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I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!

 
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I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
I'm the honest kind though, not a thieving loser.5a
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01/04/2013 01:13 AM
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
I'm the honest kind though, not a thieving loser.5a
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01/04/2013 01:16 AM
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
No, seriously. I work at a Lexus dealership in the Denver area. I'm more honest than most customers. The buyers are the real liars. People think its okay to lie to us.
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01/04/2013 01:17 AM
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
Do some of the other salesman ever try to skate you?
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01/04/2013 01:21 AM
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
Do some of the other salesman ever try to skate you?
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Yes! There's always at least one bastard that will do that shit. Pisses me off!
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
I bet in this economy you get a lot of Roaches.
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01/04/2013 01:24 AM
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
Why did Lexus stop putting those bright yellow fog lights on their cars?
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01/04/2013 01:25 AM
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
Should I get the under spray.
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01/04/2013 01:26 AM
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
I have a question, how come most salesman in the car biz, know absolutely nothing about cars that they sell??????
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01/04/2013 01:28 AM
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
Does your cocaine addiction affect your home life.
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
I have a question, how come most salesman in the car biz, know absolutely nothing about cars that they sell??????
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You must not have been to a Lexus dealership. We go through incredibly extensive training on the cars at out of state locations. As far as the roaches to the other poster, not so much at the highline dealers.
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
Does your cocaine addiction affect your home life.
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That's old school buddy. I'm sure there's still some out there that do but i haven'tseen any salesmen like that in a while. Constant random drug tests.
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01/04/2013 01:31 AM
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
Do they still smoke weed in the back?
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01/04/2013 01:33 AM
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
There are no honest car salesmen.

Besides that obvious fact, are you Italian too?
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01/04/2013 01:37 AM
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
There are no honest car salesmen.

Besides that obvious fact, are you Italian too?
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You do not know me to make that assumption.
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01/04/2013 01:39 AM
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
I have a question, how come most salesman in the car biz, know absolutely nothing about cars that they sell??????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15012039


You must not have been to a Lexus dealership. We go through incredibly extensive training on the cars at out of state locations. As far as the roaches to the other poster, not so much at the highline dealers.
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Thanks OP!
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
Should I get the under spray.
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oh yah you gotta have that truecoat..

i'll go talk to the boss...
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01/04/2013 01:41 AM
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
Why did Top Gear say the Lexus SC430 is the "Worst Car In The History Of The World"?
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01/04/2013 01:43 AM
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
I'm the honest kind though, not a thieving loser.5a
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LMAO how far into draw are you?

Extensive training? For real? You don't need to be trained on shit to sell a car. In fact, the key to selling cars is to talk about anything besides the car. As soon as I would come back from the desk I would sit the paper up side down and just bullshit about whatever until the 'up' (customer) was begging me to see what the offer was.
Fuck Yea!
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01/04/2013 01:48 AM
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
How much for a DeLorean that can take me back to 1955?
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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01/04/2013 01:49 AM
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
Should I get the under spray.
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I will be honest, some of the better protection packages that dealers sell are really worth it. We went to our distributors HQ and they lit the hood of the car on fire, it just wiped right off. They clay the car, which is good because your pain job has microscopic pits in it that the clay fills and then get's sealed in. The undercoating protects from early rust development from rocks getting kicked up and scratching the underside.

Bird shit, tree sap... all that shit eats away at your crappy paint job. It is not the Dealers, or the manufacturers fault either, the EPA changed the standard on auto paint many years ago. Modern auto paint is shit.
Fuck Yea!
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01/04/2013 01:50 AM
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
How much for a DeLorean that can take me back to 1955?
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LOL, he never made it out of hill valley...



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01/04/2013 01:58 AM
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
Does your cocaine addiction affect your home life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19824705


That's old school buddy. I'm sure there's still some out there that do but i haven'tseen any salesmen like that in a while. Constant random drug tests.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3835553


Yea, Drug dealin Doug @ Cherry creek Dodge, LOL. tounge
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01/04/2013 02:01 AM
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
Does your cocaine addiction affect your home life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19824705


That's old school buddy. I'm sure there's still some out there that do but i haven'tseen any salesmen like that in a while. Constant random drug tests.
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OMG non court drug tests are the easiest thing to pass.
Fuck Yea!
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01/04/2013 02:34 AM
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
Hey hey OP if I could would you?
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01/04/2013 02:36 AM
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
Can you find me an 2006 Silverado Vortecmax with leather int. 4x4.
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
Can you find me an 2006 Silverado Vortecmax with leather int. 4x4.
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Here ya go cheap $$$!!!! $4,499 !!!! And its a convertible ! :)
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01/04/2013 03:29 AM
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
Can you find me an 2006 Silverado Vortecmax with leather int. 4x4.
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Here ya go cheap $$$!!!! $4,499 !!!! And its a convertible ! :)
[link to cars.yakaz.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17385372


Usually check the used car dealers when looking, but the markup it too big. I've found much better used car deals doing person to person transactions on craigslist or ebay. What do you think, who has the best deals?
CharlieMurphy

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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
Hey hey OP if I could would you?
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Hehe, nice!
Fuck Yea!
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
Hey hey OP if I could would you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25009543


"I don't know the price of the car, but I won't lose your business on over price."
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01/05/2013 01:51 AM
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Re: I'm a used car salesman, ask me a question!
When buying a used car/truck you want to know the rock bottom price. You will find that written on a sticker located on the windshield or one of the windows.. There will be lot # color ect. there will be a series of numbers such as (A899500B) or (C139500P) the numbers indicate to the sales person what the bottom line is on the vehicle without having to check the list or go inside. Ex car salesman dance

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