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Due to Popular Demand... The GLP Dating Thread!!!

 
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I am Not interested in dating anyone, but I am actually curious about how people here would judge me based on how I look in some of my various acting faces.

Sorry if that is not going along with the thread's intentions.


[link to i46.tinypic.com] ... "Sweet"

[link to i48.tinypic.com] ... "Sexy"

[link to oi49.tinypic.com] ... "Ninja Cyborg Assassin"
 Quoting: Mastema


very good acting skills.
guy or girl...?
 Quoting: CalmShock



Derek Zoolander ???
 Quoting: amachiavellian


My name is Derek, actually.
“If we could change ourselves, the tendencies in the world would also change. As a man changes his own nature, so does the attitude of the world change towards him. ... We need not wait to see what others do.” -Mahatma Ghandi
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Ugh, not the top of the page again.

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“If we could change ourselves, the tendencies in the world would also change. As a man changes his own nature, so does the attitude of the world change towards him. ... We need not wait to see what others do.” -Mahatma Ghandi
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How about a dating thread for MARRIED people...lol
Hey - not everyone has a union made in Heaven...excuse me for living!
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popular demand is not what is always best for the community
Mastema

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This thread is going to need some help....

vagisil

sppoge
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What is this "spooge" you speak of, friend?
“If we could change ourselves, the tendencies in the world would also change. As a man changes his own nature, so does the attitude of the world change towards him. ... We need not wait to see what others do.” -Mahatma Ghandi
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Re: Due to Popular Demand... The GLP Dating Thread!!!
I am Not interested in dating anyone, but I am actually curious about how people here would judge me based on how I look in some of my various acting faces.

Sorry if that is not going along with the thread's intentions.


[link to i46.tinypic.com] ... "Sweet"

[link to i48.tinypic.com] ... "Sexy"

[link to oi49.tinypic.com] ... "Ninja Cyborg Assassin"
 Quoting: Mastema


very good acting skills.
guy or girl...?
 Quoting: CalmShock



Derek Zoolander ???
 Quoting: amachiavellian



Blue steal
 Quoting: Ladydoom


More like Liberal pussy! Still can't tell if it's a guy or girl though? PAT
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What is this "spooge" you speak of, friend?
 Quoting: Mastema


Uh....

umm...


How old are you?

If you are under aged I don't want to say.
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no maple syrup or poutine
I promise!

verysad
 Quoting: debauchery's future husba 19379802


pffffft.

Everything is better with maple syrup and I mean EVERYTHING.
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This all over.
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I am Not interested in dating anyone, but I am actually curious about how people here would judge me based on how I look in some of my various acting faces.

Sorry if that is not going along with the thread's intentions.


[link to i46.tinypic.com] ... "Sweet"

[link to i48.tinypic.com] ... "Sexy"

[link to oi49.tinypic.com] ... "Ninja Cyborg Assassin"
 Quoting: Mastema


very good acting skills.
guy or girl...?
 Quoting: CalmShock



Derek Zoolander ???
 Quoting: amachiavellian


My name is Derek, actually.
 Quoting: Mastema


shock


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Paranoid middle-aged man seeks hot unattainable woman
for romantic MRE dinners. Must be into doom. No shills. Bring your own bug-out bag.
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no maple syrup or poutine
I promise!

verysad
 Quoting: debauchery's future husba 19379802


pffffft.

Everything is better with maple syrup and I mean EVERYTHING.
 Quoting: amachiavellian


This all over.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28604765


All over what friend?
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...


I remember we pm'd a couple of times like a year or two ago?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Apparently you kept detailed 'notes'.

 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


Nah, I just have an incredible memory (when sober).
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


So you are not stalking me then?..... well damn, on to plan b.
just in case you are stalking add this to the notes: "I'm currently a full time student, and have awesome plans to get my own place in a few months."

tounge
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Other than the military wife part, this is me to a 'T'. I graduate in May!
Mastema

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What is this "spooge" you speak of, friend?
 Quoting: Mastema


Uh....

umm...


How old are you?

If you are under aged I don't want to say.
 Quoting: FatalW1shes


I'm a 30 year old man.
“If we could change ourselves, the tendencies in the world would also change. As a man changes his own nature, so does the attitude of the world change towards him. ... We need not wait to see what others do.” -Mahatma Ghandi
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no maple syrup or poutine
I promise!

verysad
 Quoting: debauchery's future husba 19379802


pffffft.

Everything is better with maple syrup and I mean EVERYTHING.
 Quoting: amachiavellian


This all over.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28604765


All over what friend?
 Quoting: amachiavellian


If you have to ask...another do
Mastema

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A thirty year old man...and I still don't know what "spooge" is until someone tells me.

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“If we could change ourselves, the tendencies in the world would also change. As a man changes his own nature, so does the attitude of the world change towards him. ... We need not wait to see what others do.” -Mahatma Ghandi
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Hi! My name is MP and I'm not single. My man lurks around here and posts once in a while, usually about guns or politics. I forget his user id # but he's an AC. Hi babe! hi
Lies are NOT facts, morans.
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I have condoms and spermicidal lube; ready to go.
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Hi! My name is MP and I'm not single. My man lurks around here and posts once in a while, usually about guns or politics. I forget his user id # but he's an AC. Hi babe! hi
 Quoting: MartianPrincess


chuckle

It could be somewhat amusing if you two started sparring over a thread topic because you didn't realize the AC was your man.
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How about a dating thread for MARRIED people...lol
Hey - not everyone has a union made in Heaven...excuse me for living!
pigchef
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conspiracy
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In the beginning, it was Harry Potter this, Harry Potter that..

I used to look exactly like Mclovin and people even came up to me, then I was some guy from Fast Times, after that it was a soap opera character called "Spinelli"...then I was John Lennon, and now I guess I am Derek Zoolander while also being legally named Derek.

It's not that much of a conspiracy...


Or is it?

damned
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Hi! My name is MP and I'm not single. My man lurks around here and posts once in a while, usually about guns or politics. I forget his user id # but he's an AC. Hi babe! hi
 Quoting: MartianPrincess


chuckle

It could be somewhat amusing if you two started sparring over a thread topic because you didn't realize the AC was your man.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Lol... he wouldn't be dating a Scorpio woman if he was the type to try (operative word) to pull that off, my friend.
Lies are NOT facts, morans.
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its not worth it

whatever
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chuckle Hello, all.
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Hello Again.
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I'll be wearing spandex this time...


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Re: Due to Popular Demand... The GLP Dating Thread!!!
I am Not interested in dating anyone, but I am actually curious about how people here would judge me based on how I look in some of my various acting faces.

Sorry if that is not going along with the thread's intentions.


[link to i46.tinypic.com] ... "Sweet"

[link to i48.tinypic.com] ... "Sexy"

[link to oi49.tinypic.com] ... "Ninja Cyborg Assassin"


very good acting skills.
guy or girl...?



Derek Zoolander ???


My name is Derek, actually.


Hi Derek, Was picturing how you would look with your future children in your arms. That, my friend is what women are really thinking.
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 Quoting: CalmShock



In the beginning, it was Harry Potter this, Harry Potter that..

I used to look exactly like Mclovin and people even came up to me, then I was some guy from Fast Times, after that it was a soap opera character called "Spinelli"...then I was John Lennon, and now I guess I am Derek Zoolander while also being legally named Derek.

It's not that much of a conspiracy...


Or is it?

damned
 Quoting: Mastema


bdk
Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
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Not to be cynical, but what happens if you find someone you really like/love get together and then the inevitable question from family/friends arrives, "Where did you two meet"? What do you say then, hmmm?

We met on a conspiracy website and found we had many theories in common, Fred here thinks aliens are manifestations of our collective sub-consciousness while I tend to think they are an alien reptilian race who's main disinfo agent is David dIcke.

We both found common grounds though in realizing Hilary Clinton is a clone of Marie Antoinette, original renderings/depictions of said person were redacted by the PTB to hide their insidious plot to promote cigar sales in the Southern states.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 961432


LOL, I've never met anyone in person that I met online, but I am not one to care too much what people think.
 Quoting: IndigoSerenity76


I know bunches of people that met on-line and have long term relationships that seem to be prospering. My youngest son met a girl on-line years ago and she refused to speak to him on the phone even after a year.

The alarm bells went off and to make a long story short, he told me that "her" brother was going to pick him up and bring him to Jersey to see her.
She
Oh hell no....after investigating it turned out to be a guy using his sister's pics. So Jason is right about one thing..be very careful!

He would have wound up on the side of the Jersey Turnpike if I didn't step in. Yes..I love him but he's naive.
 Quoting: geminilion


lol, oh my goodness!
 Quoting: IndigoSerenity76


Yes indigo if thats a pic of you as your avatar you are absolutely gorgeous. If u lived here id definitely love an opportunity to take you out some ti. E. Im 25 btw