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Doc just told me triglycerides are 600. Tonight's dinner is cheeseburgers and whiskey

 
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Doc just told me triglycerides are 600. Tonight's dinner is cheeseburgers and whiskey
It ain't about how long you live, it's about the quality of life you have while you are here. Fuck lettuce, spinach, carrots and the like. I'm gonna watch some football, eat some burgers, and drink until my face is numb.
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God Bless America, Land of the Fat Assflag waver
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God Bless America, Land of the Fat Assflag waver
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I'll drink to that.
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9teen Eat healthy, make sure that you include a lettuce leaf and some pickles with that cheeseburger.
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:9teen: Eat healthy, make sure that you include a lettuce leaf and some pickles with that cheeseburger.
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yea make sure you eat some chips with it man you need the vegetable group banana2
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It ain't about how long you live, it's about the quality of life you have while you are here. Fuck lettuce, spinach, carrots and the like. I'm gonna watch some football, eat some burgers, and drink until my face is numb.
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As soon as your pending heart attack hits, you be begging the 911 operator for help ...lol

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Re: Doc just told me triglycerides are 600. Tonight's dinner is cheeseburgers and whiskey
Give up the whiskey and you'll be fine. The cheese burger does less damage.
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Re: Doc just told me triglycerides are 600. Tonight's dinner is cheeseburgers and whiskey
Well, it is what it is! If you are enjoying yourself and not hurting others, get on with your bad self! I know this fantastic person that quit drinking but continued to smoke. Guess what he died from? Yep, lung cancer.
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Re: Doc just told me triglycerides are 600. Tonight's dinner is cheeseburgers and whiskey
Give up the whiskey and you'll be fine. The cheese burger does less damage.
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whiskey is the best part...popped a couple vicodin earlier this afternoon too. liver is gonna have to suck it up, its the weekend.
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Re: Doc just told me triglycerides are 600. Tonight's dinner is cheeseburgers and whiskey
Give up the whiskey and you'll be fine. The cheese burger does less damage.
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whiskey is the best part...popped a couple vicodin earlier this afternoon too. liver is gonna have to suck it up, its the weekend.
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Can't say your going to live long, but might as well go out with a party. See ya at your funeral.
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Re: Doc just told me triglycerides are 600. Tonight's dinner is cheeseburgers and whiskey
It ain't about how long you live, it's about the quality of life you have while you are here. Fuck lettuce, spinach, carrots and the like. I'm gonna watch some football, eat some burgers, and drink until my face is numb.
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As soon as your pending heart attack hits, you be begging the 911 operator for help ...lol

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the pic of that breakfast looks delicious.....many thanks for the inspiration.
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It ain't about how long you live, it's about the quality of life you have while you are here. Fuck lettuce, spinach, carrots and the like. I'm gonna watch some football, eat some burgers, and drink until my face is numb.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4259718


As soon as your pending heart attack hits, you be begging the 911 operator for help ...lol

 Quoting: biscuits and gravy


the pic of that breakfast looks delicious.....many thanks for the inspiration.
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I'm vegan, your welcome
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You going for the heath ledger OP????
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Re: Doc just told me triglycerides are 600. Tonight's dinner is cheeseburgers and whiskey
It ain't about how long you live, it's about the quality of life you have while you are here. Fuck lettuce, spinach, carrots and the like. I'm gonna watch some football, eat some burgers, and drink until my face is numb.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4259718


As soon as your pending heart attack hits, you be begging the 911 operator for help ...lol

 Quoting: biscuits and gravy


the pic of that breakfast looks delicious.....many thanks for the inspiration.
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I'm vegan, your welcome
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hey, when vegan's have a cheat day, is it like dunking celery sticks in chicken gravy, or what?
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Re: Doc just told me triglycerides are 600. Tonight's dinner is cheeseburgers and whiskey
Do what you will. I thought you should know that high triglycerides are a sign that your liver is not working or it would have cleared the triglycerides out of your blood stream.
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As soon as your pending heart attack hits, you be begging the 911 operator for help ...lol

 Quoting: biscuits and gravy


the pic of that breakfast looks delicious.....many thanks for the inspiration.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4259718


I'm vegan, your welcome
 Quoting: biscuits and gravy


hey, when vegan's have a cheat day, is it like dunking celery sticks in chicken gravy, or what?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4259718


A cheat day?

I eat Salads, drink Green juices, eat Vegetable curry etc... whats to cheat on?

I bet I eat 10 times the amount of food as you, I dont have any room to cheat ...lol

I grow my veggies in my garden out back 12 months a year. Florida

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Re: Doc just told me triglycerides are 600. Tonight's dinner is cheeseburgers and whiskey
It ain't about how long you live, it's about the quality of life you have while you are here. Fuck lettuce, spinach, carrots and the like. I'm gonna watch some football, eat some burgers, and drink until my face is numb.
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At 600 you sound like one big globual of undigested animal fat in a skin suit.
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Re: Doc just told me triglycerides are 600. Tonight's dinner is cheeseburgers and whiskey
OP + Cheeseburgers & Whiskey = 600 Triglycerides

Me + Vegan Food & Whiskey = Perfect Blood & Good and Drunk ... lol

I am actually making Mint Juleps tonight ;-)

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Re: Doc just told me triglycerides are 600. Tonight's dinner is cheeseburgers and whiskey
It ain't about how long you live, it's about the quality of life you have while you are here. Fuck lettuce, spinach, carrots and the like. I'm gonna watch some football, eat some burgers, and drink until my face is numb.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4259718


As soon as your pending heart attack hits, you be begging the 911 operator for help ...lol

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Yes my trigs were always 400 or above and i laughed it off to until my 1st heart attack in June this year. My Trig problem is mostly hereditary but staying away from sugars is the problem with trigs not fats. Dropped Coca Cola and watch the the breads and pasta and trigs are down to 177. Niacin and fish oil and Vitamin C.
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It ain't about how long you live, it's about the quality of life you have while you are here. Fuck lettuce, spinach, carrots and the like. I'm gonna watch some football, eat some burgers, and drink until my face is numb.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4259718


As soon as your pending heart attack hits, you be begging the 911 operator for help ...lol

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damned
Give up the whiskey and you'll be fine. The cheese burger does less damage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19490298


whiskey is the best part...popped a couple vicodin earlier this afternoon too. liver is gonna have to suck it up, its the weekend.
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Your liver is a fucking bastard OP...give it hell!

Last Edited by Jacked Burton on 01/05/2013 09:44 PM
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Re: Doc just told me triglycerides are 600. Tonight's dinner is cheeseburgers and whiskey
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the pic of that breakfast looks delicious.....many thanks for the inspiration.
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I'm vegan, your welcome
 Quoting: biscuits and gravy


hey, when vegan's have a cheat day, is it like dunking celery sticks in chicken gravy, or what?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4259718


A cheat day?

I eat Salads, drink Green juices, eat Vegetable curry etc... whats to cheat on?

I bet I eat 10 times the amount of food as you, I dont have any room to cheat ...lol

I grow my veggies in my garden out back 12 months a year. Florida
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Yuck. Whatever works for you, but no way could I do it. The taste and texture of anything vegetable to me is repulsive. I'm still trying to figure out how bacon isn't part of the food pyramid.
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the pic of that breakfast looks delicious.....many thanks for the inspiration.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4259718


I'm vegan, your welcome
 Quoting: biscuits and gravy


hey, when vegan's have a cheat day, is it like dunking celery sticks in chicken gravy, or what?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4259718


A cheat day?

I eat Salads, drink Green juices, eat Vegetable curry etc... whats to cheat on?

I bet I eat 10 times the amount of food as you, I dont have any room to cheat ...lol

I grow my veggies in my garden out back 12 months a year. Florida
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Veganism is unnatural and not very healthy...
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Re: Doc just told me triglycerides are 600. Tonight's dinner is cheeseburgers and whiskey
OP, that saying about all things in moderation is true. But you have the right to go out on your own terms. For me it's caffeine and cigarettes but I'm already old so might as well do as I please.
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Re: Doc just told me triglycerides are 600. Tonight's dinner is cheeseburgers and whiskey
Get your thyroid checked. Are you on any meds?
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It ain't about how long you live, it's about the quality of life you have while you are here. Fuck lettuce, spinach, carrots and the like. I'm gonna watch some football, eat some burgers, and drink until my face is numb.
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Just cut out white stuff and you will be fine!
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Re: Doc just told me triglycerides are 600. Tonight's dinner is cheeseburgers and whiskey
Throw in a shot of Bragg's organic apple cider, might help.
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Re: Doc just told me triglycerides are 600. Tonight's dinner is cheeseburgers and whiskey
:9teen: Eat healthy, make sure that you include a lettuce leaf and some pickles with that cheeseburger.
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yea make sure you eat some chips with it man you need the vegetable group banana2
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Whiskey is made from vegetables. Its practically vegetable concentrate.
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Re: Doc just told me triglycerides are 600. Tonight's dinner is cheeseburgers and whiskey
OP, that saying about all things in moderation is true. But you have the right to go out on your own terms. For me it's caffeine and cigarettes but I'm already old so might as well do as I please.
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Had a couple cigs on new years eve. The first drag or two is usually the best IMO. Oh yeah, I'm also diabetic. Life's what ya make of it. Probably ain't gonna make it to 50, but I have no regrets. I'm ok with whatever will be.
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better stop drinking, you're a higher risk of getting acute pancreatitis, and you DO NOT WANT THAT.
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Re: Doc just told me triglycerides are 600. Tonight's dinner is cheeseburgers and whiskey
Get your thyroid checked. Are you on any meds?
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Yup. Insulin, synthetic testosterone, arthritis rx, reflux rx, starting new cholesterol meds this week, pain meds for hardware in my back.

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