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Message Subject DO YOU HAVE A GUN IN YOUR HOUSE. MUST READ.
Poster Handle Desert Fox
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when they call me , i tell them i am interested but will be right back..... leave them on hold whilst i chill with a beer and whatever i was doing... wife gets home... see's the phone off the hook and laffs... she knows....
 Quoting: Citizenperth


I have one radio in my home that is permanently tuned to a Chinese radio station. (For these calls)

When the telemarketer calls and asks to speak with "Mr. Smith", I just say, "Yes, one moment, I will get him for you.."

I then promptly lay the phone down next to my radio tuned and turned on to the Chinese station.

And then I sit back and laugh and laugh. Silently, of course.

I pray for these calls, daily. Laughter is the best medicine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31885331


that's the ticket...... :)
or if you have friends over, and you already had a few, put on a fake foriegn accent in gibberish like you are asking questions.. must cost the big corps a fair bit with shit like that... always leave the phone up (unless you need it), because their PABX will take time to reset.. and huge loss of revenue if we all do it.... always cracks me up and everyone knows what i am up to here.... GRIN.... in fact my current monika is probably me getting up to it by the looks.... mahahahah
 Quoting: Citizenperth


genius,my mate and me just outta loony bin,she had depression,got call tyring to sell her mobile contract,we were all pissing ourselves,shes a counsellor,and kept him in circles for half an hour,saying "i'm too depressed" he'd reply"know what'l make you feel better?a new mobile""etcetc
 Quoting: lupa14714


lol
 
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