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Due to Popular Demand... The GLP Dating Thread!!!

 
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(cough).....the D...(cough)
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Wake me up when the women get here.
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Lol, my man!!! You just wait, I have a feeling this will be a good one! Especially tonight when these amazing ladies are a little tipsy!
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman


Damn, I might miss it.
Packers playoff's tonight...must be social. (IRL) LoL.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Ahh, true that! Don't worry I am going to keep this going for a while. If it ever gets dull, I'll post ?'s and what not to get some boosts!
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman


OK, just so we understand eachother though,
I get first crack at Apocalypse Girl, right? ;-`)
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(cough).....the D...(cough)
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


Hmmm, he made need some anti-biotics ladies!! Stay clear!
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Lol, my man!!! You just wait, I have a feeling this will be a good one! Especially tonight when these amazing ladies are a little tipsy!
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman


Damn, I might miss it.
Packers playoff's tonight...must be social. (IRL) LoL.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Ahh, true that! Don't worry I am going to keep this going for a while. If it ever gets dull, I'll post ?'s and what not to get some boosts!
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman


OK, just so we understand eachother though,
I get first crack at Apocalypse Girl, right? ;-`)
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


lol, I hope she comes in here shortly for you to get that chance!
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(cough).....the D...(cough)
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny



^^^
 Quoting: Ladydoom


PB, what sublime strategy.

An obvious typo used to encourage posters to keep reminding you
and therefore bump the thread. Nice.
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Re: Due to Popular Demand... The GLP Dating Thread!!!
there was another dating thread started a few days ago.
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here it is:
Thread: glp singles and open to love

lots of people have already posted in that thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


Bah, that is history, this is today.

Plus less trolling in this thread as PB is not afraid to bane the haters.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Not at all. I will play with the ban hammer like I am Thor.. the real one (no offense ping).

On topic, respectful, funny, whatever. Just don't be an ass and all will be well.
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman


Excellent idea OP! About time bump
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Erm Patrick I'm feeling a little bit shy at the moment. Can I come back a little bit later please?
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here it is:
Thread: glp singles and open to love

lots of people have already posted in that thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26372742


Bah, that is history, this is today.

Plus less trolling in this thread as PB is not afraid to bane the haters.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Not at all. I will play with the ban hammer like I am Thor.. the real one (no offense ping).

On topic, respectful, funny, whatever. Just don't be an ass and all will be well.
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman


Excellent idea OP! About time bump
 Quoting: Taralily


It was your idea!! And yes, great idea! This will be fun, and hopefully a very long lived thread!

I mean everyone has their own experiences ideas, informaton, etc.. This could go on forever and constantly evolve!
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Maybe when I'm in a fluffy place.

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Good luck PB!!!

Its possible to find love here. I didnt think it was......and I was wrong, thank god for that too. 6 months talking, 6 months dating....and we are madly in love......perfect for each other in every way, plus my jervis is a hottie!!! Double win!!!
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chuckle Hello, all.
 Quoting: IndigoSerenity76


Hello love!! ; )
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman



I find these threads extremely entertaining and refreshing. How are you today?
 Quoting: IndigoSerenity76


I think it wil be fun and keep some people away from the doom for a bit! I am having a great day, finalizing my plans for tonight, and how are you doing beautiful! ; )
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman



I think so too. I know I am pretty bored with doom, lol. That is awesome. I am having a pretty chill day today :).
"Imagine no possessions"

"As Above, So Below"

)O(
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right, spoil them women even more, to boost their ego even more

chuckle
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(cough).....the D...(cough)
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny



^^^
 Quoting: Ladydoom


PB, what sublime strategy.

An obvious typo used to encourage posters to keep reminding you
and therefore bump the thread. Nice.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


hmm...that must be it...I've been outwitted! hmm


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Good luck PB!!!

Its possible to find love here. I didnt think it was......and I was wrong, thank god for that too. 6 months talking, 6 months dating....and we are madly in love......perfect for each other in every way, plus my jervis is a hottie!!! Double win!!!
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


Awesome V!!! I didn't know you love birds met on here! Another great reason for this thread! Hope all is well!

cheers for you two!!
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Hello love!! ; )
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman



I find these threads extremely entertaining and refreshing. How are you today?
 Quoting: IndigoSerenity76


I think it wil be fun and keep some people away from the doom for a bit! I am having a great day, finalizing my plans for tonight, and how are you doing beautiful! ; )
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman



I think so too. I know I am pretty bored with doom, lol. That is awesome. I am having a pretty chill day today :).
 Quoting: IndigoSerenity76


hf
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right, spoil them women even more, to boost their ego even more

chuckle
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I love women, everything about them, including spoiling them!
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chuckle Hello, all.
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Hello, member of the opposite sex. hi


















LOL I said sex. 1rof1
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lol ohyeah
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"As Above, So Below"

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I like long walks on the beach, lying on a soft rug in front of a log fire and immediate doom end
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Good luck PB!!!

Its possible to find love here. I didnt think it was......and I was wrong, thank god for that too. 6 months talking, 6 months dating....and we are madly in love......perfect for each other in every way, plus my jervis is a hottie!!! Double win!!!
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


Wow, I guess you can find love on GLP amongst all the doom.

Congrats!

How nervous were you when you both set a date to meet face-to-face?
"Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived."

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Good luck PB!!!

Its possible to find love here. I didnt think it was......and I was wrong, thank god for that too. 6 months talking, 6 months dating....and we are madly in love......perfect for each other in every way, plus my jervis is a hottie!!! Double win!!!
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


Wow, I guess you can find love on GLP amongst all the doom.

Congrats!

How nervous were you when you both set a date to meet face-to-face?
 Quoting: HI.Lander


Very nervous. Very intense and very nervous!
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So ladies, what do you look for in a guy? Can be characteristics if virtue, physical, what ever you want to discuss.
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Sum times on tasten day I get to drunk to keep the fire going under the still so Im looking for a women with a strong back for spittin' firewood.
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I have a weiner GLP girls!!!
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Not to be cynical, but what happens if you find someone you really like/love get together and then the inevitable question from family/friends arrives, "Where did you two meet"? What do you say then, hmmm?

We met on a conspiracy website and found we had many theories in common, Fred here thinks aliens are manifestations of our collective sub-consciousness while I tend to think they are an alien reptilian race who's main disinfo agent is David dIcke.

We both found common grounds though in realizing Hilary Clinton is a clone of Marie Antoinette, original renderings/depictions of said person were redacted by the PTB to hide their insidious plot to promote cigar sales in the Southern states.
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So ladies, what do you look for in a guy? Can be characteristics if virtue, physical, what ever you want to discuss.
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman



Honesty
Depth
Strength (I like to feel like it is safe being the girl)
Loyalty
Cleanliness
Compassion
Has to love animals & kids
Has to like hiking (my favorite place to be is in the woods)
"Imagine no possessions"

"As Above, So Below"

)O(
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Not to be cynical, but what happens if you find someone you really like/love get together and then the inevitable question from family/friends arrives, "Where did you two meet"? What do you say then, hmmm?

We met on a conspiracy website and found we had many theories in common, Fred here thinks aliens are manifestations of our collective sub-consciousness while I tend to think they are an alien reptilian race who's main disinfo agent is David dIcke.

We both found common grounds though in realizing Hilary Clinton is a clone of Marie Antoinette, original renderings/depictions of said person were redacted by the PTB to hide their insidious plot to promote cigar sales in the Southern states.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 961432


cruise

Yeah, talk about awkward dinner conversation.
"Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived."

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So ladies, what do you look for in a guy? Can be characteristics if virtue, physical, what ever you want to discuss.
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman



Honesty
Depth
Strength (I like to feel like it is safe being the girl)
Loyalty
Cleanliness
Compassion
Has to love animals & kids
Has to like hiking (my favorite place to be is in the woods)
 Quoting: IndigoSerenity76


Great choices Indigo, you are single right?

I almost forgot to mention, hiking is oone fo my favorite past time, want to hike the AT with me? I plan on doing so within the next few years,

The qualities I look for...

Kindness, loving, honesty, loyalty, self-respectful, fun, funny, intelligent, compassion, takes care of themselves, of course I need a couple physical ones, so not in any order eyes, smile and ass ; )


Also, many guys are turned off by "crazy"" but I think we are all crazy in our own way and if a woman wasn't crazy at all I would think something was wrong, lol. I know that sounds weird and is hard to explain but perhaps some out here will know what I am trying to say.

Yes perhaps to much "baggage" is a bad thing, but it is the problems and difficulties that couples endure and overcome that make them closer. To me the perfect relationship is not one with no problems or anything of that sort, but one that allows the couple grow and learn from their problems and passed baggage.

Sorry for the rambling, I have been up all night, lol, and apparently am kind of lonely, haha.

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Not to be cynical, but what happens if you find someone you really like/love get together and then the inevitable question from family/friends arrives, "Where did you two meet"? What do you say then, hmmm?

We met on a conspiracy website and found we had many theories in common, Fred here thinks aliens are manifestations of our collective sub-consciousness while I tend to think they are an alien reptilian race who's main disinfo agent is David dIcke.

We both found common grounds though in realizing Hilary Clinton is a clone of Marie Antoinette, original renderings/depictions of said person were redacted by the PTB to hide their insidious plot to promote cigar sales in the Southern states.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 961432


LOL, I've never met anyone in person that I met online, but I am not one to care too much what people think.
"Imagine no possessions"

"As Above, So Below"

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