:52 PM
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So MANY Monsanto SHILLS/uneducated sheeple/IDIOTS posting negitive remarks on this thread !

IF your looking for a job, they must have hired thousands already to monitor GLP, it seems !
Anonymous Coward
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01/03/2013 07:02 PM
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People is there any hope this is a shill thread Monnsanto (mon satan)-1A =my satan ,most of the pinned threads are tonight. the are too good to be true,I wish I had taken the blue pill-But when you are a child you dont know shit.
Anonymous Coward
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01/03/2013 07:06 PM
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People is there any hope this is a shill thread Monnsanto (mon satan)-1A =my satan ,most of the pinned threads are tonight. the are too good to be true,I wish I had taken the blue pill-But when you are a child you dont know shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31399598

PS that was an awfully big syringe for a tetnus you would have thought it would have worked the first time(but then it was only the late 60's.
Anonymous Coward
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01/03/2013 07:06 PM
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bump
MartianPrincess

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01/03/2013 07:08 PM
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Nova Scotia wants their citizenry to have super hairy nether regions?
Occam's Razor, morans!
Captain Spaulding
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01/03/2013 07:09 PM
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The real question here is

do Monsanto bosses eat Monsanto?

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31400813


Not at work. Their headquarters is in Missouri and they only serve ORGANIC in their own cafeteria. Look it up, Even NPR did a feature on it.
Anonymous Coward
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01/03/2013 07:10 PM
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Nice! monsanto can make billions selling them as cunt hair remover!

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01/03/2013 07:11 PM
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But why just pubic hair ? there must be something more sinister behind this.
 Quoting: Omniscient1



There is, it's caused sterility and happening rapidly.
Anonymous Coward
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01/03/2013 07:15 PM
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:funchrist:
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


(^----Now this is good----^)

Monsanto<--- this is not good.

How can we could find out which veggies/ fruits are a Monsanto product- which farms have signed onto using their seeds? Would that info even be available to the public?
Anonymous Coward
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01/03/2013 07:18 PM
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Is the baldness due to consuming the cucumbers or using them?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30862383


Wow, where is your mind tonight?
Anonymous Coward
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01/03/2013 07:25 PM
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This has been going on forever Glp'rs It's beyond us I swear
I was held prisoner -abused brainwashed in the day when half of you were no even born.It's f'all to do with aliens the so called Greys are as powerless as we are It's satanic/Demonic>I can remember the :abuse: I could have ripped their Head off as young as I was they were just as much a victim ? mindless puppet as i was?am when I turned arround to confront them? they were just as scaered as I was.
mutual terror.
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01/03/2013 08:14 PM
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:funchrist:
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


"Republicans Propose Ban on Super Soaker Water Guns -- Debate Potato Guns"

How many pages will this thread go on with people believing it's a true story?

There's sheep

and then there's super STUPID sheep

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