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Message Subject So Mr Darwin why didn't elephants go extinct from dehydration in the million years it took your evolution thingy to design their trunks chump?
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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I'll pretend your an idiot and explain Evolution...

100 giraffe-like creatures are born...1 happens to have a longer neck...the 98 die off as they can only reach the bottom leaves for food, they starve because they've eaten everything.. - the long neck breeds with a short neck...litter of 10... 5 short neck, 5 long... The longer necked ones live and the short neck ones die...

Why? Because short necked giraffes can only eat the bottom part of the tree...the long necked can eat to the top.

The Elephant trunk evolved along with the Elephant itself....

I seriously don't know how you '4000 year ago' creationists manage to turn on a computer, let alone learn to speak without drooling...

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