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So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?

 
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So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?

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Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
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Because they swam underwater????
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I love these threads.
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I love these threads.
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Yes, I always feel a little piece of my soul wither away...but still a fun intellectual exercise.
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Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
Something I was wondering about recently ... venomous snakes : they have a couple fangs, hollow like hypodermic needles, connected to poison glands, some of them can spit the venom out of their teeth ...

How did evolution and natural selection create all that equipment? And how long did it take? Millions of years? While poison glands and hollow teeth slowly evolved?
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Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
Something I was wondering about recently ... venomous snakes : they have a couple fangs, hollow like hypodermic needles, connected to poison glands, some of them can spit the venom out of their teeth ...

How did evolution and natural selection create all that equipment? And how long did it take? Millions of years? While poison glands and hollow teeth slowly evolved?
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Millions and millions.

Heck, even Pat Robertson thinks there are dinosaurs now.
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Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
Something I was wondering about recently ... venomous snakes : they have a couple fangs, hollow like hypodermic needles, connected to poison glands, some of them can spit the venom out of their teeth ...

How did evolution and natural selection create all that equipment? And how long did it take? Millions of years? While poison glands and hollow teeth slowly evolved?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30969028


Millions and millions.

Heck, even Pat Robertson thinks there are dinosaurs now.
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But how did it accidentally happen that they wind up with this marvelous hypodermic system that injects poison?
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Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
Something I was wondering about recently ... venomous snakes : they have a couple fangs, hollow like hypodermic needles, connected to poison glands, some of them can spit the venom out of their teeth ...

How did evolution and natural selection create all that equipment? And how long did it take? Millions of years? While poison glands and hollow teeth slowly evolved?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30969028


Millions and millions.

Heck, even Pat Robertson thinks there are dinosaurs now.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


But how did it accidentally happen that they wind up with this marvelous hypodermic system that injects poison?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30969028


Genetic gene crossing-over, mutations, variation in gene pool...

It's fascinating.

Maybe the snake ate something that produced a poison in its system...it didn't affect the snake, the snake gets hungry and bites into something, prey is paralyzed, hey snake gets an easy time eating and survives.

Other snakes didn't have as much luck, the poison killed them


A million years is an almost incomprehensible time span.

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Genetic gene crossing-over, mutations, variation in gene pool...

It's fascinating.
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Or in other words, you don't know.
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Genetic gene crossing-over, mutations, variation in gene pool...

It's fascinating.
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Or in other words, you don't know.
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Explain how cancer works????? MUTATIONS?????

I've tried to help you the best I can from what I remember from my Biology classes.

Science can't explain everything however.

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that's right pray the gay away. Resist the temptation to suck cocks.
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Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
Genetic gene crossing-over, mutations, variation in gene pool...

It's fascinating.
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Or in other words, you don't know.
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Hmm...I didn't get that from what he said...you must be dense
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Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Read section on Environmental Changes, hope it is helpful. This is a very good explanation.
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Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
Something I was wondering about recently ... venomous snakes : they have a couple fangs, hollow like hypodermic needles, connected to poison glands, some of them can spit the venom out of their teeth ...

How did evolution and natural selection create all that equipment? And how long did it take? Millions of years? While poison glands and hollow teeth slowly evolved?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30969028


Millions and millions.

Heck, even Pat Robertson thinks there are dinosaurs now.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


"Millions and millions"? Mind explaining how time thinks?
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Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
Something I was wondering about recently ... venomous snakes : they have a couple fangs, hollow like hypodermic needles, connected to poison glands, some of them can spit the venom out of their teeth ...

How did evolution and natural selection create all that equipment? And how long did it take? Millions of years? While poison glands and hollow teeth slowly evolved?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30969028


Millions and millions.

Heck, even Pat Robertson thinks there are dinosaurs now.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


"Millions and millions"? Mind explaining how time thinks?
 Quoting: DGN


Well, it took him a little while to put two and two together, but he finally came to.
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Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
Genetic gene crossing-over, mutations, variation in gene pool...

It's fascinating.
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Or in other words, you don't know.
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That's fabulous..... cross-over? ....and I thought the 'evolution' word is amusing.
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Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
Genetic gene crossing-over, mutations, variation in gene pool...

It's fascinating.
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Or in other words, you don't know.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30969028


That's fabulous..... cross-over? ....and I thought the 'evolution' word is amusing.
chuckle
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Well hey, glad you like it.

Like I said, I think science can't explain everything.

I'm giving you a subtle hint I am not as crazy as you think I am.

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Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
Why did you delete my post? The answer is in the video, elephants don't drink through their trunk it is an evolutionary tool that helps them drink.
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Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
Something I was wondering about recently ... venomous snakes : they have a couple fangs, hollow like hypodermic needles, connected to poison glands, some of them can spit the venom out of their teeth ...

How did evolution and natural selection create all that equipment? And how long did it take? Millions of years? While poison glands and hollow teeth slowly evolved?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30969028


Millions and millions.

Heck, even Pat Robertson thinks there are dinosaurs now.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


"Millions and millions"? Mind explaining how time thinks?
 Quoting: DGN


Well, it took him a little while to put two and two together, but he finally came to.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Express your "two and two" in a biological DNA equation to verify your theory for me.
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Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
Something I was wondering about recently ... venomous snakes : they have a couple fangs, hollow like hypodermic needles, connected to poison glands, some of them can spit the venom out of their teeth ...

How did evolution and natural selection create all that equipment? And how long did it take? Millions of years? While poison glands and hollow teeth slowly evolved?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30969028


Millions and millions.

Heck, even Pat Robertson thinks there are dinosaurs now.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


"Millions and millions"? Mind explaining how time thinks?
 Quoting: DGN


Time doesn't think. What is this babble?
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Why did you delete my post? The answer is in the video, elephants don't drink through their trunk it is an evolutionary tool that helps them drink.
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Ditch the cussing and post on. Apply the question to their trunks k?
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Millions and millions.

Heck, even Pat Robertson thinks there are dinosaurs now.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


"Millions and millions"? Mind explaining how time thinks?
 Quoting: DGN


Well, it took him a little while to put two and two together, but he finally came to.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Express your "two and two" in a biological DNA equation to verify your theory for me.
 Quoting: DGN


Obviously there are no evolutionary biologist on here so why don't you post this shit on a science forum?
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Why did you delete my post? The answer is in the video, elephants don't drink through their trunk it is an evolutionary tool that helps them drink.
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Ditch the cussing and post on. Apply the question to their trunks k?
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BE NICE!!!

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Why did you delete my post? The answer is in the video, elephants don't drink through their trunk it is an evolutionary tool that helps them drink.
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Ditch the cussing and post on. Apply the question to their trunks k?
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I'm sorry did your preacher use to spank you if you swore?
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Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
Something I was wondering about recently ... venomous snakes : they have a couple fangs, hollow like hypodermic needles, connected to poison glands, some of them can spit the venom out of their teeth ...

How did evolution and natural selection create all that equipment? And how long did it take? Millions of years? While poison glands and hollow teeth slowly evolved?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30969028


Millions and millions.

Heck, even Pat Robertson thinks there are dinosaurs now.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


"Millions and millions"? Mind explaining how time thinks?
 Quoting: DGN


Time doesn't think. What is this babble?
 Quoting: LSDreamer


Millions of years pass, and time doesn't think of anything at all, it isn't intelligence able to rewrite creatures genetic code, it has no consciousness.
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Millions and millions.

Heck, even Pat Robertson thinks there are dinosaurs now.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


"Millions and millions"? Mind explaining how time thinks?
 Quoting: DGN


Time doesn't think. What is this babble?
 Quoting: LSDreamer


Millions of years pass, and time doesn't think of anything at all, it isn't intelligence able to rewrite creatures genetic code, it has no consciousness.
 Quoting: DGN


What? cruise
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"Millions and millions"? Mind explaining how time thinks?
 Quoting: DGN


Well, it took him a little while to put two and two together, but he finally came to.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Express your "two and two" in a biological DNA equation to verify your theory for me.
 Quoting: DGN


Obviously there are no evolutionary biologist on here so why don't you post this shit on a science forum?
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You're up, you believe their trunks magically 'evolved', what ever that means, you defend your faith in NON-intelligent design.1rof1
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"Millions and millions"? Mind explaining how time thinks?
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Time doesn't think. What is this babble?
 Quoting: LSDreamer


Millions of years pass, and time doesn't think of anything at all, it isn't intelligence able to rewrite creatures genetic code, it has no consciousness.
 Quoting: DGN


What? cruise
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My work here is to help whom ever it may concern to discern between intelligent design and the theoritical NON-intelligent design.
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Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
Why did you delete my post? The answer is in the video, elephants don't drink through their trunk it is an evolutionary tool that helps them drink.
 Quoting: LSDreamer


Ditch the cussing and post on. Apply the question to their trunks k?
 Quoting: DGN


I'm sorry did your preacher use to spank you if you swore?
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Well that's a good one. No. But i'll tell you this. One time the kid across the street fired a BB right across my face coming into the house and I fired back a smoking phrase. So mom didn't appreciate that and I got the 'mouth washed out with soap' treatment while that xyz5#$#2 steve cassidy BB guy got off free.
Moral of my story is,
"Go on walking in wisdom toward those on the outside, buying out the opportune time for yourselves. 6 Let YOUR utterance be always with graciousness, seasoned with salt, so as to know how YOU ought to give an answer to each one." Col4:5
Buddy, you really put me through my paces on this one.
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OP your threads remind me of those 1 a day message calenders.
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Evolution is a Bilderberg NWO lie to lead people away from God