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Due to Popular Demand... The GLP Dating Thread!!!

 
Patrick Bateman (OP)

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Not at all. I'm just north of Philly and the fans are assholes and the teams suck.
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Oh yea ... in PA
 Quoting: Illogiklylogical


Just north? Like Neshaminey? I'm from PA as well. One of my best friends is from NE Philla, so I get down there quite a bit. I do hate their sports teams and fans, but it is an awesome city.
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Oh boy ... You're not one of those feastervillians are you? Hazys Bar and Grill?
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Lol, I don't think so. My old roommate is from NE, so I am there quite a bit. Frankfort is where he is from, but we usually go center city or old city when we go out.
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lol....

So my daughters front tooth was loose and she was getting impatient for the tooth fairy so she could collect.

You guys need to see this, hilarious. Make sure you watch the last second, the video cut off just a split second too early, but you can still see her reaction... priceless.


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lol....

So my daughters front tooth was loose and she was getting impatient for the tooth fairy so she could collect.

You guys need to see this, hilarious. Make sure you watch the last second, the video cut off just a split second too early, but you can still see her reaction... priceless.


 Quoting: CalmShock


"didn't hurt" too cute.
Is that your daughter?

I hope she doesn't hold a grudge when she figures out
the tooth fairy conspiracy. chuckle
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02/24/2013 11:13 AM
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lol....

So my daughters front tooth was loose and she was getting impatient for the tooth fairy so she could collect.

You guys need to see this, hilarious. Make sure you watch the last second, the video cut off just a split second too early, but you can still see her reaction... priceless.


 Quoting: CalmShock


"didn't hurt" too cute.
Is that your daughter?

I hope she doesn't hold a grudge when she figures out
the tooth fairy conspiracy. chuckle
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Lol, yup that's my girl.

I'm hoping she doesn't either... She's got it all figured out but doesn't want to let us down I think.

She's like "K... I'm going to bed now... I'll probably be asleep soon so the tooth fairy can bring my money right away.."

hint hint.

Same thing at Christmas. She sort of knows but just testing the theory.
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lol....

So my daughters front tooth was loose and she was getting impatient for the tooth fairy so she could collect.

You guys need to see this, hilarious. Make sure you watch the last second, the video cut off just a split second too early, but you can still see her reaction... priceless.


 Quoting: CalmShock


Aww, she's so cute!!! LOL, my grandfather used to do the door/loose tooth thing with us grandkids. Usually works. Glad everything turned out ok, I'm sure she was relieved it was out! u2efine
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Junkyard Lily
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Here's my sprout, Theresa, she pulled out her guitar during a visit with my friend to play some Metallica, lol.


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lol....

So my daughters front tooth was loose and she was getting impatient for the tooth fairy so she could collect.

You guys need to see this, hilarious. Make sure you watch the last second, the video cut off just a split second too early, but you can still see her reaction... priceless.


 Quoting: CalmShock


Aww calm she is the cutest thing....I can see your looks in there!!..;)

Her reaction is sooo funny...screaming in shock...'has it gone'...and then calmly saying 'it didn't hurt'!!

Oh she takes after her dad....shockcalm...hehe

Last Edited by pinkpixiexx on 02/24/2013 01:58 PM
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace"

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
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Here's my sprout, Theresa, she pulled out her guitar during a visit with my friend to play some Metallica, lol.


 Quoting: Junkyard Lily


ahhh she is so cool...lol how old is she?
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace"

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
Junkyard Lily
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Thanks, Pixie, she'll be 18 in June. hf One of your sprouts had a birthday recently if I remember correctly, happy belated!
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lol....

So my daughters front tooth was loose and she was getting impatient for the tooth fairy so she could collect.

You guys need to see this, hilarious. Make sure you watch the last second, the video cut off just a split second too early, but you can still see her reaction... priceless.


 Quoting: CalmShock


Aww, she's so cute!!! LOL, my grandfather used to do the door/loose tooth thing with us grandkids. Usually works. Glad everything turned out ok, I'm sure she was relieved it was out! u2efine
 Quoting: Junkyard Lily


She's still a bit freaked out, lol.

"It...it.. it feels weird daddy" *pouty facy*

She took it like a champ though. I asked her if she wants to do some more...

"NO WAY... I'm not doing THAT again..."

Tooth fairy dropped her a cool 20 for being so brave... We'll see once the next tooth gets loose if she's up for another one. I told her we'll tie it to a ball and she can throw it... lol
Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
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Here's my sprout, Theresa, she pulled out her guitar during a visit with my friend to play some Metallica, lol.


 Quoting: Junkyard Lily


That's awesome.

She looks just like you. Good looks and talent must run rampant throughout your family ;)
Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
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lol....

So my daughters front tooth was loose and she was getting impatient for the tooth fairy so she could collect.

You guys need to see this, hilarious. Make sure you watch the last second, the video cut off just a split second too early, but you can still see her reaction... priceless.


 Quoting: CalmShock


Aww calm she is the cutest thing....I can see your looks in there!!..;)

Her reaction is sooo funny...screaming in shock...'has it gone'...and then calmly saying 'it didn't hurt'!!

Oh she takes after her dad....shockcalm...hehe
 Quoting: pinkpixiexx


lol, shockcalm... So perfect.

I wish her reaction didn't get cut off so quick, but still... pretty funny stuff.
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lol....

So my daughters front tooth was loose and she was getting impatient for the tooth fairy so she could collect.

You guys need to see this, hilarious. Make sure you watch the last second, the video cut off just a split second too early, but you can still see her reaction... priceless.


 Quoting: CalmShock


Aww, she's so cute!!! LOL, my grandfather used to do the door/loose tooth thing with us grandkids. Usually works. Glad everything turned out ok, I'm sure she was relieved it was out! u2efine
 Quoting: Junkyard Lily


She's still a bit freaked out, lol.

"It...it.. it feels weird daddy" *pouty facy*

She took it like a champ though. I asked her if she wants to do some more...

"NO WAY... I'm not doing THAT again..."

Tooth fairy dropped her a cool 20 for being so brave... We'll see once the next tooth gets loose if she's up for another one. I told her we'll tie it to a ball and she can throw it... lol
 Quoting: CalmShock


$20 bucks!? Sheesh, US tooth fairy is stingy by comparison, lol. Tie it to a ball? My kid would have said, "Oh, you think that's what you're going to do, huh." O_o LOL
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Here's my sprout, Theresa, she pulled out her guitar during a visit with my friend to play some Metallica, lol.


 Quoting: Junkyard Lily


That's awesome.

She looks just like you. Good looks and talent must run rampant throughout your family ;)
 Quoting: CalmShock


Thx. hf She's definitely me from the nose up, she's getting contact lenses in the next week or so, she's really excited.

That was my best friend Allie putting up the metal horns in the vid, lol.
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hah...well maybe I'll dig out some photo's or vids of my sprouts too....lol

Last Edited by pinkpixiexx on 02/25/2013 08:32 PM
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace"

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
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"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace"

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
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 Quoting: pinkpixiexx


Where are you headed?
Or just out for a stroll?
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whistle
 Quoting: pinkpixiexx


Where are you headed?
Or just out for a stroll?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


haha..just strolling around..
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace"

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
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Three blondes walk into the side of a building.
You would figure at least the 3rd one would have seen it.
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Three blondes walk into the side of a building.
You would figure at least the 3rd one would have seen it.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


ok...(feeling very dumb here)...but why should the 3rd one know?
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace"

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
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Three blondes walk into the side of a building.
You would figure at least the 3rd one would have seen it.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


ok...(feeling very dumb here)...but why should the 3rd one know?
 Quoting: pinkpixiexx


Walk INTO the side of a building,
not through a door and into the building.
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ok...I actually got that bit....I think I'm maybe over analysing this...lol
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace"

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
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ok...I actually got that bit....I think I'm maybe over analysing this...lol
 Quoting: pinkpixiexx


See, they didn't even notice the building and walked right into it. Boom, they hit the side of the building and fall down.
Cuz, buildings are solid and blondes cannot walk through bricks and concrete. ;-`)
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ok...I actually got that bit....I think I'm maybe over analysing this...lol
 Quoting: pinkpixiexx


See, they didn't even notice the building and walked right into it. Boom, they hit the side of the building and fall down.
Cuz, buildings are solid and blondes cannot walk through bricks and concrete. ;-`)
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


i know that...I was just thinking if they all walked in to wall at same time then...well...


hey forget that...i'll just


chuckle


How are you today anyway wisc....lol
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace"

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
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oh and I just realised today that someone upgraded me for this month...have no idea who.....wish I did coz I'd like to say thanks....but such a sweet thing to do...some very kind people here.
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace"

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
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Do you speak any other languages?
I know a little German.


















He lives down the road from me. ;-`)
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Do you speak any other languages?
I know a little German.


















He lives down the road from me. ;-`)
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


chuckle
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace"

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
So I said "Implants?"
She hit me.
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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
So I said "Implants?"
She hit me.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Haha lol
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace"

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
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See I can get jokes.....just need to be direct and not allow room for me to be analytical....lol
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace"

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”