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When you least expect it, Jesus will return!

 
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When you least expect it, Jesus will return!
With all of this talk about Doomsday, we are being conditioned to believe that He is not coming back. There is a scripture about that somewhere. He will return when the "elite" least expect it. Which may be any day now!
What if ?

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Better make it snappy because that Fan can really spread it
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And suddenly Jesus.
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Through history people have been saying this. I will tell you this. To expect Jesus to come save the day is when the enemy puts a bullet in your head!

You should not expect Jesus to come save your sorry asses. Grow some balls one day and fight!

When that time comes many men will become women and many men will become real men!

That's my two cents! Take it or leave it!

Heavens not over flowing! koolaid
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I think he will come when the last person he wants saved...is saved.
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I think he will come when the last person he wants saved...is saved.
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Then what the hell is the point in him coming back here if everyone else is in heaven?
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Well that would mean for Chrisitans, that Jesus will NEVER return since they do expect him to return at some point.
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After what they did to him he will never come back. Ever. Give us Barabbas.
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Jesus will come and take all the children and the Adults who have received his gift of salvation.

The Real Word of God - King James Bible
Eph 02:8-9 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: [it is] the gift of God:
Not of works, lest any man should boast.

Repent, and Ask Jesus to save you while there is still time.
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I am referring to the scripture that says when everyone(the elites)say that He is not coming back. I will have to find the scripture. It is like they will just have a no holds bar..kinda like Obama! He thinks in his heart, he is king!
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With all of this talk about Doomsday, we are being conditioned to believe that He is not coming back. There is a scripture about that somewhere. He will return when the "elite" least expect it. Which may be any day now!
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Tribulation hasn't even started yet.
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I think he will come when the last person he wants saved...is saved.
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Then what the hell is the point in him coming back here if everyone else is in heaven?
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It's called the "Millennial Reign". Satan has had his time to screw things up here, Jesus will come back and establish HIS Kingdom here (once the earth is restored from the nukes that will be flying during the Tribulation) for 1000 yrs. and show Him how it's done! Rather than try to argue this point, wouldn't it be better to accept Him as your Savior and be a part of this anticipation? There's nothing like that peace in this world of despair and doom!

I am certainly LOOKING UP!!
"When you see these things begin to take place, LOOK UP and lift up your head for your Redemption draweth nigh."
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I sometimes think about when he returns...when he doesn't look like this: [link to asecular.com]

how many Christians will believe it's him? Or a pretender? Or "the false prophet", etc?

What if it is the false prophet, and they are all deceived?

The book of revelation is the most troubling thing to ever be unleashed upon the world.
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Jesus was supposed to return before that generation ended. people were supposed to bodily rise from the grave, and that is why christians refused to be cremated when they died, because they expected to bodily rise from the grave.

it didn't happen.

2000 years later it still didn't happen.

it's not going to happen.
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Jesus was supposed to return before that generation ended. people were supposed to bodily rise from the grave, and that is why christians refused to be cremated when they died, because they expected to bodily rise from the grave.

it didn't happen.

2000 years later it still didn't happen.

it's not going to happen.
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2 Peter 3:3-4
Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,

4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.
KJV
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I think he will come when the last person he wants saved...is saved.
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Then what the hell is the point in him coming back here if everyone else is in heaven?
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It's called the "Millennial Reign". Satan has had his time to screw things up here, Jesus will come back and establish HIS Kingdom here (once the earth is restored from the nukes that will be flying during the Tribulation) for 1000 yrs. and show Him how it's done! Rather than try to argue this point, wouldn't it be better to accept Him as your Savior and be a part of this anticipation? There's nothing like that peace in this world of despair and doom!

I am certainly LOOKING UP!!
"When you see these things begin to take place, LOOK UP and lift up your head for your Redemption draweth nigh."
angel4
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So what do you think about all the dead generations that thought just like you? That did really nothing because I feel like my generation failed me but that’s not true.

My parents failed me, my grandparents and many families have failed to stop this tyrannical system.

Americans now are so stupid now that they continue to accept being poisoned and knowingly willing and accepting mental desensitizing projections/materials.

BAAAAA, BAAAA, SAVE ME! BAAAA, BAAA,

Grow some balls!
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That only applies to people who don't know there will be a deception. Want the relevant verses? Reference 'child of the light' compared to 'child of the darkness'.
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I think he will come when the last person he wants saved...is saved.
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Then what the hell is the point in him coming back here if everyone else is in heaven?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27764698


It's called the "Millennial Reign". Satan has had his time to screw things up here, Jesus will come back and establish HIS Kingdom here (once the earth is restored from the nukes that will be flying during the Tribulation) for 1000 yrs. and show Him how it's done! Rather than try to argue this point, wouldn't it be better to accept Him as your Savior and be a part of this anticipation? There's nothing like that peace in this world of despair and doom!

I am certainly LOOKING UP!!
"When you see these things begin to take place, LOOK UP and lift up your head for your Redemption draweth nigh."
angel4
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So what do you think about all the dead generations that thought just like you? That did really nothing because I feel like my generation failed me but that’s not true.

My parents failed me, my grandparents and many families have failed to stop this tyrannical system.

Americans now are so stupid now that they continue to accept being poisoned and knowingly willing and accepting mental desensitizing projections/materials.

BAAAAA, BAAAA, SAVE ME! BAAAA, BAAA,

Grow some balls!
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You failed yourself the moment you made that post. Grow some balls.
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Jesus was supposed to return before that generation ended. people were supposed to bodily rise from the grave, and that is why christians refused to be cremated when they died, because they expected to bodily rise from the grave.

it didn't happen.

2000 years later it still didn't happen.

it's not going to happen.
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He meant the last Generation that witnessed Israel become a nation.

The WW2 generation is still alive.
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Jesus was supposed to return before that generation ended. people were supposed to bodily rise from the grave, and that is why christians refused to be cremated when they died, because they expected to bodily rise from the grave.

it didn't happen.

2000 years later it still didn't happen.

it's not going to happen.
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2 Peter 3:3-4
Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,

4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.
KJV
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That's it! Thank you. We are being conditioned to believe He won't come back!
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Through history people have been saying this. I will tell you this. To expect Jesus to come save the day is when the enemy puts a bullet in your head!

You should not expect Jesus to come save your sorry asses. Grow some balls one day and fight!

When that time comes many men will become women and many men will become real men!

That's my two cents! Take it or leave it!

Heavens not over flowing! koolaid
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Sound advice

It's crazy that people today think that the bible was written specifically for them. People a hundred years ago thought it was just for them. Two hundred years ago, the same thing. It's just a damn book, people.
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And, OH, what a day that will be.

2 Peter 3:3-4
3 First of all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. 4 They will say, “Where is this ‘coming’ he promised? Ever since our fathers died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation.”


2 Peter 3:9

9 The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.
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Flesh will not see the returned Christ. As he arrives as the all consuming fire....all flesh will be destroyed.
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Re: When you least expect it, Jesus will return!
Through history people have been saying this. I will tell you this. To expect Jesus to come save the day is when the enemy puts a bullet in your head!

You should not expect Jesus to come save your sorry asses. Grow some balls one day and fight!

When that time comes many men will become women and many men will become real men!

That's my two cents! Take it or leave it!

Heavens not over flowing! koolaid
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Sound advice

It's crazy that people today think that the bible was written specifically for them. People a hundred years ago thought it was just for them. Two hundred years ago, the same thing. It's just a damn book, people.
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However, the world finally has the technology to enforce things in revelation that were not previously possible to be forced upon the population of the world. Keep scoffing.
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Re: When you least expect it, Jesus will return!
Through history people have been saying this. I will tell you this. To expect Jesus to come save the day is when the enemy puts a bullet in your head!

You should not expect Jesus to come save your sorry asses. Grow some balls one day and fight!

When that time comes many men will become women and many men will become real men!

That's my two cents! Take it or leave it!

Heavens not over flowing! koolaid
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30713794


Sound advice

It's crazy that people today think that the bible was written specifically for them. People a hundred years ago thought it was just for them. Two hundred years ago, the same thing. It's just a damn book, people.
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You would be dumb-founded at its accuracy and how it is paralleling the world we see around us. If you follow the timeline and dates, you would see that we are on the cusp of everything that is written in it about the 'last days'. Seriously, you would be amazed.
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Good job, op. GLP effect now commences...
way to go.
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Through history people have been saying this. I will tell you this. To expect Jesus to come save the day is when the enemy puts a bullet in your head!

You should not expect Jesus to come save your sorry asses. Grow some balls one day and fight!

When that time comes many men will become women and many men will become real men!

That's my two cents! Take it or leave it!

Heavens not over flowing! koolaid
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30713794


Sound advice

It's crazy that people today think that the bible was written specifically for them. People a hundred years ago thought it was just for them. Two hundred years ago, the same thing. It's just a damn book, people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29941383


However, the world finally has the technology to enforce things in revelation that were not previously possible to be forced upon the population of the world. Keep scoffing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2012640


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Re: When you least expect it, Jesus will return!
With all of this talk about Doomsday, we are being conditioned to believe that He is not coming back. There is a scripture about that somewhere. He will return when the "elite" least expect it. Which may be any day now!
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The scriptures are written by the Jews and the Jews take an oath to lie. Jesus is dead and he is not rising from hell with all the other dammed in hell but in my lifetime. Jesus should have never underestimated the Mother of God. Didn't 2000 years teach him anything.
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Re: When you least expect it, Jesus will return!
Through history people have been saying this. I will tell you this. To expect Jesus to come save the day is when the enemy puts a bullet in your head!

You should not expect Jesus to come save your sorry asses. Grow some balls one day and fight!

When that time comes many men will become women and many men will become real men!

That's my two cents! Take it or leave it!

Heavens not over flowing! koolaid
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30713794


Sound advice

It's crazy that people today think that the bible was written specifically for them. People a hundred years ago thought it was just for them. Two hundred years ago, the same thing. It's just a damn book, people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29941383


However, the world finally has the technology to enforce things in revelation that were not previously possible to be forced upon the population of the world. Keep scoffing.
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crazyjak
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Uh, guilty as charged.
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Y2K, Mayan end date. Just this forum is full of Doom. We are all looking for it ,but nothing happens! Are you disgusted with it all? I am. I give up on Doom. Now, maybe Jesus will return!