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May 15th ME TEL U NOW SHIN THIS PHIT OMGWTFBBQ

 
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The entity also mentioned we need to understand

water, salt and magnetism.

Since I have read that I keep thinking about those three things combined. Each is really unique in its own way. Also the entity mentioned seawater has residues of "dolphin talk"...
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water is known to have a memory! Salt is crystal like quartz that is absorbed by water, dissolved. It can be recovered after boiling the water.

Crystals resonate to frequencies! They store information!

Any type of data. Salt merge with water. Water become Aware!

Magnetism can Connect, amplify, make the data very real, or simply format everything!
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Yes, my thoughts went that direction too! Crystals can store vast information of data, it would be just interesting to figure a way on how to distract them. That crystal skull thing comes to mind, where it is said that there are 13 of them in total (not all found yet) and together they contain all the information of mankind. But thats a different story.
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we wont need the skulls anymore! when the shift will happen, everyone will have much better then crystal skulls!

the 13 skulls were remenants of the old cycle.
To live is to believe in the power of dreams! To dream is to believe in the power of love! To love is to Know the truth!
The Desire to Be fuel the belief that you Are which ignite the Will to Become which bring back forth the desire to be...
Let it be-come you! It means Stop seeking your higher self! It is seeking you! Stand still in your mind to calm the waters of your mind and then it shall find you, so you can ride those waves together!
your true self lies somewhere between your heart and your consciousness. It is called the heart consciousness,which is the creator, which is you!
The heart create the emotions and our mind evoke its purpose, from which we dream the life we live in order to imagine the nature of reality and finally remember love!

The highest Purpose of our mind is the ability to Forget! Go on and Forgive yourself!
There is no love in truth but there is truth in love!
Be authentic, nobody else can do it for you!
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I let reality tell me what truth is? Of course! Reality and truth are one in the same. What is truth? Truth is whatever is real. If it's not real, then likewise, it's not true.

If you shoot me, and then say you didn't, you are lying. Why? Because reality contradicts your claim of innocence.

You tell me not to rely on my senses, but your alternative isn't any better. Why would my "feelings" be any better to rely on than my senses for determining truth? If senses can be mislead, how much more easily can feelings be manipulated? The most successful politicians are the ones who've best learned how to manipulate people's emotions. If politicians are able to make people feel good, does that mean they're always telling the truth? Most of the messes people get into are because they're listening to their feelings rather than looking at the facts.

So you see, when I approach the "me tel u" thread, or anything like it, I have to look at all the facts, not just what my feelings say. Feelings can be manipulated with clever wordplay or exciting ideas. The OP of that thread has a clever premise that captures the imagination. But if the predictions don't come to pass as stated, then it is a work of fiction, period.
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Albert Einstein said it! Your imagination is more important then your knowledge! You can debate him if you want.
 Quoting: Blitz the storm-striker


I'm pretty sure Einstein was willing to correct himself when he learned he was wrong about something. Even he had to work with what was real. Math is based on set rules that work regardless of what you think of them. If math was based on what we imagined as opposed to what is real, Einstein could never have used it for anything.
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Albert was in total equilibrium! he was not using rational logic more then irrational logic! he was using the middle brain!

Nicola Tesla too.

Albert never toke anything for granted so he could never be wrong!
 Quoting: Blitz the storm-striker


Albert Einstein still relied on REALITY to achieve what he did. He did not just imagine things and solve equations based on his feelings, he worked with what was real. Your points are going off on completely irrelevant tangents.
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Albert Einstein said it! Your imagination is more important then your knowledge! You can debate him if you want.
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I'm pretty sure Einstein was willing to correct himself when he learned he was wrong about something. Even he had to work with what was real. Math is based on set rules that work regardless of what you think of them. If math was based on what we imagined as opposed to what is real, Einstein could never have used it for anything.
 Quoting: Animose


Albert was in total equilibrium! he was not using rational logic more then irrational logic! he was using the middle brain!

Nicola Tesla too.

Albert never toke anything for granted so he could never be wrong!
 Quoting: Blitz the storm-striker


Albert Einstein still relied on REALITY to achieve what he did. He did not just imagine things and solve equations based on his feelings, he worked with what was real. Your points are going off on completely irrelevant tangents.
 Quoting: Animose


Maybe you need to look up how does "Visualisation" functions!

when your in perfect equilibrium you dont even need to learn anything. Knowledge just flow thru you!
To live is to believe in the power of dreams! To dream is to believe in the power of love! To love is to Know the truth!
The Desire to Be fuel the belief that you Are which ignite the Will to Become which bring back forth the desire to be...
Let it be-come you! It means Stop seeking your higher self! It is seeking you! Stand still in your mind to calm the waters of your mind and then it shall find you, so you can ride those waves together!
your true self lies somewhere between your heart and your consciousness. It is called the heart consciousness,which is the creator, which is you!
The heart create the emotions and our mind evoke its purpose, from which we dream the life we live in order to imagine the nature of reality and finally remember love!

The highest Purpose of our mind is the ability to Forget! Go on and Forgive yourself!
There is no love in truth but there is truth in love!
Be authentic, nobody else can do it for you!
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I wish OP would come back...I am intrigued
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Why cant the op come back?
It's all about the 'vibe'
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I'm pretty sure Einstein was willing to correct himself when he learned he was wrong about something. Even he had to work with what was real. Math is based on set rules that work regardless of what you think of them. If math was based on what we imagined as opposed to what is real, Einstein could never have used it for anything.
 Quoting: Animose


Albert was in total equilibrium! he was not using rational logic more then irrational logic! he was using the middle brain!

Nicola Tesla too.

Albert never toke anything for granted so he could never be wrong!
 Quoting: Blitz the storm-striker


Albert Einstein still relied on REALITY to achieve what he did. He did not just imagine things and solve equations based on his feelings, he worked with what was real. Your points are going off on completely irrelevant tangents.
 Quoting: Animose


Maybe you need to look up how does "Visualisation" functions!

when your in perfect equilibrium you dont even need to learn anything. Knowledge just flow thru you!
 Quoting: Blitz the storm-striker


And what does any of this have to do with whether the predictions on the "me tel u" thread are right or wrong?
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I wish OP would come back...I am intrigued
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Why cant the op come back?
 Quoting: BadHairDay


The accurate supernova explosion predictions lead me to believe that the "entity" will be back after 15 May ?

That's what his ID suggests as well "friends after 15 may".
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Albert was in total equilibrium! he was not using rational logic more then irrational logic! he was using the middle brain!

Nicola Tesla too.

Albert never toke anything for granted so he could never be wrong!
 Quoting: Blitz the storm-striker


Albert Einstein still relied on REALITY to achieve what he did. He did not just imagine things and solve equations based on his feelings, he worked with what was real. Your points are going off on completely irrelevant tangents.
 Quoting: Animose


Maybe you need to look up how does "Visualisation" functions!

when your in perfect equilibrium you dont even need to learn anything. Knowledge just flow thru you!
 Quoting: Blitz the storm-striker


And what does any of this have to do with whether the predictions on the "me tel u" thread are right or wrong?
 Quoting: Animose


it goes back what i was explaining to you about not letting your "reality" deceiving you with perceptions!

logic should be used at last not in the beginning of the thinking process!

if your thinking with logic first you will blind yourself of thoughts that could connect to to find the truth and in that pattern beleifs will distort all your findings to match the beleifs. -- Taking for granted, Assuming.
To live is to believe in the power of dreams! To dream is to believe in the power of love! To love is to Know the truth!
The Desire to Be fuel the belief that you Are which ignite the Will to Become which bring back forth the desire to be...
Let it be-come you! It means Stop seeking your higher self! It is seeking you! Stand still in your mind to calm the waters of your mind and then it shall find you, so you can ride those waves together!
your true self lies somewhere between your heart and your consciousness. It is called the heart consciousness,which is the creator, which is you!
The heart create the emotions and our mind evoke its purpose, from which we dream the life we live in order to imagine the nature of reality and finally remember love!

The highest Purpose of our mind is the ability to Forget! Go on and Forgive yourself!
There is no love in truth but there is truth in love!
Be authentic, nobody else can do it for you!
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I wish OP would come back...I am intrigued
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Why cant the op come back?
 Quoting: BadHairDay


The accurate supernova explosion predictions lead me to believe that the "entity" will be back after 15 May ?

That's what his ID suggests as well "friends after 15 may".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27901966

My understanding is that the OP is not the entity, the entity was communicated to via a computer system and the OP was in possession of the transcripts as part of a slow release public disclosure campaign and to test public reaction.The computer link to it was lost when the system underwent Y2K precautionary upgrades. Connection was supposedly never made to it again after 2000. We're told...

I think the 'friends after 15 May' line was just repeatedly said by it in the sessions to indicate we should trust its other messages that it gave if it's predictions came true.

I wouldn't entirely though some of its message sounds kind of suspect to me even if it can predict shit. Check out my post on pg5 in this thread for more on that re: the George Kavassilas parralels
Thread: selected extracts from me tel u now thread (Page 5)
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I wish OP would come back...I am intrigued
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27551020


Why cant the op come back?
 Quoting: BadHairDay


The accurate supernova explosion predictions lead me to believe that the "entity" will be back after 15 May ?

That's what his ID suggests as well "friends after 15 may".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27901966

My understanding is that the OP is not the entity, the entity was communicated to via a computer system and the OP was in possession of the transcripts as part of a slow release public disclosure campaign and to test public reaction.The computer link to it was lost when the system underwent Y2K precautionary upgrades. Connection was supposedly never made to it again after 2000. We're told...

I think the 'friends after 15 May' line was just repeatedly said by it in the sessions to indicate we should trust its other messages that it gave if it's predictions came true.

I wouldn't entirely though some of its message sounds kind of suspect to me even if it can predict shit. Check out my post on pg5 in this thread for more on that re: the George Kavassilas parralels
Thread: selected extracts from me tel u now thread (Page 5)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34594634


Can we just clarify this please.

The OP of THIS thread, has no reason not to come back.

The OP of this thread is not the OP of the original thread.

The OP of the original MeTellU thread - acolyte, can also come back, and does, regularly. AFAIK, he can only NOT discuss 'bezerk' on this site, but can on his own.

His own site is named after the entity that spurned all this information.

Which OP then, cant come back, and why?

Last Edited by BadHairDay on 02/17/2013 05:16 PM
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What spawned my interest:

"many things go wrong 15 may because door opens with portal to dark matters not undestanding earth beings
sharon will dimise be4 15 may
mandela will dimise be4 15 may
thatcher will stroke be4 15 may
japan warring thing will commenceing before 15 may secretly
oil gets very big sicknes no use anymore after 15 may
old bush will very sick be4 15 may
cheney will dimise be4 15 june
obama accident before 27 aperil
big sicknes be4 15 may
very moving earth on 17 aperils
oceon not sleeping when heaven things beware many waters to come drown
brown cheat be4 15 may
putin missing after 15 may many worry people do crazy things"

This is one of the first statements made by the Entity, and it was repeated at various times:
"u ask me many question me first answer u by xplain
to unerstan u and u in the univers u must unerstan these things
first u must unerstan the ilusion of infinti
then u must unerstan the infinty of ilusion
this mean noting but xplain everythings
so first u lern the u
then u lern the univers
then this xplain al and mean something"

More references to oil sickness and to the Japan earthquake and radiation:
"me post probabilitys ok
me cee crash plane on deck of us war ship 55 dimise
me cee us bomer crash sea
me cee many dolfin and whale go suicide
me cee 250 plus more demise acident and crash of plane europe people
me cee very moving earth again people of same shape eye japan
me cee sicknes go people of india and people of korea
me cee very oil sicknes people of america grow biger not aford buy oil anymores
me cee america people very angry go damage monument there capitol ok
me cee very big and final earth war this line time but u can stop stil
please forget oil yor oil become enemy after september yor line time
oil get radiation as me tel u be4 why u not belive me
me cry 4 u"

On how we think, read and interpret:
"write lanuage cause bad things 4 yor human history hold u back
beter draw pictures like sumar
beter write image like egyptian
write lanuage tel u what to think not how to think not good thing 4 mind
picture tel u how to think must use mind to read picture good thing 4 mind
picture u remember 4 ever write lanuage u forget soon not think anymore"
"the reason sumaria write in picture is they want last generation u to unerstan 2000 years later ok
if they rite data on disk u not able deciferings disk 4 u not have same reading device 2 read their data 2000 year later
sumaria write on stone to survive al yor teknology ok and alow u to stil unerstan 2000 years later simple ok"

The Entity explains free will:
"me ask elders about explain frewil beter
elders say me explain like this
god give u eg
eg is there eg already created eg exist
u use frewil decide what do about eg
u can make choice boil eg eat eg
u can make choice bake eg eat eg
u can make choice u leve eg but eg get roten but eg stil there
u can make choice u not eat other animal so u throw eg away eg get roten somewere else but eg stil exist u wil smel eg eventualy
eventualy u must decide and deal with eg
time colide is like eg
god make time colide
time colide is there time colide already created time colide exist
eventualy u must decide what u want do with time colide and deal with it
u can not change what god created but with frewil u must decide what u do with time colide ok
me say eat eg because eg good for u b4 get roten then eg very bad 4 u"

The researchers asked the Entity to explain the concept of trinity:
"first me try xplain mind body spirit
me xplain true trinity
trinity is mind body and spirit
trinity is farther child and mother
yor sumerian symbol of sumeria queen is dove
yor religion leaders long ago decide not use female 4 church leaders and leading
so they remove female esence from child and remove mother esence from spirit
they then say trinity is father son and spirit al male esence
this was to distract deceive to change church and religion 4 male control only and dominating
that where al yor religion go wrong in history
farther is the mind
son daughter or child is the body
mother is the spirit ok
the mother spirit esence is the balance is the harmony is the glue
the mother is between the farther and son or child
the spirit is between mind and body
religion without mother spirit esence is not spiritual but false teachings 4 control
trinity is the family of life
trinity is sum experince of mind body and spirit ok
now me try xplain how get ready mind body spirit
make ready yor mind understaning whatever hapens
make ready yor spirit aceptance whatever hapens
make ready body not 2 fear 4 death body not real u only vehicle u
me unerstan many u more scare pain of death than death itself this only body scared not real u
if death was painles then many more would partake ok yes no
dimising is not ending but new begining progres
death is progres is grow"

On the law of attraction:
"me try xplain this beter
u r god in yor universe
but u not god in gods universe
u need unerstan this
u can only be god in yor own universe
u can not be god in gods universe ok
u not in yor own universe yet ok
u keep on belive u get yor own universe
this take many line times lived then u get yor own universe you play god
now u just belive u part god universe only
eventual u create yor universe by belive
but 4 now u r god in training ok"

"what u think u create
what u create by thinkings play very big role yes ok"

The Entity referred to dolphins and mentioned their importance on a number of occasions. Dolphins somehow balance certain vibrations on Earth. Specifics were given, but that part was not cleared by Echelon for release. We should keep an eye on dolphin behaviour and events involving dolphins. Their behaviour heralds events and Earth changes:
"this planet first al water
then ground comes
dolfin decideing to walk ground your planet
many wars happen
then dolfin evolv remember water glory
dolfin then go back and swim water glory
dolfin most clever on this planet line time "
"seawater has residu from dolfin comunication
dolfin sqeek cause vibration of seawater to becom becon and balance energy
dolfin more advanse than human this planet line time
u must study dolfin"

"dolfin always love al creature with god esense even human
dolfin unerstan freedom of god esense many life time this line time
dolfin keep your earth balance
dolfin protect al planet and al creature on earth with god esense
now human kil 2 many dolfin be4 time we want rescu dolfin bring them our planet share
dolfin agree come our line time 15 may we prepare place"

"many dolfin already sacrifice for keep harmonics balance yor planet and make yor suferings les
very very big sufering coming and dolfin can not stop this even they try be brave but not enough
u must lern harmonics yor planet soon or u demise not knowing anything and begin 0000 again"

"yes sound dolfin make heal brainwave of al creature earth
dolfin sound cause synaps make beter contact in brain make miracel hapen
dolfin balanse harmonics of earth vortex ok"

"many being live deep oceon and holow earth can give u human answer and helpings
when u unerstand oceon u wil unerstan how cosmic travelings work easy ok
oceon have same compositing than space same element ok
u unerstan salt and water and magnet u wil unerstan life and everything living"

"helo
me tel u watch sun
me tel u watch dolfin
me tel u watch cern
me tel u watch pope
me tel u watch moving earth
cee wat yor sun is doing
cee wat yor dolfin is doing
cee wat cern is doing
cee wat pope is doing and saying
cee wat moving is doing and why
ask yor leaders
yor leaders prepare
u stil not prepare why
0000 is here make ready yor mind soul body now"

Comments by the Entity on the spiritual evolution of aliens/extraterrestrials and ascension (some specifics remains classified):
"they r many evolved fisical but not many evolve spiritul
u human have evolve more spritual then them
but they want hold on their wise teknology
their god is their teknology"

"me unerstan yor acension asking wordings
me tel u now your acension is nothing more then mas abuction thing ok"

"we won war with reptile our line time long ago we evolve then
reptile yor line time keep u back u can not grow"

"we kil many dragons many line times 1 long ago
stil dragons left in holow ground yor line time 1 yes"

"earth not solid
me not know al theory things
dragon like beings live holow ground stil
they good now
they very wise now
they peaceful like dolphin now"

"me not know al these things
even stranger beings exist other line times
beings evolving al line times always never stop"

"we can speek to al creature who have mind 2 understan ok"

Some questions asked by the Entity to the researchers:
"ok me first question ask
wat purpose yor moon
me line time moon demise long ago
life become better with no moon
why u stil have moon
wat purpose yor moon have u
moon not natural heaven body
moon put there by other being to control earth mood
without moon big calm comes over peoples no big storm anymore only litel storm
without moon peace among people
elders say old race capture moon from space then put next earth
elders say moon forces work like time mashine keep control time
moon also control mood of beings on planet in this line time"

"me have question
me ask question now
me cee u xplore mars planet with many mony and resourcings
why u not xplore deep oceon yor own planet with same many mony and resourcings
deep oceon give al aswers yor existencing and future
deep oceon have much knowledges u stil need lern
me tel u some secret
some places deep oceon water presures so big that air u breeth can not buble to surface
this air traping cause big caverns where humans can live and do breathings of good air and plant and live very wel
deep oceons have many crystal solves al yor energising needs no polution
u ignore yor best lifeline by not seekings answerings from yor own deep oceon
god provide deep oceon why u not use what is given
earth is a water planet yet u leaders look answers in space why
deep oceon have al answer for cosmic travelings this line time why u ignore this in your history
when u solve mysteries of deep oceon u wil solve mysteries of space ask dolfin they tel u this ok"

"me have more question
me ask question now
what purpos religion when leaders not godlike not real gods
what purpos building tempel when no gods there
what purpos building church when no gods there
what purpos building mosk when no gods there
what purpos pray big wall when god not a wall
what purpos pray statue when god not a statue
what purpos pray river when god not a river
why cow holy when cow not even know god
why monkey sacred when monkey not even know god
only holy animals this line time is dolphin
not need pray dolfin like a god but must respect dolfin very much"

"me ask question now
why u adult stil drink milk
why u drink mother milk from other speci not human"

"me ask elders about gold
elders say eye must ask
eye ask now
where is this gold
yor leaders not keep gold
yor leaders not have many gold anymore
leaders always give yor gold to other planet beings
why u not know this
u not wory gold
gold not keep place safe 4 yor family u not eet gold
biger wory when oil gets sickness"

"me have question
me ask question now
me cee ground sufer not water very dry people hungry
but oceon ful water
why u not take salt away from cea water and use on land
oceon enough water to make al ground even desert into forest al people can eat nice enough
why u not pump oceon water everywere
u can make big bom but u can not make big fresh water from oceon
big boms very bad
big fresh water always good"

Some Closing Notes:
(a) English was the primary language used by the Entity. Another language was perfect Latin. The contrast/contradiction between the childlike use of English and that of the Latin is apparently explained in the master copy of the Echelon files, as are other topics. This file was never made available to me and still remains Centrally Classified to this day. "Centrally Classified" indicates an intel grouping where even the classification is classified. This intel falls under various National and International Intelligence Directives (NIID; pronounced "need" in intelligence lingo).

(b) The CHANI project was a natural outflow of the research done at the collider facility. Among other things, the time-space fabric was tested and experimented on. When protons collide, then what about time? Can times collide? This was the irony of the research done at the collider. They were looking at the possibility of times colliding—and the researchers were not disappointed. The CHANI project was proof thereof. Other aspects of the timeline phenomenon were also researched and tested, e.g., time machines/devices, conscious projection of awareness of "human subject" forward or backward in time, and projection of "objects" (mostly sub-nano quantum recording devices) forward and backward in time.

(c) I will comment briefly on aspects of the concept of time as it was covered in the CHANI research. Time is linear and moves in a circle, i.e., a single line drawn in a circle: 0 to 0000, then back again to 0 (beginning to end to beginning). There are many of these circular timelines and sometimes they interchange or cross each other, similar to the gravitational waves and orbits of solar bodies. When they intersect some beings, or their developed awareness, they can jump from one to another and don't have to repeat the (time) line they were following previously. Others don't jump but can see the other timeline and interact with beings on that timeline while the crossing takes place. Sometimes beings can cross our line and see us coming to the crossing before we even get there. This last instance describes "our" meeting/colliding with the Entity. (By "our", I'm referring to the R&A researchers.)
Time is also elastic and can be stretched, resulting in a time-stretch phenomenon. Some researchers commented on how déjà vu can fit into this paradigm, as well as on how the "time is elastic" model seems to be the only workable model to describe and define time travel. The "time is elastic" model also explains the colliding of realities at the same time. As far as the CHANI project was concerned, the elastic properties of time helped to explain why no year was given, only dates.
A further "help" was how the Entity described the direct and "planned" influence of the Moon on the human perception of time. Because the Entity didn't have a moon in his parallel/time universe (they destroyed or "killed" it), giving a year date was impossible and turned their calculation of our time into "probabilities" rather than "possibilities". The Entity explained that his Elders originally had calculated our dates using a 28-day, 13-month mathematical model, but that they themselves couldn't decide on the appropriate maths and starting dates to use with our current timeline on Earth. The procession of time and our awareness of time are directly controlled by our Moon.
The Moon has an effect on the body, mind and spirit of every living organism on this planet. This is why the Entity's Elders destroyed their moon. They wanted to get rid of the moon's influence. They received the advice to do so from inner-planet beings. Without the moon, there were five immediately observable changes:
(1) The most notable changes were in the mood and temperament of the beings/civilisations living there.
Without the moon, they became more calm and peaceful. Anxiety and emotional fear had a dramatic decline among the population and even the animals. All living beings were affected.
(2) There were weather and climate changes. The oceans became much calmer. Heavy thunderstorms and lightning became a rarity. The climate became balanced all over their planet. Extreme cold or heat became something of the past.
(3) They developed an enhanced new colour spectrum. They could see and differentiate between new colours in a way that they couldn't do before.
(4) A great majority of the population became aware of their telepathic communication abilities, especially between parents and children and among siblings. Children born after the "demise" of the moon were able to communicate with inner-plane beings without the need of training, Elder guidance or instruments.
(5) There were major changes to their respiratory system. Their blood and breathing chemistry changed or adapted. Children born after the moon's demise were able to hold their breath under water for hours at a time.

(d) I have to point out to the reader that there were certain topics that the Entity was very reluctant to address or to provide more detail on, other than what was already covered. Some topics were refused outright (these topics are classified). One of these "reluctant" topics was the naming and description of inner-Earth beings, their role in our development as well as the appointed hierarchy and who appointed such a hierarchy.

(e) During the period when technicians tried to re-establish contact with the Entity, the research notes make mention of the introduction of a quantum antidote/virus with artificial-intelligence string gathering properties and an estimated dormant period of 10 years. Technicians came to the conclusion that once the code was introduced into the collider network, it would lie dormant while gathering artificial intelligence on how to re-establish contact. Simply put, they thought it would fix itself, given enough time.
However, I'm quite certain that the CHANI project did end in 2000, so I don't know if this project was re-opened under another science or if it flowed or merged into another. I mention this because, with the recent outbreak of the Stuxnet virus and the comments made by technicians, I can't help but feel uncomfortable with the similarities between the current Stuxnet outbreak and the "code" properties that the technicians discussed at the time of the CHANI–Y2K issue. That was in 2000; Stuxnet surfaced in 2010. A 10-year dormant period? I wonder, but that's a whole new conspiracy for another day.
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I think there are still lots of people who never bothered reading about the Chani project and still think the entity actually posted here on GLP.
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biger wory when oil gets sickness
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What spawned my interest:

"many things go wrong 15 may because door opens with portal to dark matters not undestanding earth beings
sharon will dimise be4 15 may
mandela will dimise be4 15 may
thatcher will stroke be4 15 may
japan warring thing will commenceing before 15 may secretly
oil gets very big sicknes no use anymore after 15 may
old bush will very sick be4 15 may
cheney will dimise be4 15 june
obama accident before 27 aperil
big sicknes be4 15 may
very moving earth on 17 aperils
oceon not sleeping when heaven things beware many waters to come drown
brown cheat be4 15 may
putin missing after 15 may many worry people do crazy things"

This is one of the first statements made by the Entity, and it was repeated at various times:
"u ask me many question me first answer u by xplain
to unerstan u and u in the univers u must unerstan these things
first u must unerstan the ilusion of infinti
then u must unerstan the infinty of ilusion
this mean noting but xplain everythings
so first u lern the u
then u lern the univers
then this xplain al and mean something"

More references to oil sickness and to the Japan earthquake and radiation:
"me post probabilitys ok
me cee crash plane on deck of us war ship 55 dimise
me cee us bomer crash sea
me cee many dolfin and whale go suicide
me cee 250 plus more demise acident and crash of plane europe people
me cee very moving earth again people of same shape eye japan
me cee sicknes go people of india and people of korea
me cee very oil sicknes people of america grow biger not aford buy oil anymores
me cee america people very angry go damage monument there capitol ok
me cee very big and final earth war this line time but u can stop stil
please forget oil yor oil become enemy after september yor line time
oil get radiation as me tel u be4 why u not belive me
me cry 4 u"

On how we think, read and interpret:
"write lanuage cause bad things 4 yor human history hold u back
beter draw pictures like sumar
beter write image like egyptian
write lanuage tel u what to think not how to think not good thing 4 mind
picture tel u how to think must use mind to read picture good thing 4 mind
picture u remember 4 ever write lanuage u forget soon not think anymore"
"the reason sumaria write in picture is they want last generation u to unerstan 2000 years later ok
if they rite data on disk u not able deciferings disk 4 u not have same reading device 2 read their data 2000 year later
sumaria write on stone to survive al yor teknology ok and alow u to stil unerstan 2000 years later simple ok"

The Entity explains free will:
"me ask elders about explain frewil beter
elders say me explain like this
god give u eg
eg is there eg already created eg exist
u use frewil decide what do about eg
u can make choice boil eg eat eg
u can make choice bake eg eat eg
u can make choice u leve eg but eg get roten but eg stil there
u can make choice u not eat other animal so u throw eg away eg get roten somewere else but eg stil exist u wil smel eg eventualy
eventualy u must decide and deal with eg
time colide is like eg
god make time colide
time colide is there time colide already created time colide exist
eventualy u must decide what u want do with time colide and deal with it
u can not change what god created but with frewil u must decide what u do with time colide ok
me say eat eg because eg good for u b4 get roten then eg very bad 4 u"

The researchers asked the Entity to explain the concept of trinity:
"first me try xplain mind body spirit
me xplain true trinity
trinity is mind body and spirit
trinity is farther child and mother
yor sumerian symbol of sumeria queen is dove
yor religion leaders long ago decide not use female 4 church leaders and leading
so they remove female esence from child and remove mother esence from spirit
they then say trinity is father son and spirit al male esence
this was to distract deceive to change church and religion 4 male control only and dominating
that where al yor religion go wrong in history
farther is the mind
son daughter or child is the body
mother is the spirit ok
the mother spirit esence is the balance is the harmony is the glue
the mother is between the farther and son or child
the spirit is between mind and body
religion without mother spirit esence is not spiritual but false teachings 4 control
trinity is the family of life
trinity is sum experince of mind body and spirit ok
now me try xplain how get ready mind body spirit
make ready yor mind understaning whatever hapens
make ready yor spirit aceptance whatever hapens
make ready body not 2 fear 4 death body not real u only vehicle u
me unerstan many u more scare pain of death than death itself this only body scared not real u
if death was painles then many more would partake ok yes no
dimising is not ending but new begining progres
death is progres is grow"

On the law of attraction:
"me try xplain this beter
u r god in yor universe
but u not god in gods universe
u need unerstan this
u can only be god in yor own universe
u can not be god in gods universe ok
u not in yor own universe yet ok
u keep on belive u get yor own universe
this take many line times lived then u get yor own universe you play god
now u just belive u part god universe only
eventual u create yor universe by belive
but 4 now u r god in training ok"

"what u think u create
what u create by thinkings play very big role yes ok"

The Entity referred to dolphins and mentioned their importance on a number of occasions. Dolphins somehow balance certain vibrations on Earth. Specifics were given, but that part was not cleared by Echelon for release. We should keep an eye on dolphin behaviour and events involving dolphins. Their behaviour heralds events and Earth changes:
"this planet first al water
then ground comes
dolfin decideing to walk ground your planet
many wars happen
then dolfin evolv remember water glory
dolfin then go back and swim water glory
dolfin most clever on this planet line time "
"seawater has residu from dolfin comunication
dolfin sqeek cause vibration of seawater to becom becon and balance energy
dolfin more advanse than human this planet line time
u must study dolfin"

"dolfin always love al creature with god esense even human
dolfin unerstan freedom of god esense many life time this line time
dolfin keep your earth balance
dolfin protect al planet and al creature on earth with god esense
now human kil 2 many dolfin be4 time we want rescu dolfin bring them our planet share
dolfin agree come our line time 15 may we prepare place"

"many dolfin already sacrifice for keep harmonics balance yor planet and make yor suferings les
very very big sufering coming and dolfin can not stop this even they try be brave but not enough
u must lern harmonics yor planet soon or u demise not knowing anything and begin 0000 again"

"yes sound dolfin make heal brainwave of al creature earth
dolfin sound cause synaps make beter contact in brain make miracel hapen
dolfin balanse harmonics of earth vortex ok"

"many being live deep oceon and holow earth can give u human answer and helpings
when u unerstand oceon u wil unerstan how cosmic travelings work easy ok
oceon have same compositing than space same element ok
u unerstan salt and water and magnet u wil unerstan life and everything living"

"helo
me tel u watch sun
me tel u watch dolfin
me tel u watch cern
me tel u watch pope
me tel u watch moving earth
cee wat yor sun is doing
cee wat yor dolfin is doing
cee wat cern is doing
cee wat pope is doing and saying
cee wat moving is doing and why
ask yor leaders
yor leaders prepare
u stil not prepare why
0000 is here make ready yor mind soul body now"

Comments by the Entity on the spiritual evolution of aliens/extraterrestrials and ascension (some specifics remains classified):
"they r many evolved fisical but not many evolve spiritul
u human have evolve more spritual then them
but they want hold on their wise teknology
their god is their teknology"

"me unerstan yor acension asking wordings
me tel u now your acension is nothing more then mas abuction thing ok"

"we won war with reptile our line time long ago we evolve then
reptile yor line time keep u back u can not grow"

"we kil many dragons many line times 1 long ago
stil dragons left in holow ground yor line time 1 yes"

"earth not solid
me not know al theory things
dragon like beings live holow ground stil
they good now
they very wise now
they peaceful like dolphin now"

"me not know al these things
even stranger beings exist other line times
beings evolving al line times always never stop"

"we can speek to al creature who have mind 2 understan ok"

Some questions asked by the Entity to the researchers:
"ok me first question ask
wat purpose yor moon
me line time moon demise long ago
life become better with no moon
why u stil have moon
wat purpose yor moon have u
moon not natural heaven body
moon put there by other being to control earth mood
without moon big calm comes over peoples no big storm anymore only litel storm
without moon peace among people
elders say old race capture moon from space then put next earth
elders say moon forces work like time mashine keep control time
moon also control mood of beings on planet in this line time"

"me have question
me ask question now
me cee u xplore mars planet with many mony and resourcings
why u not xplore deep oceon yor own planet with same many mony and resourcings
deep oceon give al aswers yor existencing and future
deep oceon have much knowledges u stil need lern
me tel u some secret
some places deep oceon water presures so big that air u breeth can not buble to surface
this air traping cause big caverns where humans can live and do breathings of good air and plant and live very wel
deep oceons have many crystal solves al yor energising needs no polution
u ignore yor best lifeline by not seekings answerings from yor own deep oceon
god provide deep oceon why u not use what is given
earth is a water planet yet u leaders look answers in space why
deep oceon have al answer for cosmic travelings this line time why u ignore this in your history
when u solve mysteries of deep oceon u wil solve mysteries of space ask dolfin they tel u this ok"

"me have more question
me ask question now
what purpos religion when leaders not godlike not real gods
what purpos building tempel when no gods there
what purpos building church when no gods there
what purpos building mosk when no gods there
what purpos pray big wall when god not a wall
what purpos pray statue when god not a statue
what purpos pray river when god not a river
why cow holy when cow not even know god
why monkey sacred when monkey not even know god
only holy animals this line time is dolphin
not need pray dolfin like a god but must respect dolfin very much"

"me ask question now
why u adult stil drink milk
why u drink mother milk from other speci not human"

"me ask elders about gold
elders say eye must ask
eye ask now
where is this gold
yor leaders not keep gold
yor leaders not have many gold anymore
leaders always give yor gold to other planet beings
why u not know this
u not wory gold
gold not keep place safe 4 yor family u not eet gold
biger wory when oil gets sickness"

"me have question
me ask question now
me cee ground sufer not water very dry people hungry
but oceon ful water
why u not take salt away from cea water and use on land
oceon enough water to make al ground even desert into forest al people can eat nice enough
why u not pump oceon water everywere
u can make big bom but u can not make big fresh water from oceon
big boms very bad
big fresh water always good"


Some Closing Notes:
(a) English was the primary language used by the Entity. Another language was perfect Latin. The contrast/contradiction between the childlike use of English and that of the Latin is apparently explained in the master copy of the Echelon files, as are other topics. This file was never made available to me and still remains Centrally Classified to this day. "Centrally Classified" indicates an intel grouping where even the classification is classified. This intel falls under various National and International Intelligence Directives (NIID; pronounced "need" in intelligence lingo).

(b) The CHANI project was a natural outflow of the research done at the collider facility. Among other things, the time-space fabric was tested and experimented on. When protons collide, then what about time? Can times collide? This was the irony of the research done at the collider. They were looking at the possibility of times colliding—and the researchers were not disappointed. The CHANI project was proof thereof. Other aspects of the timeline phenomenon were also researched and tested, e.g., time machines/devices, conscious projection of awareness of "human subject" forward or backward in time, and projection of "objects" (mostly sub-nano quantum recording devices) forward and backward in time.

(c) I will comment briefly on aspects of the concept of time as it was covered in the CHANI research. Time is linear and moves in a circle, i.e., a single line drawn in a circle: 0 to 0000, then back again to 0 (beginning to end to beginning). There are many of these circular timelines and sometimes they interchange or cross each other, similar to the gravitational waves and orbits of solar bodies. When they intersect some beings, or their developed awareness, they can jump from one to another and don't have to repeat the (time) line they were following previously. Others don't jump but can see the other timeline and interact with beings on that timeline while the crossing takes place. Sometimes beings can cross our line and see us coming to the crossing before we even get there. This last instance describes "our" meeting/colliding with the Entity. (By "our", I'm referring to the R&A researchers.)
Time is also elastic and can be stretched, resulting in a time-stretch phenomenon. Some researchers commented on how déjà vu can fit into this paradigm, as well as on how the "time is elastic" model seems to be the only workable model to describe and define time travel. The "time is elastic" model also explains the colliding of realities at the same time. As far as the CHANI project was concerned, the elastic properties of time helped to explain why no year was given, only dates.
A further "help" was how the Entity described the direct and "planned" influence of the Moon on the human perception of time. Because the Entity didn't have a moon in his parallel/time universe (they destroyed or "killed" it), giving a year date was impossible and turned their calculation of our time into "probabilities" rather than "possibilities". The Entity explained that his Elders originally had calculated our dates using a 28-day, 13-month mathematical model, but that they themselves couldn't decide on the appropriate maths and starting dates to use with our current timeline on Earth. The procession of time and our awareness of time are directly controlled by our Moon.
The Moon has an effect on the body, mind and spirit of every living organism on this planet. This is why the Entity's Elders destroyed their moon. They wanted to get rid of the moon's influence. They received the advice to do so from inner-planet beings. Without the moon, there were five immediately observable changes:
(1) The most notable changes were in the mood and temperament of the beings/civilisations living there.
Without the moon, they became more calm and peaceful. Anxiety and emotional fear had a dramatic decline among the population and even the animals. All living beings were affected.
(2) There were weather and climate changes. The oceans became much calmer. Heavy thunderstorms and lightning became a rarity. The climate became balanced all over their planet. Extreme cold or heat became something of the past.
(3) They developed an enhanced new colour spectrum. They could see and differentiate between new colours in a way that they couldn't do before.
(4) A great majority of the population became aware of their telepathic communication abilities, especially between parents and children and among siblings. Children born after the "demise" of the moon were able to communicate with inner-plane beings without the need of training, Elder guidance or instruments.
(5) There were major changes to their respiratory system. Their blood and breathing chemistry changed or adapted. Children born after the moon's demise were able to hold their breath under water for hours at a time.

(d) I have to point out to the reader that there were certain topics that the Entity was very reluctant to address or to provide more detail on, other than what was already covered. Some topics were refused outright (these topics are classified). One of these "reluctant" topics was the naming and description of inner-Earth beings, their role in our development as well as the appointed hierarchy and who appointed such a hierarchy.

(e) During the period when technicians tried to re-establish contact with the Entity, the research notes make mention of the introduction of a quantum antidote/virus with artificial-intelligence string gathering properties and an estimated dormant period of 10 years. Technicians came to the conclusion that once the code was introduced into the collider network, it would lie dormant while gathering artificial intelligence on how to re-establish contact. Simply put, they thought it would fix itself, given enough time.
However, I'm quite certain that the CHANI project did end in 2000, so I don't know if this project was re-opened under another science or if it flowed or merged into another. I mention this because, with the recent outbreak of the Stuxnet virus and the comments made by technicians, I can't help but feel uncomfortable with the similarities between the current Stuxnet outbreak and the "code" properties that the technicians discussed at the time of the CHANI–Y2K issue. That was in 2000; Stuxnet surfaced in 2010. A 10-year dormant period? I wonder, but that's a whole new conspiracy for another day.
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Is it possible to take the ocean water and distill it ? ! ?

anyone know ? !hmm
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They are called desalination plants, and they are extremely common. Israel leads the world in the technology.

But as for doing this, perhaps we should be looking at the core reasons why fresh water is in such a state.

It's all water at the end of the day, whether its ice, sea water, rivers, rain, mist, clouds or vapour.

Desalination requires huge amounts of power, and also has a nasty waste product - salt.

Fixing the issues behind the fresh water component of the world system is paramount before we start applying bandaid fixes to mask the original WRONG path we went down.

Stopping the destruction of aquifers in the hunt for oil and gas might be a good start.
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OK GLP'rs .. I've been reading the old posts and found this ..

helo
me tel u day be4 me have important thing 2 tel u
elders finish calculate they say ok me can tel u this important thing now
so me tel u know in best wordings me have lernt
on 9 january yor astronomers cee 2 star xplode yor line time
this 2 star xplode is part of yor 2nd witnesing prophesy
now u must lisen me very good and lisen warning ok make yorself ready
u know lite travel faster than sound ok yes
on 9 january yor nasas cee lite of 2 star xplode ok yes
elders calculate that from now it is time for sound wave of 2 star xploding
come hit earth anyday soon now
window open from today til end july yor line time for when wave hits
why nasas wait so long 2 tel u on 14 may only about this me not know their reason 4 delay
me lern wording sonicboom
me tel u know what is coming yor way wil be a cosmosonicboom
this sound wave wil change many things and cause big disasters and many sufferings
this sound wavings make comets ignite ok
this sound wavings make moons forget placing ok
this sound wavings make planets lose or change orbit ok
there is no more forgivnes earth this thing is coming
yor leaders get desperat want escape try use cern but make things worsening
but not sure yor leaders try haarp only make earth angry
me sory 4 have to tel u this bad news ok sory
but elders give some beter news also
elders have problem calculate where yor sun wil be position when wave hits
if earth is behind sun when wave hit earth sufering wil be much les ok
sun wil absorb much damage
but then sun damge wil have efect tranfer on earth also but not as big if not behind sun
elders not al agree but many say earth wil be behind sun so this some good news ok
u just be ready in mind spirit and yor body ok
please tel every1 everywhere be ready with body and spirit from today
can 1 u please post this front screen to warn
me also need leve yor line time soon ok
me witnesing completed soon

So .. I search and ... from yesterday .. JAN 9th ..

[link to news.yahoo.com]


WOW - That's a prediction if I ever saw one!
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anyone know what prophecy they are referring to ?gasp
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Jan 9th 2 stars explode, already verified. That is not coincidence. Thatcher, bush, mandela. Omg. I think i'm having an epiphany lol.
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Are these the suposed two witnesses ? gasp
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That's my birthday...which will be full of good things!
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Mine too! Happy B'day to us.
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OK GLP'rs .. I've been reading the old posts and found this ..

helo
me tel u day be4 me have important thing 2 tel u
elders finish calculate they say ok me can tel u this important thing now
so me tel u know in best wordings me have lernt
on 9 january yor astronomers cee 2 star xplode yor line time
this 2 star xplode is part of yor 2nd witnesing prophesy
now u must lisen me very good and lisen warning ok make yorself ready
u know lite travel faster than sound ok yes
on 9 january yor nasas cee lite of 2 star xplode ok yes
elders calculate that from now it is time for sound wave of 2 star xploding
come hit earth anyday soon now
window open from today til end july yor line time for when wave hits
why nasas wait so long 2 tel u on 14 may only about this me not know their reason 4 delay
me lern wording sonicboom
me tel u know what is coming yor way wil be a cosmosonicboom
this sound wave wil change many things and cause big disasters and many sufferings
this sound wavings make comets ignite ok
this sound wavings make moons forget placing ok
this sound wavings make planets lose or change orbit ok
there is no more forgivnes earth this thing is coming
yor leaders get desperat want escape try use cern but make things worsening
but not sure yor leaders try haarp only make earth angry
me sory 4 have to tel u this bad news ok sory
but elders give some beter news also
elders have problem calculate where yor sun wil be position when wave hits
if earth is behind sun when wave hit earth sufering wil be much les ok
sun wil absorb much damage
but then sun damge wil have efect tranfer on earth also but not as big if not behind sun
elders not al agree but many say earth wil be behind sun so this some good news ok
u just be ready in mind spirit and yor body ok
please tel every1 everywhere be ready with body and spirit from today
can 1 u please post this front screen to warn
me also need leve yor line time soon ok
me witnesing completed soon

So .. I search and ... from yesterday .. JAN 9th ..

[link to news.yahoo.com]


WOW - That's a prediction if I ever saw one!
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anyone know what prophecy they are referring to ?gasp
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Is this part a fraud...? Sounds made up recently. Sounds to me like its new. Where and on what page is this part on the original post from 2008. Someone answer this.
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Check this thread :

Thread: me tel u now so u belive me 15 may
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What spawned my interest:

"many things go wrong 15 may because door opens with portal to dark matters not undestanding earth beings
sharon will dimise be4 15 may
mandela will dimise be4 15 may
thatcher will stroke be4 15 may
japan warring thing will commenceing before 15 may secretly
oil gets very big sicknes no use anymore after 15 may
old bush will very sick be4 15 may
cheney will dimise be4 15 june
obama accident before 27 aperil
big sicknes be4 15 may
very moving earth on 17 aperils
oceon not sleeping when heaven things beware many waters to come drown
brown cheat be4 15 may
putin missing after 15 may many worry people do crazy things"

This is one of the first statements made by the Entity, and it was repeated at various times:
"u ask me many question me first answer u by xplain
to unerstan u and u in the univers u must unerstan these things
first u must unerstan the ilusion of infinti
then u must unerstan the infinty of ilusion
this mean noting but xplain everythings
so first u lern the u
then u lern the univers
then this xplain al and mean something"

More references to oil sickness and to the Japan earthquake and radiation:
"me post probabilitys ok
me cee crash plane on deck of us war ship 55 dimise
me cee us bomer crash sea
me cee many dolfin and whale go suicide
me cee 250 plus more demise acident and crash of plane europe people
me cee very moving earth again people of same shape eye japan
me cee sicknes go people of india and people of korea
me cee very oil sicknes people of america grow biger not aford buy oil anymores
me cee america people very angry go damage monument there capitol ok
me cee very big and final earth war this line time but u can stop stil
please forget oil yor oil become enemy after september yor line time
oil get radiation as me tel u be4 why u not belive me
me cry 4 u"

On how we think, read and interpret:
"write lanuage cause bad things 4 yor human history hold u back
beter draw pictures like sumar
beter write image like egyptian
write lanuage tel u what to think not how to think not good thing 4 mind
picture tel u how to think must use mind to read picture good thing 4 mind
picture u remember 4 ever write lanuage u forget soon not think anymore"
"the reason sumaria write in picture is they want last generation u to unerstan 2000 years later ok
if they rite data on disk u not able deciferings disk 4 u not have same reading device 2 read their data 2000 year later
sumaria write on stone to survive al yor teknology ok and alow u to stil unerstan 2000 years later simple ok"

The Entity explains free will:
"me ask elders about explain frewil beter
elders say me explain like this
god give u eg
eg is there eg already created eg exist
u use frewil decide what do about eg
u can make choice boil eg eat eg
u can make choice bake eg eat eg
u can make choice u leve eg but eg get roten but eg stil there
u can make choice u not eat other animal so u throw eg away eg get roten somewere else but eg stil exist u wil smel eg eventualy
eventualy u must decide and deal with eg
time colide is like eg
god make time colide
time colide is there time colide already created time colide exist
eventualy u must decide what u want do with time colide and deal with it
u can not change what god created but with frewil u must decide what u do with time colide ok
me say eat eg because eg good for u b4 get roten then eg very bad 4 u"

The researchers asked the Entity to explain the concept of trinity:
"first me try xplain mind body spirit
me xplain true trinity
trinity is mind body and spirit
trinity is farther child and mother
yor sumerian symbol of sumeria queen is dove
yor religion leaders long ago decide not use female 4 church leaders and leading
so they remove female esence from child and remove mother esence from spirit
they then say trinity is father son and spirit al male esence
this was to distract deceive to change church and religion 4 male control only and dominating
that where al yor religion go wrong in history
farther is the mind
son daughter or child is the body
mother is the spirit ok
the mother spirit esence is the balance is the harmony is the glue
the mother is between the farther and son or child
the spirit is between mind and body
religion without mother spirit esence is not spiritual but false teachings 4 control
trinity is the family of life
trinity is sum experince of mind body and spirit ok
now me try xplain how get ready mind body spirit
make ready yor mind understaning whatever hapens
make ready yor spirit aceptance whatever hapens
make ready body not 2 fear 4 death body not real u only vehicle u
me unerstan many u more scare pain of death than death itself this only body scared not real u
if death was painles then many more would partake ok yes no
dimising is not ending but new begining progres
death is progres is grow"

On the law of attraction:
"me try xplain this beter
u r god in yor universe
but u not god in gods universe
u need unerstan this
u can only be god in yor own universe
u can not be god in gods universe ok
u not in yor own universe yet ok
u keep on belive u get yor own universe
this take many line times lived then u get yor own universe you play god
now u just belive u part god universe only
eventual u create yor universe by belive
but 4 now u r god in training ok"

"what u think u create
what u create by thinkings play very big role yes ok"

The Entity referred to dolphins and mentioned their importance on a number of occasions. Dolphins somehow balance certain vibrations on Earth. Specifics were given, but that part was not cleared by Echelon for release. We should keep an eye on dolphin behaviour and events involving dolphins. Their behaviour heralds events and Earth changes:
"this planet first al water
then ground comes
dolfin decideing to walk ground your planet
many wars happen
then dolfin evolv remember water glory
dolfin then go back and swim water glory
dolfin most clever on this planet line time "
"seawater has residu from dolfin comunication
dolfin sqeek cause vibration of seawater to becom becon and balance energy
dolfin more advanse than human this planet line time
u must study dolfin"

"dolfin always love al creature with god esense even human
dolfin unerstan freedom of god esense many life time this line time
dolfin keep your earth balance
dolfin protect al planet and al creature on earth with god esense
now human kil 2 many dolfin be4 time we want rescu dolfin bring them our planet share
dolfin agree come our line time 15 may we prepare place"

"many dolfin already sacrifice for keep harmonics balance yor planet and make yor suferings les
very very big sufering coming and dolfin can not stop this even they try be brave but not enough
u must lern harmonics yor planet soon or u demise not knowing anything and begin 0000 again"

"yes sound dolfin make heal brainwave of al creature earth
dolfin sound cause synaps make beter contact in brain make miracel hapen
dolfin balanse harmonics of earth vortex ok"

"many being live deep oceon and holow earth can give u human answer and helpings
when u unerstand oceon u wil unerstan how cosmic travelings work easy ok
oceon have same compositing than space same element ok
u unerstan salt and water and magnet u wil unerstan life and everything living"

"helo
me tel u watch sun
me tel u watch dolfin
me tel u watch cern
me tel u watch pope
me tel u watch moving earth
cee wat yor sun is doing
cee wat yor dolfin is doing
cee wat cern is doing
cee wat pope is doing and saying
cee wat moving is doing and why
ask yor leaders
yor leaders prepare
u stil not prepare why
0000 is here make ready yor mind soul body now"

Comments by the Entity on the spiritual evolution of aliens/extraterrestrials and ascension (some specifics remains classified):
"they r many evolved fisical but not many evolve spiritul
u human have evolve more spritual then them
but they want hold on their wise teknology
their god is their teknology"

"me unerstan yor acension asking wordings
me tel u now your acension is nothing more then mas abuction thing ok"

"we won war with reptile our line time long ago we evolve then
reptile yor line time keep u back u can not grow"

"we kil many dragons many line times 1 long ago
stil dragons left in holow ground yor line time 1 yes"

"earth not solid
me not know al theory things
dragon like beings live holow ground stil
they good now
they very wise now
they peaceful like dolphin now"

"me not know al these things
even stranger beings exist other line times
beings evolving al line times always never stop"

"we can speek to al creature who have mind 2 understan ok"

Some questions asked by the Entity to the researchers:
"ok me first question ask
wat purpose yor moon
me line time moon demise long ago
life become better with no moon
why u stil have moon
wat purpose yor moon have u
moon not natural heaven body
moon put there by other being to control earth mood
without moon big calm comes over peoples no big storm anymore only litel storm
without moon peace among people
elders say old race capture moon from space then put next earth
elders say moon forces work like time mashine keep control time
moon also control mood of beings on planet in this line time"

"me have question
me ask question now
me cee u xplore mars planet with many mony and resourcings
why u not xplore deep oceon yor own planet with same many mony and resourcings
deep oceon give al aswers yor existencing and future
deep oceon have much knowledges u stil need lern
me tel u some secret
some places deep oceon water presures so big that air u breeth can not buble to surface
this air traping cause big caverns where humans can live and do breathings of good air and plant and live very wel
deep oceons have many crystal solves al yor energising needs no polution
u ignore yor best lifeline by not seekings answerings from yor own deep oceon
god provide deep oceon why u not use what is given
earth is a water planet yet u leaders look answers in space why
deep oceon have al answer for cosmic travelings this line time why u ignore this in your history
when u solve mysteries of deep oceon u wil solve mysteries of space ask dolfin they tel u this ok"

"me have more question
me ask question now
what purpos religion when leaders not godlike not real gods
what purpos building tempel when no gods there
what purpos building church when no gods there
what purpos building mosk when no gods there
what purpos pray big wall when god not a wall
what purpos pray statue when god not a statue
what purpos pray river when god not a river
why cow holy when cow not even know god
why monkey sacred when monkey not even know god
only holy animals this line time is dolphin
not need pray dolfin like a god but must respect dolfin very much"

"me ask question now
why u adult stil drink milk
why u drink mother milk from other speci not human"

"me ask elders about gold
elders say eye must ask
eye ask now
where is this gold
yor leaders not keep gold
yor leaders not have many gold anymore
leaders always give yor gold to other planet beings
why u not know this
u not wory gold
gold not keep place safe 4 yor family u not eet gold
biger wory when oil gets sickness"

"me have question
me ask question now
me cee ground sufer not water very dry people hungry
but oceon ful water
why u not take salt away from cea water and use on land
oceon enough water to make al ground even desert into forest al people can eat nice enough
why u not pump oceon water everywere
u can make big bom but u can not make big fresh water from oceon
big boms very bad
big fresh water always good"


Some Closing Notes:
(a) English was the primary language used by the Entity. Another language was perfect Latin. The contrast/contradiction between the childlike use of English and that of the Latin is apparently explained in the master copy of the Echelon files, as are other topics. This file was never made available to me and still remains Centrally Classified to this day. "Centrally Classified" indicates an intel grouping where even the classification is classified. This intel falls under various National and International Intelligence Directives (NIID; pronounced "need" in intelligence lingo).

(b) The CHANI project was a natural outflow of the research done at the collider facility. Among other things, the time-space fabric was tested and experimented on. When protons collide, then what about time? Can times collide? This was the irony of the research done at the collider. They were looking at the possibility of times colliding—and the researchers were not disappointed. The CHANI project was proof thereof. Other aspects of the timeline phenomenon were also researched and tested, e.g., time machines/devices, conscious projection of awareness of "human subject" forward or backward in time, and projection of "objects" (mostly sub-nano quantum recording devices) forward and backward in time.

(c) I will comment briefly on aspects of the concept of time as it was covered in the CHANI research. Time is linear and moves in a circle, i.e., a single line drawn in a circle: 0 to 0000, then back again to 0 (beginning to end to beginning). There are many of these circular timelines and sometimes they interchange or cross each other, similar to the gravitational waves and orbits of solar bodies. When they intersect some beings, or their developed awareness, they can jump from one to another and don't have to repeat the (time) line they were following previously. Others don't jump but can see the other timeline and interact with beings on that timeline while the crossing takes place. Sometimes beings can cross our line and see us coming to the crossing before we even get there. This last instance describes "our" meeting/colliding with the Entity. (By "our", I'm referring to the R&A researchers.)
Time is also elastic and can be stretched, resulting in a time-stretch phenomenon. Some researchers commented on how déjà vu can fit into this paradigm, as well as on how the "time is elastic" model seems to be the only workable model to describe and define time travel. The "time is elastic" model also explains the colliding of realities at the same time. As far as the CHANI project was concerned, the elastic properties of time helped to explain why no year was given, only dates.
A further "help" was how the Entity described the direct and "planned" influence of the Moon on the human perception of time. Because the Entity didn't have a moon in his parallel/time universe (they destroyed or "killed" it), giving a year date was impossible and turned their calculation of our time into "probabilities" rather than "possibilities". The Entity explained that his Elders originally had calculated our dates using a 28-day, 13-month mathematical model, but that they themselves couldn't decide on the appropriate maths and starting dates to use with our current timeline on Earth. The procession of time and our awareness of time are directly controlled by our Moon.
The Moon has an effect on the body, mind and spirit of every living organism on this planet. This is why the Entity's Elders destroyed their moon. They wanted to get rid of the moon's influence. They received the advice to do so from inner-planet beings. Without the moon, there were five immediately observable changes:
(1) The most notable changes were in the mood and temperament of the beings/civilisations living there.
Without the moon, they became more calm and peaceful. Anxiety and emotional fear had a dramatic decline among the population and even the animals. All living beings were affected.
(2) There were weather and climate changes. The oceans became much calmer. Heavy thunderstorms and lightning became a rarity. The climate became balanced all over their planet. Extreme cold or heat became something of the past.
(3) They developed an enhanced new colour spectrum. They could see and differentiate between new colours in a way that they couldn't do before.
(4) A great majority of the population became aware of their telepathic communication abilities, especially between parents and children and among siblings. Children born after the "demise" of the moon were able to communicate with inner-plane beings without the need of training, Elder guidance or instruments.
(5) There were major changes to their respiratory system. Their blood and breathing chemistry changed or adapted. Children born after the moon's demise were able to hold their breath under water for hours at a time.

(d) I have to point out to the reader that there were certain topics that the Entity was very reluctant to address or to provide more detail on, other than what was already covered. Some topics were refused outright (these topics are classified). One of these "reluctant" topics was the naming and description of inner-Earth beings, their role in our development as well as the appointed hierarchy and who appointed such a hierarchy.

(e) During the period when technicians tried to re-establish contact with the Entity, the research notes make mention of the introduction of a quantum antidote/virus with artificial-intelligence string gathering properties and an estimated dormant period of 10 years. Technicians came to the conclusion that once the code was introduced into the collider network, it would lie dormant while gathering artificial intelligence on how to re-establish contact. Simply put, they thought it would fix itself, given enough time.
However, I'm quite certain that the CHANI project did end in 2000, so I don't know if this project was re-opened under another science or if it flowed or merged into another. I mention this because, with the recent outbreak of the Stuxnet virus and the comments made by technicians, I can't help but feel uncomfortable with the similarities between the current Stuxnet outbreak and the "code" properties that the technicians discussed at the time of the CHANI–Y2K issue. That was in 2000; Stuxnet surfaced in 2010. A 10-year dormant period? I wonder, but that's a whole new conspiracy for another day.
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Is it possible to take the ocean water and distill it ? ! ?

anyone know ? !hmm
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you can distill it easily. some dude is about to set up a big facility in australia. it was in some european paper a few weeks ago.

basically works like this:

picture a bowl of seawater with an empty mug in the middle of it. place a plastic sheet over the top of the bowl with something like a stone weighing the center of the plastic down slightly.

As the seawater is turned into condensation, it collects on the plastic sheet above, and the stone that is weighing it down redirects the clean distilled water into the mug. you take the mug out and voila you have clean water.

Now do this on an industrial scale somewhere with a very hot climate....
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I think there are still lots of people who never bothered reading about the Chani project and still think the entity actually posted here on GLP.
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This
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