I'm a professional psychopath, ask me a fucking question.

How does one become a professional psychopath?

Do you need to be certified for what you do?

Do you think you're crazy?

Do four out of five dentists still recommend Trident after all these years?

Yes. A lack of empathy & cerebral narcissism will get you certified.

Then Brief is certified

What does that feel like?

Do the voices in your head tell you to stay home and clean your guns?

Are you interested in making lamp shades out of human skin?

Do you sometimes wear your mother's clothing (taking special care wihile putting her under garments on) and then speak to yourself in the mirror mimicking her voice?

Do you believe what transpired on the P Morgan show with contel shill Jonesy wasn't one big mindfuck to paint right thinking people as lunatics?

Did you ever try to kick the seeds out of a pickle hopping on one leg?

Did you vote for Barry?

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You're funny!

I move around all the time, my nationality is irrelevant and anonymous. Sounds like you've had a pretty bad experience, I hope her bad teeth didn't bite your valuables clean off? would explain the internet tough guy attitude.

Cheers!

Can't take a joke Brief? Fuck your red karma punk.

Nah, a few scrape marks is the worst that has ever happened, still didn't keep me from getting my nut though...

feeling is non existent, there is only ruthless-logic, cunning and blood-lust.

Danm, that means most of upper management is certified. Too much competition, I'll go look for another job.

Do you look for big fat girls, about a size 14?

Do make them put the lotion on their skins or else?

DO you have a poodle named Precious?

Hi Jaime! How it going?

Why clean weapons that are only used once then discarded?

No, bad light.

Never had a mother.

Don't follow drama.

Yes.

I don't vote.

Doesn't it suck that you KNOW there are tiny bugs under your skin, but you just can't seem to get them out, no matter how much you dig?

I've had to.. once.

No, I put it on her myself, made the job easier.

Pets distract me too much.

An alias I have used before - good times.

What if you are actually just retarded and you arent aware of it?

Every person on this forum is retarded and fully aware of it.

:rotf:

Are you a piece of red road?

OP, you are indeed the shit. Calm, calculating, coiled, and ready to strike.

Are you of the London Ripper, the Wall Street Raider Baron, or the hired, detached assasain ilk. (Of course, if you're just a garden variety psychopath, no intention to offend on my part but, and it's just a suggestion, even psychopaths should have a career path).

Regards

I'm an artist, I get satisfaction from my "pieces". Assassination is for children - having a career is pointless and boring to my kind, we always get/take what we want directly or indirectly.

Does it piss you off when people who aren't on bikes use you?

No, I pave my own path.

Would you consider a decomposing corpse a person?

male or female?

I salute you, sir. God (or someone) speed you (you magnificent maniac).