Crazy hillbilly town challenges your existence

Traveling through a small country town, my friend and I overheard someone at the local gas station mention a place with exotic animals. The man goes on to say it’s not a place for the weak and would challenge your very existence. If you are able to survive the track laid out, you would be met with rewards beyond your wildest dreams. My friend and I being the adventurous types ask the man where to find this place. The man gives us the directions, and we head out to find a once in a lifetime challenge.

We get in our car and make our way towards the place of interest. When we arrive at the road the man told us to travel it appeared to be missing the street sign. We take our turn and travel for about 30 minutes until we get to a dead end. My friend and I thought we had made a wrong turn until we noticed other cars parked off to the side. We park our car next to the others and notice a walking path going through some bushes. When we come out the other side we see a billboard sign with a message reading, “DANGER! Proceed at your own will.” In front of us is a large wall with a metal gate. We walk up to the gate and it opens up for us. We look at each other with caution and proceed through.

As soon as we enter, the gate closes behind us. We turn around and notice at the top of the wall is barbed wire. “This can’t be good,” I tell my friend. The area we are in is swampy and I notice a large alligator in the water. My friend points out alligators off to the other side of the path. There is only one path to take and we walk forward with caution. We move forward with ease as the alligators stare us down. We get to the end of the path and are met with another gate. “This is too easy,” I tell my friend. The gate opens and we walk through it. As we walk through the gate closes behind us. The next section is filled with what looks like apple trees. Hundreds of snakes filled the path in front of us. Jumping over the snakes, we make our way forward with only a few close calls from poisonous snake bites. We arrive at the third gate and it opens up. A small staircase sits on the other side of the gate. We walk up the staircase and are presented with a pack of dogs jumping up at us. These dogs are barking mad and have foam running off their faces. We jump over the dogs and sprint to the next gate. My friend and I are bitten a few times along the way and make a dive through the gate as it opens.

On the other side of the gate we find ourselves boxed in by very tall walls. One of the walls has a small window with bars. A man on the other side of the window congratulates us and tells us to pick our reward. The final gate opens up to a huge field filled with warehouses that are labeled. One of the ware houses reads “Free pigs.” Another reads “Free Cats.” Suddenly we hear a man with a chainsaw and a women screaming. We see the women being chased by the man with the chainsaw. Some giant apes appear nearby as well. We both look at each other with “WTF” faces. We bolt towards the closest warehouse reading “Free pigs.” Inside, pigs are in their dens. A little girl inside the room grabs one of the baby pigs. We walk through the warehouse to the other side were the exit is. On the other side we see a few more warehouses. My friend spots a warehouse reading “Free women,” and makes his way towards it. I think to myself this is just too crazy. I make my way back to the gate and see a sign that reads “Exit only.” I open the door and once on the other side I am presented with a giant lake. A man suddenly hits me from behind, knocking me to the ground. I get up to fight back knocking him down. I jolt towards the lake making a dive into the water. The feeling of freedom fills my body when suddenly I feel something biting my feet. I’m pulled under water.

Awake!