Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 1,381 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 584,035
Pageviews Today: 748,108Threads Today: 107Posts Today: 2,379
06:06 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?

 
DGN (OP)
Revelation in real time

User ID: 30782865
United States
01/04/2013 01:00 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
OP your threads remind me of those 1 a day message calenders.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10372663

tounge
DGN (OP)
Revelation in real time

User ID: 30782865
United States
01/04/2013 01:03 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
Genetic gene crossing-over, mutations, variation in gene pool...

It's fascinating.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Or in other words, you don't know.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30969028


That's fabulous..... cross-over? ....and I thought the 'evolution' word is amusing.
chuckle
 Quoting: DGN


Well hey, glad you like it.

Like I said, I think science can't explain everything.

I'm giving you a subtle hint I am not as crazy as you think I am.

:)
 Quoting: Astral Goat


OOOPPPSSS...... sorry... I missed that. Great expression! Got beaned on that one, catchya next pitch, k?
5a

Last Edited by DGN on 01/04/2013 01:04 AM
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 6757239
United States
01/04/2013 01:15 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
This is the problem with creationist's arguments, they don't even have the basic understandings of evolution, or how it is fact. Not an opinion.

An elephant's trunk did not evolve overnight, that is not how it works.
These processes take a very long time. You're thinking in terms of it wasn't , then it was. No, these things slowly progress through different stages until they eventually get to where they are most effective.
So then, it starts and at no point does an animal not have a less effective mechanism, it merely operates with what it has until the process has been completed, but then again no of these are complete.
Just because you do not understand the evolutionary process, does not make you correct about every question that comes into your head.
Must you be so arrogant about your obvious ignorance.
How come a didn't sink until it developed fins huh, Mr asshole?
That's how dumb you sound.
DGN (OP)
Revelation in real time

User ID: 30782865
United States
01/04/2013 01:25 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
This is the problem with creationist's arguments, they don't even have the basic understandings of evolution, or how it is fact. Not an opinion.

An elephant's trunk did not evolve overnight, that is not how it works.
These processes take a very long time. You're thinking in terms of it wasn't , then it was. No, these things slowly progress through different stages until they eventually get to where they are most effective.
So then, it starts and at no point does an animal not have a less effective mechanism, it merely operates with what it has until the process has been completed, but then again no of these are complete.
Just because you do not understand the evolutionary process, does not make you correct about every question that comes into your head.
Must you be so arrogant about your obvious ignorance.
How come a didn't sink until it developed fins huh, Mr asshole?
That's how dumb you sound.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6757239


QUOTE; "How come a didn't sink until it developed fins huh, Mr?"
and..... that would be my point. They didn't drown into extinction because God created them fully functional from the start?

Last Edited by DGN on 01/04/2013 01:33 AM
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31290791
United States
01/04/2013 01:30 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
How did you type drivel like this while you were waiting for God to create your fingers?
DGN (OP)
Revelation in real time

User ID: 30782865
United States
01/04/2013 01:32 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
How did you type drivel like this while you were waiting for God to create your fingers?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31290791


Are we mixing 'evolutionary theory' with deliberate intelligent creation here?
cool2
mr_brightside74

User ID: 27751944
United States
01/04/2013 01:34 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
OP, sorry but you're logic is faltered. Do you not understand that God 'created' evolution?
Mr. Brightside
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 22373790
United States
01/04/2013 01:34 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
How did you type drivel like this while you were waiting for God to create your fingers?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31290791


AHahahaha...
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 7122996
United States
01/04/2013 01:40 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
the trunk wasn't the only thing that was changing,as the animal grew(evolutionarily)so did the trunk
DGN (OP)
Revelation in real time

User ID: 30782865
United States
01/04/2013 01:43 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
OP, sorry but you're logic is faltered. Do you not understand that God 'created' evolution?
 Quoting: mr_brightside74


No so feel free to explain why he couldn't design complete creatures from the start that wouldn't suffercate/starve/dehydrate into extinction in the million years it took the 'evolution' thingy to figure out for them how to reproduce.

Last Edited by DGN on 01/04/2013 01:44 AM
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31290791
United States
01/04/2013 01:46 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
OP, sorry but you're logic is faltered. Do you not understand that God 'created' evolution?
 Quoting: mr_brightside74


No so feel free to explain why he couldn't design complete creatures from the start that wouldn't suffercate/starve/dehydrate into extinction in the million years it took the 'evolution' thingy to figure out for them how to reproduce.
 Quoting: DGN


The fact that you can't see how a preceding species can't cope without a specific attribute shows how pants on fucking head retarded you really are. You know how there are lots of animals that don't have trunks? Like most of them? That is how the pre-elephant species didn't fucking dehydrate, like the goddamn rest of fauna.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 7122996
United States
01/04/2013 01:47 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
OP, sorry but you're logic is faltered. Do you not understand that God 'created' evolution?
 Quoting: mr_brightside74


No so feel free to explain why he couldn't design complete creatures from the start that wouldn't suffercate/starve/dehydrate into extinction in the million years it took the 'evolution' thingy to figure out for them how to reproduce.
 Quoting: DGN


The fact that you can't see how a preceding species can't cope without a specific attribute shows how pants on fucking head retarded you really are. You know how there are lots of animals that don't have trunks? Like most of them? That is how the pre-elephant species didn't fucking dehydrate, like the goddamn rest of fauna.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31290791
but why come they didnt suffercate?
DGN (OP)
Revelation in real time

User ID: 30782865
United States
01/04/2013 01:48 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
the trunk wasn't the only thing that was changing,as the animal grew(evolutionarily)so did the trunk
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7122996


Who rewrote it's genetic codes... the elephant fairies?

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31290791
United States
01/04/2013 01:49 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
the trunk wasn't the only thing that was changing,as the animal grew(evolutionarily)so did the trunk
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7122996


Who rewrote it's genetic codes... the elephant fairies?

 Quoting: DGN


DNA is constantly changing. You yourself have DNA mutations not found in either of your parents.
DGN (OP)
Revelation in real time

User ID: 30782865
United States
01/04/2013 01:51 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
the trunk wasn't the only thing that was changing,as the animal grew(evolutionarily)so did the trunk
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7122996


Who rewrote it's genetic codes... the elephant fairies?

 Quoting: DGN


DNA is constantly changing. You yourself have DNA mutations not found in either of your parents.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31290791


Really, so am i going to 'evolve' into a what, next step is a spirit creature?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31290791
United States
01/04/2013 01:54 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
the trunk wasn't the only thing that was changing,as the animal grew(evolutionarily)so did the trunk
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7122996


Who rewrote it's genetic codes... the elephant fairies?

 Quoting: DGN


DNA is constantly changing. You yourself have DNA mutations not found in either of your parents.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31290791


Really, so am i going to 'evolve' into a what, next step is a spirit creature?
 Quoting: DGN


Your mutations are pretty much done when you are born. But regardless the mutations are there. Every generation will have mutations not found in the prior generation. So if you take a thousand generations and just what do you think will happen?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31290791
United States
01/04/2013 01:56 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
Also. Explain the bonded pair:

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 7122996
United States
01/04/2013 01:56 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
the trunk wasn't the only thing that was changing,as the animal grew(evolutionarily)so did the trunk
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7122996


Who rewrote it's genetic codes... the elephant fairies?

 Quoting: DGN
it is being written as the animal evolves,each evolutionary stage brings a new DNA variant to the table
DGN (OP)
Revelation in real time

User ID: 30782865
United States
01/04/2013 02:00 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
...


Who rewrote it's genetic codes... the elephant fairies?

 Quoting: DGN


DNA is constantly changing. You yourself have DNA mutations not found in either of your parents.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31290791


Really, so am i going to 'evolve' into a what, next step is a spirit creature?
 Quoting: DGN


Your mutations are pretty much done when you are born. But regardless the mutations are there. Every generation will have mutations not found in the prior generation. So if you take a thousand generations and just what do you think will happen?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31290791


cancer/extinction, what do you is happening, perfection?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31290791
United States
01/04/2013 02:03 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
...


DNA is constantly changing. You yourself have DNA mutations not found in either of your parents.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31290791


Really, so am i going to 'evolve' into a what, next step is a spirit creature?
 Quoting: DGN


Your mutations are pretty much done when you are born. But regardless the mutations are there. Every generation will have mutations not found in the prior generation. So if you take a thousand generations and just what do you think will happen?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31290791


cancer/extinction, what do you is happening, perfection?
 Quoting: DGN


The genetic code that leads to such flaws will be shunted out by dying off. The stronger mutations will live on. But what I was getting at is that if you take the fact that every generation has new and different mutations and you multiply that by thousands of generations, then generation one and generation 1000 would be incredibly different. If this goes on long enough it is feasible that generation 1 and 1000 wouldn't be able to produce offspring with one another due to being so genetically different. Therefore they would be a new species.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 7122996
United States
01/04/2013 02:04 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
...


DNA is constantly changing. You yourself have DNA mutations not found in either of your parents.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31290791


Really, so am i going to 'evolve' into a what, next step is a spirit creature?
 Quoting: DGN


Your mutations are pretty much done when you are born. But regardless the mutations are there. Every generation will have mutations not found in the prior generation. So if you take a thousand generations and just what do you think will happen?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31290791


cancer/extinction, what do you is happening, perfection?
 Quoting: DGN
sure,sometimes,but sometimes not....survival of the fittest
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 5366990
United States
01/04/2013 02:06 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
You do realize he is dead, right?
DGN (OP)
Revelation in real time

User ID: 30782865
United States
01/04/2013 02:07 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
Also. Explain the bonded pair:


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31290791


This guy may be the next greatest chump since the satan/darwin conspiracy to stupidify the ignorant. He said
"I think this says something about our ancestors". Like what? How can a thinking mind become so entrapped in it's own arrogance?
crazyjak
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31290791
United States
01/04/2013 02:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
Also. Explain the bonded pair:


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31290791


This guy may be the next greatest chump since the satan/darwin conspiracy to stupidify the ignorant. He said
"I think this says something about our ancestors". Like what? How can a thinking mind become so entrapped in it's own arrogance?
crazyjak
 Quoting: DGN


And yet you can't seem to explain the bonded pair. Who is the arrogant and stupid chump? Ah yes, that would be you.

Now if you really want to see a moron:

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31439477
United States
01/04/2013 02:11 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
the trunk wasn't the only thing that was changing,as the animal grew(evolutionarily)so did the trunk
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7122996


Who rewrote it's genetic codes... the elephant fairies?

 Quoting: DGN


DNA is constantly changing. You yourself have DNA mutations not found in either of your parents.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31290791


Really, so am i going to 'evolve' into a what, next step is a spirit creature?
 Quoting: DGN


Why did you start this thread to get answers that you were going to make fun of anyway??

and when you said what is next? a spirt creature? Isn't that what you think created everything??? a spirit creature????
blind as a bat
DGN (OP)
Revelation in real time

User ID: 30782865
United States
01/04/2013 02:20 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
...


Who rewrote it's genetic codes... the elephant fairies?

 Quoting: DGN


DNA is constantly changing. You yourself have DNA mutations not found in either of your parents.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31290791


Really, so am i going to 'evolve' into a what, next step is a spirit creature?
 Quoting: DGN


Why did you start this thread to get answers that you were going to make fun of anyway??

and when you said what is next? a spirt creature? Isn't that what you think created everything??? a spirit creature????
blind as a bat
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31439477


Do you think a creature made of matter could form the sun?
"21 Do YOU people not know? Do YOU not hear? Has it not been told to YOU from the outset? Have YOU not applied understanding from the foundations of the earth? 22 There is One who is dwelling above the circle of the earth, the dwellers in which are as grasshoppers, the One who is stretching out the heavens just as a fine gauze, who spreads them out like a tent in which to dwell, 23 the One who is reducing high officials to nothing, who has made the very judges of the earth as a mere unreality.
24 Never yet have they been planted; never yet have they been sown; never yet has their stump taken root in the earth. And one has only to blow upon them and they dry up; and like stubble the windstorm itself will carry them away.
25 “But to whom can YOU people liken me so that I should be made his equal?” says the Holy One. 26 “Raise YOUR eyes high up and see. Who has created these things? It is the One who is bringing forth the army of them even by number, all of whom he calls even by name. Due to the abundance of dynamic energy, he also being vigorous in power, not one [of them] is missing." Isa40:20
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31439477
United States
01/04/2013 02:26 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
...


DNA is constantly changing. You yourself have DNA mutations not found in either of your parents.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31290791


Really, so am i going to 'evolve' into a what, next step is a spirit creature?
 Quoting: DGN


Why did you start this thread to get answers that you were going to make fun of anyway??

and when you said what is next? a spirt creature? Isn't that what you think created everything??? a spirit creature????
blind as a bat
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31439477


Do you think a creature made of matter could form the sun?
"21 Do YOU people not know? Do YOU not hear? Has it not been told to YOU from the outset? Have YOU not applied understanding from the foundations of the earth? 22 There is One who is dwelling above the circle of the earth, the dwellers in which are as grasshoppers, the One who is stretching out the heavens just as a fine gauze, who spreads them out like a tent in which to dwell, 23 the One who is reducing high officials to nothing, who has made the very judges of the earth as a mere unreality.
24 Never yet have they been planted; never yet have they been sown; never yet has their stump taken root in the earth. And one has only to blow upon them and they dry up; and like stubble the windstorm itself will carry them away.
25 “But to whom can YOU people liken me so that I should be made his equal?” says the Holy One. 26 “Raise YOUR eyes high up and see. Who has created these things? It is the One who is bringing forth the army of them even by number, all of whom he calls even by name. Due to the abundance of dynamic energy, he also being vigorous in power, not one [of them] is missing." Isa40:20
 Quoting: DGN


you failed to address my point that you made a spirit creature sound like a fictitious thing. and yet you believe a spirit creature created us? im confused on your logic here...
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 5366990
United States
01/04/2013 02:33 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
Also. Explain the bonded pair:


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31290791


This guy may be the next greatest chump since the satan/darwin conspiracy to stupidify the ignorant. He said
"I think this says something about our ancestors". Like what? How can a thinking mind become so entrapped in it's own arrogance?
crazyjak
 Quoting: DGN


Why are so against dna from chumps? I think you have an hankering for bananas. js, FYI, IMP omg. Rut roo.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 10771535
United States
01/04/2013 02:34 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
Something I was wondering about recently ... venomous snakes : they have a couple fangs, hollow like hypodermic needles, connected to poison glands, some of them can spit the venom out of their teeth ...

How did evolution and natural selection create all that equipment? And how long did it take? Millions of years? While poison glands and hollow teeth slowly evolved?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30969028


Millions and millions.

Heck, even Pat Robertson thinks there are dinosaurs now.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


But how did it accidentally happen that they wind up with this marvelous hypodermic system that injects poison?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30969028


Genetic gene crossing-over, mutations, variation in gene pool...

It's fascinating.

Maybe the snake ate something that produced a poison in its system...it didn't affect the snake, the snake gets hungry and bites into something, prey is paralyzed, hey snake gets an easy time eating and survives.

Other snakes didn't have as much luck, the poison killed them


A million years is an almost incomprehensible time span.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


lmao
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 5366990
United States
01/04/2013 02:34 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
...


Really, so am i going to 'evolve' into a what, next step is a spirit creature?
 Quoting: DGN


Why did you start this thread to get answers that you were going to make fun of anyway??

and when you said what is next? a spirt creature? Isn't that what you think created everything??? a spirit creature????
blind as a bat
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31439477


Do you think a creature made of matter could form the sun?
"21 Do YOU people not know? Do YOU not hear? Has it not been told to YOU from the outset? Have YOU not applied understanding from the foundations of the earth? 22 There is One who is dwelling above the circle of the earth, the dwellers in which are as grasshoppers, the One who is stretching out the heavens just as a fine gauze, who spreads them out like a tent in which to dwell, 23 the One who is reducing high officials to nothing, who has made the very judges of the earth as a mere unreality.
24 Never yet have they been planted; never yet have they been sown; never yet has their stump taken root in the earth. And one has only to blow upon them and they dry up; and like stubble the windstorm itself will carry them away.
25 “But to whom can YOU people liken me so that I should be made his equal?” says the Holy One. 26 “Raise YOUR eyes high up and see. Who has created these things? It is the One who is bringing forth the army of them even by number, all of whom he calls even by name. Due to the abundance of dynamic energy, he also being vigorous in power, not one [of them] is missing." Isa40:20
 Quoting: DGN


you failed to address my point that you made a spirit creature sound like a fictitious thing. and yet you believe a spirit creature created us? im confused on your logic here...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31439477


Fail.

News