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DO YOU HAVE A GUN IN YOUR HOUSE. MUST READ.

 
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when they call me , i tell them i am interested but will be right back..... leave them on hold whilst i chill with a beer and whatever i was doing... wife gets home... see's the phone off the hook and laffs... she knows....
 Quoting: Citizenperth


I have one radio in my home that is permanently tuned to a Chinese radio station. (For these calls)

When the telemarketer calls and asks to speak with "Mr. Smith", I just say, "Yes, one moment, I will get him for you.."

I then promptly lay the phone down next to my radio tuned and turned on to the Chinese station.

And then I sit back and laugh and laugh. Silently, of course.

I pray for these calls, daily. Laughter is the best medicine.
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that's the ticket...... :)
or if you have friends over, and you already had a few, put on a fake foriegn accent in gibberish like you are asking questions.. must cost the big corps a fair bit with shit like that... always leave the phone up (unless you need it), because their PABX will take time to reset.. and huge loss of revenue if we all do it.... always cracks me up and everyone knows what i am up to here.... GRIN.... in fact my current monika is probably me getting up to it by the looks.... mahahahah
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genius,my mate and me just outta loony bin,she had depression,got call tyring to sell her mobile contract,we were all pissing ourselves,shes a counsellor,and kept him in circles for half an hour,saying "i'm too depressed" he'd reply"know what'l make you feel better?a new mobile""etcetc
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lol
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Re: DO YOU HAVE A GUN IN YOUR HOUSE. MUST READ.
Who tells them the whole truth anyway?
I don't tell them every surgery I had at age 2 (can't remember anyway) or detail every time I ended up in the ER needing a few stitches.
 Quoting: Anti Vortex


I don't even admit to being a smoker.

Fuck him, lie.
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Best answer, lie. If it doesn't directly relate to the reason you are seeking medical attention, LIE your ass off to them.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


Just one more straw Desert Fox.

My textbook response is "my child lives in a VERY safe home", though I do understand that answer does not directly address the question, and they may likely continue the hounding.

Requiring me to lie means I must violate my religion - though we know "they" no longer regard any of that with validity.

Only under one condition has God accepted, condoned, or even encouraged such action:
"...but by great deception, thou shalt do war."

Where does that leave Christians?
 Quoting: ClydeX

Many people misunderstand the commandment thou shalt not bear false witness. It does not say thou shalt not lie. Lying to defend yourself and family is not a sin. We should not deny Christ, but other than that bearing false witness has to do with testifying falsely against someone. For example, telling your dear shriveled up ugly grandmother she looks lovely is no sin....
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beauty really is in the eye of beholder.i fed,got his trust and kept the moggy everyone hated,he had huge infected crumpled ear,a mess.i love him
church of euthanasia.
[link to www.facebook.com]
have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
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it leaves anyone truthfull condemned in court,a famous law guy made huge speach,the ones who tell the truth will admit the bad they may have done,the charming liar never will.immediatly puts truth at total disadvantage,(except he said it better than me)
church of euthanasia.
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have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
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it leaves anyone truthfull condemned in court,a famous law guy made huge speach,the ones who tell the truth will admit the bad they may have done,the charming liar never will.immediatly puts truth at total disadvantage,(except he said it better than me)
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Very true.
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Who tells them the whole truth anyway?
I don't tell them every surgery I had at age 2 (can't remember anyway) or detail every time I ended up in the ER needing a few stitches.
 Quoting: Anti Vortex


I don't even admit to being a smoker.

Fuck him, lie.
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Best answer, lie. If it doesn't directly relate to the reason you are seeking medical attention, LIE your ass off to them.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


better yet, say ya left your hearing aid in the car. And, keep repeating,,,'what?,,what?? can't hear ya
Your Right!!
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Latest Executive Orders will most likely create bad issues with loss of medical privacy since they're trying to convince docs that there's no inhibition to asking and then reporting answers.
[link to www.wnd.com]

Specifically:
[link to www.slate.com]

17. Release a letter to health care providers clarifying that no federal law prohibits them from reporting threats of violence to law enforcement authorities.

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Latest Executive Orders will most likely create bad issues with loss of medical privacy since they're trying to convince docs that there's no inhibition to asking and then reporting answers.
[link to www.wnd.com]

Specifically:
[link to www.slate.com]

17. Release a letter to health care providers clarifying that no federal law prohibits them from reporting threats of violence to law enforcement authorities.

The sticky widget is "reporting threats of violence". What does that language mean?

Example: A patient is asked is there guns in your home? She answers yes. The doc asks, "Have you ever felt threatened by violence?" She says yes. The question is not, "Was she threatened by gun violence?" Do you get my drift? Has she ever in her life been threatened by violence? She could think back to some time when she was young. Some issue with a prior husband. Some neighbor dispute.

What does the doc do? Well, if not busy, (HA) then he puts, patient reported threats of violence and gun in home.

I guess she'll get a home visit.

Note: The actual text of the Executive Orders has not been released either by the White House or the National Archives. All we have are summaries which were issued as a press release.

Last Edited by Don'tBeAfraid on 01/19/2013 04:40 AM
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Re: DO YOU HAVE A GUN IN YOUR HOUSE. MUST READ.
Latest Executive Orders will most likely create bad issues with loss of medical privacy since they're trying to convince docs that there's no inhibition to asking and then reporting answers.
[link to www.wnd.com]

Specifically:
[link to www.slate.com]

17. Release a letter to health care providers clarifying that no federal law prohibits them from reporting threats of violence to law enforcement authorities.

The sticky widget is "reporting threats of violence". What does that language mean?

Example: A patient is asked is there guns in your home? She answers yes. The doc asks, "Have you ever felt threatened by violence?" She says yes. The question is not, "Was she threatened by gun violence?" Do you get my drift? Has she ever in her life been threatened by violence? She could think back to some time when she was young. Some issue with a prior husband. Some neighbor dispute.

What does the doc do? Well, if not busy, (HA) then he puts, patient reported threats of violence and gun in home.

I guess she'll get a home visit.

Note: The actual text of the Executive Orders has not been released either by the White House or the National Archives. All we have are summaries which were issued as a press release.
 Quoting: Don'tBeAfraid


Thanks for input.
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You're welcome.

Obama has STILL not released the pertinent executive orders.
[link to www.whitehouse.gov]
Nor are they at the National Archives:
[link to www.archives.gov]

It's a waiting game at this point.

Last Edited by Don'tBeAfraid on 01/23/2013 06:48 PM

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