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Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness -- Immediately Banned in Nova Scotia

 
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Bring them over here to the USA! Bikini waxing would be a thing of the past! 5a
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Sounds like bullshit.
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I don't think it's funny
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..WHERE YOU COME FROM IS FUNNY..
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I don't think it's funny
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1218376


Not only is it not funny....think of the side effects other Monsanto foods cause. Most my female friends have complained of thinning hair on their heads for no reason....Monsanato foods?
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Right, tell that to the Kenyans who would rather starve, so they've banned GMO there. Guess it's not the solution to world hunger after all. Much like Canada and many developed countries, they know better. It's cool though, once Monsanto fills us with enough tumors to kill us all, they can come in and loot the empty country.
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lolsign


you couldn't make this shit up... thumbs
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Yet somehow they did
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Sadly, funny because it's true.

edited to add: fuck you Monsanto. No really, go fuck yourself.

Last Edited by amachiavellian on 01/03/2013 08:55 PM
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Right, tell that to the Kenyans who would rather starve, so they've banned GMO there. Guess it's not the solution to world hunger after all. Much like Canada and many developed countries, they know better. It's cool though, once Monsanto fills us with enough tumors to kill us all, they can come in and loot the empty country.
 Quoting: Anaiah


There, and 24 other countries.

It takes THREE times as much water to feed GM plants. How's that helping in drought areas?

Monsanto does studies with mice that last three months and feeds them small amounts. Less than what would be consumed in a normal diet with GM.

Funny how theirs studies are the only ones with positive results. All independent studies result in negative results. And they last longer than just three months.

"Conspiracy theory bullshit" IS bullshit. The stuff is wrong. Why did they spend so many millions blocking the labeling of GM foods in California? Because people won't eat the crap. I TRY not to as much as possible.
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Right, tell that to the Kenyans who would rather starve, so they've banned GMO there. Guess it's not the solution to world hunger after all. Much like Canada and many developed countries, they know better. It's cool though, once Monsanto fills us with enough tumors to kill us all, they can come in and loot the empty country.
 Quoting: Anaiah


There, and 24 other countries.

It takes THREE times as much water to feed GM plants. How's that helping in drought areas?

Monsanto does studies with mice that last three months and feeds them small amounts. Less than what would be consumed in a normal diet with GM.

Funny how theirs studies are the only ones with positive results. All independent studies result in negative results. And they last longer than just three months.

"Conspiracy theory bullshit" IS bullshit. The stuff is wrong. Why did they spend so many millions blocking the labeling of GM foods in California? Because people won't eat the crap. I TRY not to as much as possible.
 Quoting: Captain Spaulding 31350421


Yes. Wish I knew your acct name so I could green karma you for that. Totally agree.
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Well, that's good. Genital hair is not nice.

Hooray! for Monsanto!

Now, food can also be used as a hair removal option.

LOL.
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What if one already shaves one's privates?
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well it will save a fortune on bikini waxes and the like for the women.

and for the men, save you time on the trimming.
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GMO Cuke doom, BALD MUFFINS!
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Ok, if nobody else noticed, that was f-in funny!
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I don't think it's funny
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1218376


Not only is it not funny....think of the side effects other Monsanto foods cause. Most my female friends have complained of thinning hair on their heads for no reason....Monsanato foods?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30600228


wow I didn't think of that when my friends say the same thing I wonder now.
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WOW what a thread to tie into the book I am reading [link to www.goodreads.com]
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But why just pubic hair ? there must be something more sinister behind this.
 Quoting: Omniscient1

it is to turn everyone into infertile childlike creatures
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But why just pubic hair ? there must be something more sinister behind this.
 Quoting: Omniscient1

it is to turn everyone into infertile childlike creatures
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31412698

bald strange children that look like aliens of science fiction movies that are dumb submissive and clueless
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Finally a Monsanto product that does something beneficial. Tired of shaving my sack.
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Banned in Nova Scotia, but I'm pretty sure you could market this shit to airhead Californian chicks as an alternative to waxing.
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:funchrist:
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"Republicans Propose Ban on Super Soaker Water Guns -- Debate Potato Guns"

How many pages will this thread go on with people believing it's a true story?

There's sheep

and then there's super STUPID sheep
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Well we've still got people believing this fake story on page 3, I'm betting it will get to 6 or 7 before things die down for the evening and the thread gets lost.
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Im sure the baldness is just one the side effects... Just think of what its doing inside you...

wtf
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Yeah. No kidding. I can't believe CA voted down the bill that required clear labeling of GM foods. Of all of the states, I would have thought that CA would have been FOR clear labeling of such monstrosities.
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The question is; what function is it breaking/disturbing in your body that leads to the hair loss? Because 10-1 it's causing other unknown problems too that may not be as quickly as noticeable.
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THIS JUST IN:
Monsanto release new hair removing pickles!
Cheaper than lasers! Hair loss is PERMANENT!

Monsanto's sales and stock skyrocket in the following weeks.
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And BT corn reduces fertility.
Engineered to produce a pesticide...
(Wiki Genetically modified maize)

The game is population reduction, by any and all means.
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maybe has something to do with how they engineer their crop to not be able to produce after 3 generations, seems to target reproductive funtion
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I can't believe it until they show pictures of these bald animals. They didn't say if the animals had bald heads or bald genitals....
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Im sure the baldness is just one the side effects... Just think of what its doing inside you...

wtf
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yea, thats what I was thinking
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THIS JUST IN:
Monsanto release new hair removing pickles!
Cheaper than lasers! Hair loss is PERMANENT!

Monsanto's sales and stock skyrocket in the following weeks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15119494


Porno girls will love these pickles
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP

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