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when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier

 
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when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier
i don't think there's any argument to the contrary.
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Re: when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier
Prove it.
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Re: when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier
Duckfaces make girls (not women...only someone incredibly immature would do the duckface) sexier in the same way a herpes-riddled scrotum makes girls sexier.

Nothing says 'keep away, I'm a childish, nutty slutbag' like a duckface, and if you find it sexy, I feel sorry for you.
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01/06/2013 08:37 PM
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Re: when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier
Beards also make a woman sexier, based on this logic...
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01/06/2013 08:39 PM
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Re: when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier
troll post.
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Re: when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier
I agree

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Re: when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier
Beards also make a woman sexier, based on this logic...
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false. Beards are inherintly masculine. Duck face adds emphasis on a feminine attribute in a woman, her lips.
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01/06/2013 08:40 PM
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Re: when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier
i don't think there's any argument to the contrary.
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americans and their preference to beasiality.
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Re: when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier
Nein!! Duckface nicht sexier!
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01/06/2013 08:41 PM
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Re: when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier
Glad I don't know what the fuck you are talking about!
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Re: when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier
I agree

hillary
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i said a. Woman.
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01/06/2013 08:56 PM
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Re: when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier
LOL duckface is for high school kids trying to look sexier... and it only really works on high school boys. Once you've been around the block a bit, you'll learn to only judge a woman's beauty by her neutral face, sans makeup.


So what do I care what some minor thinks makes girls look sexy?

Any woman over 20 cracking the duck face looks like a retard.
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Re: when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier
Duckfaces make girls (not women...only someone incredibly immature would do the duckface) sexier in the same way a herpes-riddled scrotum makes girls sexier.

Nothing says 'keep away, I'm a childish, nutty slutbag' like a duckface, and if you find it sexy, I feel sorry for you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31402436


The last time I posted my best duck face picture on facebook, I had 3 guys email me to tell me how hot I looked.

The duck face is the secret weapon.... It screams I know I am hot and I don't care who lnows it.
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Re: when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier
Duckfaces make girls (not women...only someone incredibly immature would do the duckface) sexier in the same way a herpes-riddled scrotum makes girls sexier.

Nothing says 'keep away, I'm a childish, nutty slutbag' like a duckface, and if you find it sexy, I feel sorry for you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31402436


The last time I posted my best duck face picture on facebook, I had 3 guys email me to tell me how hot I looked.

The duck face is the secret weapon.... It screams I know I am hot and I don't care who lnows it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2371681


It screams that your lips are used to the blowjob position.
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Re: when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier
5 stars

Duck face always gets me what I want...
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Re: when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier
Duckfaces make girls (not women...only someone incredibly immature would do the duckface) sexier in the same way a herpes-riddled scrotum makes girls sexier.

Nothing says 'keep away, I'm a childish, nutty slutbag' like a duckface, and if you find it sexy, I feel sorry for you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31402436


The last time I posted my best duck face picture on facebook, I had 3 guys email me to tell me how hot I looked.

The duck face is the secret weapon.... It screams I know I am hot and I don't care who lnows it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2371681


Maybe if you post n00dz you'll get 10 guys to email you. Maybe then you'll fill the bottomless pit of your self-esteem.
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I have just proven the OP wrong!!!!!!! She would be infinitely more attractive, if she wasn't doing a stupid duck face (or fish face, whatever THAT is).
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Re: when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier
Duckfaces make girls (not women...only someone incredibly immature would do the duckface) sexier in the same way a herpes-riddled scrotum makes girls sexier.

Nothing says 'keep away, I'm a childish, nutty slutbag' like a duckface, and if you find it sexy, I feel sorry for you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31402436


The last time I posted my best duck face picture on facebook, I had 3 guys email me to tell me how hot I looked.

The duck face is the secret weapon.... It screams I know I am hot and I don't care who lnows it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2371681


It screams that your lips are used to the blowjob position.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31510516


Yes. I have a sexy smile and mouth. I know how to work the duck face well.
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Re: when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier
Duckfaces make girls (not women...only someone incredibly immature would do the duckface) sexier in the same way a herpes-riddled scrotum makes girls sexier.

Nothing says 'keep away, I'm a childish, nutty slutbag' like a duckface, and if you find it sexy, I feel sorry for you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31402436


The last time I posted my best duck face picture on facebook, I had 3 guys email me to tell me how hot I looked.

The duck face is the secret weapon.... It screams I know I am hot and I don't care who lnows it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2371681


It screams that your lips are used to the blowjob position.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31510516


Yes. I have a sexy smile and mouth. I know how to work the duck face well.
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It's simple: prove it.
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Re: when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier
Duckfaces make girls (not women...only someone incredibly immature would do the duckface) sexier in the same way a herpes-riddled scrotum makes girls sexier.

Nothing says 'keep away, I'm a childish, nutty slutbag' like a duckface, and if you find it sexy, I feel sorry for you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31402436


The last time I posted my best duck face picture on facebook, I had 3 guys email me to tell me how hot I looked.

The duck face is the secret weapon.... It screams I know I am hot and I don't care who lnows it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2371681


Maybe if you post n00dz you'll get 10 guys to email you. Maybe then you'll fill the bottomless pit of your self-esteem.
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Oh the bikini photos in the summer drives the boys all crazy.
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Re: when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier
Duckfaces make girls (not women...only someone incredibly immature would do the duckface) sexier in the same way a herpes-riddled scrotum makes girls sexier.

Nothing says 'keep away, I'm a childish, nutty slutbag' like a duckface, and if you find it sexy, I feel sorry for you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31402436


The last time I posted my best duck face picture on facebook, I had 3 guys email me to tell me how hot I looked.

The duck face is the secret weapon.... It screams I know I am hot and I don't care who lnows it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2371681


Maybe if you post n00dz you'll get 10 guys to email you. Maybe then you'll fill the bottomless pit of your self-esteem.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31510516


Oh the bikini photos in the summer drives the boys all crazy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2371681


Just until they fap, and then they'll forget about you till tomorrow.
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Re: when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier
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The last time I posted my best duck face picture on facebook, I had 3 guys email me to tell me how hot I looked.

The duck face is the secret weapon.... It screams I know I am hot and I don't care who lnows it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2371681


It screams that your lips are used to the blowjob position.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31510516


Yes. I have a sexy smile and mouth. I know how to work the duck face well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2371681


It's simple: prove it.
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oh then I would just be tease. I don't tease unless I want something.
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stuf
I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw.

We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three.
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Re: when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier
The last time I posted my best duck face picture on facebook, I had 3 guys email me to tell me how hot I looked.

The duck face is the secret weapon.... It screams I know I am hot and I don't care who lnows it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2371681


Clearly you aren't perceptive enough to notice the sarcasm in their emails.

Duckface doesn't scream 'I'm hot'...it screams 'I need psychiatric help, I'm a skank, and you'll be needing strong antibiotics if you come within 3 feet of me'.

Even high school boys laugh at the duckface, so that pretty much leaves the preteen and younger crowd for you to try and attract.

You must be so proud.
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The last time I posted my best duck face picture on facebook, I had 3 guys email me to tell me how hot I looked.

The duck face is the secret weapon.... It screams I know I am hot and I don't care who lnows it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2371681


Maybe if you post n00dz you'll get 10 guys to email you. Maybe then you'll fill the bottomless pit of your self-esteem.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31510516


Oh the bikini photos in the summer drives the boys all crazy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2371681


Just until they fap, and then they'll forget about you till tomorrow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31510516

Thats okay, cuz I just give them a tease ... And a duck face.m
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It screams that your lips are used to the blowjob position.
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Yes. I have a sexy smile and mouth. I know how to work the duck face well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2371681


It's simple: prove it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18535219

oh then I would just be tease. I don't tease unless I want something.
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Boring.
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I have just proven the OP wrong!!!!!!! She would be infinitely more attractive, if she wasn't doing a stupid duck face (or fish face, whatever THAT is).
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I would part those lips like the red sea........duckface or not!
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Re: when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier
i don't think there's any argument to the contrary.
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duckface makes a woman look fucking retarded, everyone should backhand anyone doing this
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Re: when a woman is already sexy, duckface makes her sexier
The last time I posted my best duck face picture on facebook, I had 3 guys email me to tell me how hot I looked.

The duck face is the secret weapon.... It screams I know I am hot and I don't care who lnows it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2371681


Clearly you aren't perceptive enough to notice the sarcasm in their emails.

Duckface doesn't scream 'I'm hot'...it screams 'I need psychiatric help, I'm a skank, and you'll be needing strong antibiotics if you come within 3 feet of me'.

Even high school boys laugh at the duckface, so that pretty much leaves the preteen and younger crowd for you to try and attract.

You must be so proud.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31402436


Yes, I am very proud. I 'm going to go pout and make a new duck face photo for facebook.... Maybe show a little cleavage.

I rule.
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I have just proven the OP wrong!!!!!!! She would be infinitely more attractive, if she wasn't doing a stupid duck face (or fish face, whatever THAT is).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18535219




I would part those lips like the red sea........duckface or not!
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Well yeah, but we must put a stop to this duckface shenaningans.

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