May 15th ME TEL U NOW SHIN THIS PHIT OMGWTFBBQ

Come on guys, someone's gotta bite, eh?

That's my birthday...which will be full of good things!

waiting with bated breath..let's see...how many of us really understand dark matters that CERN is messing with?
sharon is in bad shape, but have they have found him yet?
mandela is in bad shape..in and out of hospital
thatcher has already had one stroke..right? in and out of hospital
the war with Japan has been silent and ongoing for a while now..
there have been stories of oil/fuel/going bad and planes having been grounded because of it, and just recently cars in the midwest had serious and very expensive fuel problems
Old bush is sick...in hospital for months now
cheney...wth is he??
Obama...considering things, well..will leave that alone
earthquakes....what can I say
Ocean...swishing around..could be heaven things coming down...hell, we have an asteroid coming very very close on Feb 15...coming so close it could knock satellites, (maybe the ISS, per Hopi legend about living place falling out of the sky)..into the ocean causing a Tsunami??? or more?? flooding coastal areas and many will drown..
Brown is back in play as is
Putin...

Last Edited by breezy on 01/09/2013 07:07 PM

This was one of the most popular threads on GLP I know people felt what this guy was saying, even if he wrote in 3rd grade vernacular.

Last Edited by aliensbro on 01/09/2013 06:52 PM

Did you know OP of that thread admitted to have started the BEZERK thread aswell, as part of a controlled "information release"?

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

I've been trying to find the original Bezerk thread but idk what it was called, that is the reason I made this thread.

What spawned my interest:

"many things go wrong 15 may because door opens with portal to dark matters not undestanding earth beings
sharon will dimise be4 15 may
mandela will dimise be4 15 may
thatcher will stroke be4 15 may
japan warring thing will commenceing before 15 may secretly
oil gets very big sicknes no use anymore after 15 may
old bush will very sick be4 15 may
cheney will dimise be4 15 june
obama accident before 27 aperil
big sicknes be4 15 may
very moving earth on 17 aperils
oceon not sleeping when heaven things beware many waters to come drown
brown cheat be4 15 may
putin missing after 15 may many worry people do crazy things"

This is one of the first statements made by the Entity, and it was repeated at various times:
"u ask me many question me first answer u by xplain
to unerstan u and u in the univers u must unerstan these things
first u must unerstan the ilusion of infinti
then u must unerstan the infinty of ilusion
this mean noting but xplain everythings
so first u lern the u
then u lern the univers
then this xplain al and mean something"

More references to oil sickness and to the Japan earthquake and radiation:
"me post probabilitys ok
me cee crash plane on deck of us war ship 55 dimise
me cee us bomer crash sea
me cee many dolfin and whale go suicide
me cee 250 plus more demise acident and crash of plane europe people
me cee very moving earth again people of same shape eye japan
me cee sicknes go people of india and people of korea
me cee very oil sicknes people of america grow biger not aford buy oil anymores
me cee america people very angry go damage monument there capitol ok
me cee very big and final earth war this line time but u can stop stil
please forget oil yor oil become enemy after september yor line time
oil get radiation as me tel u be4 why u not belive me
me cry 4 u"

On how we think, read and interpret:
"write lanuage cause bad things 4 yor human history hold u back
beter draw pictures like sumar
beter write image like egyptian
write lanuage tel u what to think not how to think not good thing 4 mind
picture tel u how to think must use mind to read picture good thing 4 mind
picture u remember 4 ever write lanuage u forget soon not think anymore"
"the reason sumaria write in picture is they want last generation u to unerstan 2000 years later ok
if they rite data on disk u not able deciferings disk 4 u not have same reading device 2 read their data 2000 year later
sumaria write on stone to survive al yor teknology ok and alow u to stil unerstan 2000 years later simple ok"

The Entity explains free will:
"me ask elders about explain frewil beter
elders say me explain like this
god give u eg
eg is there eg already created eg exist
u use frewil decide what do about eg
u can make choice boil eg eat eg
u can make choice bake eg eat eg
u can make choice u leve eg but eg get roten but eg stil there
u can make choice u not eat other animal so u throw eg away eg get roten somewere else but eg stil exist u wil smel eg eventualy
eventualy u must decide and deal with eg
time colide is like eg
god make time colide
time colide is there time colide already created time colide exist
eventualy u must decide what u want do with time colide and deal with it
u can not change what god created but with frewil u must decide what u do with time colide ok
me say eat eg because eg good for u b4 get roten then eg very bad 4 u"

The researchers asked the Entity to explain the concept of trinity:
"first me try xplain mind body spirit
me xplain true trinity
trinity is mind body and spirit
trinity is farther child and mother
yor sumerian symbol of sumeria queen is dove
yor religion leaders long ago decide not use female 4 church leaders and leading
so they remove female esence from child and remove mother esence from spirit
they then say trinity is father son and spirit al male esence
this was to distract deceive to change church and religion 4 male control only and dominating
that where al yor religion go wrong in history
farther is the mind
son daughter or child is the body
mother is the spirit ok
the mother spirit esence is the balance is the harmony is the glue
the mother is between the farther and son or child
the spirit is between mind and body
religion without mother spirit esence is not spiritual but false teachings 4 control
trinity is the family of life
trinity is sum experince of mind body and spirit ok
now me try xplain how get ready mind body spirit
make ready yor mind understaning whatever hapens
make ready yor spirit aceptance whatever hapens
make ready body not 2 fear 4 death body not real u only vehicle u
me unerstan many u more scare pain of death than death itself this only body scared not real u
if death was painles then many more would partake ok yes no
dimising is not ending but new begining progres
death is progres is grow"

On the law of attraction:
"me try xplain this beter
u r god in yor universe
but u not god in gods universe
u need unerstan this
u can only be god in yor own universe
u can not be god in gods universe ok
u not in yor own universe yet ok
u keep on belive u get yor own universe
this take many line times lived then u get yor own universe you play god
now u just belive u part god universe only
eventual u create yor universe by belive
but 4 now u r god in training ok"

"what u think u create
what u create by thinkings play very big role yes ok"

The Entity referred to dolphins and mentioned their importance on a number of occasions. Dolphins somehow balance certain vibrations on Earth. Specifics were given, but that part was not cleared by Echelon for release. We should keep an eye on dolphin behaviour and events involving dolphins. Their behaviour heralds events and Earth changes:
"this planet first al water
then ground comes
dolfin decideing to walk ground your planet
many wars happen
then dolfin evolv remember water glory
dolfin then go back and swim water glory
dolfin most clever on this planet line time "
"seawater has residu from dolfin comunication
dolfin sqeek cause vibration of seawater to becom becon and balance energy
dolfin more advanse than human this planet line time
u must study dolfin"

"dolfin always love al creature with god esense even human
dolfin unerstan freedom of god esense many life time this line time
dolfin keep your earth balance
dolfin protect al planet and al creature on earth with god esense
now human kil 2 many dolfin be4 time we want rescu dolfin bring them our planet share
dolfin agree come our line time 15 may we prepare place"

"many dolfin already sacrifice for keep harmonics balance yor planet and make yor suferings les
very very big sufering coming and dolfin can not stop this even they try be brave but not enough
u must lern harmonics yor planet soon or u demise not knowing anything and begin 0000 again"

"yes sound dolfin make heal brainwave of al creature earth
dolfin sound cause synaps make beter contact in brain make miracel hapen
dolfin balanse harmonics of earth vortex ok"

"many being live deep oceon and holow earth can give u human answer and helpings
when u unerstand oceon u wil unerstan how cosmic travelings work easy ok
oceon have same compositing than space same element ok
u unerstan salt and water and magnet u wil unerstan life and everything living"

"helo
me tel u watch sun
me tel u watch dolfin
me tel u watch cern
me tel u watch pope
me tel u watch moving earth
cee wat yor sun is doing
cee wat yor dolfin is doing
cee wat cern is doing
cee wat pope is doing and saying
cee wat moving is doing and why
ask yor leaders
yor leaders prepare
u stil not prepare why
0000 is here make ready yor mind soul body now"

Comments by the Entity on the spiritual evolution of aliens/extraterrestrials and ascension (some specifics remains classified):
"they r many evolved fisical but not many evolve spiritul
u human have evolve more spritual then them
but they want hold on their wise teknology
their god is their teknology"

"me unerstan yor acension asking wordings
me tel u now your acension is nothing more then mas abuction thing ok"

"we won war with reptile our line time long ago we evolve then
reptile yor line time keep u back u can not grow"

"we kil many dragons many line times 1 long ago
stil dragons left in holow ground yor line time 1 yes"

"earth not solid
me not know al theory things
dragon like beings live holow ground stil
they good now
they very wise now
they peaceful like dolphin now"

"me not know al these things
even stranger beings exist other line times
beings evolving al line times always never stop"

"we can speek to al creature who have mind 2 understan ok"

Some questions asked by the Entity to the researchers:
"ok me first question ask
wat purpose yor moon
me line time moon demise long ago
life become better with no moon
why u stil have moon
wat purpose yor moon have u
moon not natural heaven body
moon put there by other being to control earth mood
without moon big calm comes over peoples no big storm anymore only litel storm
without moon peace among people
elders say old race capture moon from space then put next earth
elders say moon forces work like time mashine keep control time
moon also control mood of beings on planet in this line time"

"me have question
me ask question now
me cee u xplore mars planet with many mony and resourcings
why u not xplore deep oceon yor own planet with same many mony and resourcings
deep oceon give al aswers yor existencing and future
deep oceon have much knowledges u stil need lern
me tel u some secret
some places deep oceon water presures so big that air u breeth can not buble to surface
this air traping cause big caverns where humans can live and do breathings of good air and plant and live very wel
deep oceons have many crystal solves al yor energising needs no polution
u ignore yor best lifeline by not seekings answerings from yor own deep oceon
god provide deep oceon why u not use what is given
earth is a water planet yet u leaders look answers in space why
deep oceon have al answer for cosmic travelings this line time why u ignore this in your history
when u solve mysteries of deep oceon u wil solve mysteries of space ask dolfin they tel u this ok"

"me have more question
me ask question now
what purpos religion when leaders not godlike not real gods
what purpos building tempel when no gods there
what purpos building church when no gods there
what purpos building mosk when no gods there
what purpos pray big wall when god not a wall
what purpos pray statue when god not a statue
what purpos pray river when god not a river
why cow holy when cow not even know god
why monkey sacred when monkey not even know god
only holy animals this line time is dolphin
not need pray dolfin like a god but must respect dolfin very much"

"me ask question now
why u adult stil drink milk
why u drink mother milk from other speci not human"

"me ask elders about gold
elders say eye must ask
eye ask now
where is this gold
yor leaders not keep gold
yor leaders not have many gold anymore
leaders always give yor gold to other planet beings
why u not know this
u not wory gold
gold not keep place safe 4 yor family u not eet gold
biger wory when oil gets sickness"

"me have question
me ask question now
me cee ground sufer not water very dry people hungry
but oceon ful water
why u not take salt away from cea water and use on land
oceon enough water to make al ground even desert into forest al people can eat nice enough
why u not pump oceon water everywere
u can make big bom but u can not make big fresh water from oceon
big boms very bad
big fresh water always good"

Some Closing Notes:
(a) English was the primary language used by the Entity. Another language was perfect Latin. The contrast/contradiction between the childlike use of English and that of the Latin is apparently explained in the master copy of the Echelon files, as are other topics. This file was never made available to me and still remains Centrally Classified to this day. "Centrally Classified" indicates an intel grouping where even the classification is classified. This intel falls under various National and International Intelligence Directives (NIID; pronounced "need" in intelligence lingo).

(b) The CHANI project was a natural outflow of the research done at the collider facility. Among other things, the time-space fabric was tested and experimented on. When protons collide, then what about time? Can times collide? This was the irony of the research done at the collider. They were looking at the possibility of times colliding—and the researchers were not disappointed. The CHANI project was proof thereof. Other aspects of the timeline phenomenon were also researched and tested, e.g., time machines/devices, conscious projection of awareness of "human subject" forward or backward in time, and projection of "objects" (mostly sub-nano quantum recording devices) forward and backward in time.

(c) I will comment briefly on aspects of the concept of time as it was covered in the CHANI research. Time is linear and moves in a circle, i.e., a single line drawn in a circle: 0 to 0000, then back again to 0 (beginning to end to beginning). There are many of these circular timelines and sometimes they interchange or cross each other, similar to the gravitational waves and orbits of solar bodies. When they intersect some beings, or their developed awareness, they can jump from one to another and don't have to repeat the (time) line they were following previously. Others don't jump but can see the other timeline and interact with beings on that timeline while the crossing takes place. Sometimes beings can cross our line and see us coming to the crossing before we even get there. This last instance describes "our" meeting/colliding with the Entity. (By "our", I'm referring to the R&A researchers.)
Time is also elastic and can be stretched, resulting in a time-stretch phenomenon. Some researchers commented on how déjà vu can fit into this paradigm, as well as on how the "time is elastic" model seems to be the only workable model to describe and define time travel. The "time is elastic" model also explains the colliding of realities at the same time. As far as the CHANI project was concerned, the elastic properties of time helped to explain why no year was given, only dates.
A further "help" was how the Entity described the direct and "planned" influence of the Moon on the human perception of time. Because the Entity didn't have a moon in his parallel/time universe (they destroyed or "killed" it), giving a year date was impossible and turned their calculation of our time into "probabilities" rather than "possibilities". The Entity explained that his Elders originally had calculated our dates using a 28-day, 13-month mathematical model, but that they themselves couldn't decide on the appropriate maths and starting dates to use with our current timeline on Earth. The procession of time and our awareness of time are directly controlled by our Moon.
The Moon has an effect on the body, mind and spirit of every living organism on this planet. This is why the Entity's Elders destroyed their moon. They wanted to get rid of the moon's influence. They received the advice to do so from inner-planet beings. Without the moon, there were five immediately observable changes:
(1) The most notable changes were in the mood and temperament of the beings/civilisations living there.
Without the moon, they became more calm and peaceful. Anxiety and emotional fear had a dramatic decline among the population and even the animals. All living beings were affected.
(2) There were weather and climate changes. The oceans became much calmer. Heavy thunderstorms and lightning became a rarity. The climate became balanced all over their planet. Extreme cold or heat became something of the past.
(3) They developed an enhanced new colour spectrum. They could see and differentiate between new colours in a way that they couldn't do before.
(4) A great majority of the population became aware of their telepathic communication abilities, especially between parents and children and among siblings. Children born after the "demise" of the moon were able to communicate with inner-plane beings without the need of training, Elder guidance or instruments.
(5) There were major changes to their respiratory system. Their blood and breathing chemistry changed or adapted. Children born after the moon's demise were able to hold their breath under water for hours at a time.
(d) I have to point out to the reader that there were certain topics that the Entity was very reluctant to address or to provide more detail on, other than what was already covered. Some topics were refused outright (these topics are classified). One of these "reluctant" topics was the naming and description of inner-Earth beings, their role in our development as well as the appointed hierarchy and who appointed such a hierarchy.

(e) During the period when technicians tried to re-establish contact with the Entity, the research notes make mention of the introduction of a quantum antidote/virus with artificial-intelligence string gathering properties and an estimated dormant period of 10 years. Technicians came to the conclusion that once the code was introduced into the collider network, it would lie dormant while gathering artificial intelligence on how to re-establish contact. Simply put, they thought it would fix itself, given enough time.
However, I'm quite certain that the CHANI project did end in 2000, so I don't know if this project was re-opened under another science or if it flowed or merged into another. I mention this because, with the recent outbreak of the Stuxnet virus and the comments made by technicians, I can't help but feel uncomfortable with the similarities between the current Stuxnet outbreak and the "code" properties that the technicians discussed at the time of the CHANI–Y2K issue. That was in 2000; Stuxnet surfaced in 2010. A 10-year dormant period? I wonder, but that's a whole new conspiracy for another day.

Thread: Something Just Went BEZERK in the Gulf of Mexico. The US Navy just sunk a French Submarine

copied from last page of the me tel u now thread, good to see discussion continue:
Thread: me tel u now so u belive me 15 may (Page 307)

Either the best troll ever (well, OP Blackjack was pretty awesome too), or ...

Thread: Something Just Went BEZERK in the Gulf of Mexico. The US Navy just sunk a French Submarine

Same here, read that in the "paid shill" thread today. I got the feeling that post was mostly overlooked until now...

[ridiculous speculation]
The person quoting it being from South Africa might be a coincidence. I don't think so, the person may be connected to Mandela and know that he's gonna pass soon.
[/ridiculous speculation]

I saw that and didn't wanna let it go to waste it was a very important piece of information, resonated with me on a level very deep.

A good thread. I like to see "Chani" gathering interest and attention again. I have read the material of "me tell u" at least 4 times all the way through the 300 plus pages, and I made a pdf of all the entity's posts. There is a truth or something special about the information it contains, from the dolphins to the number 33 and our dna, and...IF you look...is it not a little eerie the way all the names in the very first post made back in March of 2008 are back in play again?

For those not wishing to wade through the full original thread, here is a thread of the extracted entity's answers.

Thread: selected extracts from me tel u now thread

And here is Acolyte's article link, which explains it all.

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

Someone took Uglies (Scott Westerfeld) too seriously!

A number of years ago I noticed that WWI and WWII started on June 28th and September 1st respectively. If you count forward in time 666 days from June 28 you land on September 1.

If you keep going in both directions and keep generating new dates and you find that wars always start on those dates. The next one up is December 4. That was the day in 1941 that Hirohito gave the go ahead for the the Pearl Harbor attack plan. Going backward you get April 25. April 25, 1899 was the day US President Polk declared war on Spain.

May 15 is on that list. 1960, That was the Day Gary Powers was shot down un a U-2 spy plane over the USSR. Kruschev began moving missiles to Cuba over that whole thing and the missile crisis erupted as a result. I think they were supposed to destroy the world, more or less, over that.

I look for those dates all the time in news and history. That's why I was surprised to see this. It's all going to end on a June 7th BTW. it's all a big cycle that started at 70AD with the destructiion of the temple in Jerusalem on August 10 and ends on a June 7 at some point in the future. Work in the manner I demonstrated and it generates a list of 18 slots. They are all full except for the last 2. A new age begins on August 10, also somewhere in the future.

August 10
October 13
December 16
February 19
April 25
June 28
September 1
November 4
January 8
March 13
May 15
July 20
September 22
November 26
January 29
April 4
June 7
August 10

Very interesting, but why did you state 15 may 2012 will be the time in your original post (unless you made a mistaake) but now you are saying exactly the same things, but for may 15 2013?

You said the time will be 15 may 2012 unless you made a mistake, then ignore it. So, was this a mistake as it did not happen in 2012? Why 2013 now?

Thanks!

what does controlled information release even mean ?
controlled release of secret information, as in, giving us a change to prepare, or, controlled release of dis-information ?

Yeah, I remember the old thread. I like it as a doom scenario.

thanks for the heads up Nostra-dumbass

Me Tel U is an amazing thread.

Instead of attacking the messenger, it might be helpful to study the message. See how the information feels to you.

Thank you OP for posting again my all time favorite thread!!
Thanks Chani

We will see in the not so distant future right?
Who knows? And are we listening to the correct message?
All the cards are in play at this moment.
Interesting times we live in and chose to experience.

Me tel u now so u b warned.

THIS WAS YOUR LIFE!... [link to www.chick.com]

Hi breezy...would you be willing to share the PDF either here or send it to me by PM?

Thanks!

Yeah know .. I think I came across this shit before but never cared enough to dig deeper.

Now reading that it was done on the 90's and Obama was spoken of .. that I find very intriguing ..

Does anyone have the original transcripts (20,000 messages) from the 90's?

My doom calendar expired on 11-11-11 and 12-21-12

Even if it is the end, there's not much we can do about it except have a PURE heart and soul

I was not a member of GLP back when that thread was originally posted so this is the first time I'm reading all this. Imeadiate reaction was absolute chills running down my spine. If that was written in '08 the synchronicities (sp?) are to great to ignore! I will be book marking this discussion.