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Due to Popular Demand... The GLP Dating Thread!!!

 
Patrick Bateman

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Due to Popular Demand... The GLP Dating Thread!!!
Ok, so here it is, the long talked about and ever entertaining GLP dating thread!!

I know many will hate and disagree, but I truly believe this thread has some potential and may truly help some for the better.

Some will use it for entertainment and joking, others more serious, I do not care, as long as everyone has fun!

So no need to hate, if you do not like the thread, don't come in it or partake, this should not be a hard concept to follow.

I reserve the right to block those who are being mean and off-topic just to bring the thread down. This will not be tolerated.

So, to get stated, there have been many great long-term relationships that have started by singles meeting on GLP, and this may help to contribute to more, which I believe is awesome. This site is full of many smart, intelligent, kind-hearted, beautiful people of all ages, many with very common views and hobbies.


So people, post away. Find people in your area to talk to, long distance, whatever floats your boat. Even just flirting and having fun, making jokes, friends, learning, advice, whatever, Just remember to be respectful, and above all SAFE.

NOW THIS IS IMPORTANT

I cannot express the safety enough. If people do meet on here and decide to meet up in real life, remember to be cautions and SAFE. The internet is a crazy place and most people act/role play and act nothing in real life like they may on here.

This place has some amazing people, but also all other ends of the spectrum including psychopaths, sociopaths, criminals, hackers, etc.

So I cannot stress how safe you should be with your information, meeting, and all sorts of other private things.


So talk about private things, what you are looking for, what works, relationships, friendships, FWB,what you like in the opposite sex, what you don't like, what you live about relationships, sex, everything. No subject that is on topic is too taboo. This is match-maker meets love-line meets friends.

Also, this will be a great place for advice and ?'s about your own relationships.

But remember there will be trolls, so take lots of what is said with a grain of salt, but I will do my best to keep it under control.


So ladies, gents, let the discussions begin!

Last Edited by Patrick Bateman on 01/10/2013 02:23 PM
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Also suggestions or advice is more than welcome! Everyone have fun!
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Remember, this is not just about dating, but tips, advice, ?'s, funny date stories, and soo much more!! Enjoy!
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Lol, I am sure some ladies could help this poor man out, starting with a sponge bath and make-over!

Last Edited by Patrick Bateman on 01/05/2013 02:30 PM
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jumpella
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OMW, the jumping elephant MADE the thread :)
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Just one small thing if you wish to impress the ladies....stick a D on the end of the word 'demand'...do it incognito, so nobody will know...

Then feel free to delete this post MIB
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chuckle Hello, all.
"Imagine no possessions"

"As Above, So Below"

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I am sorry for the OP being so long winded, but I wanted people to understand it is much more than just a dating thread, and also to be aware that safety come 1st, the internet is full of creepers.

On another note, inthe future if I miss some abusive posts that need deleted, PM me so that I can delete then, than you.
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Try bumping this thread tonight after 10pm, guaranteed a much more responsive crowd.

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chuckle Hello, all.
 Quoting: IndigoSerenity76


Hello love!! ; )
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Just one small thing if you wish to impress the ladies....stick a D on the end of the word 'demand'...do it incognito, so nobody will know...

Then feel free to delete this post MIB
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


LOL!
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chuckle Hello, all.
 Quoting: IndigoSerenity76


Hello love!! ; )
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman



I find these threads extremely entertaining and refreshing. How are you today?
"Imagine no possessions"

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ONE STAR FROM ME!

THIS IS A CONSPIRACY SITE, NOT A GOD DAMN DATING SITE!!!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10601066


It's a conspiracy, fringe, UFo's and soo much more, read the site, and allow some of us who are not doom obsessed and always wrong to have some fun! Fucking virgin scrooge.. Don't click the thread.
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there was another dating thread started a few days ago.
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Wake me up when the women get here.
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Re: Due to Popular Demand... The GLP Dating Thread!!!
there was another dating thread started a few days ago.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


here it is:
Thread: glp singles and open to love

lots of people have already posted in that thread.
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chuckle Hello, all.
 Quoting: IndigoSerenity76


Hello love!! ; )
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman



I find these threads extremely entertaining and refreshing. How are you today?
 Quoting: IndigoSerenity76


I think it wil be fun and keep some people away from the doom for a bit! I am having a great day, finalizing my plans for tonight, and how are you doing beautiful! ; )
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ONE STAR FROM ME!

THIS IS A CONSPIRACY SITE, NOT A GOD DAMN DATING SITE!!!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10601066


It's a conspiracy, fringe, UFo's and soo much more, read the site, and allow some of us who are not doom obsessed and always wrong to have some fun! Fucking virgin scrooge.. Don't click the thread.
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman


lol

"virgin scrooge" that made me laugh.
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chuckle Hello, all.
 Quoting: IndigoSerenity76


Hello, member of the opposite sex. hi


















LOL I said sex. 1rof1
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Wake me up when the women get here.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Lol, my man!!! You just wait, I have a feeling this will be a good one! Especially tonight when these amazing ladies are a little tipsy!
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So is this like virtual dating? Like I use paypal to dish up $100 for a delightful imaginative dinner, dancing maybe movie and then don't hear from my date...ever...again?

Can I just use imaginary money, like pretend I spent a $100?
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This should be entertaining. pop
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there was another dating thread started a few days ago.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


here it is:
Thread: glp singles and open to love

lots of people have already posted in that thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


Bah, that is history, this is today.

Plus less trolling in this thread as PB is not afraid to bane the haters.
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chuckle Hello, all.
 Quoting: IndigoSerenity76


Hello, member of the opposite sex. hi


















LOL I said sex. 1rof1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31555492


Lol see, it will be amusing, as well as a hook up place, ahah
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there was another dating thread started a few days ago.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


here it is:
Thread: glp singles and open to love

lots of people have already posted in that thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


Bah, that is history, this is today.

Plus less trolling in this thread as PB is not afraid to bane the haters.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Not at all. I will play with the ban hammer like I am Thor.. the real one (no offense ping).

On topic, respectful, funny, whatever. Just don't be an ass and all will be well.
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Wake me up when the women get here.
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Lol, my man!!! You just wait, I have a feeling this will be a good one! Especially tonight when these amazing ladies are a little tipsy!
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman


Damn, I might miss it.
Packers playoff's tonight...must be social. (IRL) LoL.
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ONE STAR FROM ME!

THIS IS A CONSPIRACY SITE, NOT A GOD DAMN DATING SITE!!!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10601066


It's a conspiracy, fringe, UFo's and soo much more, read the site, and allow some of us who are not doom obsessed and always wrong to have some fun! Fucking virgin scrooge.. Don't click the thread.
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman


lol

"virgin scrooge" that made me laugh.
 Quoting: HI.Lander


Lol, good to see ya man!
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Wake me up when the women get here.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Lol, my man!!! You just wait, I have a feeling this will be a good one! Especially tonight when these amazing ladies are a little tipsy!
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman


Damn, I might miss it.
Packers playoff's tonight...must be social. (IRL) LoL.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Ahh, true that! Don't worry I am going to keep this going for a while. If it ever gets dull, I'll post ?'s and what not to get some boosts!
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This will be like Maxim meets Cosmopolitan meets Playboy, with hopefully some dating in there somewhere!
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