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Hagel and Valugua: Mag 10+ EQ Set To Destroy Western North America Soon

 
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My Alien Online Contact which have been Sending me Emails since July. Hagel and Valugua are my Alien Online Contacts. They have sent me a specific email and instructed me to post it on multiple online forums. Hagel and Valugua told me that the pacific northwest, including both the US and Canada, is about to experience an unprecedented seismic event and recent earthquakes along the cascadia seismic zones have been foreshocks to this event. Hagel and Valugua told me this is an urgent alert and that millions will perish after this event. Hagel and Valugua also said that the resulting tsunami will wash away what's left of Japan and reach 100 miles inland on the west coast of the US and Canada. New land will be formed and most of what is now western US and Canada will be permanently submurged under the ocean. Hagel and Valugua Told me that The World Governments know about this and are Creating Secret Underground Bunkers to Protect themselves while the Rest of us Die. Hagel and Valugua Told me that the Safest Place to go is anywhere east of Denver, CO. The worst that Can happen is that the Mountains could move out of Place but they will still be safe from the tsunami. After the Destruction Happens, Hagel and Valugua will send Large Alien Fleets from their home planet to Help Humanity and Clean up the Earth. Hagel and Valugua told me is that this needs to happen to cleanse the earth.
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: Mag 10+ EQ Set To Destroy Western North America Soon
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: Mag 10+ EQ Set To Destroy Western North America Soon
The USGS will downgrade it to a 7.0, so there is no doom here. Move on!
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01/08/2013 02:34 PM
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YAY! I missed Hazel and Vaginugua
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My Alien Online Contact which have been Sending me Emails since July. Hagel and Valugua are my Alien Online Contacts. They have sent me a specific email and instructed me to post it on multiple online forums. Hagel and Valugua told me that the pacific northwest, including both the US and Canada, is about to experience an unprecedented seismic event and recent earthquakes along the cascadia seismic zones have been foreshocks to this event. Hagel and Valugua told me this is an urgent alert and that millions will perish after this event. Hagel and Valugua also said that the resulting tsunami will wash away what's left of Japan and reach 100 miles inland on the west coast of the US and Canada. New land will be formed and most of what is now western US and Canada will be permanently submurged under the ocean. Hagel and Valugua Told me that The World Governments know about this and are Creating Secret Underground Bunkers to Protect themselves while the Rest of us Die. Hagel and Valugua Told me that the Safest Place to go is anywhere east of Denver, CO. The worst that Can happen is that the Mountains could move out of Place but they will still be safe from the tsunami. After the Destruction Happens, Hagel and Valugua will send Large Alien Fleets from their home planet to Help Humanity and Clean up the Earth. Hagel and Valugua told me is that this needs to happen to cleanse the earth.
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You been hanging out with that poster END from India haven't you.
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01/08/2013 03:14 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: Mag 10+ EQ Set To Destroy Western North America Soon
butt <--- Western North America
...alien16alien11 <--- Hagel and Valugua!

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01/08/2013 03:17 PM
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01/08/2013 03:26 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: Mag 10+ EQ Set To Destroy Western North America Soon
Hagel and Valugua have broken up their act, they are no longer performing together. rumor is they are not speaking.
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01/08/2013 03:27 PM
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seems legit
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01/08/2013 03:31 PM
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is that why Hagel is being chosen to be the new secretary of defense?
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01/08/2013 03:41 PM
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My Alien Online Contact which have been Sending me Emails since July. Hagel and Valugua are my Alien Online Contacts. They have sent me a specific email and instructed me to post it on multiple online forums. Hagel and Valugua told me that the pacific northwest, including both the US and Canada, is about to experience an unprecedented seismic event and recent earthquakes along the cascadia seismic zones have been foreshocks to this event. Hagel and Valugua told me this is an urgent alert and that millions will perish after this event. Hagel and Valugua also said that the resulting tsunami will wash away what's left of Japan and reach 100 miles inland on the west coast of the US and Canada. New land will be formed and most of what is now western US and Canada will be permanently submurged under the ocean. Hagel and Valugua Told me that The World Governments know about this and are Creating Secret Underground Bunkers to Protect themselves while the Rest of us Die. Hagel and Valugua Told me that the Safest Place to go is anywhere east of Denver, CO. The worst that Can happen is that the Mountains could move out of Place but they will still be safe from the tsunami. After the Destruction Happens, Hagel and Valugua will send Large Alien Fleets from their home planet to Help Humanity and Clean up the Earth. Hagel and Valugua told me is that this needs to happen to cleanse the earth.
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Eat a bag of dicks, fucktard.
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: Mag 10+ EQ Set To Destroy Western North America Soon
ohyeah
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10/17/2015 02:16 PM
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My Alien Online Contact which have been Sending me Emails since July. Hagel and Valugua are my Alien Online Contacts. They have sent me a specific email and instructed me to post it on multiple online forums. Hagel and Valugua told me that the pacific northwest, including both the US and Canada, is about to experience an unprecedented seismic event and recent earthquakes along the cascadia seismic zones have been foreshocks to this event. Hagel and Valugua told me this is an urgent alert and that millions will perish after this event. Hagel and Valugua also said that the resulting tsunami will wash away what's left of Japan and reach 100 miles inland on the west coast of the US and Canada. New land will be formed and most of what is now western US and Canada will be permanently submurged under the ocean. Hagel and Valugua Told me that The World Governments know about this and are Creating Secret Underground Bunkers to Protect themselves while the Rest of us Die. Hagel and Valugua Told me that the Safest Place to go is anywhere east of Denver, CO. The worst that Can happen is that the Mountains could move out of Place but they will still be safe from the tsunami. After the Destruction Happens, Hagel and Valugua will send Large Alien Fleets from their home planet to Help Humanity and Clean up the Earth. Hagel and Valugua told me is that this needs to happen to cleanse the earth.
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Eat a bag of dicks, fucktard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22826717

Your "con"facts are a computer. Their are no freaks coming to save you...
Anonymous Coward
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10/17/2015 02:19 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: Mag 10+ EQ Set To Destroy Western North America Soon
Aren't they on Adult Swim?
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10/17/2015 02:21 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: Mag 10+ EQ Set To Destroy Western North America Soon
Soooo, just curious here. How exactly does one go about getting their own online alien contact?
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10/17/2015 02:32 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: Mag 10+ EQ Set To Destroy Western North America Soon
I feel this is true, OP. My uncle's toaster told me that Chuck Hagel and Baby Beluga are the two witnesses of the last days and that they would be guiding mankind through emails once Falcor announces the arrival of The Nothing.

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