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WTF !! - ASTEROID Impact With EARTH 02.15.2013 ?? - Is This The End ??

 
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how does an object come from 1million miles to 14 thousand???
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It took a left at Albuquerque..Duh!
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Hahaha. Here we go again. Another new date and another doom prediction. What a joke !
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Dude they only tell us once, thats how they work!, God bless us all.
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Lucifer's Hammer comes to mind.

Oh, it'll never hit the Earth.

...

Oh, it could, but the chances are very small.

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Erm, right, ok, there's a pretty good chance it'll hit us.

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Red alert, get your survival kits ready.

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What's that light in the sky?

explosionexplosionexplosionahhhexplosionexplosionexplosion
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how does an object come from 1million miles to 14 thousand???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31436977


It took a left at Albuquerque..Duh!
 Quoting: Nostril Domus


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within 3.2 earth radii is 20k km or 12.6k miles.

thats effing close.
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The average interval between impacts of this size somewhere on Earth is 235.2 years
 Quoting: mathetes


TUNGUSTA!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31436977


YES

Tunguska was bad, very bad.

If it would have happened over New York City, it would have flattened all buildings within 830 square miles.
 Quoting: Astral Goat



Tungusta was more likely to have been the Death Ray trial run by Nicola Tesla. No meteor was ever found in the ground to prove it was the cause.
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2012 DA14 will miss Earth by a almost
the distance to the moon or 0.09 LD

AND even if it DID hit the Earth it would
be a city or county or small state killer
but it is too small to do huge damage because
it is only 57 meters wide.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31217084


0.09 LD is not "almost the distance to the moon" it is actually very close to earth. You might be thinking 0.90 LD...that would be almost the distance to the moon.

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Nobody told me there'd be days like these....Strange days indeed!
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~ Hitchens

"The essence of the independent mind is not in what it thinks, but how it thinks."
~ Hitchens

"A mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam."
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I LOVE science and I LOVE space but I am hugely skeptical and don't trust a word NASA says.
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5a woohoo dance
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2012 DA14 will miss Earth by a almost
the distance to the moon or 0.09 LD

AND even if it DID hit the Earth it would
be a city or county or small state killer
but it is too small to do huge damage because
it is only 57 meters wide.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31217084


0.09 LD is not "almost the distance to the moon" it is actually very close to earth. You might be thinking 0.90 LD...that would be almost the distance to the moon.
 Quoting: ExoPoliChick


it approaches almost .05 LD. thats close

and within the margin for error.
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Re: WTF !! - ASTEROID Impact With EARTH 02.15.2013 ?? - Is This The End ??
I saw one that size fall in the ocean in 1975. It went "s-s-s-s-s!" Green and orange flames. Beautiful! Nothing happened.
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CRANK UP THE DOOM MACHINE....DOOM BACK ON!!!!!gwdance
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This was on CNN today, anybody see this on any other channels ??
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Ok guys!!!! ITS ON CNN, ER MAH GERD ITS LEGITTTT!!! LOL would you chuds calm the hell down? Copy and remember my ID because when NOTHING happens I'm coming back to mock every one of you. We'll be fine you nuts.
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No....just time to wake up..... 'It is a very special day!........ 'A truly amazing one!......... 'Stay Blessed all'.......... hfpeace
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why doesnt the Earth gravity pull it in?
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Well I could spend weeks trying to teach a course on celestial mechanics, but in short, it's traveling above earth's escape velocity and its trajectory does not bring it close enough to earth to experience atmospheric drag, let alone impact. Earth's gravity will affect its orbit, but it will not "pull it in."
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


is it not so that this close pass could change the orbit in such a way that it hits us next time around? earths gravity pulling the object through the metaphorical keyhole etc etc, next pass go boom?
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The average interval between impacts of this size somewhere on Earth is 235.2 years
 Quoting: mathetes


TUNGUSTA!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31436977


YES

Tunguska was bad, very bad.

If it would have happened over New York City, it would have flattened all buildings within 830 square miles.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


actually Tunguska was not an asteroid, it was caused by Nikola Telsa pissing around with scalar waves. ;-)
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The average interval between impacts of this size somewhere on Earth is 235.2 years
 Quoting: mathetes


TUNGUSTA!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31436977


YES

Tunguska was bad, very bad.

If it would have happened over New York City, it would have flattened all buildings within 830 square miles.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Please, pick DC. Pick DC to hit little asteroid.
Do it, hit it.
Nothing there but a pile of shit anyway.
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[link to www.youtube.com]

Please Explain This

This asteroid passes earth TWICE a YEAR 200 00 miles to a MILLION Miles away
Now it is passing ONLY 14 000 MILES AWAY
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Nasa
[link to neo.jpl.nasa.gov]

WHERE WILL IT BE THE NEXT TIME ( SIX MONTHS TIME ) ?????

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as you can see the video has nothing to do with the voices that we hear. so people stop being dickheads and putting up end of the world dates because your lives are empty.s226
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I think it will hit canada or australia.
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no, the end occurred in dec 21st 2012,


point is... it's never the end. stop believing in those.
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The average interval between impacts of this size somewhere on Earth is 235.2 years
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TUNGUSTA!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31436977


YES

Tunguska was bad, very bad.

If it would have happened over New York City, it would have flattened all buildings within 830 square miles.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


YUP
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31436977


there is a city in newyork called babylon.
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why doesnt the Earth gravity pull it in?
 Quoting: MONSTER


Well I could spend weeks trying to teach a course on celestial mechanics, but in short, it's traveling above earth's escape velocity and its trajectory does not bring it close enough to earth to experience atmospheric drag, let alone impact. Earth's gravity will affect its orbit, but it will not "pull it in."
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


is it not so that this close pass could change the orbit in such a way that it hits us next time around? earths gravity pulling the object through the metaphorical keyhole etc etc, next pass go boom?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16293101


Next pass has already been ruled out as a "boom," the first possible impact isn't till about 2027 and is extremely unlikely. Even all possible future impacts cumulatively this rock has extremely low odds of hitting us, there are much more likely threats out there (comparitively).
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why doesnt the Earth gravity pull it in?
 Quoting: MONSTER


Well I could spend weeks trying to teach a course on celestial mechanics, but in short, it's traveling above earth's escape velocity and its trajectory does not bring it close enough to earth to experience atmospheric drag, let alone impact. Earth's gravity will affect its orbit, but it will not "pull it in."
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


is it not so that this close pass could change the orbit in such a way that it hits us next time around? earths gravity pulling the object through the metaphorical keyhole etc etc, next pass go boom?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16293101


Next pass has already been ruled out as a "boom," the first possible impact isn't till about 2027 and is extremely unlikely. Even all possible future impacts cumulatively this rock has extremely low odds of hitting us, there are much more likely threats out there (comparitively).
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


And for the record, my personal interest right now is focused on a rock that has been lost since 1979. It seems to be a biggun, over 600 meters wide. An impact is extremely unlikely (something like 1 in 4 million or so) and doesn't occur until 2056, but can't be ruled out since we have essentially no idea about where in its orbit it currently is; it's lost.
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The average interval between impacts of this size somewhere on Earth is 235.2 years
 Quoting: mathetes


TUNGUSTA!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31436977


YES

Tunguska was bad, very bad.

If it would have happened over New York City, it would have flattened all buildings within 830 square miles.
 Quoting: Astral Goat



Tungusta was more likely to have been the Death Ray trial run by Nicola Tesla. No meteor was ever found in the ground to prove it was the cause.
 Quoting: Indian Elder 13632800


THIS^^ He was known to test it without knowing what happened, which freaked him out.
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Well I could spend weeks trying to teach a course on celestial mechanics, but in short, it's traveling above earth's escape velocity and its trajectory does not bring it close enough to earth to experience atmospheric drag, let alone impact. Earth's gravity will affect its orbit, but it will not "pull it in."
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


is it not so that this close pass could change the orbit in such a way that it hits us next time around? earths gravity pulling the object through the metaphorical keyhole etc etc, next pass go boom?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16293101


Next pass has already been ruled out as a "boom," the first possible impact isn't till about 2027 and is extremely unlikely. Even all possible future impacts cumulatively this rock has extremely low odds of hitting us, there are much more likely threats out there (comparitively).
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


And for the record, my personal interest right now is focused on a rock that has been lost since 1979. It seems to be a biggun, over 600 meters wide. An impact is extremely unlikely (something like 1 in 4 million or so) and doesn't occur until 2056, but can't be ruled out since we have essentially no idea about where in its orbit it currently is; it's lost.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


OZE NOZE!!!!! Lost space 'roids!!!
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Don't worrry!! God and His angels are just sending the world a message and He is saying, "Get ready for the real asteroid that I will send to cause you to be brought down to your knees. But first, I am sending you warnings to repent and recieve me as your Only Lord and Saviour and God. But if you don't take heed, I will send the real destroying asteroid, that will cause great devastation, and you will know, that I am indeed, the Lord!!"
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Thank god I'm only 13,999 miles tall.
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Don't worrry!! God and His angels are just sending the world a message and He is saying, "Get ready for the real asteroid that I will send to cause you to be brought down to your knees. But first, I am sending you warnings to repent and recieve me as your Only Lord and Saviour and God. But if you don't take heed, I will send the real destroying asteroid, that will cause great devastation, and you will know, that I am indeed, the Lord!!"
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you're joking right?
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And for the record, my personal interest right now is focused on a rock that has been lost since 1979. It seems to be a biggun, over 600 meters wide. An impact is extremely unlikely (something like 1 in 4 million or so) and doesn't occur until 2056, but can't be ruled out since we have essentially no idea about where in its orbit it currently is; it's lost.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


600 Meters thats... almost 2000 feet wide (1968ft)... or almost 4 tenths of a mile...

and yeah its unlikely that it will hit us...

But its lost... thats worth checking into...

A person could get into all kinds of crazy on the speculation of why its lost...

but i think finding it would be a endeavor worth partaking. The GLPers who can... should band together and look for it... best I can do is stand in my yard with binoculars or point lol lol lol so im useless

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