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Due to Popular Demand... The GLP Dating Thread!!!

 
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Sense of humor....like that!
 Quoting: ohnonotagain


I don't like to take myself too seriously sometimes, this world is full of enough seriousness. :-)
 Quoting: Junkyard Lily


I've been too serious today...even got red karma'd, lol! Need to mellow out, relax and enjoy a cold one. Like your signature...the song reminds me of a better time, which seems so long ago....
 Quoting: ohnonotagain


You know, life...is what we make it. Some days good, some bad. It is good to kick back and relax sometimes, and just appreciate what we have in front of us...little things, and just do the best we can, one day at a time. Life's too short. peace
 Quoting: Junkyard Lily

+1000000

reflect on the things that make us happy!

reflecting on the unhappy things is self inflicted torment
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Lily do you know what the answer is to the greatest mystery of all time ??
 Quoting: Maple King


Yes :-)
~ What the world needs now is love, sweet love... ~
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I love this song and you all too...always have to go when things are getting interesting...;-(

Why does time exist anyway? Who needs time?

I dedicate this song to Calm whatever...ofcourse the wrong song but who cares...he wouldn't Im sure

Wish I didn't drink a bottle of wine...but I loved being here...thank you and Patrick too...hf



s226 whatever...
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has anyone hooked up cause of this thread and bumped uglys

if so post pics
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Lily, I think you should get off his lap. That is NOT a baby snail in his pocket...
 Quoting: CalmShock


No, it's not ;-)
 Quoting: Junkyard Lily


oh yeah baby!

its cosmic alrightohyeah

& thnx so much for the syrup ill cherish it all in one great big pancake feasthf
 Quoting: Maple King


My pleasure! :-) I had it hand-made by little elves in Antarctica. I paid them triple overtime to get it done in ten minutes. :-D

I can make you some pancakes! What type would you like? :-)
 Quoting: Junkyard Lily


pancakes?

...

PANcakes..?

...

panCAKES??!!??

sammich or gtfo
Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
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Lily, I think you should get off his lap. That is NOT a baby snail in his pocket...
 Quoting: CalmShock


No, it's not ;-)
 Quoting: Junkyard Lily


oh yeah baby!

its cosmic alrightohyeah

& thnx so much for the syrup ill cherish it all in one great big pancake feasthf
 Quoting: Maple King


My pleasure! :-) I had it hand-made by little elves in Antarctica. I paid them triple overtime to get it done in ten minutes. :-D

I can make you some pancakes! What type would you like? :-)
 Quoting: Junkyard Lily


oh you're melting my heart over here you seductive sweet thing you

you surprise me,, thats what I want

:)
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Lily do you know what the answer is to the greatest mystery of all time ??
 Quoting: Maple King


Yes :-)
 Quoting: Junkyard Lily


luvstruk
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I love this song and you all too...always have to go when things are getting interesting...;-(

Why does time exist anyway? Who needs time?

I dedicate this song to Calm whatever...ofcourse the wrong song but who cares...he wouldn't Im sure

Wish I didn't drink a bottle of wine...but I loved being here...thank you and Patrick too...hf



s226 whatever...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28057136


Sorry you have to go, nite nite and best wishes!
~ What the world needs now is love, sweet love... ~
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:willyrebel:
 Quoting: sonic doom

Nope, just utilizing a teachable moment.
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Let me know when the teaching starts. :belgium troll:
 Quoting: sonic doom

I am not directing my remarks to incorrigibles, although I am uncomfortable defining people that way. Ultimately, triage is about using time and energies effectively.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25613380


:tkill:
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bye hollandhf

thnx for the tunes
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has anyone hooked up cause of this thread and bumped uglys

if so post pics
 Quoting: SeaPunk


:weird girl:
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No, it's not ;-)
 Quoting: Junkyard Lily


oh yeah baby!

its cosmic alrightohyeah

& thnx so much for the syrup ill cherish it all in one great big pancake feasthf
 Quoting: Maple King


My pleasure! :-) I had it hand-made by little elves in Antarctica. I paid them triple overtime to get it done in ten minutes. :-D

I can make you some pancakes! What type would you like? :-)
 Quoting: Junkyard Lily


pancakes?

...

PANcakes..?

...

panCAKES??!!??

sammich or gtfo
 Quoting: CalmShock


LMAO!

It seems I broke protocol by mentioning another tasty morsel...
~ What the world needs now is love, sweet love... ~
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I love this song and you all too...always have to go when things are getting interesting...;-(

Why does time exist anyway? Who needs time?

I dedicate this song to Calm whatever...ofcourse the wrong song but who cares...he wouldn't Im sure

Wish I didn't drink a bottle of wine...but I loved being here...thank you and Patrick too...hf



s226 whatever...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28057136


You're a sweetheart. Next time I'll have some drinks with you and we'll make a night of it ;)

Here's a song for you


Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
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has anyone hooked up cause of this thread and bumped uglys

if so post pics
 Quoting: SeaPunk


you want glp people to hook up, bump ugly's, take pics of it, & then send the pic here for everyone to see?
scratching
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 Quoting: SeaPunk


Wait a little longer....I think calm might nail one...he's working overtime.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

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So you shills have been given the assignment of maintaining a useless "dating" thread, full of obnoxious, off-putting material, definitely the GLP way. This means there is terror at the idea of people ultimately creating a network, which would grow out of people's having functioning personal relationships.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25613380


Fuck off or I'll have calm make more poems.
 Quoting: Chip


The stupid, it burns like a fire so bright!
Paranoia consumes me, I hide from all sight.
Shills post on threads, it fills me with anger...
I'll never get laid, forever a stranger.
 Quoting: CalmShock


Look who's coming down the street
WTF is hanging down at it's feet
Balls swinging loose in the air
My god that thing is loaded for bear
Run for your homes and engage your lock
It's the horny squirrel called Calmshock
In your world you call 911...In my world I am 911!

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"The Tree of Liberty is Thirsty and needs Watering"

-Me
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 Quoting: SeaPunk


Wait a little longer....I think calm might nail one...he's working overtime.
 Quoting: Chip


Calm has some backup goin on from his pic. I'm rooting for him.
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 Quoting: SeaPunk


:weird girl:
 Quoting: sonic doom


sugar twig borrowed that pink shirt from his sister.
Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
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 Quoting: SeaPunk


use you're imagination

close your eyes


now look see where my hands are with Lily on my knee

haha cant see my hands can you!

:p
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:weird girl:
 Quoting: sonic doom


sugar twig borrowed that pink shirt from his sister.
 Quoting: CalmShock


rockon
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:weird girl:
 Quoting: sonic doom


sugar twig borrowed that pink shirt from his sister.
 Quoting: CalmShock


dude I love that shirt
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No, it's not ;-)
 Quoting: Junkyard Lily


oh yeah baby!

its cosmic alrightohyeah

& thnx so much for the syrup ill cherish it all in one great big pancake feasthf
 Quoting: Maple King


My pleasure! :-) I had it hand-made by little elves in Antarctica. I paid them triple overtime to get it done in ten minutes. :-D

I can make you some pancakes! What type would you like? :-)
 Quoting: Junkyard Lily


oh you're melting my heart over here you seductive sweet thing you

you surprise me,, thats what I want

:)
 Quoting: Maple King


Well, I feel quite the lucky gal, then. kitty
~ What the world needs now is love, sweet love... ~
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 Quoting: SeaPunk


Wait a little longer....I think calm might nail one...he's working overtime.
 Quoting: Chip


Calm has some backup goin on from his pic. I'm rooting for him.
 Quoting: sonic doom



Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
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Lily do you know what the answer is to the greatest mystery of all time ??
 Quoting: Maple King


Yes :-)
 Quoting: Junkyard Lily


luvstruk
 Quoting: Maple King


love, love, love

I think we might have a winner!!!

to bad its not real tissue
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 Quoting: SeaPunk


hi SP flower
Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
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So you shills have been given the assignment of maintaining a useless "dating" thread, full of obnoxious, off-putting material, definitely the GLP way. This means there is terror at the idea of people ultimately creating a network, which would grow out of people's having functioning personal relationships.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25613380


Fuck off or I'll have calm make more poems.
 Quoting: Chip


The stupid, it burns like a fire so bright!
Paranoia consumes me, I hide from all sight.
Shills post on threads, it fills me with anger...
I'll never get laid, forever a stranger.
 Quoting: CalmShock


Look who's coming down the street
WTF is hanging down at it's feet
Balls swinging loose in the air
My god that thing is loaded for bear
Run for your homes and engage your lock
It's the horny squirrel called Calmshock
 Quoting: ohnonotagain


rofl

There once was a man from Nantucket.......




Oh, nevermind. :-)
~ What the world needs now is love, sweet love... ~
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 Quoting: SeaPunk


Wait a little longer....I think calm might nail one...he's working overtime.
 Quoting: Chip


Calm has some backup goin on from his pic. I'm rooting for him.
 Quoting: sonic doom



 Quoting: CalmShock


That was not 2 and a half minutes.
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oh yeah baby!

its cosmic alrightohyeah

& thnx so much for the syrup ill cherish it all in one great big pancake feasthf
 Quoting: Maple King


My pleasure! :-) I had it hand-made by little elves in Antarctica. I paid them triple overtime to get it done in ten minutes. :-D

I can make you some pancakes! What type would you like? :-)
 Quoting: Junkyard Lily


oh you're melting my heart over here you seductive sweet thing you

you surprise me,, thats what I want

:)
 Quoting: Maple King


Well, I feel quite the lucky gal, then. kitty
 Quoting: Junkyard Lily


well Ty so much for sitting on my knee & letting me virtually fondle you for this evening, but I now have to go change my cargo shorts... & have a cigarette
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Fuck off or I'll have calm make more poems.
 Quoting: Chip


The stupid, it burns like a fire so bright!
Paranoia consumes me, I hide from all sight.
Shills post on threads, it fills me with anger...
I'll never get laid, forever a stranger.
 Quoting: CalmShock


Look who's coming down the street
WTF is hanging down at it's feet
Balls swinging loose in the air
My god that thing is loaded for bear
Run for your homes and engage your lock
It's the horny squirrel called Calmshock
 Quoting: ohnonotagain


rofl

There once was a man from Nantucket.......




Oh, nevermind. :-)
 Quoting: Junkyard Lily


LOL....I think we need an original from you......

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"The Tree of Liberty is Thirsty and needs Watering"

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im outhi

peace & love everyoneblwkss

especially you my sweet Lily xooxoox!!!

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