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PopSci Article: Segway Inventor Patents Machine To Suck Food Out Of Your Stomach Before Digestion. Bulimia Gets A Tech-Upgrade

 
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PopSci Article: Segway Inventor Patents Machine To Suck Food Out Of Your Stomach Before Digestion. Bulimia Gets A Tech-Upgrade
From The Guy Who Invented The Segway, Because Walking Is Just bullshit, Comes The Machine To Suck Food Out Before It Makes You Fat.

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"The aspiration process is performed about 20 minutes after the entire meal is consumed and takes 5 to 10 minutes to complete. The process is performed in the privacy of the restroom, and the food is drained directly into the toilet. Because aspiration only removes a third of the food, the body still receives the calories it needs to function. For optimal weight loss, patients should aspirate after each major meal (about 3 times per day) initially. Over time, as patients learn to eat more healthfully, they can reduce the frequency of aspirations." less than 50% fairuse notice


Because Fuck You World, Walking and Self Control Are Bullshit.

Last Edited by Samuel Bachelor Of Science on 01/09/2013 04:23 PM
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Oh my God.

What if it starts sucking out the stomach lining?

I guess someone who has a lot of weight to lose could certainly benefit from this; it is slightly less gross than throwing up and it doesn't burn out your throat.

Will be interesting to see if it gets FDA approval.

Last Edited by Ralph--a house dog on 01/09/2013 04:24 PM
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Oh my God.

What if it starts sucking out the stomach lining?

I guess someone who has a lot of weight to lose could certainly benefit from this; it is slightly less gross than throwing up and it doesn't burn out your throat.
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I wondered that too
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bump for america is screwed, this is quintessentially why were screwed
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