BREAKING: David Wilcock's Online Dating Profile Found

Found and posted from a popular online dating site:

Name: David Wilcock
Weight: 125
Height: 5'9"
Hair: Blonde

Occupation: New Age Guru, Ascended Master, Bringer Of The Prophesied Brown Kachina

Honors and Achievements: 15 time reincarnated master, I have been known as RA, Quetzalcoatl, Edgar Cayce, Liberace, Edgar RaCock, Harvey Milk, Joan of Arc as well as many others.

Hobbies: channeling, hanging with the fanboys, everything new age and fabulous, singing, getting stoned and coming up with my own cool science, initiating young fanboys in my private meditation chambers, getting others to explore and probe the wonders of my brown kachina.


About Me: Ascended Master David Wilcock here. Perhaps you've seen me at a conference, on Ancient Aliens or in a past life when I was your god. Or maybe you were a fan of my body of work from the 90's when I was a star on the adult movie business, movie name, 'Edgar RaCock' or Gayvid Dreamcock! Well if you have seen from any of these things then you know what you are getting, the complete package! I'm looking for another like minded soul. A new agey guy who wouldn't be intimidated by exploring the wonders of my brown kachina and who could also accompany me to my conferences. Drop me a line future fanboy!


More About Me:

Here is me channeling RA:




Me serenading a fanboy: