Mother fucker, I live in a cave in the White House backyard. I know 2 things in this world #1. If the US government couldn't find a sumbitch dying in a cave by following the extension chord to his dialysis machine then they couldn't find me without an extension chord and #2. Best place to hid something is right under their nose. WTF do you care how bad is might get? I would rather die wearing boots with something in hand hand attempting to defend myself than to die wearing knee pads with a dick in my mouth like you. You're obviously in a bad place in life. What you need is for that corporate to give you reach around once in awhile and a thank you every not and again while you're wiping the goo off your lip.