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Say goodbye to oysters. Soon they will be gone forever.

 
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Say goodbye to oysters. Soon they will be gone forever.
It turned out that "corrosive" seawater, which makes it harder for young oysters to build shells, was largely to blame. Like the atmosphere, the world's seas are burdened by our fossil fuel use and deforestation. The ocean has sponged up a quarter of the carbon dioxide humans have produced since the Industrial Revolution, steadily lowering its pH. Today's seas are 30 percent more acidic than their pre-industrial ancestors. By the turn of the century, scientists anticipate they will be 150 percent more so -- a trend that led National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) chief Jane Lubchenco to call ocean acidification climate change's "equally evil twin."


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01/03/2013 11:01 PM

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Re: Say goodbye to oysters. Soon they will be gone forever.
Like phlegm or snots anyway.....ooh and no pearls......suckers!!!
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Re: Say goodbye to oysters. Soon they will be gone forever.
Nooooo!

I love raw oysters with a splash of hot sauce and a squeeze of fresh lemon.
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01/03/2013 11:03 PM

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Re: Say goodbye to oysters. Soon they will be gone forever.
Oysters will be fine. It's just more CO2 alarmist bullshit.
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01/03/2013 11:04 PM

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Re: Say goodbye to oysters. Soon they will be gone forever.
Wouldn't eat them.. They look like boogers.. Sad news though..
** To boldly go **
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01/03/2013 11:05 PM
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Re: Say goodbye to oysters. Soon they will be gone forever.
That's ok,I'll just have to find another way to give my bitches pearl necklaces.....
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01/03/2013 11:07 PM
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Re: Say goodbye to oysters. Soon they will be gone forever.
MY OYSTERS ARE DOING GREAT
IM AN OYSTER FARMER
SO GO AWAY
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01/03/2013 11:11 PM
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Re: Say goodbye to oysters. Soon they will be gone forever.
It turned out that "corrosive" seawater, which makes it harder for young oysters to build shells, was largely to blame. Like the atmosphere, the world's seas are burdened by our fossil fuel use and deforestation. The ocean has sponged up a quarter of the carbon dioxide humans have produced since the Industrial Revolution, steadily lowering its pH. Today's seas are 30 percent more acidic than their pre-industrial ancestors. By the turn of the century, scientists anticipate they will be 150 percent more so -- a trend that led National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) chief Jane Lubchenco to call ocean acidification climate change's "equally evil twin."


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 Quoting: RIP oysters 31459551


Yeah in the Pacific Northwest......maybe,

We have tonnes of them in NZ.
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01/03/2013 11:27 PM
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Re: Say goodbye to oysters. Soon they will be gone forever.
Oysters have a massively higher level of zinc in them beyond any other foodstuff known to man.

...Although, ironically to those of us who are alergic to zinc, their disappearance will be hardly a tearful event.
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01/03/2013 11:28 PM
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Re: Say goodbye to oysters. Soon they will be gone forever.
Good, mucus in a shell
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01/03/2013 11:36 PM
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Re: Say goodbye to oysters. Soon they will be gone forever.
bottom feeders, they eat the shit of fish as well as algae..you eat shit mixed with seaweed..or its radiated from the PACIFIC
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01/03/2013 11:39 PM

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Re: Say goodbye to oysters. Soon they will be gone forever.
I'm a 'clam guy' anyway.

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01/03/2013 11:42 PM
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Re: Say goodbye to oysters. Soon they will be gone forever.
Oysters will be fine. It's just more CO2 alarmist bullshit.
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I agree.
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01/03/2013 11:46 PM
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Re: Say goodbye to oysters. Soon they will be gone forever.
Oysters will be fine. It's just more CO2 alarmist bullshit.
 Quoting: Chip


I agree.
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Keep cruising down that river - de Nile, that is...
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01/03/2013 11:55 PM
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Re: Say goodbye to oysters. Soon they will be gone forever.
angryface
Good, pork and prawns next

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01/04/2013 12:01 AM
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Re: Say goodbye to oysters. Soon they will be gone forever.
Sounds like as good as reason as any to enact a global carbon tax so we can ship money to Chinese factory owners to pollute more.
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Re: Say goodbye to oysters. Soon they will be gone forever.
just imagining the first person EVER to eat an oyster.
'hmm...looks like a piece of snot. yeah ok i'm in'???
then he/she told someone else about the snot and they also went, 'yeah ok.'

so weird....
superfluous moon
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01/04/2013 12:31 AM
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Re: Say goodbye to oysters. Soon they will be gone forever.
bump
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Re: Say goodbye to oysters. Soon they will be gone forever.
just imagining the first person EVER to eat an oyster.
'hmm...looks like a piece of snot. yeah ok i'm in'???
then he/she told someone else about the snot and they also went, 'yeah ok.'

so weird....
 Quoting: superfluous moon


Oysters use to be a poor mans food in the 18th and 19th centuries. Now they are a high priced delicacy.
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