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Just In: Civil War Averted!

 
ru1im2
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Just In: Civil War Averted!
That's right folks.

Civil War has been averted!

Since their record of collections is almost pristine and the propaganda and mind control has been so deeply ingrained into everyday Amerikans, it has been decided that IRS Agents will be confiscating the guns.

Yes, the ones Amerikans already fear most will use their highly trained specialists to collect guns just as they have been collecting the few delinquent tax moneys they rarely have to go after.

It is expected most Amerikans will now peacefully lay down their guns just as they have so willingly laid out the do-re-mi all these last 100 years.

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

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I don't think it really matters
who they send

the outcome will be the same
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And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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The only thing that is going to get "laid down" is OP's Mom.........
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The IRS is also going to enforce the Obamacare tax increases.

They are going to be hiring thousands.

Get in your application now.
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The only thing that is going to get "laid down" is OP's Mom.........
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31425009


Truth stings a 'lil, no?
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I don't think it really matters
who they send

the outcome will be the same
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15712705


Point is:

Very few guns will have to be collected just as very few fail to pay the protection money now.

If you don't want them to come after the guns later, stop funding them now.

Ever hear of Sun Tzu?
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You will be required to pay your tax in guns. No dollars or other currency will be accepted, only guns.
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ATTENTION:

The gun confiscation scare is a diversion!

They are raising your taxes, NOW!

They will raise them more soon!

They want the money!

They don't actually care about the guns!

DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER
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ru1im2 (OP)

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You will be required to pay your tax in guns. No dollars or other currency will be accepted, only guns.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28185728


Since the fiat money isnt worth jack anyway they would come out way ahead wouldnt they!?!
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the threats to ban all guns is a psy-op to make people stock up guns.

The US military has been down sized yet will be sent into 35 or so African countries because China is going there to pillage the vast mineral resources and the US is countering that move.

If any foreign nation thinks they can invade the continental US because all their military is scattered around the globe, they will be met with many million armed to the teeth US citizens who are pissed and just aching to take it out on someone.

Keep up the gun ban talk to prepare the US to repel outside
invaders!
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So when the 'civil war' starts, will you keep going to work every day?

If so, you will be sending money to the enemy.

If not, then how will you support yourself and family?

This is not the 1800's, people.

There will not be a Confederation of 'Gun states' vs. 'Non-Gun states.

Face the facts.

You haven't thought this one thru.

There will be no 'civil war' as so imagined.

Want to stop the beast?

Stop feeding it your hard earned money.

Tax revolt is the language they understand.

The gun grab is a diversion.

The MONEY GRAB is their goal.

Be a goal-keeper!
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Re: Just In: Civil War Averted!
the threats to ban all guns is a psy-op to make people stock up guns.

The US military has been down sized yet will be sent into 35 or so African countries because China is going there to pillage the vast mineral resources and the US is countering that move.

If any foreign nation thinks they can invade the continental US because all their military is scattered around the globe, they will be met with many million armed to the teeth US citizens who are pissed and just aching to take it out on someone.

Keep up the gun ban talk to prepare the US to repel outside
invaders!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7670264


THIS^ has got to be the most ridiculous theory to date.

"The Government wants us to protect ourselves against Chinese invaders."

OMG!

Then why did they let the FED sell over 5 Trillion in debt to the Chinese?

They sold you into slavery and you think they are helping you?
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Save your breath.
Americans have watched so much tv their brains have turned to mush.
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Being a fool is one thing...

...not knowing you're a fool is another.

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