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Help me Astral Punch David Wilcock in the Forehead again.

 
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Help me Astral Punch David Wilcock in the Forehead again.
Before you go to sleep tonight focus your spiritual energy. Imagine your spiritual energy joining countless others in one great big giant spirit fist headed straight for David Wilcock's forehead. Imagine it connecting, and him falling over and passing out.

We can do this guys, you just have to believe.
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hilarious
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hilarious
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grinning But it's something we must do. It's a battle for the spirit world, we must win.
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Re: Help me Astral Punch David Wilcock in the Forehead again.
Wilcock has a fivehead.
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Here is a photo to help you focus, guys:

[link to deskofbrian.com]
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OP, just make sure you don't accidentally donkey punch him instead.

He might really like it if you were to do that.
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OP, just make sure you don't accidentally donkey punch him instead.

He might really like it if you were to do that.
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It is my hope that the amount of Spirit Warriors outnumbers the amount of Cockboys and that we will overcome any attempt at corruption and we will fist the right place.

After we astral punch his forehead I propose we attempt an astral bro-fist in celebration.
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OP, just make sure you don't accidentally donkey punch him instead.

He might really like it if you were to do that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277549


It is my hope that the amount of Spirit Warriors outnumbers the amount of Cockboys and that we will overcome any attempt at corruption and we will fist the right place.

After we astral punch his forehead I propose we attempt an astral bro-fist in celebration.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


chuckle



hf
Difficulties strengthen the Mind as labor does the body...
~Seneca
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Re: Help me Astral Punch David Wilcock in the Forehead again.
can we astral punch him in the throat instead?
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can we astral punch him in the throat instead?
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He's so used to... I don't really want to type it but... taking men's organs in the throat, that he's developed an invulnerability to throat hits of any kind. His weakness is in his gigantic forehead.
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funchrist

count me in!
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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scared He will nut our fists this is a bad idea!
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funchrist

count me in!
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lmao


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Re: Help me Astral Punch David Wilcock in the Forehead again.
can we astral punch him in the throat instead?
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He's so used to... I don't really want to type it but... taking men's organs in the throat, that he's developed an invulnerability to throat hits of any kind. His weakness is in his gigantic forehead.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


can we falcon punch him in the throat?
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can we astral punch him in the throat instead?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30966607


He's so used to... I don't really want to type it but... taking men's organs in the throat, that he's developed an invulnerability to throat hits of any kind. His weakness is in his gigantic forehead.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


can we falcon punch him in the throat?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30966607


He'd just swallow it and ask for more, man. He can take anything in the throat. Anything.

It's got to be the forehead.
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can we astral punch him in the throat instead?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30966607


He's so used to... I don't really want to type it but... taking men's organs in the throat, that he's developed an invulnerability to throat hits of any kind. His weakness is in his gigantic forehead.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


can we falcon punch him in the throat?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30966607


He'd just swallow it and ask for more, man. He can take anything in the throat. Anything.

It's got to be the forehead.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


i got somethin for his throat

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cock. Fraudcock.
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Re: Help me Astral Punch David Wilcock in the Forehead again.
Before you go to sleep tonight focus your spiritual energy. Imagine your spiritual energy joining countless others in one great big giant spirit fist headed straight for David Wilcock's forehead. Imagine it connecting, and him falling over and passing out.

We can do this guys, you just have to believe.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


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Re: Help me Astral Punch David Wilcock in the Forehead again.
bump for astral awareness.
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Re: Help me Astral Punch David Wilcock in the Forehead again.
Before you go to sleep tonight focus your spiritual energy. Imagine your spiritual energy joining countless others in one great big giant spirit fist headed straight for David Wilcock's forehead. Imagine it connecting, and him falling over and passing out.

We can do this guys, you just have to believe.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Before I go to sleep, my question is: what is hidden under the huge forehead? Smiley

Last Edited by smilesun on 01/04/2013 05:13 PM
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Re: Help me Astral Punch David Wilcock in the Forehead again.
Before you go to sleep tonight focus your spiritual energy. Imagine your spiritual energy joining countless others in one great big giant spirit fist headed straight for David Wilcock's forehead. Imagine it connecting, and him falling over and passing out.

We can do this guys, you just have to believe.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


cruise
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Re: Help me Astral Punch David Wilcock in the Forehead again.
Before you go to sleep tonight focus your spiritual energy. Imagine your spiritual energy joining countless others in one great big giant spirit fist headed straight for David Wilcock's forehead. Imagine it connecting, and him falling over and passing out.

We can do this guys, you just have to believe.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Before I go to sleep, my question is: what is hidden under the huge forehead? Smiley
 Quoting: smilesun


Simplest answer: You don't want to know.
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Re: Help me Astral Punch David Wilcock in the Forehead again.
OP, just make sure you don't accidentally donkey punch him instead.

He might really like it if you were to do that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277549


It is my hope that the amount of Spirit Warriors outnumbers the amount of Cockboys and that we will overcome any attempt at corruption and we will fist the right place.

After we astral punch his forehead I propose we attempt an astral bro-fist in celebration.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


chuckle



hf
 Quoting: Seer777


I dreamed of Wilcock's forehead last night.

lol.

I just remembered.


hf
Difficulties strengthen the Mind as labor does the body...
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Why don't you just whip out your giant spiritual wildcock and slap him ?
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Re: Help me Astral Punch David Wilcock in the Forehead again.
Update:

Our first try went well. I feel that we knocked David Wilcock back a few steps, but we need to really hit him hard. So let's try this again tonight. Remember to embrace your inner light, and let it vibrate through you. Imagine the collective fist, ascend into a higher being. You can do it, I believe in you.
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Update:

Our first try went well. I feel that we knocked David Wilcock back a few steps, but we need to really hit him hard. So let's try this again tonight. Remember to embrace your inner light, and let it vibrate through you. Imagine the collective fist, ascend into a higher being. You can do it, I believe in you.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


cruise

yessir
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Night 2:

We formed a bigger fist, but his forehead didn't cave under the force of our mighty astral punch. I suspect a Wilcock fanboy may have also corrupted our astral fist. Be wary of the spirit next to you on night 3. I have high hopes that we will succeed. Repeat this mantra before you go to sleep:

"May his forehead fall like an old oak tree"
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Re: Help me Astral Punch David Wilcock in the Forehead again.
Before you go to sleep tonight focus your spiritual energy. Imagine your spiritual energy joining countless others in one great big giant spirit fist headed straight for David Wilcock's forehead. Imagine it connecting, and him falling over and passing out.

We can do this guys, you just have to believe.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Before I go to sleep, my question is: what is hidden under the huge forehead? Smiley
 Quoting: smilesun


Simplest answer: You don't want to know.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


I want to know ... You are the Author of deskofbrian? DeskofBrian, DOB, is a 'Blog News' website set to deliver some of the most potent and interesting news and commentary discussing everything from politics to Pop Culture. Smiley
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Success!

David Wilcock's forehead exploded like a pinata and stolen spirit wells shot outward like little bite sized candies. He has been banished from the realm for 24 hours. But he will find his way back...

When he does, we will be ready.
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GLP, I need your help again... let's make this happen.

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