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When you least expect it, Jesus will return!

 
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With all of this talk about Doomsday, we are being conditioned to believe that He is not coming back. There is a scripture about that somewhere. He will return when the "elite" least expect it. Which may be any day now!
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Flesh will not see the returned Christ. As he arrives as the all consuming fire....all flesh will be destroyed.
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No, not all flesh will be destroyed. If the Tribulation is not shortened, then no, no flesh would survive, for Satan would have us all die, BUT because our Saviour, Jesus Christ DOES come...His remnant will be a witness to His coming and will be changed in the twinkling of an eye into their resurrection bodies, one like His.

Matthew 24:22
22 If those days had not been cut short, no one would survive, but for the sake of the elect those days will be shortened.


1 Corinthians 15:52
52 in a flash, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, the dead will be raised imperishable, and we will be changed.
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Re: When you least expect it, Jesus will return!
With all of this talk about Doomsday, we are being conditioned to believe that He is not coming back. There is a scripture about that somewhere. He will return when the "elite" least expect it. Which may be any day now!
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Flesh will not see the returned Christ. As he arrives as the all consuming fire....all flesh will be destroyed.
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No, not all flesh will be destroyed. If the Tribulation is not shortened, then no, no flesh would survive, for Satan would have us all die, BUT because our Saviour, Jesus Christ DOES come...His remnant will be a witness to His coming and will be changed in the twinkling of an eye into their resurrection bodies, one like His.

Matthew 24:22
22 If those days had not been cut short, no one would survive, but for the sake of the elect those days will be shortened.


1 Corinthians 15:52
52 in a flash, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, the dead will be raised imperishable, and we will be changed.
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Which means, no pre-trib rapture. The last trumpet is our clue.
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Flesh will not see the returned Christ. As he arrives as the all consuming fire....all flesh will be destroyed.
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No, not all flesh will be destroyed. If the Tribulation is not shortened, then no, no flesh would survive, for Satan would have us all die, BUT because our Saviour, Jesus Christ DOES come...His remnant will be a witness to His coming and will be changed in the twinkling of an eye into their resurrection bodies, one like His.

Matthew 24:22
22 If those days had not been cut short, no one would survive, but for the sake of the elect those days will be shortened.


1 Corinthians 15:52
52 in a flash, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, the dead will be raised imperishable, and we will be changed.
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ZOMBIES! OMG!
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Flesh will not see the returned Christ. As he arrives as the all consuming fire....all flesh will be destroyed.
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No, not all flesh will be destroyed. If the Tribulation is not shortened, then no, no flesh would survive, for Satan would have us all die, BUT because our Saviour, Jesus Christ DOES come...His remnant will be a witness to His coming and will be changed in the twinkling of an eye into their resurrection bodies, one like His.

Matthew 24:22
22 If those days had not been cut short, no one would survive, but for the sake of the elect those days will be shortened.


1 Corinthians 15:52
52 in a flash, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, the dead will be raised imperishable, and we will be changed.
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Which means, no pre-trib rapture. The last trumpet is our clue.
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Totally agree!
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Flesh will not see the returned Christ. As he arrives as the all consuming fire....all flesh will be destroyed.
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No, not all flesh will be destroyed. If the Tribulation is not shortened, then no, no flesh would survive, for Satan would have us all die, BUT because our Saviour, Jesus Christ DOES come...His remnant will be a witness to His coming and will be changed in the twinkling of an eye into their resurrection bodies, one like His.

Matthew 24:22
22 If those days had not been cut short, no one would survive, but for the sake of the elect those days will be shortened.


1 Corinthians 15:52
52 in a flash, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, the dead will be raised imperishable, and we will be changed.
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ZOMBIES! OMG!
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The coolest kind!!!
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Jesus was supposed to return before that generation ended. people were supposed to bodily rise from the grave, and that is why christians refused to be cremated when they died, because they expected to bodily rise from the grave.

it didn't happen.

2000 years later it still didn't happen.

it's not going to happen.
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2 Peter 3:3-4
Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,

4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.
KJV
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Wow, totally did not see your post, but we quoted the exact same scriptures. That has got to be something cool. Great minds think alike or something like that.
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Flesh will not see the returned Christ. As he arrives as the all consuming fire....all flesh will be destroyed.
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No, not all flesh will be destroyed. If the Tribulation is not shortened, then no, no flesh would survive, for Satan would have us all die, BUT because our Saviour, Jesus Christ DOES come...His remnant will be a witness to His coming and will be changed in the twinkling of an eye into their resurrection bodies, one like His.

Matthew 24:22
22 If those days had not been cut short, no one would survive, but for the sake of the elect those days will be shortened.


1 Corinthians 15:52
52 in a flash, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, the dead will be raised imperishable, and we will be changed.
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Changed in the twinkling of an eye...what do you think that means? It means all flesh burns away.

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Following this logic, christians should give up, go away and forget all about him, don't ever read the bible either.

Then when he is truly forgotten, he will come back because this will be the maximum point of least expectancy.

Then everyone will say 'who the fuck are you?'

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Re: When you least expect it, Jesus will return!
Jesus was supposed to return before that generation ended. people were supposed to bodily rise from the grave, and that is why christians refused to be cremated when they died, because they expected to bodily rise from the grave.

it didn't happen.

2000 years later it still didn't happen.

it's not going to happen.
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2 Peter 3:3-4
Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,

4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.
KJV
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Wow, totally did not see your post, but we quoted the exact same scriptures. That has got to be something cool. Great minds think alike or something like that.
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Yes! It is definatly soon!
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Jesus was supposed to return before that generation ended. people were supposed to bodily rise from the grave, and that is why christians refused to be cremated when they died, because they expected to bodily rise from the grave.

it didn't happen.

2000 years later it still didn't happen.

it's not going to happen.
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2 Peter 3:3-4
Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,

4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.
KJV
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Wow, totally did not see your post, but we quoted the exact same scriptures. That has got to be something cool. Great minds think alike or something like that.
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Through history people have been saying this. I will tell you this. To expect Jesus to come save the day is when the enemy puts a bullet in your head!

You should not expect Jesus to come save your sorry asses. Grow some balls one day and fight!

When that time comes many men will become women and many men will become real men!

That's my two cents! Take it or leave it!

Heavens not over flowing! koolaid
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Sound advice

It's crazy that people today think that the bible was written specifically for them. People a hundred years ago thought it was just for them. Two hundred years ago, the same thing. It's just a damn book, people.
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I'm starting to wonder that. I mean for years and years and YEARS we've been waiting, but those same people have passed. Now here we all are, doing the same damn thing. As if we are the special group. Wtf

I'm wondering lately, it's been a few thousand years, none of us were there to witness anything. We go by a book that has been translated, chapters left out, and handed down over the course of time..and no Jesus yet. I don't know now... I'm afraid I don't see it happening folks.

Ever wonder why people can't wait and hope its in their lifetime? I assume they are afraid to die and want to see the proof before they actually head out. The older I get and the more I see, I hope, but I become less and less convinced of this second coming.
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Wish he'd hurry.

Anxiously awaiting.
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Re: When you least expect it, Jesus will return!
Following this logic, christians should give up, go away and forget all about him, don't ever read the bible either.

Then when he is truly forgotten, he will come back because this will be the maximum point of least expectancy.

Then everyone will say 'who the fuck are you?'

:toung
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Must suck to be you!
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Through history people have been saying this. I will tell you this. To expect Jesus to come save the day is when the enemy puts a bullet in your head!

You should not expect Jesus to come save your sorry asses. Grow some balls one day and fight!

When that time comes many men will become women and many men will become real men!

That's my two cents! Take it or leave it!

Heavens not over flowing! koolaid
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Sound advice

It's crazy that people today think that the bible was written specifically for them. People a hundred years ago thought it was just for them. Two hundred years ago, the same thing. It's just a damn book, people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29941383


I'm starting to wonder that. I mean for years and years and YEARS we've been waiting, but those same people have passed. Now here we all are, doing the same damn thing. As if we are the special group. Wtf

I'm wondering lately, it's been a few thousand years, none of us were there to witness anything. We go by a book that has been translated, chapters left out, and handed down over the course of time..and no Jesus yet. I don't know now... I'm afraid I don't see it happening folks.

Ever wonder why people can't wait and hope its in their lifetime? I assume they are afraid to die and want to see the proof before they actually head out. The older I get and the more I see, I hope, but I become less and less convinced of this second coming.
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Jesus had compassion on the masses. We are the masses. I think He was mostly speaking to His apostles.
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Well we can Cross that off our list

lol

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hahahaha..rofl...Oh I mean thats so wrong....lol
Unity is our greatest ally..
For this is the way we will rise out of the ashes that is sure to come...

I will send him against an hypocritical nation, and against the people of my wrath will I give him a charge, to take the spoil, and to take the prey, and to tread them down like the mire of the streets.

7 Howbeit he meaneth not so, neither doth his heart think so; but it is in his heart to destroy and cut off nations not a few.
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Well we can Cross that off our list

lol

:cross:
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hahahaha..rofl...Oh I mean thats so wrong....lol
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I do believe that the cross has been exploited!
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Well we can Cross that off our list

lol

:cross:
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hahahaha..rofl...Oh I mean thats so wrong....lol
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I do believe that the cross has been exploited!
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And,may I add,used!
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Well we can Cross that off our list

lol

cross
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hahahaha..rofl...Oh I mean thats so wrong....lol
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I do believe that the cross has been exploited!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31307312


And,may I add,used!
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yes it has..lol...or has it?
Unity is our greatest ally..
For this is the way we will rise out of the ashes that is sure to come...

I will send him against an hypocritical nation, and against the people of my wrath will I give him a charge, to take the spoil, and to take the prey, and to tread them down like the mire of the streets.

7 Howbeit he meaneth not so, neither doth his heart think so; but it is in his heart to destroy and cut off nations not a few.
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Then what the hell is the point in him coming back here if everyone else is in heaven?
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It's called the "Millennial Reign". Satan has had his time to screw things up here, Jesus will come back and establish HIS Kingdom here (once the earth is restored from the nukes that will be flying during the Tribulation) for 1000 yrs. and show Him how it's done! Rather than try to argue this point, wouldn't it be better to accept Him as your Savior and be a part of this anticipation? There's nothing like that peace in this world of despair and doom!

I am certainly LOOKING UP!!
"When you see these things begin to take place, LOOK UP and lift up your head for your Redemption draweth nigh."
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So what do you think about all the dead generations that thought just like you? That did really nothing because I feel like my generation failed me but that’s not true.

My parents failed me, my grandparents and many families have failed to stop this tyrannical system.

Americans now are so stupid now that they continue to accept being poisoned and knowingly willing and accepting mental desensitizing projections/materials.

BAAAAA, BAAAA, SAVE ME! BAAAA, BAAA,

Grow some balls!
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You failed yourself the moment you made that post. Grow some balls.
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Here is a woman that has bigger balls than most men.


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Flesh will not see the returned Christ. As he arrives as the all consuming fire....all flesh will be destroyed.
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No, not all flesh will be destroyed. If the Tribulation is not shortened, then no, no flesh would survive, for Satan would have us all die, BUT because our Saviour, Jesus Christ DOES come...His remnant will be a witness to His coming and will be changed in the twinkling of an eye into their resurrection bodies, one like His.

Matthew 24:22
22 If those days had not been cut short, no one would survive, but for the sake of the elect those days will be shortened.


1 Corinthians 15:52
52 in a flash, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, the dead will be raised imperishable, and we will be changed.
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Changed in the twinkling of an eye...what do you think that means? It means all flesh burns away.
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Chip, I'm pretty sure there will be those who won't be resurrected, they didn't take the mark, but they weren't necessarily 'all for Christ' either; they won't be 'changed', as the Millennium will be populated by mortal men as well, 'as the sands of the seashore' and I know that the Bible states that the armies of Armageddon who come against Jerusalem will be destroyed. Is there some scripture I am missing here?


Revelation 20:7-10
7 When the thousand years are over, Satan will be released from his prison 8 and will go out to deceive the nations in the four corners of the earth—Gog and Magog—to gather them for battle. In number they are like the sand on the seashore. 9 They marched across the breadth of the earth and surrounded the camp of God’s people, the city he loves. But fire came down from heaven and devoured them. 10 And the devil, who deceived them, was thrown into the lake of burning sulfur, where the beast and the false prophet had been thrown. They will be tormented day and night for ever and ever.



Zechariah 14:12-13
12 This is the plague with which the Lord will strike all the nations that fought against Jerusalem: Their flesh will rot while they are still standing on their feet, their eyes will rot in their sockets, and their tongues will rot in their mouths. 13 On that day men will be stricken by the Lord with great panic. Each man will seize the hand of another, and they will attack each other.
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hahahaha..rofl...Oh I mean thats so wrong....lol
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I do believe that the cross has been exploited!
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And,may I add,used!
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yes it has..lol...or has it?
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Yes,Lucifer, It has benn...for "your glory"! Right?
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hahahaha..rofl...Oh I mean thats so wrong....lol
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I do believe that the cross has been exploited!
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And,may I add,used!
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yes it has..lol...or has it?
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Yes,Lucifer, It has benn...for "your glory"! Right?
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hahahaha..rofl...Oh I mean thats so wrong....lol
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I do believe that the cross has been exploited!
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And,may I add,used!
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yes it has..lol...or has it?
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Yes,Lucifer, It has benn...for "your glory"! Right?
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It's just...

I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasin' Jesus. Get his sweet salvation all over my face!
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It's just...

I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasin' Jesus. Get his sweet salvation all over my face!
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It's just...

I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasin' Jesus. Get his sweet salvation all over my face!
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I think he will come when the last person he wants saved...is saved.
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Then what the hell is the point in him coming back here if everyone else is in heaven?
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It's called the "Millennial Reign". Satan has had his time to screw things up here, Jesus will come back and establish HIS Kingdom here (once the earth is restored from the nukes that will be flying during the Tribulation) for 1000 yrs. and show Him how it's done! Rather than try to argue this point, wouldn't it be better to accept Him as your Savior and be a part of this anticipation? There's nothing like that peace in this world of despair and doom!

I am certainly LOOKING UP!!
"When you see these things begin to take place, LOOK UP and lift up your head for your Redemption draweth nigh."
angel4
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So what do you think about all the dead generations that thought just like you? That did really nothing because I feel like my generation failed me but that’s not true.

My parents failed me, my grandparents and many families have failed to stop this tyrannical system.

Americans now are so stupid now that they continue to accept being poisoned and knowingly willing and accepting mental desensitizing projections/materials.

BAAAAA, BAAAA, SAVE ME! BAAAA, BAAA,

Grow some balls!
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LOL yea that was a terrible argument on his part.

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