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Ban Spoons!!! Save People From Obesity!!!

 
Veresanctus
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Ban Spoons!!! Save People From Obesity!!!
How many people are Obese because of the dangerous spoon?

Lets ban SPOONS! Too many people are obese because of them!

So many die of obesity because of spoons!


Also what about BOTTLES? So many bottles are used to drink soda and other sugary drinks! We should ban BOTTLES!

End of Sarcasm

Seriously though, this is the EXACT SAME LOGIC as those who want to ban Guns because people use them to kill.

Oh the HYPOCRISY!



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"For all the law is fulfilled in one word, even in this; Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. But if ye bite and devour one another, take heed that ye be not consumed one of another.

This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh. For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would. But if ye be led of the Spirit, ye are not under the law.

Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God. But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts.

If we live in the Spirit, let us also walk in the Spirit. Let us not be desirous of vain glory, provoking one another, envying one another." -- Galatians 5:14-26
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01/08/2013 01:18 PM

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Re: Ban Spoons!!! Save People From Obesity!!!
It really isn't, its more accustomed to higher performance vehicles.
We were meant to live for so much more, have we lost ourselves?
Veresanctus (OP)

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01/08/2013 01:25 PM
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Re: Ban Spoons!!! Save People From Obesity!!!
Of course ultimately the issue here is self defense against a tyrannical government.

This is known throughout history, that once a government takes the guns of it's citizens the likely path is of the government then locking up and killing it's citizens.

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"For all the law is fulfilled in one word, even in this; Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. But if ye bite and devour one another, take heed that ye be not consumed one of another.

This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh. For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would. But if ye be led of the Spirit, ye are not under the law.

Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God. But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts.

If we live in the Spirit, let us also walk in the Spirit. Let us not be desirous of vain glory, provoking one another, envying one another." -- Galatians 5:14-26
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01/08/2013 02:12 PM
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Re: Ban Spoons!!! Save People From Obesity!!!
PRECISELY.

BAN SPOONS.

THEY ARE KILLING PEOPLE.
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01/08/2013 02:20 PM
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Of course ultimately the issue here is self defense against a tyrannical government.

This is known throughout history, that once a government takes the guns of it's citizens the likely path is of the government then locking up and killing it's citizens.

 Quoting: Veresanctus


Okay.. So you currently have guns...

THEN WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CURRENTLY HAVE A TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT?
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PRECISELY.

BAN SPOONS.

THEY ARE KILLING PEOPLE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13982175


Another retard without a single orignal thought in his head.
Anonymous Coward
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01/08/2013 02:32 PM
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STAND UP

STAND UP

THIS WILL CHANGE THE WORLD.
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01/08/2013 02:33 PM
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PRECISELY.

BAN SPOONS.

THEY ARE KILLING PEOPLE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13982175


RIGHT!

BAN KEYBOARDS, THEY'RE MAKING YOU SAY STUPID SHIT!


Fail of a free-will existence!
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Re: Ban Spoons!!! Save People From Obesity!!!
Of course ultimately the issue here is self defense against a tyrannical government.

This is known throughout history, that once a government takes the guns of it's citizens the likely path is of the government then locking up and killing it's citizens.

 Quoting: Veresanctus


Okay.. So you currently have guns...

THEN WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CURRENTLY HAVE A TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31764201


Exactly. Because they are trying to take guns, the last step, the last line of defense in the way.

What part of this do you not understand?

The guns? The people? Or the authority that wants to disarm it's people, just like every other authority in history, who then killed off it's dissidents?

Fail much?
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Another retard without a single orignal thought in his head.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31764201


Ban keyboards! They're making you say stupid shit!!

All my thoughts are original!

For instance, you have a trial approaching you in your life, in regards to youth.
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01/08/2013 02:47 PM
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Chopsticks.
think about it
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asshole ban spoons- thats like saying ban talking email instead- go FOstfustfustfustfustfustfustfustfubsmeter2
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Re: Ban Spoons!!! Save People From Obesity!!!
It would make more sense to ban forks. If people would just stop forking, all our problems would be solved.
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Re: Ban Spoons!!! Save People From Obesity!!!
PRECISELY.

BAN SPOONS.

THEY ARE KILLING PEOPLE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13982175


Another retard without a single orignal thought in his head.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31764201


A liberal too.

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