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PopSci Article: Segway Inventor Patents Machine To Suck Food Out Of Your Stomach Before Digestion. Bulimia Gets A Tech-Upgrade
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From The Guy Who Invented The Segway, Because Walking Is Just bullshit, Comes The Machine To Suck Food Out Before It Makes You Fat. [ link to www.popsci.com] From Article:
"The aspiration process is performed about 20 minutes after the entire meal is consumed and takes 5 to 10 minutes to complete. The process is performed in the privacy of the restroom, and the food is drained directly into the toilet. Because aspiration only removes a third of the food, the body still receives the calories it needs to function. For optimal weight loss, patients should aspirate after each major meal (about 3 times per day) initially. Over time, as patients learn to eat more healthfully, they can reduce the frequency of aspirations." less than 50% fairuse noticeBecause Fuck You World, Walking and Self Control Are Bullshit.
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