Q: Will buying this item make me a murderer? I've heard that owning anything with "assault" in the name means I will become a horrible person with murderous rage coursing through my veins and I don't want to become a cold-blooded killer that can't be trusted in my own neighborhood. If I order 3-4 and have a full arsenal of these... with so much rock, will I have to join the KISS Army? Thanks, A Liberal. (Dude, seriously, you rock for this and have become a legend!!!!) Jan-09-13
A: Owning this does not make you a murderer or a criminal. Whether or not it makes you a bad guy/girl depends on what you choose to do with this rock. Every man and woman should be held accountable for their actions; it is illogical to pass blame onto an inanimate object. One should not be so quick to believe everything they hear on the (extremely) liberal mainstream media. Do not jump on the bandwagon or simply go with the flow. The Rolling Stone(s) is not hiring. Respectfully yours, A Rock Enthusiast