I actually laughed when I read your post. What chips pray tell am I supposed to be "cashing in"? You folk blindly believe what a heavily edited 2000 year old text that plagiarized much older religions, and is so self contradictory that anyone who actually read it and had the mental retention of a monkey with downs syndrome would have to wonder how a religion formed around it.

Granted if you are right and god is truly the asshole you people claim he is then I will burn in hell eternally, but I prefer to think that if there is a god, and I'm willing to admit that there might be, then it is a compassionate and rational being who expects me to live a good life and treat others the way I would want to be treated. Not go around telling others that their immortal souls will suffer an eternity of torment because they never heard of him, or didn't accept his superbaby that was a result of celestial RAPE (and since Mary was 14 and didn't consent it is beyond the shadow of a doubt rape) as their personal lord and savior.

I applaud the fact that you are in fact worried about my immortal soul. What I do not condone is the fact that you people cannot accept that other people have very different views about their spirituality. When you guys ask WWJD you really need to realize that he would make an offer, if the offer was refused he wouldn't go on a crusade or an inquisition, he would leave them the hell alone because he realized that their beliefs are every bit as valid as the ones he holds.